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@sun_teal

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Lover of pomps, grease, & hypnosis! And other things too! 🔞 // 26 // Homoflexible // See yourself and don’t like it? Let me know!

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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
5 months
Why does being bald feel so damn good? 😵‍💫
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@sun_teal
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3 years
You confronted your neighbor about his constant partying. As you started ranting, he lifted his arm to expose his pit. The wave of musk shut you up. “Inhale.” You obeyed. “Lick.” God, he tasted so good! “I’m your Alpha. No more complaining. Only submission and lust. Got it?”
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2 years
With the bow tie firmly around his neck, his mind drained as the uniform took control. He would be arriving at Master’s place shortly. Who he was did not matter anymore. His future was inextricably tied to serving Master…from now on and forevermore…
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@sun_teal
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3 years
Your neighbor’s pristine suit and spiraling eyes mesmerized you. “I have a gift for you,” he said. The blue suit beside him called your name. You only nod in response. “Good Boys love suits. Good Boys must wear suits. Good Boys submit to suits.” You smile like a Good Boy.
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@sun_teal
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3 years
Jason had never considered becoming a firefighter before. However, The Captain understood Jason's potential perfectly. Under control of the cigar and stache, Jason's role was not one of heroism, but of pleasure. Squad members could always use a Toy to relieve their stress...
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
2 years
I love being a baldie! ✨👨🏼‍🦲✨
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
You stare into the handsome Hypnotist's swirling eyes. The world around you begins to fade. His soft yet firm words echo in your mind. Submit. Obey. Suit up. Submit. Obey. Be dapper. Submit. Obey. Smoke cigars. Submit. Obey. Good boy. Submit. Obey. Suck cock. Submit. Obey...
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
“Who are you?” “I am a Gift.” “For whom?” “My Master, the One who owns my mind, body, and soul.” “Good. What is your Role as His Gift?” “To Please, to Serve, and to Obey however He deems fit for me.” “Excellent. Your training is complete. Your Master will be here soon.”
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
1 year
“Hshshs…seems even a tough man cub Greassser can’t resssisssst, hmm?” “I…I can’t…resissst…” “Yesss, gooood! You will make sssuch a good Pet for meee.” “Pet…Pet for…” “Pet for your Masssster, hshshshs!” “Pet for my Masssster…”
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
Every time he had passed by you, his musk was both revolting and arousing. As he lifted his arms, you planted your face into his ripe sweaty pit. He smirked. His plan worked. You were now his horny scent pig. And he couldn't wait to fuck away the last of your mind and will.
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
2 years
I’m loving my new life as a Cueball Man! Few things feel better than a smooth dome after a shave! 👨🏼‍🦲✨ So, how long do I keep this for? Like = 1 day Comment = 2 days Retweet = 3 days I’ll tally the results next week!
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
Exiting the shower, he stared into Master’s Mirror. Its endlessly spinning spiral drilled into his mind. Words drifted over a speaker. “Accept your fate” “Cueball Slave” “Serve your Master” The Slave’s cock hardened. He left, ready to complete his Submission to Master…
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
Stepford’s Program for Wayward Men was a massive success. No matter a man’s appearance or attitude before enrollment, they were trained into slicked and dapper gentlemen. This student had fought our programming for so long, but no rebellious spirit is beyond domestication.
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
Jason resisted the new office dress code for as long as he could. It was too stuffy for his liking! But the Boss convinced him otherwise. His attire serves as a reminder who is actually in charge. And after a visit to the barber, Jason will never question anything again…
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
Mark reclined back into his Daddy's arms. He was so stupid for ever asking Daddy to stop smoking in public. But Daddy showed him the way. Daddy shared his cigar and brought him home. "Good Boys smoke cigars," Daddy said. Mark was a Good Boy. He would always be a Good Boy.
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@sun_teal
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11 months
Gotta keep the grooves glossy! ✨✨✨
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@sun_teal
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2 years
Your friend Antony had been acting strange ever since he was hired at the Hypnos Firm. He never hung out any more! But as you stared into his eyes on the street, you understood. Antony is a Good Employee. He must always Work and Serve the Firm. You’d make a Good Employee too…
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
Shawn fought valiantly against the Spiral. However, he’ll admit defeat, just like all the others. His mind fading, his will abating, and his cock pulsating. He’ll be a wonderfully Good Boy in due time. So long as he stares and obeys…stare…and obey…
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@sun_teal
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3 years
"You lost the bet. Time to pay up!" In that moment, your friend revealed his secret hypnotic talent. "I've wanted to chrome dome you for so long. I'm not letting you back out now! Just stare into my eyes...that's it...Good Boy...I can't wait to shave that head clean!"
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
“Don’t be silly, Boy. C’mon, let’s get you a real man’s cut.” He…is right. Of course he’s right. You can trust him. He is your Barber. He’s here to help. So Listen. Submit. Obey his words. Whatever he says… “See, you’ll look mighty fine bald like me, Boy.” You agree.
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
"Ready to begin, My Pet?" "Yes Sir..." "Good. I'm sure they'll love your new uniform. I know I do!" Smiling, the Hypnotist walked onto the stage to thunderous applause. His Assistant sat on standby, waiting for his cue. Aching to perform for the audience and for His Master...
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@sun_teal
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3 years
You were trying to escape The Rancher's himbo farm when one of his favorite toys blocked your path. The musk from his pits wafted into the air, sending you into a daze. Thoughts of fleeing left. The Rancher began your programming as you lost yourself in the boytoy's pits.
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
“Just let it happen, Bro. That cigar was made for your mouth!” “Us Bear Bros gotta stick together, like a family. We’re tryin’ to help is all.” “Damn right! Bro, we can already see the stache comin’ in, that’s hot!” “Keep puffin’. A Bear Bro is all you wanna be…”
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
1 year
Horseshoe flattop! Horseshoe flattop!
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
2 years
*FLASH* The camera’s mesmerizing light burst again… *FLASH* And again… *FLASH* And again in Daddy’s hands. You sit there naked, your cock hard and throbbing. A cigar is perched in your mouth, just under your own stache. A perfect model for Daddy.
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
2 years
The Good Boy Program was quite controversial at its inception. Younger men felt the most repulsed by it, arguing that their free wills were at stake. Jeremy felt that way too…until he realized the Truth, like so many others: There is Freedom in being a Good Boy.
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
1 year
“Sssilly mancub! You thought this metal cage would protect you, hm?” “I…I…” “Husssh, my little pet. There is no need to apologize. I am a very forgiving ssserpent after all, hshshs! Now, enjoy my coils and you will soon…trussst in meee…”
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Resident Retrosexual
1 year
As you try escaping Master’s house, a Drone blocks your path. Its hypnotic spirals and timbre pierces your defenses. “You love my Tits~” Your cock swells. Your mind drains. “Worship my Tits~” Your face sinks into its fur, lost in lust until Master collects you again…
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
2 years
“That’s it, stare into my eyes…my spirals call for you…I control you…Good Boy…now look at my dome…it’s so beautiful…bald…bald is beautiful…you’re so jealous…you want to be beautiful like me…you want to be bald like me…Good Boy!”
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
Master has no use for slobbish boys. He wants them tidy, compliant, and very well-groomed. Chris here got the exact type of training he needed. Under Master’s orders, he will never leave the house without a tie, suspenders, and nicely greased hair ever again. What a Good Boy!
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
The spirals consumed every ounce of his mind. No thoughts. A blissful and endless void, aching to be filled. Thankfully, he found a man willing to give him purpose. A…Daddy. Yes, Daddy was going to help him. Daddy was going to fill him. Daddy…Daddy…Daddy…
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Resident Retrosexual
3 years
“Told ya, Boy. I got the best programs for guys like you…just keep watching…” The Driver smiled as he saw the Boy’s stache grow in, a sign of his submission. “Put some of that Wax in. It’ll make you look real handsome.” The Boy complied. “Hehe, atta Boy, just like Daddy…”
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Resident Retrosexual
2 years
“Such a Good Boy…let my comb take away all of your thoughts…” Each stroke brought the boy closer and closer to mindless bliss. The Barber had insisted on a more retro style and he…just…couldn’t…resist…anymore…
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Resident Retrosexual
2 years
“Come closer…yeah, just a bit closer…Good Boy. I’ve seen the way you look at me and my Stache. Figured I’d introduce myself; I’m your Daddy. Daddy takes care of Good Boys like you. All you have to do is watch…listen…obey…Good Boy!”
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
“I told you to stop fighting, Boy. Your face was meant to carry a Stache!” Try as he might, Ken couldn’t escape the Barber’s hypnotic words. “Yes Sir, I am meant to have a Stache.” “That’s better, Boy. You’ll make a wonderful Stache Slave, hehe.” “I obey, Sir.”
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Resident Retrosexual
2 years
“Mario?! What the fuck are you doing here?!” “Coach’s Orders. We must Bond.” “L-Look, that was a one time thing! I’m…not…not…g-uhhh…” “Team through Trust. Trust through Bonds. Bonds through Worship.” “Bonds…through…Worship…” “Coach’s Orders. Worship me!”
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
He has no idea who he is. But that doesn’t matter. He is a Goon. His sole purpose is to serve and protect Sir. Anyone who gets too close without permission is subject to Gooning. Permanently bald. Buff. Obedient. Remolded into the perfect pawn and bodyguard. All for Sir…
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
“This isn’t me! What have you done!?” “Oh come now. You are exactly where you need to be. You are a Lord, a Leader, my Master.” “Your Master…” “Yes Sir. Feel your power and pride swell.” “Of course, who else would I be?! I am Master Cavill and you will obey me!” “Yes Sir!”
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
2 years
“Your Stache is coming along nicely, Boy!” “Thank you, Daddy.” “Just a bit longer and you can start waxing that thing, hahah! Doesn’t it feel good to be a Stache Boy?” “Yes, Daddy!” “Good Boy! Daddy’s vacation is gonna be a lot more fun now, hahah!”
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
1 year
“Hard to…think…” “Yesss, my handsome mancub. Thinking is so hard and difficult. Let your friend Kaa take that heavy burden from you. Ssstare into my lovely eyes and feel your mind relax into blisss…” “Stare into…blisss…thank you…Kaa!” “The pleasure is all mine, hshshs!”
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
Here's the series of images my avatar is from for anyone who's curious. Commissioned from the amazing @PompMopArt , go check him out!
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
2 years
“Yo, that thirst trap is blowing up! I keep just keep getting messages…huh? HypnoDad82? Probably some freak, ha! Let’s see wha-“ Click. A spiral unfurled on his phone screen. Hours later… “Hehe, I’m a slut for Daddy! Daddy is so sexy! I’ll make another video for just him!”
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3 years
“I told you that you’d fit right in.” Your Boss asked to speak with you privately on your first day. The familiar spirals from your interview dominated your mind again. “Always remember: work is pleasure.” “Yes Sir, work is pleasure.” Your cock stood at attention. “Good Boy.”
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2 years
His eyes mimicked the spirals on the screen. The Bald Master spoke to him. “You have been an excellent Boy. Your training is complete. You are permanently Bald, just like me. Just like a Real Man should be!” “Yes Master, like a Real Man should be!”
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Resident Retrosexual
2 years
Max never liked flattops before. He considered them a bit too masculine for his taste. The Barber couldn’t care less though. With a single cut, Max was a new man. He still doesn’t like flattops. But now, he loves them. They are his world. He’ll always be a Good Flattop Boy!
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Resident Retrosexual
3 years
As he rubbed his smooth dome, his mind went blank. The words of his Master filled the void. “GOOD CUEBALL” “SHAVE AND OBEY” “DOME DRONE” Unable to contain it anymore, he shot ropes of cum into his shorts. He smiled. Master will be pleased to see his Drone so submissive!
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Resident Retrosexual
3 years
You open the Daily Motivation File. Your handsome CEO appears on screen. You listen intently to his words. "Submit..." "Obey..." "You love me..." "You must work for my pleasure...forever..." The file ends. Your cum-soaked pants signal you are ready to begin the work day.
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
You approach the Drone as he surveys the area. You’re tired of fighting. It’s pointless. You and the remaining Stacheless are no match for this growing Army. He spots you. You submit. His lips lock onto yours. A spiral, a tingle, a Stache…your conversion is complete!
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Resident Retrosexual
3 years
Timothy’s old life vanished as the final flash went off. “I do say, you’ll make a fine gentleman!” The Photographer’s cock revealed a deeper appreciation for Timothy’s transformation. One that he can’t resist depositing inside Timothy! “Yes Sir, a fine gentleman…”
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
2 years
“Huh? What do you mean? I’ve always had a Pomp. Pomps are the best! I’d never go anywhere without a big greasy Pomp on my head, that’s for sure. The bigger question is: why don’t you have one? C’mon, Pomps are the best. You’d love having one too…”
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Resident Retrosexual
2 years
The smell of pomade and cologne overwhelmed his mind. The Barber’s voice lulled him further, making him a Good Boy. The Barber sees his true potential for a Pompadour. There’s no way he’s ever leaving the chair without a head full of Hypno Grease!
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Resident Retrosexual
3 years
“I am a Daddy. I am a Daddy. I am a Daddy…” Master smiled. Josh’s training had gone splendidly, allowing Master to recalibrate that nasty freewill. Josh will serve him as a DILF Slave. No Boy will be able to resist Josh, bringing Master all the Good Sluts he could ever need…
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3 years
Josh decided to carpool with his Boss to work. The Boss mentioned some sort of motivational files he wanted employees to listen to. Josh volunteered. OBEY SUBMIT SERVE THE COMPANY PLEASE THE BOSS His fate was sealed as the words droned on. No more thoughts. Only compliance.
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
1 year
Rumors had spread about Gold Manor. Decadent, lavish parties night after night. Beautiful boys to stroke your ego. And for the highest paying members, the boys offer additional services…to drain your balls and wallet dry… Care to find out?
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
6 months
Starting the week off preppy! 👔🩷
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
2 years
You watched him from afar. You’d seen him around the city, a strikingly handsome Pipe Man. You felt drawn to him… So when his spiral eyes locked with yours, there was no denying it: You want to Listen. You want to Obey. You must serve your Pipe Daddy.
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2 years
Kevin had always been the guy who kept up with trendy and modern hairstyles. It made him feel young! The Barber had a different perspective though… Now, as far as Kevin’s concerned, it’s always hip to be square!
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
6 months
Had an appointment at the barbershop today. Preppiness is more than just a set of clothes, gentlemen! ❤️🤍💙👔
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@sun_teal
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2 years
Josh couldn’t help feeling bad seeing the old man in the rain. He decided to give him a ride. “Thanks, young man!” “No prob, where are we going?” “Your place, handsome.” “Excuse me!?” “Relax. Just look into my eyes…yeah, that’s better. Let’s go. Daddy’s horny!” “Yes Sir.”
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@sun_teal
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2 years
Shirt, tie, and suspenders for every man! 😵‍💫👔
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Resident Retrosexual
3 years
“Come on, you know you want to worship me.” His arrogance would’ve normally disgusted you, but it was hard to form any thoughts at all. You just wanted to stare. To listen. To obey. To worship. “Good boy. You’ll look much better sucking my cock!” Your dumb smile agreed.
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Resident Retrosexual
2 years
…to Top…
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@sun_teal
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2 years
He kept seeing the Daddy across the hall on the apps. Despite his lack of interest, he couldn’t stop clicking on Daddy’s profile and staring. One day, Daddy sent a single message: a mesmerizing spiral. Since then, he visits Daddy every day to Serve and Please him!
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3 years
Mark left the interview a different man. His raggedy suit was exchanged for a new one. His hair is freshly combed with a special Slick Cream made by the Company. Best of all, his identity was wiped into a perfectly obedient Corporate Drone. He has quite the career ahead of him!
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1 year
His recent trip to the barbershop had been an inspiration to him. He had a new desire to improve his shaving techniques, to try out different hairstyles, to learn about vintage products. He’ll be a proper Barber Boy in no time!
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2 years
“I’m sorry. I can’t do this anymore.” “Asshole! At least tell me why you’re leaving me!” “I have a new love now. You are unnecessary.” His boyfriend stormed away. He relaxed, the spirals glowing brighter in his eyes. Yes, his true love…the Company. Forever. Always.
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Resident Retrosexual
3 years
“Boys like you need a strong Daddy to guide them.” You silently nodded. The wafts of cigar smoke and spirals kept your mind sedated. “Yeah, look at your hard cock. Can’t resist my power, huh?” “N-no…no, Sir.” “In that case, Daddy’s gonna take real good care of you, hehe.”
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3 years
"Be a Good Boy. Open up for Daddy." You obediently walk to the bed, presenting your hole. "Fuck yes, come to Papa!" His tongue plunges deep inside. Combined with his spirals and beard, it's too much for you. "Cumming already, Boy? Trust me, this ride has just started..."
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2 years
“Daddy?! I’m no fucki-…ain’t no…Da-…Daddy…” “Not a Daddy? You look like a Daddy to me! With that cigar and stache, you’d make any Boy swoon!” “Huh huh, yeah…” “And your cock is so hard, Daddy!” “Then get down and suck my Daddy dick, Boy!” “Yes Sir!”
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2 years
“Aw, poor baby. You look like you need a little pick me up. Yeah, you agree, right? Good Boy! So stare into my eyes…let my spirals take your worries away…let my musk bury your thoughts…such a Good Boy for me…so obedient…so dumb…so horny…”
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2 years
Blissfully mindless, he gazed into his Master’s spiral. Any resistance washed away with each spin, leaving him eager for more. There would be little of himself left by the time Master reached him. Perfectly empty. Perfectly obedient. He smiled.
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@sun_teal
Resident Retrosexual
3 years
His days of being a dumb slutty frat boy are long over. Master recognized his true potential as a Preppy Servant for his desires. He will always Kneel, Serve, and Obey. Resistance is not just forbidden, it’s nonexistent. Master is more than pleased!
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