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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

5 months

I don’t have any upper age limit but if you don’t remember the iPod shuffle, you’re too young for this ride

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

5 years

hey, sorry for the mix-up, i actually can’t “be discreet”, there’s only one option for booking me and it’s that i bang on a tiny drum in the street and yell “this guy hired a prostitute” for the first 15 minutes of our meeting

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8 months

not to be full of myself but….I’m kind of hot???

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5 years

to every client who tells me to save and invest my money, i appreciate the advice, i was planning to spend $20,000 on funko pops before you stepped in

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3 years

hi just wanted to let everyone know that i don’t travel with a schoolgirl uniform, you’re going to have to fuck me while i’m dressed like a regular adult woman, sorry about that

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5 years

Someone booked a session with me and emailed me shortly after to cancel because he found my Twitter and “didn’t think we would be a good match” and I’m wondering what tweet had that power, considering I didn’t even make that post about which of the founding fathers I would fuck

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4 years

imagine your favourite escort is getting work done and she’s like “i’ve made up my mind, this is something i need to do for me” and you’re expecting her to come back with a huge rack but you don’t care because you enjoy her company then you go to the booking and she has elf ears

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4 years

my favourite request from people booking me is “can you wear something sexy” no sorry i am actually planning to wear these 18th century rags to our meeting hope that’s ok

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4 years

What if you proposed to your girlfriend by hiding the ring in me so she’ll find it while we’re having a threesome

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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5 years

I respect that some of you want to get your dick sucked but unfortunately I’m at my mother’s house eating homemade shortbread out of a tin with Prince William’s face on it so it’s gonna have to wait

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5 years

If you think escorts charge too much, you need to remember that the hotel minibar is selling a pack of M&Ms for $12 USD and we need to break even somehow

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3 months

Using my favourite photo of my ass to advertise that I’m coming back to NYC and Boston this month, with one day in New Haven as well. Screen for exact dates, but it’s soon : )

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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4 years

my parents at age 25: married, paying a mortgage me at age 25: banned from all marriott hotels and their adjoining bars for asking if I can order two drinks so it looks like I’m “on a date with a ghost”

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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6 years

Locksmiths are out here charging $300 for a 15 minute appointment and they don’t even swallow

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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5 years

Think we just get paid for sex? Recently, a client and I spent close to 20 minutes trying to remember what Usher’s name was

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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1 year

Please leave your shoes and inhibitions at the door 🔑

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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1 year

Good afternoon ♥️

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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4 years

Whenever people ask my weight during the booking process I’m like...are you planning to sell me by the pound, or are we just going on a really small airplane?

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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3 years

moment of silence for everyone who showed their adult parents an episode of I Think You Should Leave this holiday season

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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9 months

everyone please say hi to my winter jacket and my winter hair colour ❄️

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

4 years

the bank just called and asked if they could do anything for me in light of the pandemic and it took a lot of self restraint not to say “you guys wanna subscribe to my onlyfans?”

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

1 year

Barbie in the streets, Oppenheimer in the sheets

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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4 years

i enjoy supporting my sw colleagues like nothing else but sometimes the tweets are a little um weird? “I’ll fUcK uR dAD and take his WALLET” please leave him alone he is a senior citizen

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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9 months

please be nice to me (and book me this week in Montreal) love, management

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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3 years

if you look like this, DM me

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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3 years

I love when a client is like “if it’s okay can I make an outfit request” and the request is just “could you wear some lingerie and maybe a dress” like okay I was already planning to do that but for you? Anything

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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1 year

*public speaking voice* Webster’s dictionary defines a ‘voyeur’ as…

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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1 year

clients seeing me in real life: damn you look so much better than your photos me, after only seeing their driver’s license pic in my email: damn you look so much better than your photos

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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1 year

I am incredibly busy this month but I need to get a piece of that really tall chocolate cake from that hotel in Toronto so I can post it with the caption “you slithered like a serpent into the school kitchen and ate my personal snack”. that’s what I’m thinking about

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

4 years

Supporting sex workers, including your friends, means not secretly holding out hope that someday they’ll quit doing sex work

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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5 years

I got my first angry email, which was titled “Appointment”, which was smart because the guy obviously knew I wasn’t gonna open an email called “you’re a dirty whore who thinks too highly of yourself”

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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4 years

Shout out to the guy who emailed me about a 10 day travel booking, said he would send a piece of ID if I “promised not to show it to anyone”, and then sent me a photo that also happens to be the third result on a Google Images search for “Dubai photo ID”

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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3 years

sometimes I don’t wear my louboutins to an appointment but I’ll have them sitting next to my bed in the hotel room like when you go to a psychologist’s office and they have all their degrees up on the wall

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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10 months

Turning the heat on so I can walk around dressed like this

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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4 years

the more underwear you buy the more sex work feels like a ponzi scheme

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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5 years

One time when I was like 19 I got stuck at the airport overnight but I had a sleeping bag so I unrolled it and fell asleep in a lump in the corner and woke up to a security guard and he was like “sorry miss, we had a report there was some abandoned luggage but I see it’s...you”

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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2 years

Mom, can you come pick me up? guys on the review board are using me as a vehicle for homosocial bonding

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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4 years

I think next month instead of writing a rent cheque I’m just going to give my landlord a piece of paper that says “thinking of you : )”

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

5 months

current mood: missing @sweetveganpussy

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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1 year

Actually, the devil wears Valentino

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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1 year

friendly reminder it’s time to come back to bed

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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1 year

Does anyone want to guess my height? I don’t think we’ve played this game before

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

5 years

Big respect to every Uber driver who doesn’t ask me what I’m doing at an airport hotel with no luggage at midnight

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

7 months

friendly 👏 reminder 👏 i’m 👏 in 👏 Vancouver 👏 next week 👏

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

5 years

I’ve been getting a lot of invitations to appear as a “surprise” guest for a threesome with a person’s spouse or partner. I appreciate the initiative, but I cannot risk being there while you guys get in a weird argument about hiring a prostitute

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

2 years

Hi.

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

6 months

We’re back….

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

2 years

an immaculate photo of my ass has gotten 6 likes and I am this close to deleting this app

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

4 months

NYC: I am planning a trip to the Big Apple soon, and will have time for some more American frolicking (including FMTYs!). If you’re one of my faraway admirers, now is the time to email me❣️🍎

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

3 months

Due to exceptional circumstances (I don’t like Formula 1), I am in Toronto this weekend ♥️

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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18 days

“you slithered like a serpent into the school kitchen and ate my personal snack”

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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3 years

Not to be rude but I actually really like sodomy

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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1 year

After a long day of being nice…

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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5 years

guys in their mid 30s: i’m so old! i’m an old man! 🥺 over the hill lol! guys in their mid 60s: I DON’T FEEL OLD! AGE IS A NUMBER! I STILL FEEL LIKE I’M 22! MOVE OVER, SWEETHEART!

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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4 years

Expressed myself with a meme

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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1 year

What am I dancing to in this photo and why is the answer “Dr Dre”

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

5 years

After recently being asked “whose pussy” this was in the heat of the moment, I would like to remind my suitors that this body belongs to God, and we are both just renting it

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

5 years

Last night I went out with a friend and a guy across the bar paid for our whole tab and left without saying anything to us. Neither of us were drinking alcohol so I imagine he picked up the receipt like “six soda waters and a cheese board? I don’t have a chance with these broads”

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

9 months

Class action lawsuit against the city of Montreal…representing everyone who’s had a nice pair of winter boots RUINED by the road salt!!! These are going in the closet for the rest of the season

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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7 years

showing up in the same lingerie as my photos like

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5 years

i hate it when places don’t take cash? like OK bladerunner have fun when the grid goes down

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

6 years

it’s funny how sometimes i fantasize about getting fucked by like 10 people but in reality what would happen is i would suck 1 dick and then be like “okay it’s been real, time for everyone to get the fuck out of my house”

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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3 months

thank you for your patience…summer mode has been activated

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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5 years

Client: I’ll get out of here I’m sure you have a lot to do tonight and I wouldn’t want to overstay my welcome! Me laying on the incall couch 45 minutes later: I wonder if Jesus was taller than me

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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5 years

A guy just hit on me at the laundromat and was like “so what are you doing here?” and I said “laundry” like what did you think was gonna happen here

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

3 years

remember that time a guy booked a 1 hour session with me on a Wednesday afternoon and asked me if he could bring MDMA and we could do it together? buddy, I have shit to do

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

3 years

imagine sending me your sun, moon and rising sign, but not your screening info? some of you need god

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4 years

How “am” I? I just changed outfits so the guy working at the taco truck wouldn’t recognize me from 3 hours ago

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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5 months

friend’s bf asked me what I’ve been up to lately and I said “I’ve been really into learning about World War I” and he was like “why? who are you trying to impress?” literally nobody that’s why I didn’t lie and say I was doing something normal

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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7 months

on my way to pilates, you guys need anything?

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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2 years

cheers to a good pair of stockings ♥️

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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3 years

Not sure what the deal is with random unknown dudes messaging me to tell me that they think I’m funny or they love looking at my Twitter…did you have trouble finding my Bitcoin wallet? I’m not sure why you are contacting me?

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

@sultrybarista

4 years

government: institutions: local health authorities: my gym: random salon I went to 8 months ago: In light of COVID-19, we at Jenny’s Nails want you to know that we are taking action to protect our employees and clients, including disinfecting high traffic areas and

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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5 years

Someone asked me if I had plans in Toronto and I was like “I’m planning to go to the dog park” and he kinda scanned my hotel room like “do you have a dog...with you?” and I was like “no I just like to watch”

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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4 years

people are complaining about the new quara_ntine hotels like they’ve never had to sit in a Sheraton with a grilled cheese sandwich and no human contact for 2 days.....it’s called “touring a slow city”

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8 years

me: *creates succinct, beautiful website that is easy to navigate and find all relevant information on* unknown #: "Hi how much for 1 hour?"

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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4 years

What’s the last meal you had in a restaurant? Mine was a bagel with smoked salmon on March 13 and I really regret not getting something that requires professional assembly

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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27 days

sorry guys, I was in new jersey

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5 years

“Post a pic of yourself from 10 years ago!” Nice try bitch some of us didn’t get hot until halfway through Obama’s second term

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7 years

Excuse this horrifying thought but what if we all started calling incalls and outcalls "innies and outies"

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1 year

just paid my taxes so I will be outside enjoying my purchase (sidewalk that is missing a huge chunk for no reason)

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4 years

I will never post a video of me doing yoga because I don’t have any cats or dogs to run into the frame so what’s the point

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16 days

The girl 🤝 The cocktail

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8 years

Now that it's fall I will be offering PSE, or the "pumpkin spice experience"

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4 years

To the guys who email me and say they’re “not usually the type of guy who would pay for it”

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Naomi ~ away until 9/20

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5 years

imagine MTV cribs but for incalls *pans to fridge with diet coke and half a bottle of wine in it* *zooms in on throw pillows that always get in the way* *camera lingers on 6 different bottles of “for men” shower gel*

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1 year

#NewProfilePic

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3 years

after we run out of single greek letters for the “new variants” we’re gonna have to start naming them like sororities. sorry that’s the kappa beta phi variant and it loves kate spade

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5 months

I don’t have a wishlist right now because the only things I want are weird, expensive books about medical ethics. Maybe a Bordelle gift card. Anyway I am working on it, love you guys ♥️

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