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@suicidalmerman

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Former Mindless Behavior member | Philly

Waverly Place
Joined September 2019
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@suicidalmerman
Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
8 months
Idc, im standing behind Nicki at ALL COST
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
8 months
Why does this look like an ad?
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 months
I have a degree now, please stop being cold to meπŸŽ“
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 months
I’m boutta go to Chipotle
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
2 months
Online, about to see bout this CAVA order!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
1 month
I’ma try out that twin soap soon, idk
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
8 months
I taught my first cycle class todayπŸ‹πŸ½
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
8 months
My new favorite hat
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
7 months
Sexyy Red made me get dreads, but I can’t do it nomore. I want my fro back!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
1 year
omg, hi
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
6 months
Ok, I’m no longer a dreadhead and I instantly feel << :(
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
🌍
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
1 year
🦁
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
2 years
I bet my forehead taste salty
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
2 years
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
28 days
@strawberrryboy But wouldn’t 6 fanbases HELP??
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
I hate a β€œLike for a part 2” face ass bitch on TikTok
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
6 months
@NICKIMINAJ I am basically ON the stage. HURRY!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
3 months
All the p0rn I’m liking?? I feel so dirty AHHHH!!!!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
3 months
@shantisameera @imjerrynotkevin You live in Philly? Lets be friends queen. Fuck this rap beef!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
7 months
When I follow somebody sexc and they follow me back. I get wet. Just a little
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 months
I be having to keep my head down at the gym cuz yall booties be fat frπŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
2 months
When sexy people follow me back I get a b0ner
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
28 days
@strawberrryboy oop, got me together
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
NOT ME AND @chinyeregracec SEEING 20 πŸ₯³πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
1 month
@TYRISPRINT All ik is Cardi tried to leak it on Instagram live, said they could go diss 4 diss. Then never dropped a follow up. BIA won☠️
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
Never posted
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
The rebellion/ protests are coming to Broward. My momma told me to stay my Black ass home. So I guess I’m staying my Black ass home😩. But stay strong yallπŸ–€
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 months
Y’all booties be fat as hell wtf!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
When my future kids wake up to the Hamilton Soundtrack, they better know it’s time to clean the house!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
1 year
Oh, she gets GHETTO
@ShesFishy
She’s Fishy ➐
1 year
LMAOOOO 😭😭😭
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
Transferring to Clown University in the Spring. Been great.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 months
Eating out and posting up when you owe me money is crazy!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
3 months
I think I just agreed to go on a date with my boss…
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 months
Y’all letting Rihanna get away with not dropping music cuz she PRETTY and got on this pink wig?? When did we lose the plot??!!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
It’s 11:20pm and i’m outside after curfew. CORONAVIRUS, COME SEE ME!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
6 months
When that clear dildo get to turning yellow, THROW IT OUT!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
6 months
This happens to ALL my jeans 🧍🏾
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
10 days
YOU CAN ONLY DM ME IF YOU THICK!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
7 months
And it ain’t Mariah, I’ll tell you that!
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one has to go and all their music ? who you choosing πŸ‘€
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
6 months
The lady at Chick-fil-A gon say β€œNo cookie today?” Like HUHHHH???
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
6 months
Yall be fine as SHIT!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
8 months
After the third link, we go together. Right?
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
8 months
With the way I hold grudges, I think ima still hate some of yall in 2024 too idk.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
9 months
11:30pm shaking my hips in bed is CRAZZZY
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
6 months
I’m playing Brandy β€œWhen You Touch Me” at my wedding idc
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
idk who needs to hear this, but you are in control of you, not your past experiences lol.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
Seeing @6LACK really made my knight here at UCF
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
7 months
I just sneezed in this Uber and he didn’t say β€œbless you??” Oh, zero stars!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
College is cereal. I am a fork.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
7 months
@CoochieBeating Like, this man in the gym wearing UGGS☠️
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
8 months
The amount of times I go to Atlanta with my friends I press so bad to see MLK’s house and they throw tomatoes at me😭
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REAL Like idc about no historical nothing
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
Why somebody said. β€œUCF homecoming, i’m gon snatch a duck out a bitch hands and tell that hoe FIGHT ME!β€πŸ’€
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 months
Why I just planned a backpacking across Europe trip in under an hour?🧍🏾
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
I know who I wanna be in the future. I just don’t know who I am right now.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
I prefer to keep my charity behind the scenes πŸ™πŸΏ
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
3 months
@imjerrynotkevin @Cellowphane She disrespected his sister???
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
I told my little cousin I’m him, but from the future. He in shock rn.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 months
Ima die a virgin!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 months
idk, I’m like 60% sure I’m breaking my crush’s back tonight!!!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 months
Is it weird I want to take grad pictures, but not walk the stage?
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
2 months
@suckafreerai You let Shea Butter Twitter get to youπŸ˜”
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 months
who wanna go to Chilis wm before they shut down??
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 months
idk, I’m like 60% sure I’m breaking my crush’s back tonight!!!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
3 months
Why am I in heat rn??☠️
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
Respect for women who wear a hijab. Girl, it be hot out here.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 months
@CoochieBeating My scalp was STINGING!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
8 months
@cynthiapickles LMFOSBSHSVA
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
2 months
Anybody wanna tell me why my DoorDasher was shirtless?☠️
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
6 months
Getting me excited by asking for my Instagram just to have posts with your partner is nasty work…
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
1 month
My mom flew all the way up here to visit me, just to stay in a hotel?
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
Not it’s @earth2myaa AND @torah2x birthday.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
8 months
I don’t follow you and you keep popping up on my timeline? BLOCKED.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
I’m a mixture of β€œleave me tf alone!” and β€œwhy are you ignoring me?”
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
Let me go watch Aang bald headed ass.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
10 days
I think the secret to making your legs look better, is to put oil on them if they’re showing🀌🏾
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
Listening to Drake’s Take Care album. Just brushing up on my Bible studies. Reading old scriptures.
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
My momma doing a vegetarian soul food Thanksgiving this yearπŸ‘€πŸ‘€
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
3 months
Why all Black people got a clock in they house that doesn’t work? Like it’s just for decor??
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 months
Everybody be for everybody, which is why I prefer to bmm
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
3 months
@CEL3BRITIES Well, head to waist
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 months
Getting drunk not fun when you don’t got hoes to cap the night offπŸ˜‚
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
How do you even get to the confidence level to flirt with someoneπŸ˜”
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
Please don’t blame coronavirus and a month of online classes for the reason your grades are suffering. πŸ˜‚
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 months
I graduate in 7 days just to go back to school in 3 months :(
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 months
Yall hate fun
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apaga la luz
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You wanna piss me off? Cook breakfast food for dinner
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
3 months
Nothing happened, but after my 2nd margarita I kinda wish something didπŸ˜”
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
3 months
I think I just agreed to go on a date with my boss…
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
When bald dudes wipe their sweaty face and start patting their head I lose it!πŸ’€
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
6 months
Oh, and if y’all repost porn, cool just PLEASE make sure it’s hot because I’ll unfollow you if we don’t have the same type!
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
9 months
Shouting β€œGITTY UP” to my Uber driver so I’m not late for work :(
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
I just KNOW I passed that Chemistry exam😌
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Kel πŸ§œπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
I’m gonna start contributing to society and post answers to assignments on quizlet. All I ever do is take. I need to start giving.
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