thinking about that cursed tweet that said you meet your soulmate and they're on their first life but you're on your last and realized that fits yoonkook. jungkook born on the 1st, full of wonder and joy and curiosity and yoongi born on the 9th who is patient and knowing and kind
you ever think about how bts wouldn't exist if one (1) little bunny boy from busan hadn't gotten a crush??? the sk economy would be down 29 trillion dollars if jungkook had not taken the biggest fancy in the world to namjoon
BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS GLOBAL UNICEF AMBASSADORS TO END VIOLENCE AGAINST CHILDREN? I THOUGHT IT WAS WE ALWAYS WELCOME CRITICISM FROM OUR FANS AND GROW FROM IT?? I THOUGHT IT WAS WE CARE ABOUT SOCIAL ISSUES??? I THOUGHT IT WAS MUSIC AND ARTISTS FOR HEALING MFERS
‘Regarding Braun's remarks, the Korean entertainment giant said, "It is a personal statement that is separate from company management."’
what does this man have on bangpd dear god
#하이브시오니스트를제거하다
#HYBEDivestFromZionism
"I'm sorry sir, can you help me for a minute"
"of course"
"I can't seem to find my bodyguards and I'm not sure I'm safe alone"
yoonkook au where the sweetheart of the royal family, jk, mistakes armed criminal yg for security and asks for his help. yoongi can't help but say yes
yoonkook au where taehyung wants to get back at his big brother yoongi for eating the thanksgiving leftovers and decides to use his best friend jungkook's twitter account to prank him. however he doesn't get the answer he expects.
"is this seat taken?"
"s-sorry?"
"I asked if I could sit here"
"you want to sit with me?"
"if that's ok, yeah"
basketball captain yoongi x shy artist jungkook
yoonkook holiday au where sick of his obsessive, controlling boyfriend jungkook kisses a stranger at midnight on new year's. he doesn't however realize the stranger is rapper, producer and composer extraordinaire, min yoongi.
and just for the record, it is no longer "safe to assume" hybe or anyone's stance is anything but pro-israel considering who they are working with and catering to. this is not neutral behaviour which was a sin in itself, this is a crime
stay alive hits different when you picture it as vampire jungkook desperately calling out to his lover yoongi as they're forcefully separated by hunters
yoonkook au where producer yoongi and idol jungkook are put to work on the same song despite their several years of public feuding. strangely, one unfortunate typo upsets the dynamic a little.
I'm so touched by how the NBA players all interacted with yoongi today. I'm so used to see b*s getting thinly veiled racism that to see him receiving such genuine interaction, compliments on his shoes, jokes about dance battles, they were so inclusive and it makes me so happy
yoonkook enchanted au where jungkook has fallen right out of his story and into the real world but is still on the lookout for the prince he's supposed to marry and yoongi really can't afford to be late for work again
yoonkook halloween au where tired of his mutually oblivious idiotic friends hoseok decides to hire jungkook as a stripper for yoongi's celebratory party. jungkook though, has some rather unconventional costume choices
yoonkook office au where yoongi's dog holly is the office dog and he may or may not use him to court one jeon jungkook by sending little letters tucked into his collar to jungkook's cubicle. he calls it the fluffington post.
incorrect yoonkook on a first date:
yoongi: so anyway i was in the studio
jungkook: *don't let him know you've stalked every online profile he has* oh you're into music? cool
yoongi: yea i was working on a song with my best friend
jungkook: do you mean namjoon or hoseok?
yoonkook au where industry sweetheart jungkook is super excited for his role as a vampire in an upcoming movie. veteran sire yoongi however is not comfortable with the amount of misinformation he's spreading and decides to handle it personally
yoonkook music festival au where jungkook is loosing his mind with stress at seeing his favourite masked rapper in person not realising a mistaken booking has him sharing a room with the very man he's dying to see
yoonkook au where yoongi finds out that his bandmate who he has been in love with for the last seven years is marrying someone else during a live broadcast
yoonkook au where they start playing gay chicken on a dare and they just......never stop. they've been married for 7 years now. jungkook's still waiting for yoongi to admit defeat goodnight
yoonkook barbie au where yoongi just wants to buy his nephew the new limited edition koo doll but he wakes up to an empty carton and a fully grown blonde bombshell sitting on the edge of his bed asking which of his knee-high boots go best with his winter wonderland outfit
are you even a writer if you don't think about writing every second you're supposed to be working and can't even produce a sentence when you're supposed to be writing?
ok so yoonkook au where boxer yoongi absolutely busts his shoulder during a fight and is rushed to the hospital to be under the care of physical therapist jungkook. the first time jungkook comes to see him yoongi is high as a kite off painkillers and calls him pretty to his face
"so if you just sign here, the divorce will be finalized."
"i see."
"....you aren't signing."
"i'm just thinking."
"about what?"
"well, us. you and me. how happy we were."
"seems like a long time ago?"
"seems like yesterday."
"are you alright babe" no i'm using every ounce of strength to not bring up the fact that min yoongi is an actual descendant of the royal family so when he says the king is back he means the king is back
"how come you never ask?"
"ask what?"
"to do a song with me."
"....i just never thought you'd be interested in writing about what i write about."
"what do you write about?"
"you."
yoonkook au where yoongi is looking forward to the face reveal of his favourite twitch streamer only to realise he's the one person he promised himself he would never get feelings for - his brother's shy boyfriend
@itssugahyung
the rawness of this scene always gets me. not only are both their expressions so real and genuine, the pain of not being able to cause a loved one anything but hurt is so well depicted its insane
yoonkook soulmate au where your sometimes your soulmates name gets written on your skin. jungkook doesn't know what to do when he finds his best friend's dad's name tattooed on his skin except to try and cover it with as much ink as possible. but no secret remains buried forever
where model jk's interview may or may not be about rockstar yg
"so jungkook-ssi, is it true you are recently recovering from a breakup"
"ah I guess so....me and my- well we aren't together anymore."
"did you fall out of love?"
"no, no love is the only thing I have left"
@venom1s
I think all korean men are trash too hope that helps ~ we happen to like the music of one band and think they're good people cause they've repeatedly proven so but we hold them to the same standard of morality. all power to the 4b movement!
yoonkook au where yoongi, the son of aphrodite, swears to take revenge on the son of ares as vengeance for the god of war ruining his parents marriage. he doesn't expect jungkook to be so beautiful he puts beauty itself to shame
@ahemyg
i think men like jung hoseok are a real rarity because he isn't some eternally cheerful ditz. he's a man who can have a very grave understanding of the world and still chooses to be happy, still chooses to see the best in everyone. it's a thing of great beauty
rapper min yoongi also known as "the wolf" is notorious for being the industries bad boy never tied doen to anyone or anything. so imagine the media's surprise when they realize he has been married for over 5 years to local art teacher, jeon jungkook
yoonkook au where guardian angel yg is stripped of his powers for falling in love with a mortal, forced to stay away for a 100 lifetimes. 101st reincarnation jk is one of the most successful idols of all time, and the only way yg can get close is to become his bodyguard again
yoongi says his hobby is giving compliments and jungkook says he loves working out with yoongi....do you think he loves it because yoongi keeps up a stream of "wahh our jungkook-ah is doing so well", "he's so strong and capable", "jungkookie works so hard"???
“If I could I would keep you the whole night through,” Yoongi's rough lips find the side of Jungkook’s face. “And then evermore after.”
won the chance to commission the amazing
@BCrushed
so it had to be dragon king yoongi and his assassin bride jungkook
yoonkook au where idol jungkook is known to be quite close to his producer, min yoongi, though his management team can't quite figure out why sometimes he leaves his booth flushed and sweaty and a little undone
yoonkook au where in an attempt to rehabilitate centuries old vampire jungkook into society, his coven sends him to the concert of famous rapper min yoongi not expecting yoongi to take on look at him and decide that he will be the one eating that night
thunder god yoongi meeting the god of rain, jungkook for the first time. jungkook is shy and young but follows yoongi around everywhere cause he's enamoured and yoongi lets him because maybe he's enamoured too and soon everyone knows if they hear thunder, rain will follow soon.
“You didn't call."
“You didn’t call either.”
Jungkook sniffs slightly, moving so that his legs are on either side of the bench, scooting closer to Yoongi.
“I don’t usually.”
Yoongi chuckles, only half amused. “Am I usual then?”
@diorhobis
@fltrseulgi
People are claiming that Lisa worships Ganesha as she is thai and that just makes it worse frankly. If you walk into a set and someone is disrespecting your god you need to speak up not profit of it. That's just my opinion
Paint My Roses Red
yoonkook I M I 20.7k #슙국
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✨assassin yoongi x ballet dancer jungkook
✨stockholm syndrome
✨sleeping beauty inspired modern hades/persephone
the kiss of winter
yoonkook I G I 5.3k #슙국
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they meet when jungkook still wears his hair unbound, feet barefoot, when yoongi is fearless still, laughter loud and actions louder. they meet when they still believe in love.