Shloka @subtleartofngaf Twitter profile

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Shloka

3 years

I started writing threads (more of rants or some things which I strongly feel about) this year. Here is a thread of all of them 💙👇 P.S: Ik no one asked xD

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It's ironic how I pay for unlimited calls and talk to no one.

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The day Spotify launches a dm feature it's over for all the dating sites.

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Things I will tell my mom someday:

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Things I want to tell you about Periods:

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2 years

People who teach you without making you feel dumb >>>>

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2 years

You ever sit with your laptop just to scroll on your phone?

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Nobody texts me and still my phone is the biggest distraction I have.

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2 years

My brain speaks better English than my mouth.

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2 years

This phase of my life is called "Haan yaar theek hai ab kya hi kar sakte hai".

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3 years

Things I want to say to my parents but I can't :

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3 years

Scrolling instagram for 10 mins makes you feel ugly, poor, homeless and desperately single all at once😭

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2 years

It really hurts when you love singing but you can't sing well 🥲

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2 years

What the hell went wrong after class 10th!!??

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2 years

The only motivation left for college:

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2 years

Actual age- 19 Mental age- 06 Physical age- 64

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3 years

Note to self: Stop oversharing just because someone is being sweet to you.

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2 years

Couples should be strictly banned from libraries 😤

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3 years

My sister is in class 10th and she just said "I love maths and I will opt it" Should I tell her?

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3 years

Marketing is all about selling insecurity and FOMO.

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3 years

Drop some comfort pics from your gallery 🥺🌻

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3 years

ⓘ This user has a generation gap with her generation.

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3 years

It's a different type of hurt when you love singing but you don't have a good voice 😭

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3 years

Why can't people get the simple fact that cooking and cleaning is a basic life skill and not a gender role.

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3 years

Dear Whatsapp, There is a reason when someone deletes a message, can you please stop telling everyone "This message was deleted"

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2 years

Kaash overthinking ke paise milte!

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2 years

I study for 10 mins and then take a break for 2 days :')

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3 years

Kya matlab "startup", "java", "python" ke bina tweets viral nahi hote

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2 years

It literally went like Januuaaaaaaaaaaryyyyyyyyyy, Februuuuaaaaarrryyyyyy, Maaaaaaaarchhhhh, April, MayJuneJuly, August

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3 years

To the guy:

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2 years

Badly need a tutorial on how to argue without ending up in tears.

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2 years

Comfort comes with uncomfortable conversations.

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2 years

Please drop some comfort pics from your gallery 🌻

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2 years

How to accept a compliment?

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2 years

My brain studies in incognito, can't remember shit after the tab is closed.

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2 years

I felt horrible every single time I lied to you. I am still not over my habit of blindly trusting people and ending up in the worst situations. You were right about most of them.

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3 years

The cramps kill you and I am not weak if I find myself unwilling to do anything.

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2 years

Just because someone handles it well doesn't mean it's easy!

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3 years

Drop down the smoothest pickup line you have heard or you know👇 . . Asking for a friend!

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3 years

And this arrived todayyyyyy! Thank you so much @warikoo for such a precious gift :)))

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2 years

There is no problem in this world that can't be solved over 2 cups of coffee with you or stress that a champi by you doesn't relieve.

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3 years

It isn’t a big deal if I ask a male member of my family or friend to fetch me pads or tampons and no they don’t have to be wrapped in newspapers or black bags.

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2 years

All those bottles, tiffin boxes, earrings, they weren't stolen by anyone. I was careless and lost them and I know how you love tupperware a lil more than me.

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3 years

I absolutely love how my college thinks I have no life apart from completing assignments🥰

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2 years

I may seem like I'm distant and I don't care, but I do. You'll always be my home, no matter which end of the world I'm in.

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3 years

It’s okay if I take some time off. It isn’t a battlefield where I have to prove my strength and tolerance with a smile.

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2 years

No skincare can compete with the glow after a crying session.

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3 years

People who try to include everyone in the conversation>>>>

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The only good thing about college is no PTMs.

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3 years

I am a creation of yours but I won't grow up to be your reflection. I am a separate entity.

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2 years

You're the best thing in my life, no matter how much I fight with you. Happy mother's day, Maa 💙

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2 years

I'm lying when I say I had breakfast and when I say I'm going to bed. I had coffee and I'm not sleeping for another 3 hours.

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2 years

As a kid sometimes I needed to hold your hand to fall asleep. I miss it the most when I think about my messed up sleep schedule and all those sleepless nights.

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My purity has got nothing to do with the blood dripping down. The holiness of worship places won’t be tainted if I enter.

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There are times when I am weird to you because I fail to see you as an individual instead of my mother. I struggle sometimes to understand you, but it doesn't mean that I'll stop trying.

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My menstrual cycle doesn’t come with an on and off button as per convenience.

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2 years

Roz utho, twitter scroll karo, us bro, facts, true hai bolo, so jaao.

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2 years

Love isn't perfect, the idea of being in love is.

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@subtleartofngaf

3 years

Not getting periods or irregular cycles don’t make you any less feminine or the powerhouse you are.

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Getting my clothes stained isn’t some sin and I don’t need to be ashamed about it.

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'JEE ne mera dil luteya!'

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I don’t have to hide the tampons or pads in the deepest pockets of my bag as if I am carrying weapons.

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@subtleartofngaf

2 years

Just because someone is being nice to you doesn't mean that they are interested in you😭

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3 years

I can ask questions about it and discuss it. There’s nothing to be proud of in not talking about something half of the population goes through.

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@subtleartofngaf

3 years

Dear Ladies, Would you allow your husbands to work after marriage?

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2 years

"OFF karke ON karo" is the desi solution to almost everything!

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3 years

I have went through things I never told you about, maybe they would have been easier if you knew. But I was scared, I still am but I am trying.

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@subtleartofngaf

3 years

To the girl who is trying to be strong:

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3 years

Thank you so much @warikoo for your time. It was an absolute delight interacting with you :))

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3 years

Can I just flex this? 🤭

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"Go with the flow" karte karte life mein flood aa gaya hai!

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You might be more progressive than the rest of our family, but you still are orthodox and I know that's not you it's our patriarchal society conditioning

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Why is it falling in love and not rising in love?

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Where the hell is 12th ke baad wali aish!?

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We're so scared of loneliness that we self sabotage in toxic love instead.

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Sorry for not eating whenever I had a fight with anyone. I just don't know how to channel my emotions. I am trying.

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2 years

Tag someone from Twitter you want to meet irl.

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@subtleartofngaf

3 years

And I might not say it enough but, I love you ❤️

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3 years

I might disagree with things you say but that doesn't mean I disrespect you.

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2 years

Normal people- Tune kaha, maine sunn liya. Overthinkers- Tune jo na kaha, main woh sunta raha.

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3 years

That, That and even that is fake news. Whatsapp forwards are trash.

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People who can lighten your mood with just a phone call >>>>

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Some people are living proofs that maturity has got nothing to do with age!

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Dear online friend ;

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Parents say "Humne duniya dekhi hai" and then don't let you see duniya.

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3 years

Things you need to do to for self care :

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@subtleartofngaf

2 years

Yeh padhte padhte baar baar Twitter kaise khul jaata hai 😭

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I was bullied in school but I never told you because you had a lot of hopes. There were things I really wanted to do, but they felt smaller in front of you.

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Is it just me or even you can't handle the attention on your birthday ?

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I hope your love feels like this :

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I am suffering from "Hypersyllabus, No energy to study" syndrome.

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3 years

Disagreement != Disrespect

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ⓘ This user can overthink her overthinking.

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3 years

Spiral Musings 💙. 🧵

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Problems won't be solved if I set my phone on fire, or maybe they will. But believe me I don't want to find out

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I can't wake up as early as you, please stop trying already. *Snoozes the alarm 10th time for 5 more minutes*

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We are a generation who-

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@subtleartofngaf

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Tired of pretending to be okay with things I am not okay with.

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2 years

The urge to get into a relationship and have a heartbreak just to feel some songs!

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Some friendships are hard to let go of, but harder to hold onto.

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3 years

ⓘ this user wants the motivation to attend online classes

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