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problemista

@substitutedaddy

3 years

thank u for the cute top @UGRebrand 🧡

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2 years

this is actually insane

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7 months

chinese restaurant i frequent just called me cuz they made an off-the-menu item they want me to try 😭

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2 years

THE HAT CANT BE REAL

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Outside Mar-a-Lago, a concerned citizen wants to know why the FBI isn’t doing anything about Hillary’s emails or Hunter’s laptop.

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2 years

like…

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2 years

…😭

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7 years

professor: I hope everyone has been taking notes because this will be on your next exam my notes:

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3 years

this picture is killing me

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5 months

this being her first movie ever too like…

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anya taylor-joy in "the witch"

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carl eating the ad-libs 😭

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2 years

THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY

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3 years

IMMMMM

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idk about the interviewer but it’s not anyone’s place to judge how miranda’s telling the story btw everyone processes and talks about traumatic events they’ve experienced differently

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3 months

i can’t stop thinking about this

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2 years

pokémon scarlet and violet

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7 years

bed bath & beyond cashier: i'm sorry ma'am it appears this coupon's expire- any white woman:

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2 years

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5 years

Girls Locker room: Ugh PE is the worst Boys locker room:

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9 years

vegans be like http://t.co/44epbGfatM

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7 months

i love that the editors refused to have one continuous shot for longer than a second

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7 years

white people dont know what a bay leaf is

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7 years

THIS MAKES ME VERY UPSET

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2 years

@sissythatpatch she’s giving her

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2 years

@officialsamksha no foreal!! i can only imagine how long it might’ve taken to process everything, i hope everyone respects that she can speak on it now however she sees fit

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8 years

professor: don't wait until the night before to read the book! me, the night before:

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@toomanybrooks they literally called me cuz they said the weather’s been making everybody sick so they thought of my family 😭😭😭

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8 years

As I lay in my bed contemplating the questionable choices made in the past few days, I began to wonder: was I really like TT? just like TT?

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9 years

me after watching one episode of coven http://t.co/UlF7qGY9SS

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7 months

@PuppyChulo_x she ate that one lil thing

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4 years

i feel so seen

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2 years

this happened the other day at a taco truck i wanted to cry

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9 years

me when im drunk with family vs. me when im drunk with friends

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7 months

it was good asf btw :P

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7 months

@AcidAunt HAHA i ate it already but it was this

Vietnamese Ground Pork & Chrysanthemum Greens Soup (Canh Tan O/Cai Cuc Nau Thit Bam) — Vicky Pham

A traditional Vietnamese soup with chrysanthemum greens and ground pork. It’s an easy soup to enjoy with steamed rice for an authentic Vietnamese home-cooked meal.

www.vickypham.com

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8 years

me: I don't care me: subtweet them.

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7 years

girls who can fight always have the ringtone where the light flashes

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1 year

🍃✌🏻

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9 years

Sometimes you gotta leave all the fake people behind

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h-hi…

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2 years

this is what i sound like when i speak spanish

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8 years

me and my friends trying to figure out when everyone's free

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7 months

why this tweet 🧐

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momo teaching chaeyoung her solo dance break

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me submitting my essay 30 seconds before the deadline

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me to my maid of honor: hey maid. i see you got your maid outfit on like you always do

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3 months

feliz tarde

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3 years

ru is lucky miss cosgrove let them have center

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1 year

these were fun

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8 years

hey @UrbanOutfitters four of your employees called me a broke ass bitch and kicked me out of your store,this is them

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8 years

me staying in my lane

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5 years

me in 2020

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8 years

yes this is my favorite video on youtube stop asking

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4 years

me spotting the killer in dead by daylight

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7 months

@can4drian it was genuinely so kind of them 😭 will be getting them christmas gifts 🙏🏻

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3 years

IM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

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2 years

credits for the tik tok go to @miliyna btw!!! thank u for ur service

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2 years

@DIGIT4L4NGL BEAK OPEN AND EVERYTHING

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4 years

they’re finally intervening

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adding subliminal messages in my keysmashes like AGJSHASHOWPITSJD

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7 years

the moon to the sun right now

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9 months

something something hairy chest

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8 years

RT if the dog on the right is just as beautiful as the dog on the left

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7 months

the lesson from today is to keep eating out

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8 months

hola mis amores

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2 years

terri joe liking the wonder girls we had to smile

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7 months

GUSIBSJSJSKAJDJANDKSKFKSK

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7 months

you’re really fat as fuck 😂

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7 years

when the Snapchat filter starts playing music out loud

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2 years

grimes auditioning for the avatar movie

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7 years

me trying to talk back to the dentist during my cleaning

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1 year

Oooo you wanna give me $5-$10 so badddd

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7 months

buenas noches

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6 years

when is sza gonna make a song about green texts

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