Consulted on and wrote this promo with
@officiallysane
and team
@SupariStudios
Fun fact: we only had 30 mins of shoot time with
@iamsrk
(it happens sometimes, star schedules are v hectic) so kudos to director Akshat Gupt and the superb crew for pulling it off in a tight
Main mard hoon bhosdiwaalo mujhe lip balm mein bhi daaru chahiye mere moisturizer mein anthrax hai bc main plutonium se brush karta hoon tu bahar mil saale
Gentle Reminder: Let dumb political mudslinging not distract you from the fact that you pretty much watched a murder on your feed today. Even if that asshole has been arrested, he's symptomatic of a much larger issue.
Soak in that disaster for a bit.
Remember it when you vote.
Pedestrian crossing a one-way street abroad:
*moonwalks across blindfolded*
Pedestrian crossing a one-way street in India:
*looks in eight directions, invents teleportation, gets hit by Scorpio*
Found a great replacement app for Twitter. It's got a concise, professionally curated information stream, great tactile UI, and is well moderated so there's no chance of getting into dumbfuck arguments.
Yep, it's a newspaper.
Hey
@VodafoneIN
which one of my kids do you need me to sacrifice so that your network exhibits a basic level of competency? (I'm hoping you say my older one, his drawings are rubbish.)
Just saw the news. Kya chal raha hai yaar. Development waale uncle Manmohan Singh pe kharaab open mic level material kar rahe hain. Ek toing sound laga do, Nagpur mein mast chalega.
Do we have to discuss those arson-loving maniacs? They're a distraction. Even if you don't wanna discuss farmers or dead judges, do we need to talk about nutjobs? Talk about puppies instead. Or orgasms. Or ice-cream. Or pot. Or other fun stuff that makes life suck less. No? Okay.
Shoutout to my Uber driver Mudhir Mandal. He has this safety partition in place plus sanitizers. With so many people being lax at this stage, these precautions are really good to see.
@Uber_India
- good stuff bruh.
Hi
@Samsung_IN
, why is your customer service such garbage? Like with everything else, please feel free to waste my time for a month or so before you answer that question. Bonus points for redundant site visits. Thank you.