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Jake Stumpf
6 years
Jon pulling up on Daenerys with the news he just found out about himself #GamefThrones
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Oppenheimer: โ€œI have blood on my handsโ€ Truman:
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4 years
whenever Amir Garrett and Baez finally go at it (been brewing for three years now), Amir is going to wipe the floor with him ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
The Cubs are such little bitches
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me watching Rick Carlisle coach the Pacers as a kid. Me watching Rick Carlisle coach the Pacers as an adult.
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Melvin Gordon: If you donโ€™t pay me, Iโ€™m going to ask for a trade Chargers:
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@tyler02020202 Fun Deactivated Administration
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5 years
Boogie, Bron and AD after their off to an underwhelming 12-17 start
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Jake Stumpf
6 years
man, is it me, or does Myles Turner have the Jump Man logo on his chest?
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8 months
@powerfulwizerd do not musturb
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4 years
@TylerIAm โ€œwords can not describe how bad I feel...for Matt Harvey giving up his third home run tonight
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1 year
@TylerIAm just walks out the door like this every time knowing heโ€™s coming back for more later
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5 years
James Harden to Daryl Morey after Westbrook refuses to give him the ball in crunch time
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Jake Stumpf
1 year
watching Bryce Young struggle with Frank Reich as his coach
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@McDuffie2Heaven even worse it says the Cubs
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Jake Stumpf
5 months
@its_rivet19 next time Iโ€™m wrong will be the first time ๐Ÿฅฑ
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5 years
@Seinfeld2000 Iโ€™ve followed you for years and this might be your magnum opus
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7 years
now this is something I can get behind
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
five straight Finals. possibility of four titles in five years. first ever unanimous MVP. most wins ever in a season. The Golden State Warriors really are the greatest dynasty of all time and we donโ€™t appreciate it enough. they also gave us the greatest gif of all time
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Jake Stumpf
6 years
incase you missed it...SHE SAID YES!
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Jake Stumpf
8 months
@UglyXKorean Pee Wee Herman back at it
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
my favorite birthday gift. definitely helps ease the pain of the Andrew Luck news @dpshow @andrewperloff @brooklynfritzy @HiMyNameIsSeton @PaulPabst #suckitbackrow
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4 years
@tysonbrody looks like Spongebob when he got those blow up muscles
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@CJToledano I gotta tell you. just when I thought this joke was getting old you made it funny again
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Brian Flores right now
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3 years
CP3 going team to team just to never win a ring
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1 year
@Son_ImSleep why you gotta fight with me at cheesecake you know i love to go there!
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5 years
@brainwxrms ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
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Dylan Windler
@ESPNNBA
NBA on ESPN
5 years
The 2019 class is stacked. Which rookie will surprise you? ๐Ÿค”
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4 years
@HBO giving this whole acting thing a...shot
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5 years
if you drank this growing up youโ€™re immune to the coronavirus
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2 years
@ZiggySmalls_ @OfficiallyIce and heโ€™s not two, Zaire โ˜๏ธ
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5 years
@TylerIAm Jacoby Brissett gotta be the coolest guy in Indianapolis
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1 year
read the room for crying out loud
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Jake Stumpf
2 years
my instagram and facebook was hacked. they tried to get into my venmo and email. I was able to recover everything and not miss a beat all without TC. send somebody tough next time
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@crackcobain__ he walked so NBA players could wear hoodies under their suit could run
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Jake Stumpf
4 years
@TylerIAm that might be sweeter than them being the defending champs and losing to a 7-9 team
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Jake Stumpf
2 years
my instagram got hacked. iโ€™m hopping on a plane now to go to Florida. I will address it tomorrow folks
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I think @studlystumpf Instagram got hacked ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
Duke Johnson bounced off that train and made the playoffs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jake Stumpf
6 years
trust me, youโ€™ll get through it. this off season is going to be the WORST ever as a Panthers fan. We just went through it. Just get through it Sincerely, Colts fans
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7 years
@Grady It's On Me: A Memoir by Chuck Pagano
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
lmao my buddies and I are a bunch of degenerates. what is kyle doing though ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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8 years
only real 90's kids will remember this
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1 year
Russell Wilson and Sean Payton are 0-2
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5 years
Chick-Fil-A is a mash potato dish away from catering my families Thanksgiving
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Jake Stumpf
7 years
@noahtropics good news, heโ€™s going to be okay. shouldโ€™ve read the article and you wouldโ€™ve seen that
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
I gotta tell you guys, me naming my dog Brissett a year and a half ago is the biggest pay off of my life lmao
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Jacoby Brissett
5 years
Thanks for the love and support the last couple of weeks. Been a roller coaster of emotions. But time to play football. Letโ€™s go!!!! The climb begins. !!
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4 years
@HBO hopefully the season three release date!
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4 years
@TylerIAm his buddy just laughing at him while heโ€™s in the crisis is the icing on the cake
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
gonna tell my kids this went in
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2 years
this would be his luck
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@ABC7NY
Eyewitness News
2 years
'Huge surprise': Michigan family welcomes first daughter in husband's family since 1885
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8 years
I'm in tears
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5 years
Bloomington Taco Bell employees wouldโ€™ve survived Chernobyl and thatโ€™s just facts
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2 years
@TylerIAm couple weeks ago the old head told me he liked my gym routine and fist bumped me. I was untouchable after that
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Jake Stumpf
8 years
you versus the guy she tells you not to worry about
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@N01N30 @TrellInterlude @rondadons I donโ€™t even want to hear where you guys are putting Steph and Jokic since they are both better than Hakeem and KD
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
Kings Island duh
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Can anyone guess the location
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Klay Thompson when it comes to anything other than catching and shooting
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Jake Stumpf
10 years
when you realize you didn't pull out http://t.co/AAdFenNrZV
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Jake Stumpf
8 years
Chance really got the cigarette behind his ear like he's about to head to his uncles barbecue after winning a Grammy. Never change
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2 years
@EricTrillman_ โ€œthatโ€™s him Mr. Arenas. thatโ€™s the new media.โ€
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2 years
Sam Ehlinger playing in the second half
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3 years
@TylerIAm itโ€™s like when Melo told girls that Lala was married but he wasnโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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4 years
@TylerIAm lmao your buddies working the 3-11 sure didnโ€™t see that block by Bam. they gotta catch the highlights ๐Ÿคฎ
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Jake Stumpf
8 years
when ole girl with the fat ass that you been eye balling all night finally throws it back on you
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@TylerIAm Marcus just walked in like this his first day in the Clips locker room
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
something is making me think it might just be him...
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8 years
this is the most Michael Jordan thing of all time
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Jake Stumpf
6 years
Andrew Luck is playing competitive football for the first time in 585 days, tonight. Please, let us enjoy this
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5 years
me coming at all the people who said Trae Young was going to win ROY after Luka won it
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
Indy, we went from Peytonโ€™s neck, PGโ€™s broken leg, Vicโ€™s injury and now Luck retiring this decade. we need a HUG
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
You are a rapist and the fact that you are glorified is an insult to survivors everywhere. You and your friends broke into a womanโ€™s apartment and raped her
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Detroit what up doe.
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Jake Stumpf
6 years
*accidentally bumps into somebody trying to squeeze by * My Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: "Ope, excuse me.โ€
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7 years
Dan: "What should we do?" Trev: "I don't know, man." Malik Hooker: "Throw your hand up if you just got fired!"
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5 years
This is Steph coming out of nowhere when Ayesha walks by a group of guys and gets no love
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
@eerrriiicaa my buddy has always told me that the common denominator between every good looking girl...a goofy dude. and thatโ€™s 100% the truth
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@W_B_Rick her after every Eagles drive the first four weeks
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5 years
Iโ€™ve thought about this picture of Kevinโ€™s Durant and Larry David everyday for two months now
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
Reds, Pacers or Colts didnโ€™t win a title this decade, so by nothing else, the best part of my decade. hereโ€™s a picture of when she refused to date me and kept leading me on...secured the bag
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Jake Stumpf
8 years
Yo, I date @kelsaphant and that's honestly something I thought I'd never say. 2017 really is my year
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Jake Stumpf
6 years
I miss you guys. Itโ€™s been five weeks and you havenโ€™t had a single word to say about the Colts. where have you been? You had a lot to say the first six weeks of the year. oh well. we keep the receipts
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Jake Stumpf
7 years
@noahtropics @AreYouCerrious who gets more girls though? he does. plain and simple
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Jake Stumpf
2 years
27, chump, loser, canโ€™t get girls, but I still got it โ˜๏ธ
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
Iโ€™m so glad football is back so you guys can trash talk my Colts and I keep all your tweets and unleash them when we make the playoffs again and since your team doesnโ€™t make the playoffs, youโ€™re stuck watching them ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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when you go to bed with a bad cough and wake up to Hitler and Aaron Hernandez playing cards
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when Albert Einstein discovered E=MC2
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Jake Stumpf
2 months
@elusivecurrent having my birthday party tomorrow and all of my out of town friends are coming and itโ€™s the first time weโ€™ve all been together in well over a year. this is what itโ€™s all about right here
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Jake Stumpf
5 years
Iโ€™m beating this team with Dylan Windler online
@NBA2K
NBA 2K
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First Look at the next chapter #NBA2K20
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