Pikagi
StretchyWombat Profile Banner
StretchyWombat Profile
StretchyWombat

@stretchyWombat

1,430
Followers
532
Following
1,538
Media
14,534
Statuses

HS Dropout :: @Ch_JesusChrist :: Husband/Father :: Veteran :: Dev Engineer :: Artist :: Board-game Designer :: Welder :: Autistic :: Stoic :: Known to be Funny

USA
Joined November 2022
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
2 months
I was 14 when I first encountered the Book of Mormon. I had ordered it from a TV commercial because it was free. I was living in Texas at the time. Several months later one of my sisters met with the missionaries in New York and join the church. She called me now and then and
23
25
595
Last Seen Profiles
ふぇの⁴

@PhenomII_1090T

Dash~ ☺️🍪

@DashofPeppers

Frananza

@FranaBezz

Trans Against Groomers

@TransAgnstGrmrs

Sharhonda Bossier

@BossierS

きょん💎

@kyonjichangwook

𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡

@nafttawat

𝗙𝗼𝘁.

@FQURTH

INFO BOKEP LOKAL TANTE SEMOK

@bokeplokalmalam

せな みのわ

@MinowaSena56955

z

@cqocolate

أسامه 🌈

@soso01711

Flyers Alumni

@FlyersAlumni

Justin's

@Justins

Toastypan

@toastypan

🪼 Jil semi ia:(🪼

@piwonism

Emery Alvarez

@emeui2007

𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐄𝐋

@DISTRESS_24

وليد

@wlyd47885

موجب كاش

@AbwBdallh12834

ناصر شوشان

@NShwshan30178

فيصل العتيبي

@Q_mro8

Unevillan

@unevillan

Anna Estrada

@AnnaEst61405762

Christopher Moore

@ChrisMoore000

🥷🏽

@AnthonyyFCB

Coach Simpson

@CoachSimpson43

Ley

@leyyl_cm

Jiacheng Xu

@JiachengNLP

كيوت ذخم

@DhkhmKywt

淮南软妹

@hu9645

霧月(むげつ)＠『Fate/Samurai Remnant』コミカライズ連載準備中

@mugetsu_illust

Chen

@RenunotKjv

kevinnn

@mapley1555

ㅁㅌ₊˚ᜊ mooon

@mxnmoon_

ItalluSimp

@Nicetomeetyouh2

@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
2 months
I went from being a homeless alcoholic high school dropout to an amazing life of success and peace all because of this book.
Tweet media one
@JCRyle
J.C. Ryle
@JCRyle
2 months
What’s ONE Christian book that changed your life? (other than the Bible)
2K
198
2K
18
56
1K
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
6 months
A few weeks ago, my youngest son told me his favorite color was pink. This was a sudden and unexpected change since he has always loved blue and green. I told him that pink was a fine favorite color. After, I started to wonder what caused the sudden change. His younger sister
56
48
579
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
2 months
I'm thankful for the Gift of the Holy Ghost. We were at our church fireworks block party (which was on par with the BYU Stadium of Fire - so awesome) and I was sitting with my wife and kids near where the cars were parked. She and I both got the feeling that we should move to
24
9
390
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
24 days
Tweet media one
1
22
324
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
1 month
Tweet media one
2
5
315
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
5 months
Goodbye dad, I'll see you on the other side. 😞
94
2
303
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
29 days
On one side, people say they left the Church because they 'learned things' - and now they don't believe. On the other side there're people like me, who've learned things and now cannot leave the Church - because it's no longer possible for us to disbelieve.
27
10
292
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
6 months
I cannot express enough gratitude for the two missionaries who were willing to serve and teach me the gospel of Jesus Christ. I am no longer trapped in poverty, I am no longer trapped by addiction, I was a homeless high school dropout and now I have multiple degrees and live a
@Dak1717446
Dak
@Dak1717446
6 months
@PoisonedFoon @TheExMoCringe 2 years to be a salesman for a cult* Fixed it for you.
5
0
0
25
19
290
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
1 month
The YSA wards need to go back the 3 hours. The third hour will be dedicated to learning to introduce themselves to members of the opposite sex, good conversation skills, how to get a number/date, and how to respectfully decline a date. This is a neeeeed!
36
9
284
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
6 months
Trending sentiments have resulted in a meme. You're welcome.
Tweet media one
31
10
260
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
I thought the Bee was satire? Now they're doing accurate reporting? lol
Tweet media one
23
8
256
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
9 months
I'm amazed by the amount of energy people will commit to being wrong about the Book of Mormon. Meanwhile, church leadership in Africa who actually know what the book teaches ....
Tweet media one
@danielarmands
edy
@danielarmands
9 months
Lol this book says that black people are going to hell simply because they’re black do you know how deranged you have to be to believe in this “religion”
131
3K
42K
10
9
235
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
11 days
I was taught the gospel by Elder Boswell and Elder Salisbury in Syracuse NY in 1994. If you don't mind sharing this, maybe we could track them down and let them know I served a mission, got married in the temple, and I'm an active member. @Ch_JesusChrist
15
48
241
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
7 months
@OrwellNGoode My current stick:
Tweet media one
17
3
216
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
2 months
If women can wear whatever they want because men should control their thoughts then men can say whatever they want because women should control their emotions.
22
16
217
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
3 months
Seems about right.
Tweet media one
2
12
206
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
When my son was 15 he had a dream. In the dream he was in a large field playing games with his friends from school. Part of the field was lush and grassy and the other part, where he was with his friends, was covered in dead grass. In the dead grass were many snakes. He didn't
18
7
188
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
4 months
Provo Temple Update: Change can be painful but improvement is worth it.
Tweet media one
23
1
187
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
4 months
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is not for those simply looking for a religion, It's for those looking for a relationship with Christ. 🙏🩷💪 @Ch_JesusChrist
13
9
189
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
3 months
Lindon Utah Temple is progressing.
Tweet media one
4
1
187
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
Anyone not get this joke?
Tweet media one
26
7
180
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
4 months
Tweet media one
65
11
177
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
Joseph Smith could have used a KitchenAid mixer shoved in a cow's butt to translate. I don't care. The Book of Mormon has changed my life in every way for the better, because it has connected me to Christ.
@hvworlton
Heidi, sister of Valkyries🇺🇲
@hvworlton
8 months
I never thought that my post saying "what's the problem with using a seer stone & hat? Didn't everyone know this?" would be the post that got so much traction. I apologize to all, that my parents sucked at brainwashing their kids properly. Bad parents. Bad, bad. 🙄
12
1
54
21
5
166
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
From my 6 year old's prayer last night: "Heavenly Father, thank you for you." 🥲
5
9
165
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 days
General Conference is coming up!
Tweet media one
2
10
248
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
5 months
Do you all remember the anti-Book of Mormon argument that stood for a long time about records never being kept in books made of golden pages? Here's some more recent evidence about a book created at least 2000 years ago and written in ancient Hebrew. Discussion link in the
Tweet media one
32
15
162
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
7 months
Follow the Prophet.
Tweet media one
8
19
158
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
1 month
It's ok for hate speech to be directed at members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Because they don't have a history of being hated, given slang names, harassed, killed, and driven from their own lands like the Jews ... ... wait ....
13
7
156
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
This one hit too close to home. 😆
Tweet media one
10
8
150
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
17 days
Tweet media one
2
9
152
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
3 months
Pretty much, if you want anyone to show up to your church activity - cookies are required.
Tweet media one
12
6
147
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
5 months
It's wonderful for you to clean the toilets at church for free Especially if you have a 6 or 7 figure salary. You should never feel 'too good' to serve the Lord and His people.
14
5
142
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
7 months
Jesus: "Thou hast not watered that which ought to have been watered."
Tweet media one
8
7
140
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
4 months
While many women struggle with unobtainable beauty standards, Many dads struggle with the unobtainable dad standard of this guy.
Tweet media one
19
7
144
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
7 months
Q: How big is the mountain? A: Big enough to cast shadows upside-down. Q: What?
Tweet media one
10
9
131
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
6 months
In case any of you have not understood me.
Tweet media one
4
11
129
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
3 months
@DominionReport yes - this seems like a step in the right direction.
0
0
131
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
5 months
20,000 new members baptized by missionaries per month, Into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
6
4
130
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
I was homeless for a while as a teenager. I can't recall everything from that time but have a clear memory of trying to sleep on the cold ground without pillow or blanket - just had the clothes I wore. Most every night now (25 years later) when I lay down to sleep, feeling the
9
6
123
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
This happened to me twice last night. What the heck.
@bipoleah
Leah
@bipoleah
8 months
Tweet media one
72
58
744
18
1
120
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
One of my favorite quotes.
Tweet media one
2
8
118
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
BYU is ... Broken. Can we get a class on Nelson Mandela instead, or some other great thought leaders? Jordan Peterson maybe? Let's do a careful study of her song lyrics and see what great paradigms she's introduced to better our society.
@kslnewsradio
KSL NewsRadio
@kslnewsradio
8 months
BYU is offering a new course focused on the career of Taylor Swift. Read more:
62
2
12
48
7
120
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
4 months
All you Utah haters are just jealous obviously. Here are the 10 Best States, according to U.S. News & World Report: 1. Utah 2. New Hampshire 3. Nebraska 4. Minnesota 5. Idaho 6. Iowa 7. Vermont 8. Washington 9. Florida 10. Massachusetts
65
6
121
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
4 months
Satan would have you adopt any identity other than being a Son or Daughter of God. Smart, fat, republican, trans, CEO, black, rich, Asian, college grad, model, white trash, etc, etc. - Satan does not care as long as your primary identity is not being a Child of God.
11
14
119
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
3 months
Who was in church and didn't have this as one of the meeting hymns? We sang it.
@TimoteoMitchell
The Palangi Kalani 🙏
@TimoteoMitchell
3 months
I would bet a lot of money that hymn #1001 was the most sung hymn at church today.
Tweet media one
72
6
356
85
0
120
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
6 months
My sister and her husband visited my dad today and found him unresponsive. He's in the ICU right now, still unresponsive. My other sister is calling the shots - she has power of attorney. Unfortunately she's a highly irrational and overly emotional person. I'm worried she's
46
1
117
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
2 months
I got a doorbell cam notification. I checked it to find my neighbor mowing my lawn since I'm out of town. Good people are priceless.
4
2
118
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
2 months
There's a very dark feeling here in Alamogordo, NM. Both my wife and I felt it as soon as we drove into the town; it seems to be everywhere. Currently playing music from the scripture app to try and offset it a bit.
55
3
119
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
6 months
@Foxceles I'm not taking a crack at the kids - I think the kids are so often victims of parents and leaders rushing to slap a new identity on a child when there would barely be any evidence to support their assumptions. The kids, not knowing, and suddenly feeling special, are eager to go
2
2
117
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 days
Chess, if Disney did the remake. @Disney
Tweet media one
19
10
140
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
1 month
“Your religion is not just about showing up for church on Sunday, it is about showing up as a true disciple from Sunday morning through Saturday night—24/7. There is no such thing as a part-time disciple of the Lord Jesus Christ.” - Russell M. Nelson
1
15
118
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
I might get some hate for this, but: Dove chocolate tastes so much better than Dove soap.
24
3
111
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
My wife is 100% not excited about church changing from noon to 9 AM. She's going, but she's grumpy. 😆
41
1
110
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
4 months
This would be awesome.
Tweet media one
7
4
111
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
4 months
My programmer friends will understand.
Tweet media one
22
7
111
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
7 months
Tweet media one
8
7
109
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
Marriage Conundrum: My wife is half my size. My wife occupies 70% of the bed when we're sleeping. 🧐
35
0
110
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
5 months
To clarify a recent discussion on X, according to President Holland: We are to pray unto the Father, in the name of Jesus Christ.
9
1
110
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
2 months
Oh, Utah
Tweet media one
4
8
108
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
Sorry everyone.
Tweet media one
16
3
106
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
6 months
This is one approach to a complex problem.
Tweet media one
27
1
106
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
I would like to tell my kids a Social Security joke, But they're never going to get it.
10
8
107
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
9 months
@prageru Read the Book of Mormon and apply the teachings to your life. I know it changes lives. I've experienced it.
2
1
107
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
4 months
The Lord has impressed on my mind that I need to know the scriptures with greater fluency and I have about two years to be ready (for what, I don't know). What are some of the most effective ways you've found to study/know the scriptures? 🙏
79
3
105
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
3 months
This wins the day.
Tweet media one
6
7
105
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
7 months
It's a matter of perspective.
Tweet media one
10
23
104
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
9 months
One of my favorite pictures from my mission.
Tweet media one
2
1
100
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
1 month
I'm down 12 followers today. Did anyone important leave? Where are my favorites? Emergency roll call! Lol
64
0
102
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
If you're over 35, you should get this one.
Tweet media one
16
3
100
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
6 months
They did it! My son's high school got Kevin Bacon to come to prom!
@TODAYshow
TODAY
@TODAYshow
6 months
Students at Payson High School, where "Footloose" was filmed, are on an all-out mission to have star Kevin Bacon attend their prom. In a TODAY exclusive, @KayleeHartung reports on their viral campaign — and @kevinbacon 's responds live!
51
226
1K
12
5
100
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
7 months
Love is not the same as accepting sin.
Tweet media one
12
9
99
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
11 months
@cctvidiots I am not for violence. That being said, she had that coming and I would have done the same thing in that situation. He tried to walk away, he warned her - she kept assaulting him - wham. I'm guessing many people will say she was an innocent victim.
9
2
98
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
My wife studied this as part of her degree. If couples wanted a divorce but didn't get one, the majority reported being very happy in their marriage 5 years later. Those who got divorced, the majority reported being still unhappy five years later. There are many things that
@LatterDayHart
Jameson
@LatterDayHart
8 months
50 of unhappy marriages improve to happy (50% of that improve to very happy) when the couple decides to stick it out. Have faith in your spouse and WORK together. Please.
0
1
20
7
6
94
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
6 months
My 6 y.o. is building my bookshelf for me. I've basically needed to do nothing so far.
Tweet media one
9
1
96
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
4 months
It checks out.
Tweet media one
2
7
97
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
My 16 year old and one of his friends have started doing things without my knowledge. Apparently they think it's Fine to sneak off to the temple before school starts. What's this world coming to? Dang righteous youth.
6
0
95
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
23 days
Time to purge my followers: I don't believe the Ezra's Eagle prophecy relates to the United States and it's leaders. With love, StretchyWombat
28
0
96
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
I already agree with everything @NelsonRussellM is going to teach in the April 2024 General Conference.
6
7
91
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
2 months
Tweet media one
0
13
92
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
18 days
Am I the only one that balances their egg cartons?
Tweet media one
41
1
93
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
4 months
So you don't think the Second Coming of the Lord will be during your lifetime .... that's cute.
58
1
88
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
5 months
Pre means before. Post means after. To use both prefixes together would be... preposterous.
9
6
85
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
7 months
My 16 y.o. and I were walking through the valentines isle at Smith's. He looked around and said, "I don't think all this candy is here for the people in love. I think it's here for the single people so they can comfort eat and forget about the holiday." Too insightful. 🫣
8
4
85
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
1 year
It's great if you want to send me a direct message. But please know: --- I will not be sending you money, no matter how sad your story is. --- I will not be visiting your sleazy web link, no matter how pretty you are. Wombats are difficult to trick or trap. Have a great day.
11
4
79
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
I agree.
Tweet media one
5
2
85
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
7 months
hahahaha
Tweet media one
6
7
84
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
7 months
I don't care what Bud Light ever does to save it's brand, I'm still not going to drink it. 😆😆😆
17
0
84
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
11 months
@RealEmirHan
Tweet media one
2
2
85
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
5 months
The living Prophet, President Nelson has directed us to do the following: "Keep on the covenant path" "Gather Israel" "Let God prevail" "Build bridges of understanding" "Give thanks" "Increase your faith in Jesus Christ" "Take charge of your testimony" "Become a peacemaker" and
11
11
83
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
4 months
Optimus Prime, feeling the pinch of the current economic situation, accepts a job below his skillset just to make ends meet.
Tweet media one
3
17
83
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
26 days
I'm looking forward to the day When the temples of the Lord Outnumber McDonald's locations.
5
0
82
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
1 month
I have not been blocking the Latter-day Saint haters. Where'd they all go? I can't practice loving my enemies if I don't have any around to love. What the heck.
20
0
82
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
😆
Tweet media one
6
5
79
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
6 months
One of the best things for us all to remember.
Tweet media one
17
8
80
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
3 months
How do we know Noah was a good finance manager? He was able to float his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
15
5
80
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
True or False: 'The Chosen' is helping prepare the world for the Second Coming of Christ. @thechosentv #thechosen
Tweet media one
34
0
78
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
7 months
I've been feeling a sense of deep sadness and loss for a couple weeks now. I can't identify a cause. Everything in my life is basically going great. My family is doing great too. I've doubled down on prayer, scripture study, and loving and serving people around me. Yet the
91
1
78
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
8 months
This could really go either way ....
Tweet media one
17
2
77
@stretchyWombat
StretchyWombat
@stretchyWombat
26 days
I've noticed when I feel very close to the Lord I become more extroverted and excited to meet new people. This is in stark contrast to my historical 'people avoidance' state of being. Is people avoidance a sign of being distanced from the Lord? It seems to be in my case.
21
2
81