slim jimmy @strech6996 Twitter profile

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slim jimmy

@strech6996

2 years

This Applebees is about to see the dark side of alcoholism

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slim jimmy

@strech6996

7 months

What about 10 beers per night

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@nypost

7 months

Just 2 cans of soda per week is too much — even if you exercise: study

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slim jimmy

@strech6996

10 months

Crack a beer man get a grip

Chef Anthony Thomas

@ChefAnthonyDC

10 months

Flawless Invention 🍷

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5 months

Ash tray right next to the gas pumps the country is healing

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@strech6996

11 months

Me after the key bump had fent in it

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11 months

What flavor of Christianity is this pls

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@strech6996

2 years

*girl comes over* Me: you brought beers right

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@strech6996

2 years

Need a girl who embodies a miller lite

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2 years

Born to drink forced to drive

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slim jimmy

@strech6996

9 months

I woke up at 3pm today made a frozen chicken pot pie and I’m on my 7th beer

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My morning routine as a wellness influencer w/ @StampedeSupps ✨

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@strech6996

2 years

Dad, were you on beer Twitter in 2022?

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@strech6996

2 years

I’m married to the game (the game is how many beers can I drink in a day)

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slim jimmy

@strech6996

2 years

Bring these back please

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2 years

My head tilted back drinking a fuckin beer

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2 years

Biblically accurate nut vid

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2 years

First date idea we drink Tall boys in public then go to the modern art museum and talk shit about the paintings

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@strech6996

2 years

Me and her go together like drinking and driving

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@strech6996

2 years

Babe I’m just shaking because I’m so excited to see you, anyway when are we getting beers

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slim jimmy

@strech6996

1 year

“Yeah it’s called beer twitter all the fellas just drink beer and spread love. The creator, beer_drinker777 has even retweeted me but it’s no big deal.”

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@strech6996

2 years

Cop: sir please walk a straight line heel to toe Me: *hits griddy* Cop: damn white boy you clean have a good night

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2 years

You should be able to park in handicap spots when you’re wasted

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slim jimmy

@strech6996

2 years

There is a fine line between killing yourself and being horny

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1 year

Gave brother an ice cold on on the house

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slim jimmy

@strech6996

11 months

Man dinner is 15 beers and a 9mm hollow point

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slim jimmy

@strech6996

2 years

Workout routine: Max squat Max bench Max deadlift (Drink beer between every set)

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@strech6996

2 years

Buying beers at different gas stations every day so the cashiers don’t think I have a problem

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@strech6996

2 years

Hey you wanna come over and drink beers outside with me

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2 years

Damn that white boy did it again (drank 15-20 beers)

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2 years

I just found a dumpster full of mail in votes for miller high life

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2 years

I’m like forest gump but more retarded and poor

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slim jimmy

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2 years

*me on a daily basis* damn my stomach hurts it must be something I ate yesterday (I drank 15 beers)

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2 years

I can teleport (drive blackout drunk)

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2 years

I saw your boyfriend at a party refuse a beer. I’m sorry.

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1 year

Leaving my zyn in when I go down on her so she can catch a lil buzz

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2 years

Hellen Keller would’ve been cured if she just drank a fuckin beer

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2 years

Seems pretty tight if you ask me

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slim jimmy

@strech6996

6 months

Drive over the Scott Key bridge in Baltimore, Maryland on the morning of March 26th

Bored Swiftie

@boredswiftpolls

6 months

You wake up as Taylor Alison Swift. What's the first thing you do?

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2 years

The voices just told me I’m good to drive

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2 years

Beer island bf beautiful princess island gf

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1 year

Soberheads be like “at least I can remember last night” dude what if I burned your house down

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2 years

“Sir your next court date is in two weeks” Me: ok cool and is this the one we can bring beers to?

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2 years

I want to know beer twitter’s average sat score tap in

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1 year

Judge: how do you plead? Me: retarded, your honor

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2 years

Officer you aren’t wearing green… *tries to pinch the trigger of his pistol*

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6 months

Pee. I pissed my bed last night

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2 years

Why beer bf and beer gf works

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@strech6996

2 years

Giving autistic people a 5000 piece Lego set as reparations

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2 years

NASCAR but all the drivers are wasted

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slim jimmy

@strech6996

9 months

What is he training for? Pretty sure they don’t let retards in the military

Kyle Rittenhouse

@ThisIsKyleR

9 months

I was exhausted after training all day! More training this week!

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2 years

I went to beautiful princess island and they beat the fuckin shit outta me

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@strech6996

1 year

Good lord we got ourselves a chatterbox 🤣🤣

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@historyinmemes

1 year

A popular misconception about the Liberty Bell is that it cracked while ringing to celebrate the adoption of the Declaration of Independence, but the reality is quite different. The truth is that during the Revolutionary War, the Liberty Bell was hidden beneath the floorboards of

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Cashier: sir I can’t sell you this beer you’re visibly intoxicated Me: well you did this to yourself *pulls a gun on them*

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Alec Baldwin just showed up to my house with a seemingly unloaded gun

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Her: babe why do you keep checking your phone? Me: boyz chat on one rn 🔥🤣🤣

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@strech6996

2 years

The sexual tension between me and the bartender watching me get trashed on a Wednesday afternoon is crazy

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Beer bf Glock toting gf

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@strech6996

2 years

How long until someone from beer twitter gets enough followers to do one of those vibrater ads

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2 years

*anyone on beer twitter posts anything* Me: god they are so fucking real

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1 year

Mom: how’s your girlfriend? Me sipping a lime la croix: oh I shot her in the back of the head

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@strech6996

11 months

Need to bring this back. Men used to bond

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@historyinmemes

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Public restrooms in Ancient Rome.

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*when I get pussy* Me: That shit was dope asf 💯

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2 years

I’ve got beers in different area codes

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Hitting the griddy on the way to get a beer from the fridge

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9 months

If I was in this family I would’ve drunkenly tried to hit this guy

vids that go hard

@vidsthatgohard

9 months

I wonder what conversation led up to this 😭😭

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How I felt after September 11th, 2001

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*me drunkenly rambling* Me: are you even listening (it is just me in my room)

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2 years

Beer twitter to finding your soulmate pipeline

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6 months

No. Only liquid I intake is ice cold motherfucking beer.

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

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Would you drink this water?

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Since beer twitter is doing dry January I will be drinking their beers for them for the remainder of the month. It’s a tough job but someone has to do it.

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@strech6996

9 months

Goddamn dudes rock

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

10 years

Jim Harbaugh won laser tag at a bachelor party by systematically targeting a 10-year-old http://t.co/MswT5b07LT http://t.co/4VofXSUJxi

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Yall doing too much I would’ve kicked back and chilled type shi

Danny Kanell

@dannykanell

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Nightmare fuel…airplane hurled over 800mph due to 250mph+ winds. I might never fly again 💤😱😱😱

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2 years

You know it’s a great restaurant when the wait staff is on more drugs than you

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This beer tasting like texting my ex

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11 months

If Twitter was around in 2001: Yoo what floor y’all on its Smokey and hot asf on the 95th bruh 🤣🤷‍♂️

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2 years

Prime time for beers is rapidly approaching

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Lawyer: your honor motion to take a recess Me: fuck yeah where is the playground

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Beer run

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Your honor, motion to tenderly kiss the members of the jury

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2 years

Dude stop making me giggle in public you’re ruining my mysterious and stoic persona

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Swerving to hit the deer I’m different

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1 year

My bag

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2 years

If a beer is a gay black man call me Jeffery Dahmer because I’m killing it

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@zeedleblee Dinner and a show

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2 years

The most significant event of this year is the creation of beer twitter

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2 years

Can’t spell drunk driving without u and I

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2 years

If it’s a crime to love the homies lock me up and throw away the key

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2 years

So fellas, meet up at the capitol tomorrow?

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Babe the shirt stays on during sex

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I pulled up at retarded bitch ave and they all knew you

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Get blackout drunk and try to grab a cops gun challenge (easy)

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2 years

The time I dumped 250 lithium batteries into the Mississippi River

WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣

@taylors1989vs

2 years

outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?

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2 years

If I lived during prohibition I would’ve killed myself

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Pegging? Call that beauty in the beast

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2 years

Married lesbians sex prolly sounds like a construction site

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slim jimmy

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2 years

When the beers are cold

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2 years

Elmo said we outta za 😔 told him hit up big bird 🦅 💯🔥

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2 years

I need 3 things in life 1. An ice cold beer 2. A beer girl 3. To see Elon musk fail

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