“I feel like if one of your songs sounds good on the cheapest MP3 player out there, then it’s going to sound at least as good on everything else.”

“If it’s going to be in my mouth, it might as well taste good.”

“It’s a rice cooker, but it’s also a party.”

“I don’t even really realize they’re working, but then I look back and I’m like, Oh, I’ve been much calmer for the last three hours.”

“All the guys in the band started asking me about these because I will wear them anywhere.”

“My protein shake every morning is an orange, chicken breast, greens, then an apple and banana. Sounds disgusting, but it’s actually good.”

“Now I have three of them: One at my house, one for my mom’s house, and one for travel.”

“Over the past year, I’ve cooked almost everything in this.”

“It is very spicy, but to me that’s the flavor of comfort and home, which is what I want when I’m eating ramen noodles.”

“It took me a while to get used to because it’s like nothing I’ve ever tasted before.”

A self-described “thin-lipped woman” on a quest to make her lips fuller, rounder, and rosier.

“It’s been many years, but we have a great relationship, me and this hand sanitizer.”

“I just really dislike being barefoot.”

“When Chloé changed the formula, I told my mom, and she went out and bought every bottle in north Florida.”

“I used to always call Birkenstocks ‘lesbian shoes.’ But now I wear them all the time, and I’m a lesbian.”

“There’s something about this dip that makes it impossible to stop eating once it’s open.”

“Anytime one is sitting around the warm-up area at a contest, the other surfers will steal it.”

“You know how most incense smells the same? This is totally different and like nothing I’ve ever smelled before.”

We’re also fans of the tool she calls “literally hair for dummies.”

“One positive thing to come out of the pandemic is people’s awareness of good lighting.”

“If you burn something in these pots, you really don’t know what the hell you’re doing.”

“I’m a lint brush picking up all sorts of lint, then weaving it together into some beautiful travel experiences.”

“People scorn us pineapple-soda drinkers; we have to stick together.”

“People scorn us pineapple-soda drinkers; we have to stick together.”

“Tom Ford lip gloss was all I wore until I found this.”

“You can change the vibe in any room with some sexy scents and music.”

“It’s nice to have a shoe I can wear for everything.”

“My heart belongs with Zingerman’s.”

“Tom Ford lip gloss was all I wore until I found this.”

“It takes a lot for me to put on anything other than these tank tops.”

“If I’m really going to give people a glimpse into my life, you can’t get more personal than the answer to ‘What kind of lube is he using?’”

“They are sturdy as fuck, but they’re also cute enough to dress up and wear to do nice things.”

In the months since COVID-19 hit, Ethel’s Club has gained members as far afield as Norway and is actively looking to raise money to hire new staffers.

“If I’m really going to give people a glimpse into my life, you can’t get more personal than the answer to ‘What kind of lube is he using?’”

Where in the world did Lady Gaga get that massive bird brooch?

“It’s nice to have a shoe I can wear for everything.”

Including the mug she gifted Harry Styles when they toured together.

“Tom Ford lip gloss was all I wore until I found this.”

Black-owned bookstores recommended books on their reading lists, including the latest book from Brit Bennett and a book written in 1645.

“Funny enough, I was turned on to them when I did The Masked Singer. They’ve become my all-time favorite.”

Including her go-to fake-blood brand.