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@stop_sweeps_atx

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BREAKING: Protesters are AT UT AUSTIN PRESIDENT JAY HARTZELL’S HOUSE!

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me: i’m so sad and hopeless and directionless my brains: buy stuff me: no listen i need a purpose brain: a purchase?

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my therapist wants me to “slow down” and stop “living my life like it’s a race” it’s like he doesn’t even know that life is a highway and i’m contractually obligated to ride it all night long

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my mom when she was pregnant with me: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | \ | 🤠 / | / | / | |

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i told a customer good morning and he said “time means nothing to me” he’s the only person i’ve ever respected

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this is abuse ?????

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woman: *has a body* everyone in the world for some reason:

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teach a man to fish and he’ll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you’re an idiot

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she’s rich. why are we still doing this

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How Jennifer Aniston looks so damn good at 50 years old

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uhhh i’m done w life i wanna be a small child who just got out of the bath and put on a big shirt

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5 years

this is what closure feels like

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venho através deste tweet restaurar a paz e a ordem do universo

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rn sucks for the extroverts who can’t see people but please just a moment of silence for the introverts who are never fucking alone anymore

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i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives

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girls all go to the bathroom together so we can hold hands and cry about climate change in private

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just bought my first house at 23, what have you accomplished?

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going to rock bottom do you guys need anything

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i get so mad when people ask what i’m gonna do on my day off!!!! bitch i’m gonna recover from all my days on

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what if u spelled jeff like jephph

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men who say Ariana’s they’re kinky new album 🤝 not slapping as hard as i was hoping

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everyone who wrote “never change” in my high school year book is going to be super disappointed to hear i got treatment for my bipolar disorder

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my drinking my idiot juice before starting my day

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well well well if it isn’t me crying bc i put on a sad song on purpose to be sad

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u: follow ur gut my gut: move to a small island and make a living selling sunflowers to young lovers throw ur phone away, live quietly and alone, when the time comes go home to the ocean where u have always belonged

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sure my tattoos will look stupid when i get old but have you ever considered that they look stupid now too

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the government should give us each $8,000 not because that’s how much a batman pinball machine costs it’s for a different reason

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maybe millennials wouldn't spend so much money on coffee if we could produce serotonin

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the united states is the stupidest shit i have ever seen

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realistically red velvet is just chocolate with red food coloring but emotionally they are so so different, they have different souls

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damn bitch you live like this

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u know when you sauté up a lil garlic and some onion? that’s actually the whole point of being alive

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does anyone know how to relax

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if i was really “depressed” would i be able to do this????? *moves from my bed to the bath an hour and a half after i say i’m going to*

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my hidden agenda is i wanna hear everything you did today while you sit on my bed and i clean my room

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you’re telling me a childhood made this trauma???

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me after getting through one (1) argument without crying

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when you’re forced to become something you’re not just to survive under capitalism

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men be like i’m bilingual.. i speak english and tiny little bitch baby

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cool so in november i can either vote for a rapist or not vote and let a different rapist win democracy is so beautiful

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always the gay rat bridesmaid never the gay rat bride

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let them read

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VIDEO: Multiple raccoons take over the library at Arkansas State »

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unfortunately, my uterus does not spark joy and it has to go

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today one of my students asked if i was married yet and i said no and he said oh so you just go home alone every night? yeah??? fuck you

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staring at my boyfriend’s head while he sleep repeatedly thinking the word “oranges” trying to see if i can get him to dream about oranges will keep you updated

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why is the squirrel “curvy” and the rat is “fat” ???

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The BBC’s German manhole correspondent might not get many scoops; but when they do, they sure deliver

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idk who needs to hear this but the reason you’re so tired is you’ve been tricked into thinking every moment of your life has to be productive

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we all know the classic conflicts: -man vs man -man vs nature -man vs self but let us not forget: -man wanting to die vs mom would be sad

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woke up at 7:14 am to google how many kinds of beans there are turns out it’s 40,000 will NOT be going back to sleep

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hate the awkward first couple of weeks of friendship before you know what their trauma comedy limit is

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me: i’m depressed :/ someone: you should try exercising! me: *knowing perfectly well that the endorphins released from exercise help to relieve the symptoms of depression* fuck you

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i’ve decided to rebrand as someone who is OK please disregard all previous tweets

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l’m canceling therapy so i can spend one hour every week listening to the climb by miley cyrus and achieve exactly the same results

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um maybe the day wants to be gently held???? you don’t need to seize every time

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girls selling nudes to aid humanitarian crisis is literally insane i love young women so much

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a man in whole foods asked how i was doing and i said ok how are you and he said “it is beautiful in my soul today” and that’s why i never go to whole foods

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due to everything sucking i’ve decided to sauté a little garlic and onion

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*licks finger and lifts it to the wind* the depressive episode...it’s coming

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girls who still do their skincare routines while in depressive episodes are braver than the troops

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tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that animal agriculture is one of the leading causes of climate change and he should consider how meat production harms the environment

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tan and jvn look like a political power couple and antoni and bobby look like their rebel sons who smoked too much weed before the function

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I love Mount Rushmore

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any time i call my dad

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the american dream is actually just putting hot sauce on whatever you find in the fridge and calling it dinner write about that fitzgerald you dramatic bitch

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if astrology isn’t real then how come i’m crying

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me: *having a pleasant interaction w an acquaintance* the tiny goblin that lives in my brain: make a suicide joke

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can all the attractive couples please leave trader joe’s while i’m buying my depression ice cream this time is not for you

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my politic is that we should all be able to own a house AND buy oat milk latte everyday

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john green: being sad makes u sexually valuable me, 13 years old entering a deep depression: ok... sold

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me when i don’t have a pickle: wish i had a pickle :/ me when i have a pickle: wish i had...... another pickle :)

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k we all went to middle school dances you’re not special

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Kristen Stewart swapped her heels for sneakers on the ‘Charlie’s Angels’ red carpet

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if you’re having sex and he doesn’t come in 15 minutes legally you’re allowed to leave

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Honey I Shrunk Myself To Fit Other Peoples Perception Of Me!

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life is short delete that one song from your playlist that you always skip, be free

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thanks for your constructive criticism! i hated it and will be telling my mom about this

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i got hit on while i was buying some depression pasta and it’s just like excuse me? this is a private time to share with my family (depression pasta) please be respectful

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me when i have more than $200: oh my god am i hoarding wealth??? am i part of the problem

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does anyone else feel uhhh completely disconnected from themselves and their experiences haha like you just woke up in this body and you don’t know how you got here

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twitter is not social media it is a game and if you post a single comma you lose

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever spent an entire therapy session talking about why something is bad for you and you shouldn't do it and then gone home and immediately done it

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nighttime me putting a cup of water by my bed to make morning me happy

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everyone send thoughts and prayers to my roommate’s boyfriend he has a rare disease that makes him incapable of ever doing the dishes so tragic

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i do sell nudes, nudes of my heart, they are my tweets and the price is zero dollars

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i am constantly in situations

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me thinking about the several tasks i have to do: ah my tasks

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i hope your 2019 starts of better than this girls wtf

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i made coffee at home instead of buying it everyone clap

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i would LOVE to “listen to my body” but the bitch is mumbling idk what she’s saying

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my boyfriend has been looking at his favorite food truck’s menu for the past ten minutes bc he “needs to calm down” after reading the news

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february as a month feels like 10pm on a sunday when you realize you forgot about an extremely important project you need done by monday morning

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hot girl summer may be over but soup girl fall is forever

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ok i don’t mean to sound like someone who is “going through something” but should i get a bunk bed

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actually the wiseman was named frankincense, what he brought was called frankincense’s gift a lot of people make that mistake

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literally every person i know: go back on your meds we are begging you me: i bought three mini pumpkins and they have cured me

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when having difficult conversations over text i believe in a method called “the sandwich approach” it’s where you send one meme, then six emotionally vulnerable texts, then another meme and an “lmao” as a garnish

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i’m like that girl who spent one semester abroad and now it’s her personality but with the mental hospital

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