I'm going home today. I was involved in a motorcycle accident when some dude ran a stop sign and I hit him at 35 mph. I've been in a hospital somewhere since Mother's Day ever since. I still have multiple broken bones and a lot of healing to do. But I'm finally going home. 🍻🍻
I'm a biker. I'm 6'5 280 pounds and a former bouncer. But no matter how bad ass I might be. When a 2 year old hands me a toy phone. By God. I answer it.
On Mother's Day while I was on my Harley someone in a jeep pulled out in front of me in Corydon, KY. I had zero reaction time. He was so close. I hit the Jeep at 35mph with no braking. Here's the aftermath. Broken neck, shattered arm and elbow and shattered leg.
I might be busted up and using a wheelchair. But I still made my hometown of Sturgis , Ky motorcycle rally. I've been to every one of them since 1993 when it first started.
#carryon
If your mom ever gave you a pre-ripped half a piece of Doublemint chewing gum and it tastes like perfume and purse dirt. You can survive ALL variants of Covid-19....
I just realized that it's been 2 months today since some dude ran a stop sign and damn near killed me. I've been in a hospital somewhere ever since. The wreck definitely broke my body. But it hasn't broken my spirit.
#CarryOn
#nothinghaskilledmeyet
#motorcycleaccidentsurvivor
Apparently putting Alka Seltzer in my mouth and walking into the store while yelling "THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED!!" is not funny. I'm now banned for life at Walmart....
I rear-ended a car this morning....the start of a really bad day.
The driver got out of the car and he was a midget!! He looked up at me and said "I'm NOT happy!!" So I said "Well, which one are you then?" and that's how the fight started.......
Do y'all remember when Pizza Hut was the shit? Their pan pizza was a delicacy. They'd bring them out in a real fucking skillet that was popping at 800 degrees Fahrenheit right as your 3rd song kicked in on the jukebox after you played a game of Pac-Man. We were royalty 👑
I swear to god. I love meeting new people on Twitter. I literally know people from around the world who has the same fucked up sence of humor that I have. The love of motorcycles and alcohol.. Cheers and much love and respect 🍻 🍻
I lost a great friend this morning due to cancer. He was a great police officer, father, husband and my friend. He served in the Army with the rank of Sergent. I will miss you bro. 🍻 🍻
#fuckcancer
I'm not out for Twitter follower numbers. Fuck that. I will follow those who follow me. But. It's not a popularity contest. I just love meeting new people. Politics, religion aside. If you can cut up, and joke around. That's a major plus. Life is way to short for drama. 🍻 🍻
It's funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it's impossible. But 12 beers and 8 shots in 2 hours goes down like a fat kid on a see saw........
I'm going home Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After being in a hospital somewhere for over 2 damn months, I'm going home!!!!
Basically there's nothing more they can do for me therapy wise. I'm getting stronger daily on my left arm and I'm able to do a lot on my own. PT says I'm ready. 🍻
Between 8-830 this morning my dad passed away. I need everyone to pray for my Maw, my oldest brother Allen, he was dad's favorite, my middle brother Scott and my nephew Joseph I'm fine for now, I have to hold it together for the family Once we work out the details of his funeral
Mark Acker, whom I've never met, was kind enough to give me this electric scooter. He's followed my motorcycle accident posts on Facebook since it happened. I desperately need this since I'm down to one leg for a very long time. He did this out of pure kindness.
#greatful
More money is spent on boob jobs and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. By the year 2040, the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no fucking idea why.
I just received some incredibly great news!!
I'M GOING TO THE BIKE RALLY TOMORROW! Princeton Nursing & Rehabilitation are going to haul me down there so I can keep my perfect attendance streak alive! I've been to all of them since 1993
So ladies prepare accordingly ( ๏ 人 ๏ )
Surgery is over with and I received Incredibly great news. I didn't know that my dr has already operated on my left arm so that part is out of the way. I do not need any operations on my collarbone or my neck and they're guessing that I should be out of the hospital and moved to
Twitter just isn't fun anymore. I try my best to make people laugh. This world has gone to hell. I try to make things better. But goddamn lol my newsfeed is flooded with negativity... I'll not stop trying to make others laugh. I wish others would do this too... Carry on.
January 5th, 2019 I earned my Evel Knievel merit badge. Due to some jackass who ran me off the road while I was on my bike. Shattered left leg from the knee down. Skin and bone infection. 13 surgeries in a year just to save my leg. No problem.
#nothinghaskilledmeyetmotherfucker
I wish a could thank everyone individually for their kind words about my Paw passing away. He didn't suffer, his heart gave out on him. I might not ever meet any of y'all, but I swear you'll have a friend in me for life. I thank you. 🍻 🍻
I want to take some time to thank tons of people on X who have sent me kind words and hilarious comments while I'm going through a rough time in my life. I'm honored to know each and every one of you. I would definitely drink a beer with y'all. Thank you. 🍻🍻
This is what's left of my femur the largest bone in your leg. And this was caused by some person who just wasn't paying attention and pulled out in front of me while I was on my Harley. And yes it's the same leg that got destroyed in 2019.
#payattention
#motorcycles
I'm fucking hyped!! I just received word from my Orthopedic Surgeon saying I can start walking as much as I can tolerate but I have to use my walker, which I was going to do to begin with. I'll be twerking to Slayer again before y'all know it!! 🍻🍻
@ASoftstar
Every day when I wake up is a blessing that many years younger than me died way too soon. Getting old is a privilege that many don't get. I'll never worry about my age. 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻
Is it just me or am I the only one tired of people begging for followers. This isn't a popularity contest. But I'm not here for numbers. I'm here to actually meet people with the same interests, a sick sense of humor and people I could actually chill with.
@SparkyPatriot
Due to 16 years of my past horrid drug abuse. From 1993-2009 All I knew was jail and being homeless. I didn't hate life. I hated me. But on June 9th 3:45 pm 2009 I had enough and quit cold turkey. That day I also started liking myself again. I've been clean ever since.
#CarryOn
I turned 50 years old yesterday and it doesn't bother me at all. I've had family and friends who never got the opportunity to get old. Age is just a number. We'll still do stupid shit, just a lot slower now. 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻
On January 5th 2019 some jackass who was on his cellphone almost hit me head on while I was on my Harley. I ended up with a shattered left leg from the knee down and a double compound fracture of the Tibula and Fibula and 13 surgeries. I spent damn near a year in the hospital.
It takes some help to get me out of my wheelchair only using one leg and one arm, but I can stand up on my right leg for a few minutes on my own. Not bad for a man with a broken leg, broken arm, broken collarbone and a broken neck......
#CarryOn
#iaintdeadyet
I swear. Banks should put more money in their ATM machines. I'm getting really irritated. I went to 10 machines today and all of them said "insufficient funds"
Getting old does not bother me one bit. I should have died years ago due to my past. I've had family and friends die way before their time. So if you see this. Don't stress over that gray hair, or that wrinkle on your face. You've earned it. Getting old is a privilege.
#carryon
Today I prepped my Harley from its winter sleep. I greased the muffler bearings, added some blinker fluid, added some 93 octane premium air to my tires, added some freon to the air conditioner and made sure that my flux capacitor is fluxing. Lucille is almost ready!
🍻🍻
This is my motorcycle helmet. You can see where I face planted the jeep. I remember every second of it. Either this helmet or my hard ass head saved my ass once again. I was wearing one in 2019. This is why I will always wear my brain basket
#CarryOn
#motorcycleaccidentsurvivor
I kicked ass, irony, at physical therapy today. I walked damn near the entire length of the hallway from my room to the front lounge and back. With my best guesstimation is about 10-15 yards. My physical therapist was very impressed. She didn't think I would be able to so soon.
I'll never understand why people get so upset about getting older. I have lost many family and friends who passed away at such a young age. I love all of the grey I have. I love being 51 years old. This is a privilege not a curse. Age is just a number. Enjoy your life.
I officially start rehab next week. Today was just an assessment to see what all is wrong with me. Which is 98% of my body. They asked me what my goals were and I said to be able to ride a Harley again. They said a Harley almost killed you twice! I said third times the charm 🍻
I'm currently in a Wal-Mart parking lot watching some woman who can't remember where she parked. Every time she holds her remote in the air, I honk my horn.
I'm not going to be using my left arm or left leg anytime soon because of the severity of the break so the majority of my physical therapy is learning how to do everything with my right leg. My collarbone & neck is still broken. Thank you all for the kind words and prayers. 🍻🍻
I'm incredibly proud of myself. They let me try to see if I could stand on my busted leg. I did for little over a minute twice!! 2 weeks ago I was a jeep's hood ornament, today I could stand up!!!!
#greatful
If you don't have a sense of humor, don't come on my page with your butt hurt and sensitive ass comments. Laugh or keep scrolling.... We have fun here. 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻
#happymothersday2021
to my Maw Betty. I'm 6'5 260 pounds, she's 5 feet even and a 100 pounds soaking wet and she can still curb stomp me.... Love ya maw!
Everyone 30 years of age and younger: Who the fuck is Neil Young?
Everyone 31-60 years of age: Neil Young is still fucking alive?
Everyone 61 years and older: What the fuck is Spotify?
I've decided to cut back on political posts for a while. Instead I will share some fun word scrambles. Let's see who can figure this one out! No spoilers! Just heart it if you do. Ready?
Kufcojeidebn
I love meeting new people. I don't give a shit what color you are. What shape you're in. Or your political baliefs..... If you can cut up and take a joke. You have my respects... Life is to short for drama. Laugh. Love and just have fun.
#CarryOn
Wait. There's a black national anthem? I wonder if a white national anthem would be racist. 😆 I'm sorry I forgot. Being white alone is racist. Well. Guess what. I'm proud to be white. Just like you should be proud of the color you are. But stop being a fucking hypocrite!
ZZ Top is one of my top 5 favorite bands of all time. Dusty Hill is the soul reason I wanted to play the bass. It took years later to be able to grow out my beard. Rest In Peace.... 🍻 🍻
Another birthday gone and year older. I never thought I'd live to be 52. I swear. Back in the days I'd finish off my birthday in jail. Now I'm at home nursing broken bones and watching a 3 Stooges marathon. With Curly of course. Thank y'all for the B-Day wishes 🍻 🍻