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London, England
Joined May 2011
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@stjohnnyclair
Jonathon
2 months
My entire generation sacrificed two of our best years to save the country from a disease that we were largely unaffected by and *this* is what you offer in return. You speak of national unity but have no notion of what that actually means.
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Rt. Hon Ben Wallace
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@BazCummings @MJtweetings heaven forbid young people are made to do something……
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2 years
Excuse the mess
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Jonathon
4 years
Me looking at Tier 1
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Jonathon
2 years
Ruined 🏺
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Jonathon
2 years
I would like to leave this immersive production of The Thick of It please
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Jonathon
1 year
Today me and my friends are playing our version of Jet Lag 🚇 Four teams are competing to claim as many Tube Stations as they can over 8 hours.
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Jonathon
2 years
Un-tile we meet again Lisbon
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2 years
You can’t tell, but I’m very warm
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2 years
Dripping, and not in a good way
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Jonathon
3 years
I have an unhealthy relationship with house plants
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Jonathon
2 years
Going down
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Jonathon
3 years
11 million bricks and one tool
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4 years
Stripes!
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Jonathon
3 years
Making the most of cosy jumper season
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Jonathon
3 years
Staying in London for Christmas be like:
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Jonathon
2 years
Real friends photobomb your thirst traps
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Jonathon
3 years
There’s room for one more in this jumper
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Jonathon
1 year
Howdy
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@stjohnnyclair
Jonathon
3 years
A weekend was had
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Jonathon
2 years
CASTLE CASTLE CASTLE
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Jonathon
2 years
Safe to say, this 22 year old bag from the Millennium Dome that my mum found in the garden is in pretty good nick given it’s 100% degradable…
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Jonathon
3 years
I just want a haircut and a cuddle tbh
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Jonathon
2 years
This is a very tiny mirror for someone with such a big head
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@stjohnnyclair
Jonathon
3 years
Hello from my face to yours
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@stjohnnyclair
Jonathon
3 years
Was attacked by a lawnmower and lost
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Jonathon
3 years
Feelin summery
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@stjohnnyclair
Jonathon
4 years
No boyfriend under the tree but Socks is trying his best
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@stjohnnyclair
Jonathon
3 years
Just escaping London for the first time in over six months 🚗
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Jonathon
2 years
Hi from the Highlands
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Jonathon
3 years
Who wore it best?
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Jonathon
3 years
I kissed a boy and it was good
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Jonathon
3 years
I mean sometimes it’s just great isn’t it
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Jonathon
1 year
There are four teams, 300 challenges and 280 stations To claim a station, teams must compete a challenge in the geographic area assigned to it
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Jonathon
2 years
Decided against a tofu joke because it’s tasteless
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Jonathon
2 years
Hi 🌸
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Jonathon
2 years
This shot was shortly followed by a thud
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Jonathon
3 years
Oh hay there
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Jonathon
3 months
Usual Sunday service - the North Downs Way! This time from Gomshall to Dorking, with great views of the Surrey Hills keeping me company for the day
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Jonathon
4 years
Dead inside
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Jonathon
2 years
Excited to see some trams 🚃
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Jonathon
3 years
✨manifesting✨ a haircut
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Jonathon
3 years
Lordy Kristen Stewart is good
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Jonathon
1 year
Felt cute, might delete later
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Jonathon
3 years
I’m unconvinced
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Jonathon
4 years
The real question is - what will G-A-Y do next?
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Jonathon
1 year
We’re almost half way through the day and things are close!
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Jonathon
3 years
Thanks science!
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Jonathon
2 years
Hoops out for Hoopla
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@stjohnnyclair
Jonathon
2 years
Well that was fun
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2 years
🏺🍃🏺
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Jonathon
3 years
It’s Valentine’s Day which means it’s 8 years since I came out to someone for the first time😱🏳️‍🌈
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Jonathon
4 years
Is it true your mum only has one oven?
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Jonathon
2 years
Starting 2023 right:
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Jonathon
4 months
Sitting in a pub at 8:30 on a Saturday evening and an elderly local resident has just walked in to complain about the noise. The pub was built in 1792.
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Jonathon
3 years
Well sadly Grindr still works
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Jonathon
1 year
A celebratory pint
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Jonathon
1 year
Less than two hours to go now!
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Jonathon
1 year
Harder challenges earn you power up points (that you can use to steal stations from other teams)
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@stjohnnyclair
Jonathon
3 years
Boris: throws small child off Big Ben Con: 35 (-2)
@BritainElects
Britain Elects
3 years
Westminster voting intention: LAB: 41% (+1) CON: 37% (-2) LDEM: 6% (-) GRN: 4% (-) via @OpiniumResearch , 14 - 15 Jan Chgs. w/ 07 Jan
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Jonathon
21 days
Just finished @PParkerWriting ’s Some Men in London. Almost certainly going to be my book of the year - at turns side-splittingly funny and heartbreaking, it’s one of the most illuminating queer histories I’ve read. Highly recommend
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Jonathon
1 year
Okay final final post. Thanks to @wendoverpro @adamhchase @thewheatgerm for the inspiration 🚇
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Jonathon
2 years
You think they’d have finished it by now
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Jonathon
2 years
Is Kwasi Kwarteng the first person in history with a PhD in a currency crisis to cause a currency crisis?
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Jonathon
2 years
Having a gay old time with my loves 🏳️‍🌈💕
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Jonathon
2 years
Life is good
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Jonathon
2 years
My £9k a year archaeology degree meant that I knew today’s Wordle so at least it wasn’t a complete waste of money
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Jonathon
3 years
CASTLE
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Jonathon
3 years
Getting a boy to text you back
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ESPN
3 years
Name something that 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 an Olympic sport, but 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙨 like an Olympic sport 🤔
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Jonathon
3 years
Shut the front door. I just bought a book in an actual book shop
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Jonathon
1 year
ParliOUT exists to support and advocate for LGBT+ staff working at Parliament - we’re there because we’re queer and work hard to improve inclusion and promote LGBT+ causes in our workplace. Pride is where we belong.
@lgsmigrants
Lesbians and Gays Support the Migrants
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@MetLGBTNetwork @metpoliceuk Then there's @UKParliament @ParliOUT who want to put trans kids in danger, punish protestors, and put migrants at risk — again, why are you here? 🤢🤢 (🧵 3/6)
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Jonathon
3 years
I bloody love this city
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Jonathon
2 years
A very autumnal Sunday
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Jonathon
3 years
What a glorious day (my feet hurt)
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2 years
Sundays
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Jonathon
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When the West Midlands Mayoral race goes to a recount but you have a Jedward gig at 7:
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Jonathon
1 year
Hanging in the Louvre
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Jonathon
3 years
My 2021 in books! What with one thing and another I didn’t read so much this year but highlights are: Drive Your Plow by Olga Tokarczuk Hamnet by Maggie O’Farrell & At Twelve Mr Byng was Shot by Dudley Pope
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Jonathon
3 years
I climbed a hill and saw a Glory (insert joke here)
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4 years
Dreaming of a time when my commute was more than moving from my bed to my desk
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3 years
Sign of the times
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3 years
I just want someone to go on holiday with tbh
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Jonathon
3 years
Does anyone on Hinge actually want to go on a date or is it all just a conspiracy
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Jonathon
2 years
Dating is genuinely shit
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Jonathon
1 year
Beunas Madrid
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Jonathon
2 years
I definitely saw Uncharted for the plot The plot:
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Jonathon
3 years
Sunday’s are for walks! Tracking the River Fleet had an inauspicious start as Tideway have blocked off the storm drain that marks its mouth
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Jonathon
1 year
And more!
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1 year
Actually I lied
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1 year
Some more highlights
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1 year
Hitting the summits of Cadair Idris, Mynydd Moel and Craig Lywyd. My legs hurt
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1 year
And finally
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Jonathon
2 years
Morning
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4 years
My 2020 in books! Highlights include The Mirror and the Light and Wuthering Heights. Fingers crossed I have less time for reading next year
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