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@stfutanish

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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Good night
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ZaZa (catfish)
2 years
If you remember this tree…you had a great childhood
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
I belong to the 1% of population who didn’t watch Pathaan
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ZaZa (catfish)
4 months
I just said Taylor Swift is overrated af and look at this 😭
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ZaZa (catfish)
3 months
Gujaratis so annoying fr
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ZaZa (catfish)
2 years
My English vocabulary when I’m talking to my myself 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Nah bro you just didn’t 😭😭😭
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ZaZa (catfish)
4 months
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
When I used my fingers to wear the school shoes
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Only OGs remember him
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
One Direction Fans way better than BTS army
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
The last time people were actually excited to see me:
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Arey Ameer log-
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ZaZa (catfish)
11 months
Meet my passenger princess 🥰
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Good morning
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
The answer to everything
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Behen tu THICK nahi hai..Tu MOTI hai
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Today at Lalbaug ❤️
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
I’m this year old
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Saccha pyar tinder pe nahi twitter pe milta hai
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Idk why girls don’t make the first move? Like bro u have a 96% success rate
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Bro how to comfort a person who’s crying? 😭😭😭
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ZaZa (catfish)
2 years
She’s-
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Can’t wait to say “bhenchod” to every bad driver when I’ll be legal to drive.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Su*cide doesn’t seem like a bad option now
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ZaZa (catfish)
2 years
@pachtaogaybro Attention ke liye kuch bhi karegi ye
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ZaZa (catfish)
3 months
😭
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
2005 kids gonna be 18 this year 😭😭😭. Shitz serious
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ZaZa (catfish)
2 years
“These 12th std jobless ppl tweeting about boards” 12th meh Kya Majdoori kare kya Bc
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
What are vape kids so proud about?
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Arranged marriage can be so scary…what if usko Maggie nahi pasand???
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ZaZa (catfish)
2 years
Jabse padhai important hui hai, tab se padhna chod Diya Maine.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Only date to marry.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
College taught me a lot of things specially how people change colours even if u do everything for them
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ZaZa (catfish)
2 years
So after boards no more “Kal se padhunga”???
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Padhle bhai tere parents toh Chill bhi nahi hai
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Therapy is nice but Oversharing on twitter is a lot faster and cheaper
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
MILF (memories I’d like to forget)
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
It’s 1am and mf texts me this😭😭😭
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ZaZa (catfish)
2 years
The older you grow, the more you understand her.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
My dms are indeed the dryest place in India
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Mom and dad should’ve probably just slept that night.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
I still haven’t watched Stranger things and I won’t ever 🤡
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Yes I want someone to hug me but I also hate people touching me. Yes we exist
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
I don’t like this “boards ke baad” phase
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
“It’s okay to have bad days” well I have bad years and this is the 3rd bad year
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
If you remember them then we can be friends
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Ashwat nandagawali
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If you remember him then we can be friends
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
@johnwaterscunt Bro he is Thomas Shelby. They didn’t have phones back then
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
I lie to my parents for their own good.
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ZaZa (catfish)
2 months
Hardest pic of the year
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Croatia 🇭🇷 (2)
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Deep down I want another LOCKDOWN
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Good morning
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Need someone with whom I can watch HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
@aakr0sh Black head remover
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ZaZa (catfish)
4 months
@vidhikagyaan I can do way better. But the fact that I’m having- Right now
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Mf said study everything. Everything is important
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
She can’t even name 5 movies of Christopher Nolan and Oppenheimer dekhne jaana hai.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Well a W day
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ZaZa (catfish)
2 years
Great concert today @Imaginedragons
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
What if I lose interest after getting married?
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Being single in a relationship hits different
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
People who use Dark Mode on every app are the most dangerous mfs.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Are you a “Teko” “Tereko” or “Tujhe” person?
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Got to ride a Ferrari today. A short ride but worth it
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Remember this place?
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ZaZa (catfish)
2 years
Y’all downloaded twitter to get a soulmate. I downloaded twitter to make friends . We ain’t the same
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
World would be a better place if girls made the first move.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
No one, absolutely no one That one annoying guy in school:
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Don’t commit su*cide, I tried that and almost died. I repeat don’t.
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ZaZa (catfish)
4 months
night dosa cravings
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
To all my followers: Please pray for my eco paper to go well. Your efforts will be appreciated.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Bro relax 😭😭😭
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Am I the most disciplined person here? I don’t drink, smoke, vape no bad habits at all.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Cheese cake tops every desert
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ZaZa (catfish)
4 months
19? Yep
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ZaZa (catfish)
8 months
@m4g1cmasala Girls like her exist and ppl expect me not to be misogynistic.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Good morning
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Sorry but this tops everything
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Me and who?
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
“I haven’t started studying yet” prolly the most comforting words to hear from other students.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Ever love a subject but the Teacher ruins it for you? 🫠🫠🫠
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
It’s 6am and I’m eating noodles in the local train. (Everyone is watching me)
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Losing fake and toxic people is always a Win
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Who hurt you bro? General category bro
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Well got 79% 🙂🙂🙂
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
That urge to say “Bc” after every sentence
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Well hello sweetie
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
To all the people who have never smoked/vaped. Y’all deserve the world. Stay away from all this.
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Don’t ask me for relationship advice bro. I support breakups
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ZaZa (catfish)
2 years
The 12th std student urge to jump in front of the moving car
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Y’all getting handwritten letters? I don’t even get replied back
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Bina “Bh*nchod” bole conversation kaise karte hai?
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Should’ve paid attention during physics in school
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Tbh my mom deserved a better child
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
In a world full of “liked your story” find yourself a “replied to your story”
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
🤫
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
“Maan meri Jaan” sunne wale block karde mujhe
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Buy a S23 they said
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ZaZa (catfish)
2 years
After boards..I ain’t touching grass for a few days atleast. Just sleep at home all day long
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ZaZa (catfish)
1 year
Su*cide Squad
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