Voted most likely to steal your girlfriend while redecorating your home. Queer & Disabled (she/her) โฟ๐ฆ Business Contact: stevie.boebi
@thecornerlondon
.com
As a lesbian, Iโm used to strangers assuming that my wife is my sister. Which is why, this pride month Iโm so excited to be partnering with 23andMe
I canโt believe I sold all of my belongings and left my dream house in Los Angeles to travel Europe in 2020 and now for six months Iโll be stuck in Blackpool, England
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We celebrate Pride because of a black, bisexual trans woman, who was a sex worker, Marsha P. Johnson. She threw a brick at a cop and started a riot against the cops.
Pride is the anniversary of a riot.
Don't forget.
I just got my full medical record for the past two years and this is what it says:
โForm of Birth Control: LGBTQโ
Ah yes. The classic birth control of being lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer.
There is a lesbian couple on tiktok who thinks they might be half sisters and theyโre taking DNA tests to find out and theyโre worried if they kiss on the day of the saliva test itโll mess up the results and I cannot believe this app is free
LGBTQ+ people during pride month 2019: ๐โจLove is Loveโจ๐
LGBTQ+ people during pride month 2020: FUCK SYSTEMIC RACISM, FUCK THE POLICE AND FUCK JK ROWLING!!!!!!!!!
One of the first boys I slept with as a teenager told me that girls could only have an orgasm if a boy gave them one. I believed him.
When I started masturbating at 19 I thought 'if we can just do this ourselves WHY DO WE EVEN DATE BOYS'
I'm gay now.
Growing up I was self conscious about having big, veiny hands. Now, "your hands are so sexyyy" is the most common compliment I get.
I LOVE BEING GAY AND I LOVE MY BIG GAY HANDS
My first two crushes on girls in my life were Maid Marian and Kim Possible
AND THEY WERE STRAIGHT
Let us have gay cartoons. Itโs not gonna make straight kids gay but it might make them stop bullying the ones who might be.
Not having sex with a woman after a date does not make the date a waste of time. You got lucky enough to be in her ethereal presence you swine. Stop making women feel bad for not fucking you and maybe they'll want to.
Who gives a shit if fat people are healthy!
Iโm thin. And Iโm also โunhealthyโ as fuck, eat whatever I want, never workout and I have to CONVINCE PEOPLE I HAVE A DISABILITY AS THEY ASK ME FOR DIETING & WORK OUT TIPS
Stop pretending you care about the health of fat people
A Jesus lady came to my door and my housekeeper answered and said to her 'this is a den of sin please do not disturb' and I just fell in love w her bye
Just saw
#blackpanther
in the middle of Montana in a theatre full of white people and I was a little worried until they all gave it a standing ovation at the end IT WAS SO WONDERFUL I CRIED
Y'all keep asking me if lesbians have to pee after sex and the answer is YES
Gayness saves you from lots of things but UTIs is not one of them thank you for coming to my ted talk
If someone shares sexy photos of you without your consent that is not only disgusting and illegal, it is NOT YOUR FAULT.
You are beautiful and deserve to enjoy your sexuality and body. Anyone that takes that away from you is trash and a criminal.
I brought my ex with my to get an echocardiogram, and Iโm topless with goo on me
Me to nurse: So is that proof I have a heart?
Nurse: *laughs* yes.
Me to my ex: I told you.
Just watched 2 bar managers deny accessibility to a disabled person and the bouncer said "If you're disabled you shouldn't come to pride."
Supposedly
@FlamingSaddles
is the
#1
gay bar in LA.
If we aren't making pride inclusive to our queer disabled people wtf are we even doing?
When I was 15 my History teacher told me I was doing a very good job concentrating in school and not being distracted by boys and I took it as such a compliment but hahahahah surprise I'm gay Mrs. Miller
As a homeless teen I got a full ride scholarship bc of good test scores. I didnโt get disability accommodations, bc I had no idea they existed.
I lost my scholarship bc my addict, abuser mother wouldnโt release her income info to prove she wasnโt wealthy
#CollegeCheatingScandal
So many Christians in my comments preaching to me about how being gay is a sin. Iโm just over here being hot and loving pussy and you canโt stop me. ๐
My first date with a stranger to Paris:
Sheโs so sweet & pretty and we saw the Eiffel Tower and we ate a fancy dinner with snails at 2am in front of the Arc De Triomphe and had breakfast in bed with a blacony view and sheโs coming to visit me in LA . Take risks, kids ๐
Iโve had this dream of going to Paris on a first date with someone Iโve never met before...aaaaaaand I just booked the tickets.
Hope I donโt die! Wish me luck!
I'm having cervical cancer cells removed in surgery on Friday but when my friends asked me what surgery I'm having I told them all I'm having a boob job and every single one of them clapped and said 'yay'
Get you some supportive friends holy shit they rock
This coming out video is the most vulnerable, heart-harming, real display of a lifetime of absolute gay panic Iโve ever seen and Iโm so so so moved today. Welcome to the other side,
@danielhowell
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(Tw: suicide)
I am a queer youtuber. My LGBT sex Ed videos are all demonetized. I don't talk about suicide bc my dad died of it when I was ten. All my love to those who are having a hard time this week.
If you are contemplating suicide call The Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
me: im not looking to date anyone right now I'm concentrating on self care and my career and I think building a relationship distracts from that so I want to just hold off for a little while and
a musician: hi.
me: *removes clothes*
Corona is the first major beer brand to roll out 100% plastic free six pack rings. If they end up in our oceans they will break down into organic materials!
Lesbians are not exempt from STI testing. Being a lesbian doesnโt cast a protection spell on your genitals.
We are less likely to contract HIV but we are five times more likely to get chlamydia.
Get tested. Know your status. Know what a fluid exchange is. STOP SPREADING LIES.
Dear high school kids that follow me:
If your teachers/parents/principals threaten to punish you for protesting DO IT THE FUCK ANYWAY
I believe in you and your right to stand up for what you believe in, and you can too. ๐
@SplashyStackss
11 is the average age kids see porn for the first time. In addition to knowing what SEX is, SEXUALITY is completely different. Teaching children about tolerance and that people are different from each other and thatโs okay? How is there an age too young for that?
them: we canโt cast actors that are wheelchair users bc thereโs one scene where they walk
Me: loooooooots of wheelchair users can walk.
them: wow thank you for telling me that I-
Also me: THEY GAVE NATALIE PORTMAN WHOLE ASS CGI BALLERINA LEGS IN BLACK SWAN GTFO
Listen, if youtube is gonna demonetize every single Sex ed video, they need to demonetize all these Jesus vloggers that brag about saving themselves for marriage just sayin make it even
Me 2010-2017: hello hospital(s) I think Iโm having a heart attack something is wrong with my heart.
Doctor: no youโre fine youโre too young, stop drinking alcohol and hereโs some antidepressants pay $9876.78
Me 2019: diagnosed with a three heart conditions ๐
#DoctorsAreDickheads
If I see one more "your mom deserves flowers for mother's day" ads I'm gonna lose it.
Lots of abusive mothers don't deserve fucking SHIT!!!
If your mom sucks, I see you bb ๐
When someone says 'I'm fine with gays but why do you have to talk about it all the time' I wanna scream "YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY IS BEING OBSESSED WITH DISNEY STFU, COURTNEY"
On my recent trip to England I learned that when British people say โHi! You alright?โ They ARE NOT ACTUALLY ASKING HOW YOU ARE and Iโm still mad that theyโve been lying to me tbh
A vegan on tinder just unmatched me because she implied she was better than me and I said 'vegans aren't better than non vegans, they just have different priorities'
*crickets*
Iโve had this dream of going to Paris on a first date with someone Iโve never met before...aaaaaaand I just booked the tickets.
Hope I donโt die! Wish me luck!
a human woman: haha yeah I've never had a boyfriend bc I'm too busy playing hockey all the time but someday I'll download tinder or something also my *air quotes* girl crush is gal gadot lolll
my brain:
I love everything about being a
l e s b i a n
I LoVE the way it sounds the way it looks the way it FEELS when I say it I love love love love love being a lesbian
Iโm not mad, this is hilarious. Itโs better than that one time my medical record said โabstinentโ instead of โhas lots and lots of sex with people with vulvasโ
Teenagers have always been powerful and inspiring. But now they have the technology and power to organize and empower each other in spite of all the condescending comments from older generations.
The first time I saw a
#NationalComingOutDay
video, I considered making one myself. It took me another 5 years to fully come out to myself, and then publicly.
If youโre not ready, itโs ok. Weโll all be waiting here to congratulate you when you do, and support you until then.
I don't remember this but I couldn't figure out my hospital gown so I took it off and was topless and screamed 'I'm not modest. And you're welcome' to everyone in the recovery room.