Writer of massive stories about Massive subjects. 2022 regional Emmy Award winner. NEW BOOK "A Massive Collection Vol 2" is now available on Amazon and B&N!
GOOD NEWS! My new
#Crew96
book "A Massive Collection, Volume 2" is now available in both hardcover and paperback on Amazon and Barnes & Noble!
Thanks to all who participated in the early release through Nordecke for Randy. Now it's available to all!
Only the THIRD TIME
#Crew96
have EVER fallen behind 2-0 on the road and WON the game. MASSIVE.
10/11/14: 3-2 at PHI. (
#MagicPoopies
)
7/9/22: 3-2 at CHI. (Cucho's debut)
12/2/23: 3-2 at CIN. (Eastern Conference Final)
#HellisReal
#AllForCincy
#CINvCLB
This video of Wilfried Nancy dancing is everything. The fun regular season, the goalfests vs ATL, the hard-fought road win at ORL, wrecking Cincy’s soul with that epic comeback, and dethroning the glamorous champs at a packed LDC… all just a build-up to THIS moment.
#Crew96
On the drive home to Cleveland noticed many ODOT signs up here advising drivers: “Be a champ. Buckle up your crew.”
1. That is surely the fastest ODOT project completion ever.
2. Please tell me these signs are all over the Ohio part of Cincinnati too.
#Crew96
On behalf of everyone and anyone directly or indirectly associated with
#Crew96
, I'd like to apologize to
#AllForCincy
for taking two years to even up stars and spoons. We were totally in sync in 2020, then after your third spoon, we were a little lax in getting our third star.
Now that we're officially rid of him, can we please ALL agree never to use Precourt's superfluous and pretentiously over-enforced "SC" ever again? We are saving THE CREW. The COLUMBUS Crew. OUR Crew. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
#SaveTheCrew
BREAKING: According to my sources,
#Crew96
fans attempted to relocate the Crew to Austin just so they could start
#SaveTheCrew
and make Anthony Precourt look bad. There is concern these same people will try to relocate Austin FC this weekend as a pretext to start
#SaveTheVerde
.
Remembering that I've seen Lamar Hunt personally walking around the stadium with a broom and dustpan making sure the stadium was that much more perfect before gates opened. The man was concerned about, like, a wayward gum wrapper detracting from the fan experience.
#SaveTheCrew
NEW POST: "The De-Brand Debacle: It's Time to Re-Respect Our Roots."
More thoughts on this week's calamitous
#Crew96
re-brand and where we need to go from here.
#WeAreTheCrew
I get that teams make unpopular moves within a larger plan, and in soccer, players have a large say in moves of this magnitude, but this is a stunner. 2023
#Crew96
has been among the most fun and exciting teams in club history. Next move needs to be swift and successful.
Congratulations to Columbus for being the only non-TB/non-LA city to win one of the five titles for the 2020 season. Lightning/Buccaneers, Lakers/Dodgers,
#Crew96
.
Between the rally, the tifo, the ticket sales, the billboards, the investigating, the outreach, the app, the documentary, and countless other efforts, big and small, I think this much is clear about
#SaveTheCrew
:
Massive isn't passive.
@mislboy
@SteamboatUSA
I think the point is people aren't doing what they're supposed to do, so they're ruining it for everyone. And the people who are going to be most aggrieved about it are going to be the ones who caused it to get worse in the first place.
Five minutes of stoppage time announced. Then ball went out for potential handball review at 89:03. Play resumed at 92:16. So that’s a 3m13s delay. Zawadzki scored 2m47s after the originally announced stoppage time expired. No legit time complaint to be had.
#Crew96
They took the wrong part out of the name. For a city so self-conscious about being Columbus (Ohio) our soccer team gear is now going to appear to random non-soccer people as Columbus South Carolina.
#Crew96
NEW POST: "Brian McBride, Columbus, and the Crew."
Recently caught up with
#Crew96
#CrewSC
legend
@BMcBride20
to talk about his time in Columbus with the Crew and his love for the city.
#SaveTheCrew
I seriously don't know what to say or do. Tonight is surreal in both happy and wistful ways. But mostly tearfully happy ways. Thank you
#Crew96
players, coaches, staff, ownership, and fans for this incredible moment of joy in a difficult 2020. 🖤💛
#To96ther
🖤💛
So excited for
#HellisReal
conference final. All pressure is on Cincy. Shield winners playing at home against their biggest rival. They are supposed to win.
#Crew96
are supposed to lose. Cincy either takes care of business or is utterly wrecked in ways that will hurt for years.
#AllForCincy
#Crew96
Instead of focusing on superfluous details like pizza vs. burger, or who exactly removed Miazga, or even valid yet entirely separate stadium security issues for referees, let's make this nice and simple:
My favorite thing about this tweet is Cincy fans replying that their team is better and Tom making a few game attempts at reminding people that "most watchable" does not equal "best"... then Cincy fans whining some more that their team is better. Hell is rent-free.
#Crew96
"We're going to be the Columbus Crew and we're going to be the Columbus Crew forever." --
@DrPeteEdwards1
, via club's media materials.
To all of
#Crew96
ownership and management, thank you for hearing us and being so responsive. 🖤💛
#Crew96
could announce they’ve signed Blarpongo Zangywoomba from the Antarctic first division’s Ice Floe Emperors FC and my initial thought would be “Whoever that is, I’m sure Bez is killing it.”
Hey
@Browns
, just a bar full of Cleveland
#Crew96
fans (
@TheCrewland
) singing about glory to Columbus and chanting gratitude to Browns ownership for their role in
#SavedTheCrew
. Thank you to *everyone* w/
@Browns
for all that you've done for Ohio's soccer club. 🖤💛
Tonight,
#Crew96
are going to set a record I can't imagine ever being broken....
Three consecutive MLS matches played in three different first-year soccer-specific stadiums.
The only people more upset about this than Chicago fans are Cincy fans because now they'll have to go yell at
@tombogert
some more for saying
#Crew96
are most watchable team in MLS.
#HellisRentFree
NEW POST:
#SavedTheCrew
Reaction: Michael Parkhurst"
Former
#Crew96
captain
@MFparkhurst
chats about what it's like to be an MLS Cup champion, plus the Crew being saved. Two stories with happy endings after lots of heartache.
This losing
#Crew96
season would be disappointing if it weren't for the fact that its mere existence was based on the most Massive win of all. Onward and upward.
NEW POST: "Growing the Legend: Celebrating a Massive
#SaveTheCrew
Milestone."
Here's 5k words about celebrating the monumental events of last Friday resulting from the persistence of the grassroots
#SaveTheCrew
movement.
#Crew96
#CrewSC
#SaveDTheCrew
Wow...
@JasonIsbell
playing Mark Knopfler on Ed King's guitar is every bit as incredible as the three ingredients would suggest. For proof, check out this Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit cover of "Brothers in Arms" by Dire Straits.
Hey
@ColumbusCrewSC
&
@fccincinnati
: Congrats for both teams getting it right for both games in 2019-- yellow vs. blue. Can you both please promise to do it this way forever?
#HellisReal
is too important for alt unis. Love both teams proudly displaying their colors.
#CINvCLB
Columbus was the only city to meet the original season ticket deposit requirements, so giving
#Crew96
someone to play was the reason the other nine original teams were invented. Now Columbus has invented Broccoli FC and the Kentucky Flappy Knife Lions.
Don Garber on FS1 mentioned
#FCCincy
rivalry with
#Crew96
as a reason Cincinnati earned an expansion. Also mentioned his top priority: a downtown stadium.
"I’m not gonna lie. It was a relief. Everybody here, all of you guys, the players, the city, all welcomed me back. It’s nice to see and I’m just glad I could help do this for the city of Columbus." -
@JustinMeram
on a game-winning goal for his first goal back w/
#Crew96
#CrewSC
.
NEW POST: "Thank You, Sigi."
Just took one pass at this. I hope it adds a worthwhile drop to the ocean of gratitude in remembrance of Sigi.
#ThankYouSigi
#RIPSigi
#Crew96
#CrewSC
PSV lobbyist Richard Suttle on press release put out by Pool, Houston, Alter, Troxclair: "If we have to wait for months to see if McKalla is going to work or not, then I think we have no other option but to look at other cities." Story coming.
#MLS2ATX
#SaveTheCrew
I mean, mentally, I knew this, but still hadn’t fully processed it, and to see it on the screen at FS1 made it seem a little more real.
Last 3 MLS games:
Cucho: 4 goals
Lucas: 1 goal, 5 assists
Goodness gracious.
#Crew96
NEW POST: "
#SavedTheCrew
Reaction: Josh Williams"
CURRENT PLAYER ALERT! Keep your heartswarm this frigid weekend by reading the lengthy conversation I had with
@josh3williams
regarding
#Crew96
being saved. He shared lots of terrific insights.
Unquestionably the greatest screw-over in early MLS.
#Crew96
history would not be the same without this fiasco resulting in dominant soccerball player
@ChadMarshall14
being gifted to Columbus at
#2
overall and winning three Shields and an MLS Cup.
On this date 20 years ago, MLS forced
#FCDallas
to trade the
#1
pick so DC could draft Freddy Adu.
Publically
#DTID
agreed but privately they were righteously pissed. They planned to take Chad Marshall 1st overall.
Yes, 3x MLS Defender of the Year, 4x MLS Best XI Marshall.
Largely been off twitter for three days. Check it now, and suddenly
#SaveTheCrew
is publishing stadium porn. After looking it over, stadium porn that accommodates my long dreamed of Crewseum is the best kind of stadium porn.
Tonight, Save The Crew unveiled our own vision for a stadium in downtown Columbus in order to show what's truly possible for a future home of our team. Learn more and download our complete stadium plan here:
J90+4 and J9Seconds are two
#Crew96
goals that will live forever. Thanks for those and so many other great Black & Gold memories, on and off the field. Best of luck in Atlanta.
#CrewFamily
NEW POST: "
#SavedTheCrew
Reaction: Kyle Martino."
@kylemartino
, the Crew's first round draft pick in 2002 (and Rookie of the Year and Lamar Hunt U.S . Open Cup champion that year), picked up the phone for a quick chat about
#Crew96
being saved.
Hey
@AleMorenoESPN
... are you still good at getting kicked and falling down? Especially, say, 18.1 to 25 yards from goal? If so, there may be a lucrative comeback opportunity for you back home with
#Crew96
. Hit up
@tbez10
ASAP. Let's do this.
#DoWhatYouDo
Nowhere near the best thing that happened in my life today.
Only because it was *today.* 🤵👰
@InitiallyNdlpt
and I appreciate this thoughtful wedding gift from the Edwards and Haslam families. Thank you
@ColumbusCrewSC
and
@Browns
!
I think what makes it especially hard is that, fair or not, realistic or not, even if the next move is both swift and successful, anything short of another star above the crest will carry the burden of being one of the biggest what-ifs in
#Crew96
history.
#Crew96
are first Ohio team to clinch league title on Ohio soil since 1964 Cleveland
#Browns
. Since then, 75, 76, 99 Reds, 08 Crew, 16 Cavs clinched on road. 72 A's, 15 & 18 Warriors, 15 Timbers, 16 Cubs all clinched in Ohio vs Ohio teams. 01 Quakes won on Ohio soil too.
By the way, I wish I had the mental focus and toughness of a professional athlete. This
#Crew96
#CrewSC
team has already delivered so many magical moments in the face of the soul-crushing chaos swirling around the club. Thanks, guys. Win it all.
#ForColumbus
There was no doubt in my mind that Ramirez was going to score in this game once he saw the field. But man, that play by Aidan Morris to win back the ball and create that goal was vintage big-game Morris.
#Crew96
Maybe it's because I don't get to experience
#Crew96
games often over the last few years so all the feels, but just looking out at this loud crowd in this stadium on a random Wednesday night in Columbus...it's everything a much younger me ever could have hoped for in my dreams.
Our Black & Gold Family is Special 🖤💛
Tonight’s match against LA Galaxy is officially sold-out, making it our fourth consecutive MLS sellout.
#Crew96
|
#CLBvLA
I am encouraged by and appreciative of the swiftness with which this meeting occurred. "This week" equaled Monday when it could have been as late as Friday. That's responsiveness.
#Crew96
We are unbelievably excited to report that we had a very heartfelt and productive discussion with the Crew ownership and front office this afternoon. You're voices have been heard.
#WeAreTheCrew
Lost in all the historic goal hoopla was the fact that Alexandru Matan joined Ansil Elcock (4/18/98), Robert Warzycha (8/18/99), Dante Washington (6/24/00), and Federico Higuain (9/23/17) by recording the fifth regular season assist hat trick in
#Crew96
history.
It’s been a couple hours of a feed that is almost entirely grief-scrolling and I still can’t wrap my head around this Grant Wahl news. Such a tragedy on a human level and an enormous loss for the U.S. soccer community.
I like that tweets containing the words "PSV statement" no longer have any meaning or impact on my life anymore. I scrolled right past one without even pausing and it just kinda hit me all over again how awesome it is that we
#SavedTheCrew
.
I don't even know what the hell just happened. How is Lucas Zelarayan even real? No mortal human could single-footedly turn that game into a win.
#Crew96