*Updated pinned post*
Raffle tickets still available to support the 3 marathons I’m running, raising funds for fab cancer charity
@LymphomaAction
Tickets £2 each which I will send out directly. Lots of new & fab prizes. Pay via link -
@postgrad_barty
I once agreed to meet a lady in a pub for a date - I arrived and she was sat with her 6 kids. I bought them all a drink and politely left shortly after 😬😁
@johnb72_
The German girl’s page - for crying at the footy - is up to £19,000.
I’m running multiple marathons for a cancer charity and I’m on £600. Feel free to drop in and leave a pound, and retweet too.
Thanks 🙂
@Joel_Hughes
The online abuse was awful. The attempt to put that right is to be applauded.
The German girl has got £11,000 so far.
I’m running multiple marathons and trying hard to raise a few quid for a cancer charity that helps people all over the UK and does brilliant work. I’m on £400.
4:06. Decent effort. About to go knee deep in dirty burgers and a bath full of Guinness.
No PB - but second fastest marathon and 31 mins quicker than last year.
🏅☺️
My two little ones have sports day tomorrow. Their Mum has apparently told them to just have fun. Obviously I’ve bought them both a Garmin, given them a long chat about pace & speed and we’ve spent 3 hours doing timed shuttle runs in the hallway. 😉😁
@Sjopinion10
That’s his entire game - receive ball, trap it, take a touch, move forward, feel a defender behind, fall over, clutch leg, scream, get free kick, stand up, adjust hair band. Repeat.
Ran past a lady today. I was on mile 10, tired but feeling pleased. “Good boy” she said, as I went past. “Thank you” I replied, the boost giving me a touch of extra pace. “I was talking to the dog” said the lady. “Woof” said the dog. 4 more miles, embarrassed, smiling 😁😁🏃♂️
6 years ago today I ran my first ever race. York 10k. It felt like a huge achievement and I genuinely felt that 6.2 miles was my absolute limit, physically and mentally. I’m Currently training for my 7th marathon. “Don’t limit your challenges, challenge your limits” 🙂
London Marathon 16 week training plan complete.
64 runs.
395 miles.
48,713 calories.
See you all on Sunday for the lap of honour 🙂
Good luck everyone.
@LondonMarathon
Right. I’ve not had a holiday for 13 years. So I’m booking a 5 day trip to Lanzarote on my own in December to run the marathon and recover on the beach sipping cocktails 🏝️ 🏃♂️ ☀️ ✈️ 😁
Right. That’s 5 weeks of no running, 2 stone put on thanks to Pringles, cheesecake and chocolate - now it’s time to get marathon fit again 🏃♂️
@UKRunChat
😁
#londonmarathon
Done.
Amazing performance by the spectators, the volunteers and my nipple plasters who all put in a great shift.
And well done to all you runners too, you’ve been fab 🙂
@BlueInkRevenge
She’s up to £25,000 now.
I’m working hard to run multiple marathons for a fab cancer charity. I’ve just hit £1000.
People can donate from £1 and do so anonymously if preferred. It’s quick & safe. Retweets also appreciated 🙂
Thanks.
@LymphomaAction
Second fastest person in the world to run a marathon as a three dimensional plant. The ONLY person in the world to run a marathon as a Yorkshire Rose. 😁
Instead of feeling grumpy on my 6th consecutive Valentine’s Day alone, this year I’m going to approach random couples dining together and shout “who the hell is he ?!” at them.
@idlewildgirl
14 - “I know it’s pissing down love but grab your coat, we can go for a walk to Greggs for a steak bake and a vanilla slice. It will be romantic” 😆
@LUFC
Great win, should have won by more. A good night for Leeds with the only negative being Paul Robinson talking absolute garbage for 90 mins. Big thanks to Villa and Brighton too ! 😁
@ChrisFoster88
@MartinVonHaller
I would like to:
1. Treat all the staff to a slap up meal and free drinks.
2. Have 5 mins in an empty room with the customer.
A woman, if she so chooses, should be able to walk home from the pub drunk, naked and alone, at night, and not get raped or murdered. Or assaulted in any way. She should be able to get public transport alone. The fact that no woman can, is not a woman’s fault. It’s men’s fault.
Would you enter an online Twitter draw if instead of following, liking and retweeting someone to enter, you securely paid £2 - every penny of which went to charity ? If there was one or two big prizes eg headphones, running shoes plus others eg hamper, vouchers ?
@UKRunChat
I don’t know what is on the national curriculum at primary schools at present, but I have an 11 year old who knows absolutely fucking everything. Which is a delight. 😖
Phone call from school. “Is it ok if your Daughter plays in a hockey match after school this evening?” - hell yeah it’s ok, first ever match, this should be great !! 🏑
@SamanthaQuek
@fairboyruns
If it shows any more episodes of Mrs Brown’s boys I will be throwing my TV far enough out the window to get a gold medal at the discus event. 👍
@APintOfPolitics
£20k now for the victim of a football result.
Meanwhile, I’m working my ass off running multiple marathons on behalf of a superb cancer charity & I’m on £600.
If you would like to help - for as little as a quid, you can do so anonymously if you want.
Big shout out to
@barneschris3
for guiding me and my petals safely round the York 10k today. It was hot and fun and I hope there’s lots of money raised for a fabulous charity.
@UKRunChat
@YorkAgainstCanc
Daughter has left all her clothes on the bathroom floor for the 200th time. So I’ve picked them up, put them in the bathtub and put them under running water for a few mins. That will be a nice surprise for her in the morning.
@3EmilyWood
Your parents are still together and still love each other - that’s a positive, surely ? So many people would love to have that. Put your headphones in and block out any sounds ! 😁
Planned to do 20 today. Managed 12.5. Not every run goes to plan, and that’s ok. Marathon training isn’t meant to be easy. Will give it another go later this week 🙂🏃♂️