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Scott Jacobsen

20 days

• 555 miles YTD (+83 in July) • Next 1/2 marathon 9/15 (Sub 1:45 goal) • $1,299 in annualized dividends • No alcohol challenge ✅ 2024 is FLYING

Scott Jacobsen

@statsobsession

8 months

2024 goals • 750 miles running (Started running in July 23’ & ran 250 miles by EOY) • Sub 1:45 half marathon (2:10 in only one to date - 4 half’s upcoming in 2024) • $1,500 in annual dividend income (currently just > $1k) • No alcohol 1/1 - 6/30 (at minimum) 📈

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@BrettKollmann I mean, this is common knowledge

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@NFL_DovKleiman Don’t think they really have to tank in all seriousness

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@AdamSchefter Or, ESPN was a stepping stone for these guys in between gigs

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@TheDunkCentral 12.8 points and 10.4 boards isn’t a max player

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@LegionHoops @ShamsCharania Great on paper but good luck managing those egos

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@RGIII “Dirty work”.. give me a break If dirty work is sending him to Milwaukee who is now favored to win the Finals, sure.

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@TikTokInvestors Take the friend out on a date instead

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@DailyLoud Not sure what’s worse.. 1) The price Or 2) the person who willingly bought it at that price and then complains about it.

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@ADN_2EZ Go find a different team to root for

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@Chiefs @AdamSchefter @tkelce @newheightshow Congrats Gronk!

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@NFLonFOX Trent Williams 😂

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@TheDunkCentral “He uses the dark arts” Is this the NBA or Harry Potter? Get it together Windhorst

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@NBA Should be a couple great months of basketball leading up to the playoffs

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@TheDunkCentral @BovadaOfficial Better ways to donate your money then those last couple options lol

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@TheDunkCentral @ChrisBHaynes Just can’t stay healthy.. was fun to watch in Boston

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@TalkinBaseball_ Pham with a huge W.

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@BrettKollmann The NFL is showing concussion like symptoms

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@statmuse The future is height.

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@BrettKollmann Found the best name in the first round mock

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@jasrifootball @MassLiveBoston All you had to do was a pay a $300 fine and take a course..

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@NFL_DovKleiman Playing wing man support

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@AdamSchefter @FieldYates Congrats on a hall of fame career 🫡

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@FieldYates The NFL dislikes the Bills

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@AdamSchefter Maybe, just maybe, the NFL should take referee jobs more seriously. Also, too much technology available for these embarrassing calls.

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@TheDunkCentral Giannis for sure.. idk about the rest

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@FieldYates Will have the opportunity to further maximize the return before the draft too

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@JeffPassan Kobe still coming up clutch

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@InternetH0F “I wear my sunglasses at night”

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@MLBONFOX @Jake_Mintz He’s just doing it his own way. If he wanted it to be a spectacle I am sure it would be

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@MLBONFOX It’s 2023.. let’s pump the brakes lol

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@BleacherReport Ridiculous handles at 7’4”

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@PFF As a Patriots fan.. anyone pictured

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@JJWatt That’s the coach of the year right there!

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@MLB @Rangers Hats off to Garcia.. that run was fun to watch

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@overtime @AustinSelect_ Most of those didn’t even touch the rim.. impressive shooting 👏

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@DannyVietti To someone where alcoholism almost ruined their life.. bravo A’s 🤦‍♂️

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@TalkinBaseball_ @FabianArdaya Too important to the league to investigate

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@SavageSports_ How strange.. grown ass man leaving a house

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@theScore Not even a Russell fan, but this is a ridiculous question.

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@PitchingNinja I am going Nolan Ryan

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@NTucc @darrenrovell You can just go to his profile to see this wasn’t the case lol

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@TalkinBaseball_ He has a point

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@AdamSchefter @LAASportsEnt Think he’ll appreciate that o-line a little more

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@NFL That’s why he has the “C” on his jersey!

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@TalkinBaseball_ @BNightengale Temporarily permanent

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@JoePompliano Impressive ingenuity right there! Wild to the see the scoreboard rise up too.

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@earthcurated My willingness to live

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@TheDunkCentral This is going to be a fun team to watch with all that young talent

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@ESPNBet The company doesn’t get much better 👀

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@UmpireAuditor Team robot umps

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@NFL_DovKleiman @DMRussini As much as I would like to see Kaepernick, it’s been 7 years since he last played.

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@NFLonFOX AJ without question

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@TheHerd Might be helpful to show the whole story, but whatever fits your narrative

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@olskool888 @Bucks @Giannis_An34 A split second glare.. ridiculous

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@skolvikings @nflrums @2624Nick Respectfully, I ll take statistics/results over opinions.

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@NFL_DovKleiman @chriskamrani @ThompsonScribe @davidubben No shortage of haters that’s for sure

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@AngrryBirdd_ @Morbidful Darwinism

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@CodifyBaseball Hell of a season

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@OldTakesExposed Players tired of the click bait analysts

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@JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ Annnd I am stressed

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@GreenblattJD @united Sir, seek help

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@TheDunkCentral @MikeAScotto I ll take an Olynyk reunion

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@TheNBACentel Scott Foster doesn’t belong on an NBA court

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@SavageSports_ @AdamSchefter Would be a bizarre way to approach the draft

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@TheDunkCentral @BrianTRobb In Brad we trust

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@MLB 3 of the 7 in Atlanta.. consistency helps!

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@CodifyBaseball Going to say he wasn’t up for a gold glove..

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@Jared_Carrabis NCAA is allergic to fun

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@TheHoopCentral Luka vs Booker battle for most points tonight

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@TalkinBaseball_ Accountability instead of excuses!? Weird

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@NFL_DovKleiman The standings don’t have an asterisk 🤷‍♂️

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@BrettKollmann That was an UGLY pick

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@BleacherReport @kbadenhausen Klay with the bag

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It has arrived 😍 /5 This one’s staying in the PC 🔒

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@MySportsUpdate Reporter on the left is so uncomfortable

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@JoePompliano Nike has a way with words

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Started watching this on eBay. What a card 👀

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@JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ @gamer_athletics Bigger slap in the face is that he’s a recovering alcoholic.

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@NFLRookieWatxh Nothing against TLaw, who will have a great career. Think the “best prospect in a decade” gets thrown around too much.

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@JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ @philly_captain Alligators have been around millions of years and can’t even watch a game.. insane

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