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Certified Instigator • Hater • Lover of the female form • I thrive on negativity

The Cosmos✧
Joined August 2023
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
3 months
That cold indomie that's been reshaped by your food flask
@belikebaddy
Baddy of Lasu 👑⚡️
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What meal traumatized you as a child?
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2 months
A man has two moods:
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
2 months
Need to eat No be sexual talk be this oo. I'm fucking hungry 💔😭
@nara_njo
⛩NIFEMI⛩️🥈
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Need an eater
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"Guy hw far that my money na?"
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
2 months
SHE TEXTED FIRST
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This girl liked my Instagram post, followed me, and commented. How do I slide into her DMs? I need answers 🧍🏾‍♂️
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@zenimzukise
zikhali
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my nigga, what if it all goes wrong ?
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1 month
This girl is calling me "My king" not knowing I'm struggling to find what I'll eat this evening
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2 months
Type shii
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
2 months
Omo if your babe dey with Solomon on camel wetin e mean?
@iamvinicius_snr
Snr🧸
2 months
If you had a Twitter account during the Bible times, what’s something you know you would have tweeted?
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I am free, but at what cost?
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3 months
Slipping and falling on your back and everyone is telling you "awww sorry"
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Define humiliation
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@heisntdio Na why you gats lay down the rules before you start
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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I don't care oo it is "Aromashina" he said in that song
@KorezLil
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3 months
when you realize you have been singing the wrong lyrics to your favorite song for years
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Wetin be this 🤣
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I ask you to send me pictures and you send me the link to your IG? Are you mad???
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It's the "Oga help me, I never chop since morning" bone
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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"You be fool, better go and get your money up instead of worrying about Zainab's bum bum"
@bontlendlovu__
𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐍𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐮
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22. what advice would you give to your high-school self ?
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2 months
Don't judge me based off of what I repost please 😂 I don't even read the tweets
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She's celibate
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2 months
SHE TEXTED FIRST
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I ask you to send me movie, you talk sey make I on airdrop on my Tecno 🤝🏾 Fairs
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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@YZR_Fantasy Wait that's how y'all see it? 😭
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"Manifestingggg" Better manifest a fucking job application, fool
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I'm convinced every okada looks like its driver. I don't know how to explain it
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@dmajorx And how to to find that toxic coping mechanism
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Woke up this morning and decided to listen to all the songs that dropped, started with "Benin Boys" and now my day is ruined. I've never liked Gballipopi for a reason
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No blue tick, just stupidity and rewarming for the love of the game
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@real_kendiii
Kendiii♡
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if you're a girl, your father definitely imagined having sex with you as you went through puberty, probably numerous times
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This blew up, follow me, I'm funny and relatable
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Texted this girl on April 25, it's now that she's texting back 😂
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Nothing turns me off faster than having that kind of music taste
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Some people music taste is tiktok sounds
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I can't be the only one that wants to be cremated when I die, right?
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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You can only choose one album to revive you if you die, name that album 🎤
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@Kynsofficial
Àgbà Akin
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@itsSh0la Bro!!!! We didn’t back rubbish!!!!
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I don't care if I see your bitmoji when I open our chat, we'll stare at each other till someone caves in 🫵🏾
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There's no way y'all actually ask about favorite color in talking stages, right?
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@KARSZMYR I don't want her if she not like this
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You don't even want to know 😭🤣
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I raise you
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@4realzTaiwo
Taiwo. 𝕏I𝕏
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I raise you
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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Have you ever achieved your dreams?
@iamharde_
Ade🤍💫
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Nothing sweet pass food bro
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LMAO. I want to do those things and still knack
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Kiki♡︎❤︎
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❤️
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Na me fuck up, fairs 🤝🏾
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This girl told me she'll do her hair today, I asked her now and she's said no that will I pay 😂
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"My mutuals do your thing 🥹" And na woman number you wan collect with those likes? You will stay single
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If you weren't here then we're not mates 😭
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That feeling when you open your browser to search for something and immediately forget what it was
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What're we listening to this morning?
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I can't see this alone 😭
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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You guys won't believe what happened today 🧍🏾‍♂️
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This girl liked my Instagram post, followed me, and commented. How do I slide into her DMs? I need answers 🧍🏾‍♂️
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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It's the middle of the weekday, how're y'all doing? Be honest
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My mama see me as I dey shout and rant about work Composure 0%
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"Guy wetin you get for that number-" Me:
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@Aveiro_Rko He can actually
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First day of the working week, how're we feeling? I personally don't want to be a part of this world anymore
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*Forgot password* *Types in new password* "Your new password cannot be the same as old password"
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God please take me back to when these were the only things I worried about
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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So tomorrow is Monday like this 💔
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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Comment/quote with that one song that has you like:
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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What's a secret you'll keep from your parents forever?
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I can't anymore. My timeline is just polluted
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Looked at the sky of my country and just shook my head
@Ithoughtsobae
Truth🎀🧚🏾
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I feel half as useless, im so fineeee🤭🤭
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I just want her to send me titties every morning 💔 Is that so hard to ask for?
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Which food belongs here?
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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So because okada man is speeding, I should te him to slow down? Wetin go con do my steeze?
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
2 months
Instagram 101:
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@tythecreations This is too real
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Maybe it's just me but:
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
3 months
What's a red flag in a person that instantly makes them unattractive? 🚩
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
2 months
Still talking about steeze when everyone's tired of it
@Naive_face2
Naive_face 🧎‍♂️
2 months
Little thing that can reduce Steeze :
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If two people are enemies, who does God set table for?
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What's the vibe for tonight?
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Let's hear it 🎤
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No worse feeling than this
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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Manifesting single motherhood instead of a happy family is wild. Says a lot about your upbringing tho
@br33faiyaz
Bree
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On behalf of all women
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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God punish this school for everything I've gone through today
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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Quote with your biggest "You just had to be there" moment
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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I wake up mad everyday knowing I can't lay my hands on Internet niggas
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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So what's the biggest timeline fooling/stupidity for the day? Let's see screenshots 😂
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Name the anime 🎤
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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BOO! Were you scared? I'm a job application
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"You're so quiet, what's on your mind?" Me:
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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I HATE THIS SCHOOL I HATE THIS SCHOOL I HATE THIS SCHOOL I HATE THIS SCHOOL I HATE THIS SCHOOL I HATE THIS SCHOOL I HATE THIS SCHOOL I HATE THIS SCHOOL
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘•
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Thought this girl was feeling me in church. Omo na the guy wey dey beside me oo
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I no need talk too much
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@KabeloMohlah02
MZulu wa Limpopo
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What's stopping you from recreating this with your partner ?
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@anonymousupdat
ABUAD ANONYMOUS
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16. Everything don end o, until this morning when one girl just text us reason why we suppose dey call her Ex-baddie 1. Truly, na woman dey do woman.
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