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“There ain't no revolution, it's evolution, but every time I'm in Georgia I eat a peach for peace.” - Duane Allman

Nashville, TN
Joined September 2022
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@FOS Isn’t that a state school?? 240M isn’t a shortage guys… its damn near a Fortune 500 business… Those aren’t miscalculations… That’s a Scheme.
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@SportsCenter Jackson with “please daddy notice me” hug.
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@BSSportsbook Ron with the first 1000 yard reffing game in NFL history.
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@Trenciarte Granted 2021. But try tuning in to @TBSNetwork sometime and catch the fever. Braves Fever.
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@SSN_Alabama Let’s worry about Auburn first. Please. These are the years… if we had already won they wouldn’t play the game.
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@stoolpresidente Skip sucks, but you don’t have to know Uncle Shannon to know he would find a way to amplify himself as well. They are not much different.
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As a southerner and a Nashvillian. George and Tammy on @Showtime is a banger. So far it’s the most accurate depiction of our industry yet. Thank you @jes_chastain and Michael Shannon. Can’t wait to get off the road and watch with me lady.
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@MichaelBensonn He’s clearly hammered. Let the guy live.
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@boxingscene Can we get Teofimos dad vs Benavidez dad for a loser leaves town match?
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@FrankWarren I cannot wait to miss this. Have some self respect Frank. Knock it off.
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@mikejbabcock Late to the story here… Is it possible he’s embarrassed he fell off his bicycle?
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@BAMpmacdonald @FOS Excuse my satire.
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@MichaelBensonn Out of curiosity was the second lowest 65?
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@Lane_Kiffin @micahpettus2 Seems to be some anger in all of Texas this week Lane.
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@DanCanobbio @SweetHandsPlant being left out of this 4 is crazy….
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@DonnieDoesWorld @Billyhottakes You’ll have to use his ailments for pre boarding access obviously. As his care taker .
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@LasVegasLocally Event professional here. Try 18. Then try 18 more. Then when the city tries to rebuild something… they won’t be able to because of the f1 race 36 years ago, and all the sewers are part of the earth now.
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@BarstoolAlabama Maybe we already did.
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@BarstoolChief The answer to your question is no.
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@MichaelBensonn No honor among thieves.
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@stoolpresidente Gross. Stop. Sunday. Football.
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@stoolpresidente How much more do you know about MMA and steroids now?
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@UnnecRoughness @highnoonsunsips @KayceSmith For the love of God. Let us beat Auburn first. Any real Bama fan knows…. These are the years. Also, full transparency we don’t belong in if it came down to us and Texas.
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@King_Tut94 In other news from 2012. “Jeremy Lin will go on to be a Hall of Fame Point Guard. “ - King_Tut94
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@TheTNHoller Just a Bankruptcy play.
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@TVAnews The Catholic Church of the South baby. Control room looks toasty… At least throw on a jacket. Haha. Enjoy that washing machine and Chevy, could you at least tweet where the blackout happens next from the ivory tower.
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@canelolesnar He is as good as Canelo is NOW. Prime Canelo. No. Present Canelo, yes. He got caught. He’s got the same 2 losses everyone else has and went the distance with DB. BTW @Benavidez300 does the same thing to cinnamon he did to BooBoo. Don’t need to see it.
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@GAFollowers Check his ankles, he’s just there shoppin.
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@MichaelBensonn @OscarDeLaHoya It was boring because Charlo is not as good as Nelo. As much as anyone wants it to be different there are 3 guys at 168. It’s top heavy . Benavidez, Nelo, Plant. In that order to. Give @SweetHandsPlant a rematch. Winner get Dave for real. Rematch for Caleb. Possibly a trilogy for
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2 years
@barstoolsports Looks like a lot of people trying to fill someone’s shoes…
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@PFTCommenter @ryanwhitney6 Draymond and Chris Paul on the same team.
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@KySportsRadio Watching the way DJ moves off the ball on both sides of the court is super impressive. He’s a pro already. Shout out Sr. He affects the game without scoring
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@SweetHandsPlant Classic Subtweet.
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@BarstoolAlabama Taking back Mardi Gras next.
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@thehill Let’s pump the breaks on all the tough guy stuff.
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@RichOToole @JasonIsbell I produced Summer NAMM for years in Nashville. Paisley was being interviewed on the dock in 2016 maybe, everyone was fanboying. Isbell walked by unassuming as usual. Paisley, “there went the guy to interview. “ respect.
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@kellykeegs Clearly a broken shoe.
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@MichaelBensonn @KentonKeith Must be an under 5’10” league.
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@ClayTravis LeBron goes into Massage Therapy.
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@StevenCheah Merry Christmas Cheah. Your a good dude.
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@_willcompton I thought you did a pretty good job of taking the trash out last night!
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The literal best show on Television. Shout out @johntedge . You keep giving me the TruSouth. You have to give the boy a shot at showing you our truth up and down 75/24. It would be a movie…
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It's time for a new journey to begin. TrueSouth Season Six premieres tonight at 7 ET 📺🍿 @johntedge
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@_willcompton Prez is so happy is not tippy toeing for once. Short kings @PFTCommenter
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@questlove I like the litigation quest. He’s bright a different set of grills too. By my man @jtimberlake will always be at mines. But we’re in TN, gotta keep it local.
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Can’t wait to get out and see my favorite southern story teller. @TrueSouthTV is true advocacy for a beautiful southern economy that has had its bumps and bruises but is overall rooted in love.
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Hope to see y'all in Nashville in November for @WriterFestNsh I will talk about my path from writing about others to self, from lit mags to @truesouthtv ALSO @lisamariedonovan and I will converse. Tix -
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@Gervontaa Literally the only man out of the 4 who sells. He fought Ryan because it’s about money. Good for him. Sell more and tank will fight you.
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@ShakurStevenson Who’s Devin Haney?
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@JeffNadu BTW, this is not me.
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@BarstoolBigCat I don’t get it
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@PopBase If Chet’s last name wasn’t hanks.
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@AccordToBoxing Quit glorifying this shit. Please.
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@KySportsRadio This game doesn’t matter. It’s a learning experience. Let them get big leagued. It’s a long season.
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@barstoolsports 2 words never meant to be in the same sentence. Milwaukee and Heiress…
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@MichaelBensonn I don’t think we know the answer to that.
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@BoxingKingdom14 @Drake found a video of him after his first fight too. Stop.
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@MeganMakinMoney Taylor couldn’t sniff Jessica’s jock strap.
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@Dave1108ebk So recent tank had time to get an entire life’s worth of tattoos removed…
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@BTSportBoxing @jakepaul @tommytntfury I am curious, given Jake’s sudden promo of his MMA career if he knows the end is near. The MMA being the fall back.
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@DaMidgetZimbo meet my guy @johntedge one of the creators of @TrueSouthTV . The best docuseries available. Check it out to get caught up on what is and isn’t the south. Great for the road. Seriously. Don’t miss it. PS. Amazing music as well.
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@LargeBarstool @devlincage @EddieBarstool Large, you still in the south or you headed back to NY? Let know where your at anytime you come down here. I got you a spot. The Free Dunkin’ was just the beginning.
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@MichaelBensonn I think he just got really fucked up beforehand so they just tossed him in Wheel Chair and told him to his ankles hurt. He’s a little guy, easy play.
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@EddieBarstool Ed you performed well today. To shit on the originals like they did. I had to turn it off. Hated to see it. TGIF was pillar of my childhood and I expected more from a guy with exposed brick in his living room like @BarstoolChief . Keep your head up. Some things…
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@TasteOfCountry Don’t care… just leave Nashville.
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@boxingscene It’s like he doesn’t even know he won the first one.
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@BTSportBoxing @jakepaul @tommytntfury I know the internet has their say. It’s tough to bet against someone wit the last name Fury. It’s not a game to those dudes. However, if I was to bet against a Fury. It would be this one. No clue which way to go.
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2 years
@DoubleVodkaDon @stoolpresidente Careful DVD… You still gotta play some boys from the south.
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@EddieBarstool @olin_kreutz I say throw @JayHasTweets the keys. Let’s have more fun than he ever did.
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@TheClemReport This is the way it always should of been. The quick dissolving fantastic flavor doesn’t seem to bother me as much as gummy. Happy Friday
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Everyone go check out the young man from Cheatham County. Next Up. He’s one to keep an eye on! @loudibella @_tytomlin
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I return to the ring tomorrow night! I’ve been working for this. Let’s get it!💣 @loudibella @DiBellaEnt @FightAction
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@boxingscene Please stop with this.
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@WSMV Keep it.
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@JeffDLowe Had no idea you were a boots guy Jeff. Nice. Good luck
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@BarstoolBigCat We have rename this day Jimbo day. This is far more impressive than Bonilla.
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@ThatEricAlper House of Stone and Light. Martin Page.
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@BSSportsbook The entire country just became eagles fans.
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@TheClemReport it’s a football Saturday and daddy is in charge. Wish me luck…
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@BOXINGnBBQ Because he watched an Instagram story… The scared one is the guy trying to convince everyone sparring ggg in a private gym is the same as dancing on a PPV with Canelo. Fat snacks Benny is in his own head. Good luck gettin him away from Baccahnal.
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@SInow So we’re clear… if your making a stink over this, we’re going to assume you did it as well.
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Auburn does not deserve @Lane_Kiffin . He’s made Ole Miss just as viable, the tailgate at Auburn sucks. No way he goes. Lateral move.
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@NFLRookieWatxh At least he contained his tears…
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