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@starrdiver

2 years

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@starrdiver

3 months

remember when adblockers starting becoming popular because banners and popups would just straight up inject malware into your files yeah me too

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3 months

> Google has announced that starting in June 2024, ad blockers such as uBlock Origin will be disabled in Chrome 127 and later with the rollout of Manifest V3 Ah.

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3 years

no offense but being critical of everything 100% of the time is completely exhausting and I'd like to just enjoy media in spite of its flaws

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@starrdiver

3 years

"kids these days have it so easy" is a good thing, actually. that's the goal. why would I want a kid to suffer as much as I did

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@starrdiver

3 months

goddamn

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@starrdiver

3 years

A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES

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@starrdiver

4 years

lightning mcqueen vs lightning, my queen

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@starrdiver

1 year

Creators who rely on this site for revenue, whether you’re an artist or streamer, have got to understand that NOT GIVING HIM YOUR MONEY (an easy fucking thing to do btw) significantly increases the chance of these features being walked back/ never implemented. Think like a union

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@starrdiver

3 years

you can actually avoid being booted by playing the game

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New FFXIV update will now kick idle players, and that kinda sucks

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@starrdiver

5 years

epic

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@starrdiver

11 months

🦀GEAR CHEESING IS DEAD 🦀

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@starrdiver

9 months

“Kill them with kindness.” Wrong. Elusive Jump. True Thrust. Grade 8 Tincture of Strength. Disembowel. Lance Charge. Dragon Sight. Chaotic Spring. Battle Litany. Spineshatter Dive. Wheeling Thrust. Geirskogul. Life Surge. Fang and Claw. High Jump. Spineshatter Dive

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2 years

@vadacult Also why do people think folks turned to piracy? If homosexuality was going to be prosecuted by the church, might as well do other crimes while you're at it

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2 years

one brings shadow, one brings me fries, two liter coke please hold the ice, three cheese burger, sauce on the side, fourfold knowing this meal's alright

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@starrdiver

1 year

every. damn. time.

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@StarGazaar

1 year

what's a video that makes you laugh every time you think of it ? personally its this for me

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@starrdiver

4 months

You can click thee button in the bottom right corner to restructure your ability menu in a way that gives you a better idea of how things piece together. For example here, you can see which stuff are combos, and which are general skills. Read the tooltips! They're really helpful

FINAL FANTASY XIV

@FF_XIV_EN

4 months

What are your best pro tips you wish you knew when starting your #FFXIV adventure? 🌱

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@starrdiver

2 years

fun UI fact, the icon is pointing upwards, meaning this is a buff; not a debuff. You’re empowered by your hardships! Under that immense burden it would be reasonable to freeze and be unable to make that first step. But you don’t! It’s a buff of kindness

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4 years

thanks i hate it

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@starrdiver

6 months

good heavens

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6 months

i love the fucked up pandaemonium shirt

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@starrdiver

5 months

GIRL

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5 years

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2 months

ALPHA GET AWAY FROM HIM

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3 months

i think the <<legal>> tag completes the bit

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3 months

wtf man this is crazy

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@starrdiver

6 months

Dude this expansion really is gonna be stormblood 2 it’s gonna be some of the best content you ever ever played and some of the most agonizing MSQ discourse you’ve ever read for 2 years

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9 months

square enix should make official speech bubbles reason number one:

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@starrdiver

2 years

tyler the creator, or whatever his name is

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@starrdiver

5 months

now here's what you're gonna do. you're gonna queue up for expert roulette. you're gonna turn on your tank stance. you're gonna keep your GCD rolling and press your cooldowns; mitigation and damage ones. You're gonna get the tomestone payout and you're gonna try to play your best

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@starrdiver

2 months

reading the advanced monk guide this is some stellar work

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@starrdiver

1 year

No wonder monks punch so fast their job icon is literally 3 lines of coke

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6 months

hrothgar 3d print condom

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1 year

lalafell players were given an entire town that only they can access and think the game director, who plays one, hates them. lol. lmao, even

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@starrdiver

11 months

this is like. not even minor. this is huge

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@starrdiver

11 months

!!!!!!!!!!!! PIXEL HORNS ARE GONE!!!!!!!!!! AU RA LOOK AMAZING WITH THIS UPDATE WAOW

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@starrdiver

7 months

square enix goes through the trouble of making these loading screens only to show them to you on the slight chance you log out in those zones, and just show a black screen with text if you teleport. Weird decision

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1 year

my favorite part about this is that its incorrect

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@starrdiver

5 years

Guys this isn’t real but don’t let that stop you from making fun of him

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@starrdiver

11 months

I mean this in the nicest way possible XIV players would not survive playing any other MMO if an anonymous screenshot of an item description with the tag “please equip the minimum item level” is what constitutes as flaming to you

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@ItsAizza

11 months

@starrdiver Yeahhhhh ngl as someone who picked up the game about 1.5 years ago, the game is not clear at all about these things. Shaming and flaming someone online for it isn’t the move. It’s a normal dungeon, gear basically doesn’t matter. Get over it and be nicer to new players.

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@starrdiver

4 months

the plot thickens

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2 months

honestly the mountain dew mothercrystal rules

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10 days

what did i just login to

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1 year

We can make this game fail. Together

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@VGC_News

1 year

Square Enix has released the first teaser trailer for its NFT game, Symbiogenesis. The publisher says the game will have 10,000 NFT characters who will each have "a unique design".

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@starrdiver

1 year

good king moogle mog watching as his black mage servant drops a fucking meteor on eren yeager's feeble flesh

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1 year

FFXIV players when they get banned for announcing that they break the ToS regularly in their search info

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2 months

I’m gay and this is funny asf if you genuinely think Scott is in the wrong for posting this you’re soft

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you wear pride flag charms because you support the community. i wear pride flag charms to get tunneled by hateful dipshits when i have 4 anti tunnel perks. we are not the same

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8 months

look at this cursed window

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7 months

ill be level with you. this fight sucks

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5 years

Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers

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2 months

They pretty much addressed everything everyone complained about and said “this will all be fixed for the update coming to the benchmark or fixed for dawntrail. Also we’re finally updating the character creator environments” like it’s honestly huge to feel listened to

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@FF_XIV_EN

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#FFXIV Producer and Director Naoki Yoshida would like to share updates regarding the Dawntrail official benchmark. 🌐

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8 months

IT'S TWEETINGWAY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@starrdiver

3 years

yeah you're right that ARR wasn't perfect but there's a reason it saved square enix... it was good... I think if a game and story is good enough to do that it deserves praise regardless if what comes after is objectively better. Tell new players ARR is slow burn with great payoff

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1 year

thinking about how Amon tried to recreate Elpis and that's how we have Azys Lla

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1 year

square enix having 900+ tracks to pick in new cutscenes and choosing to play machinations for every single one

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1 year

me when I say that a chair is just a chair

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4 months

we need more dps checks in normal content I think. when supports mess their stuff up, it’s spectacular and obvious. dying to flat damage, ripping aggro away, it’s just visibly obvious something messed up. But when damage is bad it’s just ooh, erm, uhm. Uh. Idk 👉👈

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6 months

we have been gifted hats all is right in the world

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6 months

We need more of this cornball energy in the world This is the aggressive heterosexuality I can get behind

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9 months

(reupload) people get mad at me for the most bizarre reasons

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3 months

OH MY GLOB

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11 months

its like: everyone: black mage is so good for design! Its so cool how you are encouraged to adjust your rotation to handle mechanics without dropping damage some black mages: if I deviate from the optimal rotation my whole family dies I cannot move (parses grey)

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5 months

HE RUINED MY SPECTRAL CURRENT!! I DID NOT!!! MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE LIMSA LOMINSA DOCKS TO HAVE HIM DESYNTHESIZED!!!!!!

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@starrdiver

3 years

i wish all trans xiv players a very i love you

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@starrdiver

6 months

I get very confused when people call the game where an industrial military fires guns and artillery at people with plans to drop a space ship/moon on top of people "high/traditional fantasy," XIV is like explicitly all over the place and has been from day 1

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@starrdiver

3 years

new players: hi i'm new, first time veterans: oh god i haven't done this since 69.420 i have no clue what i'm doing

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9 months

can we all agree that xiv's worst issue is that the glamour dresser is a poor substitute for a proper collection system

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1 year

reaper: we make pacts with demons and allow them to feed on the souls of our adversaries as payment dark knight: though we seem hateful, it is a hatred of injustice borne of love dragoon: our origin is a lie and the dragons were our allies paladin: uhhh... ul'dah is cool!

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9 months

am i supposed to be surprised that they're surviving with panhaima holos reprisal magic barrier kerachole zoe prog divine veil heart of light temperance and the whole kitchen sink in extreme content

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9 months

The state of healing is so dire we're adding damage to the instance to feel something

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5 months

this is how "professional" journalists are trying to headline that AW2 is adding settings to disable photosensitive jumpscares on loading screens

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4 months

ive been in this dungeon for like a minute

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5 years

me and my friends figuring out what drink we want from the starbucks menu

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3 months

@SweetsArtCorner most browsers (i recommend firefox) its just a couple of clicks tbh. most will ask on setup if you want to import settings from another browser and its usually just a couple clicks. moves over your bookmarks and cookies generally

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lore speculation for 6.x: BRO WHAT IF THE MOON WAS TRYING TO KILL US ALL ALONG AND WE HAVE TO KILL THE MOON lore speculation for 7.x: DUDE WHAT IF WE WERE PIRATES

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4 months

Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in the Balmung quicksands ?

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@JohnHalo69 John Halo RP would go crazy on Primal.

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1 year

The Verge staffers clearly never did Omega, Eureka, Four Lords, UCoB, or really anything that makes Stormblood GOATed

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1 year

The worst Final Fantasy XIV expansion is now free for a limited time

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8 months

Why does your quick portrait need to reflect your current gear? Does my driver's license go defunct when I wear a different hoodie ?

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1 month

rate the discord layout

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1 year

people who don’t do raid content are a WAAAY too afraid to wipe in content and I don’t understand it. Just get back up and pull again it’s not the end of the world

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@starrdiver

10 months

mom i wanna go home

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8 months

why are people comfortable with zepla all of a sudden did we just forget her antagonizing trans people

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11 months

Don’t ask XIV players to bring minimum item level. Worst mistake of my life!

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1 year

They call me the 007 of FFXIV 0 positionals 0 uptime 7 caused wipes

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11 months

please dont queue into tower of zot with fucking item level 430 jesus christ

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11 months

Baked eggplant: The Warrior of Light:

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7 months

girl wtf the golbez minion is the same size

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11 months

I sat down and did my ARR first step relic grind for every remaining job last night and let me tell you how extremely jarring it is to go from endwalker to “slaughter 24 beast men for having your funny sword”

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hi i'm furrgyguy69! im the guy who got you sick. and this is my buddypal who got caught attempting to break in buddypal: yup thats me i was the guy who tried to evade security i fuckign love tresspassing

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ff players when things are kept the same ff players when things change

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@starrdiver

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is this terrorism hang on

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4 months

me: the game could do with some better, still gentle, guidance for new players so that they have an easier time moving up to harder content if they wish y’all: just say you want casual content deleted I hate XIV players so much dude

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1 year

this is what hunt trains feel like

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2 months

jobs will build gauge and spend gauge in final fantasy fourteen dawntrail

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