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@scarymcvies the baby who kills half of seattle

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me after the #animalcrossing direct

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yeah bc as a LiS fan i'd be like oooh spiral LiS mention

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if you guys saw this outside of a bar, would you come in? please be honest

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this is so sad to see. if you like any of the LiS games (including the d9 ones) check out dontnod's works! i'm ofc excited for lost records but jusant is also an excellent puzzle game (from a diff. team within dn)

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Original Life is Strange developer Don't Nod has paused two projects as a result of a rough start to the financial year.

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max caulfield + ellie williams in red light

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@hearteyespascal well they also made a 16-year old new recruit oversee dangerous weapons in an improperly vetted mall so it's safe to say judgement calls weren't a strong suit among the fireflies

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weeee yay happy storm week

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the most unrealistic part about double exposure is that max seems to have perfectly fine vision despite rawdogging looking at an eclipse a decade earlier

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save me white turtleneck max

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"you actually cried playing a video game?" this little shot got me. thinking about how easily max fell asleep when she got her chloe in the alt. timeline and she felt safe again

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“you actually cried playing a video game?" the game:

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1 month

close enough welcome back max caulfield

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Earth is set to temporarily obtain another moon on September 29th. The asteroid known as a ‘mini-moon’ is expected to make a single orbit journey around Earth, ending on November 25th.

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i think we should take a break from fighting and remember one core truth - max caulfield is hot

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so there's this game about a time traveler

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I just need me a game that'll make me look like this by the end of it

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how many times is she gonna make that little smirk in this game lol

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max on her way to see kate

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after 10 years she's still max caulfield

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half an apple tall😭😭😭😭

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life is strange | the last of us part 2

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always a cat girly

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OH MY GOD PRICEFIELD MY LOVES

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LiS1 and LiS2 are equally enjoyable stories.

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Unpopular Life is Strange opinions that would get you in this position???

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always flustered and gay bless her heart

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they're girlfriends

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take all her pain and give it to square enix

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a closer look at a lis2 pricefield photo in double exposure. i love how max is nestled up against chloe 🥺

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@Adonyne ellie would dent din

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sweet rizzless woman who can't flirt to save her life

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she grew

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He grew

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@gobighorns considering how reckless and untrained the fireflies were, i wouldn't be surprised if their plan was to just start cutting with no prep

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i wonder how many ptsd-related journal entries max has done like this over the years

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damn max what happened

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@brickmastering the difference is interesting. hbo sounds sad, defeated like he doesn't want to do this. game sounds angrier like how dare you try killing my daughter

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the holy trinity or something

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chloe definitely kissed max’s forehead after they took that pic btw

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they're both fine as hell omg

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the same woman who cursed out jefferson also needs her bestie's encouragement to talk to her crush

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do you think max caulfield would need extra reassurance that the mini moon of 2024 isn't her fault?

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lowkey the red streaks work on her

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Max "the moogle hat stays ON" Caulfield

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max when she has to do her first lecture at caledon

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@chloepunkprice i lowkey wanna rizz up safi in at least one of the timelines

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also also remember to still be nice to the voice actors of any new love interests for max. they all knew what they were getting into with their roles, and they don't deserve any hate no matter what we feel about the situations

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she's so cute

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2 years

@pepsipascal i feel like joel would have a hunch. he saw what was in the room with ellie’s backpack. and long before in episode 4 he said people would do worse than killing. whether he put the pieces together or not, he knew his kid was put through hell

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Which video game moments made you cry?

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8 months

Which video game moments made you cry?

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double exposure plot point?

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2 months

she looks so adorably happy with her broad shoulders

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can i come over and stare at you like this?

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love playing life is strange when i'm having a bad day bc no matter what kind of day i'm having Max is having a worse one.

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Love watching Derry Girls when I'm having a bad day cuz no matter what kind of day I'm having James having a worse one.

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@eIliecoded ugh if they break up these babies i will riot

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OMG THESE SHOTS FROM THE NEW LIS TIK TOK

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@elektravrse thinking about this makes everything that happens with sam worse. we knew ellie hoped to cure him, but now we know she also probably thought “i hope this time goes differently”

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@_Aika__chan_ @witch_mote The fact that telling him to “Treat women the same as men” gets you the most friendship points is also a huge red flag. Telling him to be natural doesn’t do anything with friendship points.

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the theorizing is going great y'all

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you'd think max would have been more graceful hoisting herself up when she's gotten buff for some reason

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will never get over this transformation. someone go back in time and tell the baby pirate that everything will be okay in the long run

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it's impossible for her not to be cute in this game

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@Suspectamogus @Chadtronic i think it's great that animal crossing has a dlc instead of a separate happy island game that would have cost $60 on the Switch. maybe im being naive, but so far i've felt nothing but blessed

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angry kitten and sad kitten energy

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from SE's videographer. max is described as still having baggage and being terrible at talking to girls. she's such a relatable icon

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@listwtconfess the fact that he gets his ass saved by the woman he is trying to rescue is also hilarious. like max saved him more than he saved her

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when i say i got that dog in me this is what i mean

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@thismyescapism how often might have frank dealt near the junkyard? dogs have a very sharp sense of smell. pompidou may have known sooner than anyone else in arcadia bay...

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look i know max is probably extremely stressed out here but look at her sad puppy face 🥺

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@RRVMSEYS at the end of the day, he only won bc of clicks and a big fanbase. not a single person nominated can match bella's talent and they all know it

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@icallherbellie every day it seems like we find new evidence that bella was born to be ellie williams and that amazes me

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@witch_mote i wish we had a proposal cutscene where the farmer asks Clint to weld wedding rings. It would work for all single NPCs, but I want to look Clint in the eyes as I make the request.

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max and ellie facing off men who want to kill them

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oh i fucking hate this. "more than a passing interest in max" fuck off vinh

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#acnh #brewster

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maybe???

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can a lesbian and a twink fall in love ?

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leaving this here before i go to sleep

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@ltcaulfields i just want to know what the writers were on when they wrote this line

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@loudmoons omg max's mom replying too???

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@onIypietrostan jocks are good they remind you to hydrate and rest 🥺

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lone wolf daniel and alternate timeline max ✌️

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@TVCHADORS i remember one of the game leads said they pretty much barely scraped the surface of the plot with the trailers so far. i'm excited to see the whole thing

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btw no matter if you LOVE or HATE double exposure, check out Dontnod's Lost Records. They made the original LiS, and I think it will outperform the strong points of DE in many aspects

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@wizardjarin i’m worried ellie is gonna be the one mumbling in her sleep now after everything that has happened and that will happen

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@DomTheBombYT we also heard craig and neil have a gameplan for ellie's costume and makeup design. love seeing pieces already falling into place

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the look on max's face here is so cute 🥺

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@NewH0rizonsH0 even if there wasn’t a pandemic going on, i feel like nintendo would have waited a bit to roll out features over the years. we’d all burn out sooner if we got everything at once.

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@ANGELGU7S oh shit i did not think about that detail damn...and then max growing up to take photos of lost empty places that once were....rip

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@EIlieMilIer agreed. they could honestly do it in the first or second episode and still have plenty of flashbacks even thru s3

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damm max backfield drop your workout routine

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@KENOASTRAL even steph said in the spinoff novel that she didn't think max was the kind of girl chloe would go for lol

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@maxinegayfields she has seen horrors beyond comprehension lol

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@LiSforlife_ u basically won the game haha

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@MUDH0RN tess big spooning him despite the fact he takes the shit jobs and rarely showers is proof she loved him

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@elliewatchbken the short film was practice for the joel in one this whole time

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@joeIsmillers the fireflies locking her up chained+alone after everything that happened in the mall was so mean 🥺

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david let him go too fast. i would have kicked his ass, rewound, kicked his ass again, repeat, etc

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"this character deserved better" I don't care. Let's talk about characters that deserved WORSE.

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also y'all don't have to like safi or amanda but everyone better nice to their voice/mocap actors! Olivia AbiAssi and Samantha Bowling i'm excited for your performances in double exposure!!!

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PSA: It’s perfectly okay to be upset at a *potential* direction DE might be going in (reminder: we actually don’t know jack sh*t, it’s all guesswork) but DO NOT send abuse to either us, Square Enix or Deck Nine. That is not reflective of the fandom I spent many years involved in.

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me explaining the online animal crossing market (turnips, nookazon, channels of selling) to my friend who started playing recently

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safi appearing to be max's wingwoman is so cute

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happy life is strange month to all who celebrate! whether you're excited about storm week, the mini moon or the double exposure release, we all have something to be excited for!

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@jess_boob my hot take is that nico deserved a nom the most. she made us fall in love with sarah and sob over her death with just a half hour-ish of screentime

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@jess_boob i went to journalism school, and these entertainment reporters are legit failing him. so many more interesting angles to take. like i wanna know which of his family bonds have influenced his performances in mando & tlou

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@EIlieMilIer i just know nick offerman and bella ramsey would have been hilarious on screen together

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@sharpcbjects and the way he wanted her arm covered so he wouldn’t see a single drop of blood on her

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@ACNHPalm they know the type of people who play acnh

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