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@stadnek
Fonzie VanDamme
2 months
@TerribleMaps Country? Meh. Province? I really doubt there’s any place better.
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2 years
@dog_rates This is Indie. She loves Maru’s trick, and has even attempted it herself on occasion.
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2 years
First of all, how dare you.
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5 years
Kudos to whoever made this. Gave me my morning chuckle. 😂
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2 years
@Roy_oh_Roy I’ve heard there was a secret car That went 2 Fast But not real far
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 months
So a half dozen guys showed up with their wives. Big whoop
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The SportsCage
3 months
Just a casual 15,000 person gathering to welcome a new hockey team in Utah. 🤯 🏒 🏔️ ☀️
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
BREAKING!!!!!!! Multiple sources have confirmed that the Grey Cup Halftime show will be Randy Ambrosie wrestling a bear at centre field.
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
Did my wife and kids spoil the heck out of me? Well, considering that when I woke up this morning the only one of this collection that I had was the @CFL one itself….I’d say that yes, they very much did. Merry Christmas, everyone!!
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Fonzie VanDamme
4 years
Would you pay for a CFL streaming service that had a back catalog of every game that exists on tape?
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
You know what I saw at the @sskroughriders game last night? A TON of young people. You know what I heard on the call in show afterward? A whole whack of young callers. Small sample size, but encouraging nonetheless
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Fonzie VanDamme
5 years
I hope one day she looks back on this stuff as fondly as I do.
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Fonzie VanDamme
5 years
Can we all take a second to give Mike F’n Reilly a standing ovation? What an absolute beast he’s been in an awfully tough year for that team.
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
The REDBLACKS would like a word
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Kelsey Lehman
3 years
Nothing beats Edmonton in the fall 😍🍂 #yeg
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Fonzie VanDamme
6 months
Me: I’m going to mute the words “Mary Berg” so I don’t have to keep seeing and blocking these stupid click bait ads. Twitter:
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
What’s with 95% of the hats at the Rider store being flat brimmed? Don’t they know that 44 year old fathers of two want to buy hats too?
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
This is tough. Favourite: Norm MacDonald Best: Kate McKinnon Most Underrated: Bobby Moynihan
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Eric Alper 🎧
3 years
Who is the best SNL cast member of all time?
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@stadnek
Fonzie VanDamme
5 years
Hey Saskatchewan residents! Remember to keep your clocks the same this weekend, unlike all those other dummies.
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
My daughter is so pumped for the 2022 @CFL season to start. She’s been rewatching games from last season for three weeks straight. 😂
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
Round of applause for @Devin_Heroux . Crushing it, as per usual. What a crazy 14 or 15 hour period!
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Fonzie VanDamme
8 months
@CraigBaird Small point that doesn’t really relate to this poll: Bryan Cranston could definitely play Gordon Lightfoot in a biopic.
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
You don’t have to like The Bombers (I don’t), but you damn well have to respect what they’ve built. And I’m not talking about the stadium. It’s not as nice as ours.
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
Well that was an interesting opening weekend of games, hey CFL fans?
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
We are all Hamilton Tiger-Cat fans today.
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
God Bless you, Yorkton Value Village. Your fruit is bountiful and unfailing.
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
@dog_rates @Trupanion This is Indie. Her face might be saying Bah Humbug, but the hat gives her away.
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
Say whatever you want about this CFL season, it has NOT been boring
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
@dog_rates Indie does the same trick
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Fonzie VanDamme
10 months
In 13 seasons with the Riders, George Reed failed to reach 1000 yds only twice. His rookie season in 1963, and again in 1970, where he played several games with a broken tibia. Absolute legend. Rest in peace, Mr. Reed.
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
We’re all Ticats fans tonight.
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Fonzie VanDamme
5 years
Once again I’d like to thank the twitter gods for @Devin_Heroux who proves day in and day out you can tweet about sports without being an insufferable doofus.
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
I swear to god if I was sitting beside horn guy he’d be blowing it with his ass by now. Good lord that’s annoying
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Fonzie VanDamme
5 years
Supposedly Halloween is for the children, but as it turns out neither of our kids like Coffee Crisp. Fuckin jackpot baby!!!!
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Fonzie VanDamme
1 month
Might’ve gotten a little spoiled for my birthday
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Fonzie VanDamme
1 year
All I’m saying is, if the @sskroughriders put out a limited edition t-shirt with Gainer and Kim Mitchell shredding back to back that says “MIGHT AS WELL GOPHER A SODA” in the same font they used for the movie RAD on it I would buy one for every member of my family
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Fonzie VanDamme
1 year
Of all the emotions you can feel watching your favourite team play a football game, I’m pretty sure that one touched on all of them. What a stupid, beautiful, and sometimes sad game all us CFL fans love
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
Do I have to disown one of my kids?! #GreyCup109 #Bombers #Argos
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3 years
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
My kid is STOKED for @CFL football. I might be too, if I’m being perfectly honest.
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Fonzie VanDamme
6 years
Dammit TSN. It’s been spelled the same for over a hundred years. 😆
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
How bad are Regina drivers? It legitimately improves my day if someone gets up to the speed limit while merging onto the Ring Road.
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 months
I don’t care what anyone says. I miss Rod Black calling CFL games.
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Bally Sports Wisconsin
3 months
It doesn't get better than this! Tyler Black's dad calls his son's hit in his major league debut. @SophiaMinnaert | #ThisIsMyCrew | #MLB
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Fonzie VanDamme
1 year
Nic Marshall said in his post game interview that what led him to the game sealing INT was that he noticed throughout the game that Mitchell would adjust his gloves pre-snap every time the ball was going to come his way. Thought that was really interesting. 🤔
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Fonzie VanDamme
1 year
Happy 12th Birthday to my oldest daughter, Avery. The best football buddy a dad could possibly ask for, since day one.
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
From Regina Reddit, apparently 😂😂😂
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Fonzie VanDamme
4 years
If someone said to you right now they could guarantee you a 10 game CFL season but the Bombers would repeat, would you take it?
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
We got a wee bit of a ticket upgrade. We’re right behind the rider bench. Watch for us on the TV.
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
@EdmFootballTeam Psssssst: Antlers. You have antlers.
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
I’m sorry @sskroughriders and @22Fresh . $60 for a T-shirt is ridiculous. Seriously
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
We are all Montreal Alouettes fans tonight.
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Fonzie VanDamme
1 year
I thought John Chick lived in the U.S.
@CanadianPolling
Polling Canada
1 year
Canada will hit a population of 40 million this week 🇨🇦
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Fonzie VanDamme
4 years
Can we all take a second to acknowledge @DanClark67 and his funny and often thought provoking series of “Would You Rather” ‘s? It’s been a welcome and fun distraction, at least it has for me. Thanks Dan, keep it up!!
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Fonzie VanDamme
4 years
Once again folks, if you’re not following Devin for Sports/Gardening Advice/Borderline Unsafe Coffee Intake Tweets/and now Incredibly Kind Yet Decimating Comebacks you’re really missing out.
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Devin Heroux
4 years
Clearly you don't know me if you think I have a wife. Enjoy the curling. #cbccurl
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
I made this in 2013, and let me tell ya, in context it was pretty funny.
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Fonzie VanDamme
1 year
Rockin some new Rider gear today
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 months
@_nickharley @TerribleMaps You’ll never guess what used to drive the local economy
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
See ya later Winnipeg. Your Stadium is ok, your team is good, your people are pretty nice.
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Fonzie VanDamme
1 month
Let’s kick those cats outside. GO RIDERS!!!! #RidersLive
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Fonzie VanDamme
6 years
The absolute most impressive part of the entire game today was the fact that not ONE SINGLE DRUNK IDIOT screamed out “Go Riders!” Or “Go Bombers!” During the moment of silence. It was astounding!
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
Most Underrated Canadian Band of the 80’s/90’s? Glass Tiger. No contest.
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2 years
Happy to be back!! #RidersLive
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
Boom. Let’s fuckin’ go!!!!
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1 year
Whether you have a problem with Kim Mitchell’s “vintage” or not, this is hands down the best sounding act they’ve ever had here during a football game. It’s not close.
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
Beautiful night for another big home win. LET’S GO RIDERS!!!! #RIDERSLive
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Fonzie VanDamme
5 months
@SLangeneggerCBC @sskroughriders I guess we know where the “low level staffer” that came up with the Experience Regina campaign landed
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Fonzie VanDamme
9 months
After a lot of souls searching and deep thought, I am throwing my CFL playoff support behind the Hamilton Tiger-Cats. There might be a couple players on that squad that rub me the wrong way, but that rock-solid passionate fan base deserves a Cup.
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
There’s been a noticeable lack of trash talk between SSK/CGY fans so far this week. I won’t lie, I haven’t really had the energy for it. I came up with this last night ant ran it by a test audience, receiving a 66% approval rating so what the hell.
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
@ChadGeter I like it. We had to make a tough choice not to go, as a very large part of the appeal is taking our 10 yr old daughter who cannot be vaccinated. Now the tough decision is on the anti-vax/vax hesitant. Seems pretty fair to me.
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
For as (rightfully) maligned as one member of the Riders is right now, good lord there is a boatload of likeable, talented players on this team. I might have to get down to the rider store and get me a Milligan jersey made up. That kid is fantastic.
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
It’s a few days early but my kid was too excited about the Father’s Day card she made me to wait. The little shit Rick-Rolled me, and I don’t think I could be more proud.
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Fonzie VanDamme
5 years
I can’t believe she’s over 5 months old and this is her first rider gear. If you’re wondering why she’s staring off into the distance, we’re at the stadium and I’m showing her where a cable cam would go.
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Fonzie VanDamme
1 year
@dog_rates Here’s Indie, who, to this day, has somehow managed to maintain the same energy level she had as a puppy.
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
We are all @Ticats fans today.
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Fonzie VanDamme
11 months
I think last night was the most Bomber fans I’ve seen at a LDC in the new stadium. You were loud as heck, and if that’s what it takes to sell games out in this day and age, I say come back every week. Fantastic night!
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
All I’m saying is, if you end up with a giant tub of KFC gravy in your fridge that’s never going to get eaten, one thing you can do is buy potatoes and cheese curds and make poutine perogies
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
I know sometimes we all take these games too seriously, and we hurl insults back and forth that can be hurtful. I want all you Bombers fans to know that it’s only because you are clearly all sociopaths, and your team is a pariah on our great nation.
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9 months
Grey Cup Hats
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2 years
Swift Current 7-11 has a shitpile of these. Are these the ones you’re all talking about?
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Fonzie VanDamme
6 years
My sister made this out of reclaimed wood from an old farmhouse. She makes tons of cool shit you can check out on Facebook under Re•klaim
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
Holy shitballs. This is the greatest comeback of all time.
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Fonzie VanDamme
4 years
Why people want to see a concrete plan from the CFL when the situation is 100% fluid is beyond me. Renew your season tickets or don’t. There. Problem solved.
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
In the drive-thru line at Evraz place. Got here at about ten to 5, and there’s roughly 60 cars in front of us. Just in case anyone was curious.
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
Never, NEVER underestimate the Riders ability to be bad at math.
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Belton Johnson
3 years
No way the Riders can lose all 3 games vs Stampeders. They’ve lost 2 but will NOT lose tonight. It’s mathematically impossible for Riders to lose all 3. #Riders #Stamps #CFL
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11 months
Holy shit, Darrell from Save-On did the coin toss
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
Showing some leg a lá @YYCRed
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8 months
I took one bite of my supper and accidentally made Alberta and Saskatchewan
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1 year
Tomato soup and grilled cheese for supper.
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9 months
Indie The Haunted Banana is helping me hand out candy
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
You’ll be happy to know that our youngest tested negative for covid and our trip to Winnipeg to watch the riders get eviscerated is still on!!! Pretty stoked, actually. Haven’t seen IG field in person yet, so I’ll be happy to be able to shit talk it based on personal experience😬
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Fonzie VanDamme
9 months
Guess who’s 5 today…
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
Lots to say now for a clown that couldn’t take accountability for 6 weeks (and BARELY did then) after embarrassing this entire province. Team might not be better without him, but we’re better off.
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1 year
We are all Hamilton Tigercats fans today.
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
Holy shit I agree with Darrell Davis. 😂
@DarrellDavisSK
Darrell Davis
3 years
Proof of double-vax or a negative COVID test should be required for everyone @sskroughriders games. @Wpg_BlueBombers @Ticats @TorontoArgos @REDBLACKS @BlueJays
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Fonzie VanDamme
5 months
Where the hell has all the time gone? The best football buddy a dad could possibly ask for is a teenager today. Love this kid so much. And look how smart she has grown vis-a-vis being seen in public with me!! Happy Birthday Avery!
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Fonzie VanDamme
1 year
We could get used to this view. #RidersLive
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Fonzie VanDamme
3 years
@picklesbaseball Pretty mean thing to do to the teacher from The Incredibles.
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Fonzie VanDamme
2 years
Today, I am a CFL fan for the early game and a Ticats fan for the late game. The rest of you just do what you want because you never listen to me anyway
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Fonzie VanDamme
5 years
*Harris rips off a big run My Daughter: Is that the guy that ate the drugs? 😆 damn I love this kid!!
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