Stacey Guthrie Profile Banner
Stacey Guthrie Profile
Stacey Guthrie

@stacey_guthrie

1,844
Followers
1,958
Following
850
Media
9,729
Statuses

Cornish writer/actor. M.A. Comedy Writing. Catherine Tate’s Hard Cell, BAIT, Beyond Paradise. Disrupting the narrative since about half two yesterday.

Joined July 2022
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 months
Meet Gert; A Difficult Woman. I’ll be creating and releasing 4 monologues over the next 4 weeks as a precursor to creating a web series about Gert as she tackles injustice one interference at a time. Please like & follow on TT & YouTube! #TikTok
2
9
20
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
@GazJacksonrmt @hamishboglin @RMTunion I’ve been supporting the strikes up till now but if you start taking the piss and wearing gloves that’s it.
8
4
663
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 months
Guess who just graduated. Me! Jack of all trades, Master of one 👌😎
Tweet media one
47
3
298
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
10 months
What’s your most heated Christmas argument so far? Ours is about what this is called. It’s a turnip. Husband insists on calling it a swede. I can just about accept that from English people but not a Cornishman. The woman at the farm shop agrees with me (because I’m right).
Tweet media one
417
12
265
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
@philwoodford @gnome_alice It’s not just the driver at fault here, the rest of the passengers should have stopped the family being kicked off. What’s wrong with everyone?
5
2
211
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
10 months
Husband put a platform out front for inflatable Santa. He told the teen it was a stage for the nativity we’re doing for the estate. She didn’t believe him so when she got back from school we were waiting for her like this. It wasn’t well received 😂
Tweet media one
33
13
207
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
7 months
So, my silly little film won Best Cornish Film tonight. I’m as chuffed as a chuffed thing! 😎❤️
@oregioncornwall
o-region
7 months
@stacey_guthrie @oregionsi Here’s what your framed award looks like!
Tweet media one
1
0
2
36
11
163
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
Today, I have the pleasure of announcing that I have signed with the wonderful @BodhiTalent I have a very good feeling about us working together and am excited about where we’re heading together 😎
29
2
153
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
7 months
Have a couple of minutes of crazy Porthleven sea 😎
8
25
154
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
8 months
I keep reading comments about #BodhiTalent that actors need to do their due diligence and not ignore red flags. I DID do my due diligence and there WERE NO RED FLAGS. Stop blaming actors for trusting a professional liar.
14
12
153
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
My son is seriously ill in hospital, that’s who I’ve been visiting. I didn’t want to say anything because we weren’t sure which way it was going but he’s been stable for the last couple of days and today there’s been the tiniest bit of progress. I don’t want to say why he’s ill
83
0
139
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
10 months
I’d like to take this opportunity to wish you all, peace, happiness and joy. A very merry Christmas to you from me and the Christmas turnip.
Tweet media one
44
4
120
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
@DaveS135 @fesshole Well said, Dave. The wife is obviously the one at fault here. Bloody women 😡
3
0
115
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 month
Got a scammer pretending to be one of my kids, texting me from an ‘old phone’ because their one is broken. One of my favourite games 🙂
Tweet media one
19
7
122
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 months
Look at my face in this 😂 I was trying to smile while being blinded by the sun and ended up looking like Lady Margaret of Chavton surveying all she owns 🤦‍♀️😂 Dead chuffed with that frock though.
Tweet media one
20
1
117
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
@SammiePressdee I don’t know how people can read this and not be scared. It’s McCarthyism. No doubt I’ll get hate for this but reading the responses in this thread makes me nauseous.
3
4
114
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
10 months
If I ever stand as an M.P I’ll base my whole campaign on the swede vs turnip issue. I’ve never seen so much engagement 😂
27
2
117
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 months
Fangirling Dawn French 🥰
Tweet media one
9
0
111
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
4 months
@sianharries_ Everyone dies alone. Unless you take the whole bus with you.
2
1
111
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
A few weeks back I bought this beauty for £12 in an auction. I’ve taken her apart & cleaned her and she sews like a dream. She’s a Singer 66 and was made in Glasgow in 1919. Turns out they’re worth between 200 & £450 but she’s not for sale. I’m in love 😍
Tweet media one
16
1
108
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
Having a retired husband feels pretty much like having a toddler again- following me round, won’t stop talking. Might have to plonk him in front of Bargain Hunt with a yogurt just to get 30 minutes peace.
10
3
106
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
10 months
This time two years ago I was in ICU with Covid, pneumonia & sepsis. This small act of kindness from an ICU nurse helped turn me round mentally & went some way to encouraging my recovery. He also rigged up a contraption to wash my hair. His kindness had a lasting impact on me ❤️
Tweet media one
6
4
100
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
@PaulBurston If I was there, what could I have done to help? My instinct is to go in guns blazing but one day I’ll get hurt. If I’d come and sat next to you and started chatting, would that have helped?
8
0
96
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
5 months
I was the first person in my whole family to get a degree and now I’m the first person to get an M.A. I know it sounds a bit wanky but I’m really feeling like I’ve done it for the long line of amazing working class matriarchs who came before me ❤️ #emosh
25
0
97
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
I have the best agents in showbiz 😎
22
5
93
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
3 months
I am now officially funny. Be prepared to have a laminated copy of this waved in your face if you try to disagree. Thank you @SimonichollS & various others who I can't find on Twitter.
Tweet media one
22
2
90
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
I’ve reactivated to post some work. It ain’t easy getting yourself out there without Twitter it seems. Can you let me know if you can see this though, because apparently I have 0 followers & I’m not following anyone else. Just click like if you can see this x
0
4
86
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
It’s been a strange couple of weeks. Lost an old friend v suddenly age 51. One of the kindest, gentlest men just suddenly not there anymore. My mental health has been extremely low for a while but there’s this. There’s always this. And it gets me through ❤️
14
1
82
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
6 months
It’s my birthday. Send love, cake, cash donations and photos of cats.
73
1
84
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
I was on't tellybox last night. I didn't announce it because I didn't think I was very good in it. It wasn't as bad as I thought but as my dad felt compelled to tell me "You won't be getting a BAFTA for it..' 😂 Anyway, they were the best cast & crew to work with. 100% lovely
@MrsEnys
Debbie in Newquay 〓〓
2 years
Tweet media one
2
0
3
16
2
83
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
7 months
I've been a very brave girl and approached some agencies. These ones were recommended as trustworthy and I reckon I'm due a bit of luck. I'm taking the piss but approaching agents after the Bodhi fiasco isn't easy for me. Cross your fingers for me x
13
2
84
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
10 months
Just been to a women's 50+ gym class. They were talking about outdoor swimming & I said I'd read that putting bubble wrap in your gusset stops you getting 'frozen flap'. Indignation abounded. Usually I 'd be mortified but I just thought "Ah, you're not my people. Shame."
21
2
80
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
Celebrities if they came from Cornwall, I’ll go first: Chaka Khan Brea.
75
6
82
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
It’s my 58th birthday, I’m on the way to my dear friend’s private view and then I think I might spend the afternoon sowing seeds. I was going to go for a sea swim but I haven’t got enough ‘spoons’ left. Tea and cake at home will be grand though 👌
51
4
78
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
I’ve just seen a casting for a lead role in a feature - no acting experience necessary. It’s a decent casting agency too. What’s the point in us paying for Spotlight & Equity if roles like that are freely available? What’s the point? 🤷‍♀️
14
5
78
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
Fell asleep in a van. Woke up here. Just to clarify, we’ve come away for a couple of nights, I’ve not been abducted.
Tweet media one
11
0
77
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
@v_j_freeman I disagree. It’s possible to lay blame for rape firmly on the attacker & socialisations that compound it & still give women advice on how to stay safe. As the mum of a 14 yr old I do this daily. It’s not saying that someone deserved to be raped because they were doing xyz.
7
0
78
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
7 months
And as of this January 800 families living in emergency accommodation. But hey, Cornwall can’t survive without tourism…
Tweet media one
8
48
76
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
It’s me & The Husband’s 25th wedding anniversary today and we couldn’t think how to celebrate without doing something tacky. One of my besties is an amazing jewellery maker & she helped us make each other a silver ring 😎❤️
Tweet media one
21
2
76
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
My boy is perking up a bit. He was being sarcastic today, which is a good sign 👍❤️
7
1
72
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
4 months
My short film script has been officially selected for White Rose International Film Festival. I've never made a poster for a script before but it's got a laurel 😎 (Need another one because the asymmetry is doing my head in 🤣 )
Tweet media one
16
4
70
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 month
The face of a woman who has literally just said the words “Fuck that shit” 😁 I think it suits me.
Tweet media one
5
1
71
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
5 months
Today I are mostly made a sound booth out of a filing cabinet. It’s obviously not perfect but it’s as good as I can manage in a fucking shed, OKAY?! 😡😂👍
Tweet media one
20
1
69
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
Unashamedly ageing 👍
Tweet media one
18
0
67
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
Something that confuses me: why do people get so rattled by what I say? I’m a fat, menopausal, neurodivergent housewife from Falmouth with no filter. Why are they even bothering reading what I say? Everyone needs to stop taking themselves so fucking seriously 🙄
13
0
67
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
3 months
My short film script Erin has won its category block in White Rose International Film Festival, meaning it goes to the Grand Final in December. I've actually wanted to go to Harrogate for ages so that's nice. More importantly, the poster has 2 laurels now so it's even. Phew!
Tweet media one
13
5
68
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
When you’re lost on Dartmoor on the hottest day of the year, with a tea towel on your head because you forgot a hat and you’re developing strong signs of heatstroke so you have to get in the river in your bra and pants. I’m never leaving the house again.
Tweet media one
4
0
68
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 month
I've made a decision. Not that anyone should be interested but anyway. I'm no longer looking for representation. After a beyond depressing experience with an agent yesterday I've decided to jack that side of it in. Knocking on doors that resolutely refuse to open is too 1/
10
1
66
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
7 months
This is a fuck it cake. I’ve not eaten anything nice since Christmas, I’m getting nowhere with any kind of work despite busting my ass and family life is like The Simpsons on crack. Enough. Fuck it.
Tweet media one
10
1
66
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
@Jobaker9 @sainsburys I had similar in Co-op a few years ago. I asked my then 26 yr old to pass me a bottle of wine. When I got to the till I was told because he’d touched it he’d need ID. He didn’t have any on him so I wasn’t allowed to buy the wine. I left everything on the counter and went to Tesco
4
1
63
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
I’m struggling with social media at the moment. It’s so full of hate & fury. So, here’s a photo of my aquilegia that’s blossoming most beautifully.
Tweet media one
8
0
63
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
@AvaSantina It’s a leaky pen, he’s been under the gaze of the entire world since Thursday. If he spent the rest of the day with ink stained hands that would also be criticised. Ffs get some perspective.
1
1
62
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
Heading out in the pissing rain in a frock I literally just finished sewing, made out of scarves.
Tweet media one
10
0
61
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
Would some of you please follow me back? 😂
35
11
63
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
Major improvements today. He called me Your Mumjesty and insisted I watch a South Park clip with him. Depending on what his bloods are like tomorrow I reckon he might be home soon 🤞
14
0
61
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
Just popped back in to say hi, thanks for all the love and that I've decided to have a bit of a career shake up. I'm seeking representation so if you know anyone with their books open can you let me know please? x
4
15
61
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
I did a zoom audition this morning for a theatre show. It wasn't a disaster but I don't think I've got it. HOWEVER, the point of this tweet is that it was so invigorating to do an audition for theatre. I enjoyed it immensely and I'm still buzzing. Bleddy love theatre.
5
1
60
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
7 months
Ten years ago I’d probably have been out with mates getting shitfaced before being poured onto a train home. These days I’m in the British Library, writing the second episode of a comedy drama. Getting old is cool 😎
Tweet media one
5
1
60
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
7 months
It's very easy for people to tell actors to make their own work, as if it's free and simple. Write your own play! Ok, done that - who's going to pay for the director, the venue, the advertising...
6
5
60
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
5 months
It's in, it's done, there's nothing more I can do. Two years of study condensed into two episodes of a comedy drama and a dissertation. SUB. MIT. TED! Now I've just got to sit and see if they were good enough. Time to celebrate!
10
0
60
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
@Theholisticpsyc It’s also difficult to spot red flags when you’ve been told all your life that you’re wrong.
0
1
56
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
4 months
We had a 10’ x 12 patch of shitty grass in front of of the house but we started to get rid of it by planting yellow rattle and various other wild seeds. After looking appalling for nearly a year, it’s starting to look good 😎
Tweet media one
5
1
57
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
8 months
Actors, it should be ok to check in with your agent every now and then, to see how things are going. You’re not ‘moaning’, you’re not being a problem. It’s a business partnership, they’re not doing you a favour. We are not a problem to be solved.
4
5
52
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
5 months
I *think* I might have got a distinction for my M.A...
14
0
55
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
8 months
Dear @SouthWestWater thanks ever so for my 'leaky loo' strips that have just arrived unasked for in the post. However, could you stop pumping sewage into the sea instead please? Yours, another person who can't go in the sea at Swanpool today because it's brown and stinks of sh*t
4
9
55
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
Doing a bit o’ filming and the character is dressed completely in white. I look like a full moon 🌕 #fullmoon #adayonset #actorslife 🎬
Tweet media one
6
1
50
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
7 months
My very silly little film is being shown tonight as part of the Roughcut 60 Second Challenge. Which is nice.
Tweet media one
5
6
54
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
11 months
The teen taught me to do Smokey eye makeup up. Not sure meself, I think it highlights that I’ve got one eye bigger than the other. I will concede however that I don’t look bad for someone who’s 16 months away from 60 #stayfatitfillsupyourwrinkles
Tweet media one
13
1
53
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
7 months
The agencies I’ve contacted are all getting back to me very quickly. It’s all with rejections but it’s better than no reply at all. I’ve no idea what else I can do. I know I’m a good actor 🤷‍♀️
8
3
53
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
Today I’m giving myself a rest from “making my own opportunities” and going to the beach with a book. I’ve failed miserably at creating any opportunities whatsoever and I’m staring burnout in the face. If anyone needs me I’ll be lying on a towel, reading a book.
14
0
53
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
That’s next year’s Christmas card sorted 👍
Tweet media one
7
4
52
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
10 months
My new year’s message to you all.
12
4
52
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
Got bored. Did this.
15
3
50
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
7 months
I've just sent my first ever submission to Breaking the News. I don't expect any success because it's my first ever go but it feels like a move in the right direction. What a brave girl I am 😇🤣
6
0
52
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
Going out out to my friend‘s 50th birthday. Got make up on for the first time in months - feels weird #outout #therewillbepeople #makeupshmakeup #eek
Tweet media one
12
0
50
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
11 months
Got the hairdresser to blow dry my hair for a change. I wish I wasn’t too lazy to do it myself 😀
Tweet media one
7
1
51
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
12 days
Just me doing proper filming on a proper camera up the Beeb ❤️😂😎
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
5
0
53
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
7 months
An extremely silly micro-short film I made has been selected by O-region for their 60 second challenge. Which is nice 😊
Tweet media one
5
3
48
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
@DaveS135 @fesshole Oh I’m so sorry, I meant “Fuck off, Dave!”
0
0
48
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
Dear @SouthWestWater I received your letter asking for help to 'Stop The Drop'. 1) I'm very careful with water anyway 2) It's been henting down for a month solid And most importantly 3) I'll help Stop The Drop when you Stop The Plop going into our rivers and sea. Much love etc...
3
12
51
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
Having a post-feed snooze. It’s got a box but is happier in my hand. I think it gets lonely and a bit cold 😕 It’s eyes still haven’t opened fully so I reckon it’s about five days old.
Tweet media one
8
1
48
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
10 months
It fucken wimdy 💨
6
1
50
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
Hi @SouthWestWater I’ve just received your email about the upcoming hosepipe ban in my area. I will, of course, comply. In return will you please stop pumping sewage into the sea and rivers? Thank you for your cooperation.
5
15
50
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
@68PAD @Nigel_Farage I’m fairly certain it’s Cornish Rock Gin distillery
9
2
47
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
16 days
Showed The Husband Coverack today. I’ve only been once and I knew he’d love it. Perfect day for it 😍
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
6
2
49
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
I will always support strike action, no matter how much it personally inconveniences me. Strike action is supposed to be inconvenient to show the importance of that person’s labour. Workers don’t go on strike lightly. Support them.
5
6
46
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
8 months
My step brother died unexpectedly last night. We hadn’t been close for years, no fallout, just drifted apart. The ripples across the family are a thing to behold. Modern families eh?
26
0
47
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
8 months
So, if you've got this far, well done. I repeat, this isn't a cry for sympathy or reassurance, but what I do want is for people like @SpotlightUK to understand the impact that something like their lack of stringent vetting can have on people. Thanks for reading xx.
10
2
49
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
11 days
Not a huge haul, but satisfying all the same.
Tweet media one
6
0
53
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
Just a normal Saturday, going swimming with a massive poo on my head…
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
9
4
46
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
@C_Kneer It’s a hideous procedure that shouldn’t be done without a general anaesthetic. I’m good with pain but I fainted having a hysteroscopy. The nurse said it often happens. So why are they still doing it?! 🤦‍♀️
0
4
46
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
RIP Matthew Perry 💔 Let’s remember him the way he wanted.
Tweet media one
2
18
46
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 months
My hair is full of sea and my face is full of allergies but here I am. We all just need to know we matter.
12
0
48
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
5 months
Proof I do actually smile 🙂 I just have to be with the right person 😉
Tweet media one
3
0
46
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
My husband drives me up the fucking pole on a daily basis but look what he’s building me. It’s ready for the cladding now and then the outside is finished. I’ve managed to get everything 2nd hand so far too 😎❤️
Tweet media one
12
0
45
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
11 months
Apologies for the vanity posts but no one at home has even noticed that I’ve been wearing contact lenses instead of glasses for the last three weeks, let alone put some make up on.
2
1
45
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
2 years
It feels like yesterday I was young, beautiful, singing in bands, touring theatre and now I'm on the waiting list for a fucking air fryer to come back in stock.
7
2
44
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
1 year
I hope you understand. It’s a tough time but I managed to get a couple of hours in the shed last night, which was a relief for my bonce. Anyway, if you’ve got any spare healing thoughts could you send them his way? Lots of love ❤️
7
1
45
@stacey_guthrie
Stacey Guthrie
11 months
I haven’t had pudding, sweets, cake, biscuits, ice cream nor NUFFIN for about four months. Tonight I’m having apple crumble, fuck it. Life’s too short to never eat pudding again 🤷‍♀️ #applecrumbleislife #alifewithoutcrumbleisnolifeatall #applecrumbleordie
Tweet media one
9
0
42