Bojack @st0n3rph0rnstar Twitter profile

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Bojack

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Updated intro (05/04/24) - Call me Bojack pls -minor - 14 😓😓 -she/him -taken -stonerexic -edtwt/shtwt -I mostly post shtwt :V -more random/dark humour -not fatphobic!! -if I offend u pls block don’t report Like/repost to be moots :3

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Bojack

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10 months

Me after saying “jerked off” knowing damn well I have a coin slot

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@kafkaesqu6 Oh trust me my mom cleaned my room and all my blades, alcohol bottles, empty pens, vapes, and my bong were gone.

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Bojack

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Intro since I never did one -minor -she/her (but I don’t mind he/him) -pansexual :p -stonerexic -I’m on edtwt/shtwt -I don’t rlly post edtwt/shtwt -tw dark humor -if I offend you pls block don’t report Like/repost to be moots!!

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Bojack

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10 months

I have smth fat to say…

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Bojack

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9 months

Has anybody here faked a drug test? HOW?

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Bojack

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10 months

@ilovecats8889 Oh my god you do deserve much better than that wtf

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10 months

How my year went!! January- jerked off February- jerked off March- jerked off April- jerked off May- jerked off June- jerked off July- jerked off August- jerked off September- jerked off October- jerked off November- jerked off December- jerked off

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Bojack

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9 months

@benoftheweek Anybody got $40,300.00 I can borrow?

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10 months

@txtc4ls Solution: stay at school 24 hours of the day and sneak sleeping in the janitors closet every night

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Bojack

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10 months

Sorry for not responding for two days babe it’s just my autism doesn’t wanna make the commitment of replying to you because it’s scared I’ll say something wrong so I just avoid it to the point to where l forget lol still wanna talk tho?

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Bojack

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10 months

You look: 15 actually: 14 followers: 143 actually: 143 you look: ambiverted actually: ambiverted you seem: 5'6 actually: 5’0 😭😭🔫 status: single actually: single :p Reply and I’ll do it with you 😭

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Bojack

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9 months

I bet half of y’all don’t even know my username you just know me as that “one moot that’s bojack”

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Bojack

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10 months

Drop ur pfps I wanna do this

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Bojack

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10 months

@babybeskelly @kafkaesqu6 I found it under my moms bed and took it back

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Bojack

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9 months

Okay so any stoners out there HOW TF DID YOU SURVIVE A TOLERANCE BREAK AFTER SMOKING FOR AGES I WANNA FUCKING KMS thank you!!!!

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10 months

@lalaalal931631 @kafkaesqu6 I stole it back don’t worry 💪💪💪

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Bojack

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10 months

My brother pointed out my sh scars and said “what’s that” and I said “oh it’s my scars from when I cvt myself” THEN THIS MAN PROCEEDED TO GO “You wanna be Yuri from ddlc so bad.” WHAT.

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Bojack

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9 months

Who bojacking their horseman rn?

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Bojack

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10 months

Oh yeah.

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10 months

I’m so glad I’m making more mootie friends :3 (my moots probably don’t know that I see them as friends in my head)

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Bojack

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10 months

Ermmm noo??? 🥰🥰

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Bojack

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8 months

YALL MY BIG FAT LESBIAN CRUSH ASKED ME TO BE HER GF IN PERSON TODAY IM LITERSLLY CREAMING EVERYWHERE BRO

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Bojack

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10 months

Me if you guys even care

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10 months

Y’all I’m so high that when I put on headphones and listened to chainsaw gutsfuck I started hallucinating that the walls were movng

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Bojack

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9 months

How gypsy rose feels after letting the entire world on instagram that her husband blows her back out every night:

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Bojack

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9 months

Do y’all like the sticker I put on my cart??

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9 months

Drinking water Pissing Repeat

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9 months

If this doesn’t show my personality idk what does

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10 months

Y’all. Y’all.

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9 months

Judge me based on my ‘literally me’ characters :^

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Bojack

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10 months

Do my dni list 🔫 (except it’s not that srs)

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Bojack

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9 months

Petition to leave Taylor swift in 2023

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Bojack

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9 months

DONT FORGET ME GUYS!!!

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Bojack

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10 months

WHAT NO I LOVED THIS PERSON COME BACK

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10 months

What do y’all see me as?? :))

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Bojack

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10 months

Okay um guys I’ll have to get it first 😭

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Bojack

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10 months

How do bitches deal with big titties I’m a b cup and I can’t stand my tits I feel like they’re in my way

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Bojack

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9 months

I’m scared to do the Twitter interaction circle thing because I have an irrational fear that’s how my account will get taken over by hackers but I promise if you’re seeing this you’d probably be on it

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9 months

Me after putting lip gloss on and posting to TikTok:

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9 months

Watching bojack and eating a banana, two unicorn cakes, two peanut butter cakes, two grape koolaids, and a cart :)

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Bojack

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9 months

Needa emo boy that looks like he’s never been touched by a girl before, that has a messy birds nest for hair, that has little peach fuzz on his lip, that looks like he’s never touched grass, that will ramble to me about his nerdy stuff and special interests for hours.

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Bojack

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10 months

“Can I draw stars around your scars?” Erm no can you itch them they’re itchy

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Bojack

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10 months

Three days sober!! (I ran out)

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Bojack

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10 months

Sorry guys, but I can’t take this anymore. People have been harassing me just about my humor and my recent girlfriend and I’ve had enough of it. Im sick of all the harassment. I’m focusing on my relationship with Ayesha Erotica and deleting this account in a few hours. Goodbye.

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Bojack

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8 months

My nails lasted a day before I ripped them off to jerk off

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10 months

YOOOOO THANKS FOR 100 GUYS!!!

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10 months

What is my brother talking about…?

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“How much weight did you loose in 2023?” Me: ___ / | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / \ / \ \__/\__/

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Bojack

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9 months

Happy new years from Bojack! The only thing I’m kissing is my cart this new years this is a call for help!!

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10 months

Blueberry muffins are genuinely so good but holy shot they’re stuffed with calories

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9 months

Do y’all actually like and remember me or am I just that one weirdo

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10 months

Mooties look at what my dad said about Ayesha 😠😠

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10 months

“But you have she/her pronouns in ur bio, you claim to be a girl.” Erm no??? I’m Maury, I’m a hormone monster lol

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Bojack

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9 months

Moots off the top of my head (stml): A. Aqua, Aurelia B. Binx C. D. E. El F. G. Gummi, Greg H. I. I ate a bee (hard to forget) J. Jaime, All the damn Jays K. L. M. Millie, All the damn Maxs N. I. O. Q. R. S. Skylar, Spencer (Cherie) T. U. V. W. Worlds biggest loser X. Y. Z.

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How I felt in class earlier today after about greening on cart:

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9 months

I want boobies whag if I take estrogen as a girl will it make my boobies bigger??

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Bojack

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8 months

@Z3R0_B0N3S I’m too poor for AirPods i feed off food stamps but I hate when my headphones do that 😭

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10 months

Me: I’m irl bojack!!! Also me: *A short blonde haired girl with hello kitty everything*

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9 months

YOU THINK YOU THE SHIT, BITCH?? YOU AINT EVEN THE FART 🔥🔥🔥 Rt if you cried

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Bojack

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9 months

I forgot who I stole it from so sorry but drop ur pfps please

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9 months

Me after wearing a shirt that actually shows my a-b cup tits:

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9 months

Why do people think nipple play is hot I don’t get it???

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9 months

My people have spoken.

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10 months

@benoftheweek I love you Ben please have my children

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9 months

Pass me the blunt, I wanna get haiiii :33

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Bojack

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10 months

Erm my therapist said I act like a sociopath to my mom 💃🕺👯‍♀️

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9 months

Me and who rn

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10 months

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SCARLETTS

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Bojack

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7 months

Breaking my 13 hour fast(?) with some pepperoni rolls and watching Twitter porn. Life is great.

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Bojack

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8 months

*Towelie giving me backsh💔ts* Me: Ngh.. w-wait.. not in front of my moots-! Towelie: "shhh, its okay, let them watch... 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞..."

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8 months

Am I the only one that uses “:3” to my mom?? 😭😭

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Bojack

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10 months

I used to be one of those arson kids that barked at people and wore flannels, big black boots, beaded everything, and underused eyeliner. I used to go to school with eyeliner on my lips. Honestly ashamed of myself.

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Bojack

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10 months

I eat loose grapes from the store all the time and you guys can’t do anything about it

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Bojack

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10 months

Y’all how to get ten dollars speed run???

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Bojack

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8 months

I’m so glad to have irl edtwt friend we make edtwt jokes on front of people and nobody gets it but us and it’s so awesome

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Bojack

@st0n3rph0rnstar

8 months

Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?

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8 months

Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?

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Bojack

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9 months

my plug is so nice to me I’m buying off him and he said “I can try to get there at 11.” I was like “okay. Then he said “I can’t tn because I can’t get a ride but I def will first thing in the morning tmr” and I was like “ur fine” and he was like “I know how it feels to be out”

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Bojack

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9 months

Okay but what do people do that doesn’t sh, jerk off, smoke pot, fry ur hair and sleep on repeat do??

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Bojack

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10 months

I cant tell if my drawing just sucks ass or this princess peach has a weird everything??

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10 months

I feel like a victim to myself. I always get myself in messy situations and play the victim whenever it affects me. What’s wrong with me?

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Bojack

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9 months

I cleaned my depression room a little but it doesn’t look like I put that much work into it :( I cleaned in between my bed and picked up my clothes & trash but oh well goodnight Twitter

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Bojack

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9 months

*sends this to my best friend while stoned at 2 am*