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Squid🦑

@squidsplosion

2 years

accepting twitter's fate heres my linktree 😔

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OGHH THIS REAPER....I KNOW WHAT U ARE

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2 months

the npc that gives u the fantasia quest looking like he's going to hand you illicit substances technically makes fantasia addictions canon

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3 years

LETS FUCKING GO

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3 years

these fish got another thing coming for them

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WRONG!!! NASCENT FLASH ATTACK! 🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓

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Reminder:

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4 years

ASHJFDJFKHDS WARRIOR JUST HAS LOWER INTELLIGENCE HELP

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4 years

@VulpesOkamis im crying a little bit underneath someone asked for proof she invented the term

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7 years

IT GETS WORSE IM LAUFHIGNGNDNC

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3 years

petsize all small be like

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7 years

I set the attack range to 100

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4 years

my cotank and i after we cleave the party for uptime

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10 days

i dont know what to do with this information

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7 years

Me reading your bullshit

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5 days

send this to your local friendly(?) warrior main if they ever forget their opener (its just fell cleave)

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5 years

HELP I FOUND A LEGEND

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7 months

IM SORRY?????? WHAT?

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7 years

I'm back on my bullshit

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6 years

When you go in to defeat Belial for the 200th time

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5 years

a guide to granblue lv 1-30: what is happening 30-60: more is happening. what is it 60-85: oh god. oh no. oh fuck 85-100: IM ALMOST HL 101: hl 102: existential crisis 103-119: can i get m2 120: m2!!! 120.5: i hate m2 121-150: let me die 150-160: please 161+: existential crisis 2

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6 years

no one: anime boys with white hair:

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3 years

thinking about the ex1 trial i had where the drk was always low hp

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allison

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(misunderstanding LGBT slang) That outfit makes you look like a cunt

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6 years

Summer Camilla's attack

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6 years

"i'll have them home by 10" vs "my apologies sir i meant by 8"

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7 years

WE FISHIN NOW

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4 years

gamers be like yea i love genshin impact. i just pulled childe and i cant wait for dainsleif

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3 years

the cringe e6s endwalker joke i keep making but no one laughs at :/

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4 months

@linaginga its technically been FINALLY confirmed since 2.1! but no one checks rating pistol anymore so no one noticed jing yuan and acheron have the same rating (march and sampo too)

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7 years

yeah

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5 years

*its always sunny font* i break the game (again)

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6 years

at this point i have no self preservation

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6 months

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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6 years

out of your friends, which element do you main

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7 years

why does this look like alm tried to grab celica's hand but she immediately yanked it back

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6 years

i feel like siegfried qualifies as a joth boyfriend tell me i'm wrong

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5 years

you are not immune to hot lady knight

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5 years

no one: bards in limsa waiting for their queues to pop:

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4 years

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5 years

OKAY. OKAY. OKAYOKAYOKAYAYAY

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7 years

step into my castle for the next 30 minutes to experience a live action extreme deathmatch

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6 years

holy fuck

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6 years

basically

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6 years

back to,,, shitposting

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7 years

Lilina: O.... O Hector: LILINA'S FIRST WORD!!! Lilina: O... O.... O Hector: What is it Lilina? Lilina: OHO Hector: OHO!!!!!

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6 years

dudebro: if you like guys ur a fujo gay/bi men:

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1 year

shoutout to the victorian boys u kno who u are. i'll make lala, highlander, and roe/hroth later when i feel insane thinking about blade again

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6 years

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6 years

give me halloween alts or give me death

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6 years

slow your horses knight boy

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5 months

im a coward for letting this rot in my drafts im sorry

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5 years

drk story journal

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4 years

the last thing you see when you can't correctly identify a prime number in less than 10 seconds

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6 years

joker in smash joker from p5 p5 x gbf collab gbf x lovelive collab lovelive is canon in smash

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6 years

The entire Dragon Knights dance matches up almost perfectly with I Want It That Way from beginning to end to the point that they even sometimes lip sync the song.

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7 years

Is your child texting about Fire Emblem Heroes? Know the signs! TBH- Too Bad Hector LMAO- Lost My Amazing Orbs ITT- In Tempest Trials SMH- Stop Michaiah Hate TMI- Too Many Ikes WTF- Where's The Fodder OHO- OHO!

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6 years

presses "start discourse" button

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5 years

societte: wow i love my wife!!! yuel, using one braincell: YOU LOVE SOMEONE ELSE?? WHO IS WIFE????

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4 years

i'm a war main im legally allowed to disclose my intelligence

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6 years

so tokens are actually. a physical item.

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6 years

Siegfried actually did have character development! He started seeing a chiropractor AND washed his hair for the first time in 6 years!

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6 years

i have feelings 4 u

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6 years

anyone giving info on gbf: yeah lucio's kit is pretty outdated you shouldn't use h- folks who run the pretty boy sword team:

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6 years

Percival: wow it says 1 in 4 men are gay. so there must be one in the four knights. Lancelot: i hope it's Vane. he's cute. Percival: Percival: yeah.

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7 years

SOLEIL IS SO TINY????

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6 years

basically there's this knight except he's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! another knight shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongo

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6 years

please look at my daughter isnt she perfect thank you for your time

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6 years

Check out some self care tips from Granblue Fantasy

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5 years

im just gonna look at this picture for 20 years yeah.

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6 years

choose your fighter

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4 years

you zoom in on your wols brain and instead of a rat running in a wheel its ardbert and fray playing patty cake

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6 years

my 3 braincells for the next 24 hours

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7 years

feh mood

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6 years

psa for #DropTheT

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6 years

i think now is a good time to remind everyone that high res versions of the cafe art Exist in the world

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6 years

gbf folks dont forget to save your gacha rolls for ~12 hours after reset tomorrow because the banner will change and we will get. he.

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4 months

@linaginga the phrase in case anyone was wondering

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6 years

not to go off or anything but considering everytime we're seen belial lately he's wearing new accessories that look good on him so I really think he wasn't 100% lying about being a fashion designer

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6 years

IM LITERLAKAJDFHSKJFGSDFJSDF LOSING MY SHIT

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6 years

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6 years

I've been allowed to run rampant for far too long

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6 years

it's him. peanut butter publisher.

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3 years

@JannaDbunny

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3 years

Congrats to c*games for getting ahead of the curve and woobifying a serial killer before his fans did

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2 years

what cancelled raid nights do to a mf vanilla mashup of noir longcoat and calfskin jacket for every gamer, bon app the teeth

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6 years

i am forcibly removed from the cafe because i asked if they were on the menu

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7 years

Sandalphon: as president of the archangels i am passing a new law throughout the skies hereby banning horny people. all horny people are to be terminated on sight. Belial: wait a minute don't i ge Sandalphon: any last words slut Belial: H

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6 years

VIRA YOU DUMBASS THAT'S A TWINK

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KAHXKAJCKAJCKVH

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