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@squid_bees
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2 months
Chris Angel MINDFREAK!!!
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@squid_bees
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4 months
doorts (deer shorts)
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@squid_bees
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2 months
@badgate someone said shes like the oracle of delphi
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@squid_bees
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3 months
i don’t trust people who never had an ugly phase
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@squid_bees
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3 months
@Rockmih @happy_paintings @iloveklim idk i think theres a big difference between drawing monsters for a location meant to be as depraved as possible and freaking out at a studio/calling them “woke” for using a normal looking person as a face model.
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 months
*goes super saiyan and turns into this*
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@squid_bees
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3 months
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 months
you’re in his DM’s but hes in my bathroom cabinet googling what venlafaxine is
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@squid_bees
Sydney
6 months
@moonquery i never found out whos keys she wanted
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
hes a ten but hes like REALLY into EDM
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
using my big brown eyes privilege for evil
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 months
hey bro can i give you a mystery injection
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5 months
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
i never say “i wish” in case an evil genie is waiting teach someone the repercussions of desire
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@squid_bees
Sydney
6 months
@happy_paintings @kristafigtree miro is emo canonically confirmed
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@squid_bees
Sydney
29 days
wait guys i think im getting tan
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@squid_bees
Sydney
7 months
@powcampsurvivor bro i just found her on my college campus, and youll never guess what she had a baggie full of
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
:)
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 months
idk who needs to hear this but if you’re feeling lost in life do not fucking join the military that will not save you
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 months
@happy_paintings hes going to the bass pro shop after prehevil
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@squid_bees
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2 months
responding to a sext with “yay thank you”
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@squid_bees
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5 months
we smokin on that shit that makes you bashful and demure
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@squid_bees
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5 months
kitten, daddy is so close to muting you
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
Get Lil Wayne’s Lollipop Ringtone In 30 Seconds
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
quitting nicotine
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 months
i have to pee AGAIN?? i think im getting the hang of this…
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
its my birthday!!
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
is it okay with yall if i turn my swag on
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@squid_bees
Sydney
7 months
@Poo_Crave Danny Pudi youre up next
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
@bronzedvanille “i knew you would” so real i love him
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 months
I DONT WANT TO SHAVE MY LEGS ANYMORE I WANT TO RUN IN A FIELD AND EAT FRUIT
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@squid_bees
Sydney
7 months
@stickydacat is this how you found out youre color blind
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 months
Fiona Apple is trending which means I need to mention how much I love this verse
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@squid_bees
Sydney
6 months
this is a repost :o)
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
i wake up every morning looking like a terrified gerbil
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@squid_bees
Sydney
30 days
erm, what the strudel
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
*scratching my arm with my front teeth* wait whatd u say sorry??
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
um hello?
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
creature feature
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@squid_bees
Sydney
18 days
bangs
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
seeing how many espresso martinis i can order before the bartender beats the shit out of me
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
i knew other people aged i just didn’t think it’d happen to me
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
Venn diagram of my boobs and your face
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
jesus turns water into wine okay cool? i turn water into piss but no one has thanked me yet
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
@missuswormy okay, well tell “J.P. Morgan” to stop blowing vape smoke into my sons eyes
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@squid_bees
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4 months
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@squid_bees
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4 months
you cant just say perchance
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@squid_bees
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4 months
you don’t meet a lot of Sydneys because I fight them all to the death and walk away with the title
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
shoplifting an entire sheet cake in my pants pocket
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
my brother went to a video game convention and got me some stuff 🙏
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
i became friends with a deer in japan once
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
not conservative enough to love America but too American for anywhere else
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 months
*throws a stick of dynamite at your baby*
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
your honor, i’m bleeding can i have a bandaid
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 months
“post punk” “dungeon core” “grunge metal” what the fuck are you talking about
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 months
that wasn’t very cash monkey of you…
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 months
its so hard being a goth girl with bleached blonde hair who doesnt act goth or dress goth
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@squid_bees
Sydney
30 days
no its not the strain bitch i will go fucking crazy if you pass me that blunt
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
granola is like kibble for women
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
if im baking and youre within like 50 feet of the kitchen i need you to fuck off
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
breakup so bad i dyed my hair back to its natural color omg
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
you are ripping them apart..i hate you.
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@squid_bees
Sydney
19 days
insane thrift store find: framed holographic twin towers
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
@rottenoperas everyone they tour with are older punk bands so i imagine theyd be even more in their element
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@squid_bees
Sydney
28 days
bringing “amazeballs” back into the rotation
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
why are you 20 and engaged. go get addicted to something.
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 months
youre so silly and carefree, its a shame youre really mentally unwell
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
if you can correctly guess what animal this came from ill give u a surprise
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 months
“what do you want for your birthday” i dont know and youre stressing me out
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@squid_bees
Sydney
27 days
i have a separate account thats following no one and followed by no one where i post all my super emo thoughts, lest i ruin the vibe i’ve curated on this account (awesome chill girl, coquette, mysterious and alluring)
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
stop fucking emailing me i am begging you
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
playing minecraft on my macbook to use as a heating pad
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 months
giving my dog ozempic so he stays aerodynamic
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
i saw a raccoon eating a frosty outside a wendy’s in florida at 12 am. it was like an omen.
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 months
if you give a mouse a cigarette, he’s going to ask for a cup of coffee. when you give him the coffee, he’ll probably ask you for another cigarette.
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 months
@blondehotcoffee my go to word was actually the word yesterday i got so excited
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
fine… whatever
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@squid_bees
Sydney
16 days
holy guac and moly
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
my pet leech keep tickling me
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 days
i need to get more annoying and meaner
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@squid_bees
Sydney
13 days
this man without a big nose just hit on me i feel sick
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 months
i have too many questions about everything i am too curious
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
every 2 weeks i choose a new fruit to become obsessed with
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@squid_bees
Sydney
6 months
*uses the stall next to you in an otherwise empty public restroom* “can u hold my hand im scared”
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
i ❤️ rubbing my eyes really hard after touching vintage doorknobs
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
*has a major mental breakdown and ghosts you for months* “hey sorry about that u wanna get lunch soon”
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
i wanna donate my body to science but then i think about that grandma who donated her body for alzheimers research and got blown up by the military
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 months
whenever theres a sex scene in Bridgerton i just think of how bad everyone must’ve smelled back then
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 months
I ❤️ SPEEDING!!!!!
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
the parasites in my brain are making me watch antique restoration videos at 2 a.m. instead of sleeping
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@squid_bees
Sydney
16 days
whenever someone likes ranch a little too much it comes off as gay
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@squid_bees
Sydney
6 months
handlebar mustache dog
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@squid_bees
Sydney
22 days
moral oral robbed me at knife point
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@squid_bees
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24 days
im smart in an “are you autistic” way
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 months
my mom knows her audience
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
dude im gonna Chris Angel mindfreak you if you don’t chill out
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@squid_bees
Sydney
5 months
why are you posting about how lonely you are do you have a humiliation thing
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
olive oil is the sexiest thing in the world
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