I added this girl from hinge on snapchat and she won't stop sending me videos of her doing bong rips. I haven't responded to any of them and she's already told me she's not interested in dating me so I don't really know what to do with that.
I love the Spring Garden pita pit because i can sit at the window and make direct eye contact with pedestrians as i try to fit my saucy, overfilled southwest chicken pita in my dainty lil mouth
My followers consist of 5 people i kind of know, 12 people i absolutely don't know but pretend i know, people who just downloaded twitter, and porn accounts
Nothing pisses me off more than the gender disparities in Men's and Women's clothing😠 tell me why the men's section at Lululemon I could get a whole ass athleisure suit while the women's section is just cunty tennis skirts and leggings
Karaoke is for 3 types of people:
1. Narcissists
2. Theatre Kids who never got the lead
3. People who always wanted to be in a band but don't have friends that can play an instrument
I'm all 3:)
ppl like this don't understand a little adventure. On the street you could see anything, you could let the night take you, you could touch some gd grass. In an uber you KNOW your gonna get bad music and some awkward conversation
Having twitter moots is crazy because today I saw a "Personalized Library Kit" at Chapters and I thought, "aw
@eatmyysh0rts
would love that" but I've never met her and she doesn't know my real name
Every female friendship i have is completely unique, important, and irreplaceable
Almost all of my male friendships could be replaced by listening to a podcast