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the boyfriend in Sports Boyfriend

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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
When I’m texting from my computer I would tell anyone anything
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
And i would do it Fast
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
7 years
This is the FUNNIEST thing I’ve ever seen
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
11 years
I'm going to keep retaking this personality test until it tells me that I'm pretty
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
8 months
@dudeimnormal Good omen
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
1 year
I’ve seen the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by natural wine
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Time to cool the old brain down with 600 tiktoks
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Hi I got the chop
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
7 years
Lol can someone tell men to suck my ass
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Keep almost taking a sip of candle
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
6 years
here's my first single off my ep that i've refused to drop for years that's actually coming out now 🏹💌
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
Listening to pavement for the first time I get what all of u were trying to do now , also Good Morning
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Gods got her finger on the trigger for me saying “love you bye” when I hang up a work call
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
another song about yes - YOU!
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
If this ever ends I’m moving to San Diego n opening vape /skate shop and getting a lil face tat and I’m going to write jack johnson knockoff songs on the beach
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 months
Charli in the Madonna themed record store in Boystown in 2013 god bless her I still have my CD
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
Girlies bathroom is popping off at the waxahatchee show
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
Okay do ppl look extra busted this Halloween or is that just bc I am sober now
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Sometimes I think about how if I was a busted looking 6ft tall dude I would have everything I want in life But instead I have........... my beautiful little doll face and endometriosis
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
As someone who’s never approached ANYTHING in a healthy way, here’s my advice:
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Popping in to say! I’m feeling nuts !
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
making indie rock!
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Egg McMuffin is the food exquivalent of the song oops I did it again Technically masterful & precise Joyous but at what cost
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
the suburbs by arcade fire song still makes me insecure bc I still haven’t learned how to drive
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
Vibe check
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
Ashland X9 is one of the four horses of the apocalypse and I am the man riding it
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
😔🤝
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Firing emails off at 7:30am CST
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
a dollar beer night of the mind
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
This week 9 years ago
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
when I get stressed out I Have to watch a Sandra bullock movie
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
6 years
The reason I don’t wear makeup is bc I look like a haunted doll in it that’s it
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
second single! good morning!
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
Dudes just canNOT stop themselves from telling me that I’m “weird” but that it is “okay”
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
Literally my life is getting Better & BETTER
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
7 years
my therapist literally asked "so what steps can you take to not sabotage the good things in your life?" and then we both laughed lmao god
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
sorry i cannot embark on a charged emotional relationship with you right now i am too busy washing out pasta sauce jars for my watercolor practice!
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
O wah ah ah ah
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
me on me
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
Annual Eileens picks for 2022 Sobriety Wired headphones No case on phone Nalgene Waterproof shoes True love
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
Please get me on the bachelor I’m just trying to see something
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
6 years
Stairs only
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
@w000rm Damn he’s god the pads out too..
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
if u open photobooth on ur computer - its time for bed!
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
after saying just a bunch of shit that makes no sense: yeah people really cant keep up with me
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
big lemonade cup 👁💙
@justin_loans
justin
3 years
also a @sportsboyfriend sighting
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
When I put my glasses directly into the cup of water next to my bed….. that’s the genius brain working
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
The vibe for 2020 is me accidentally telling the truth!
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
7 years
Me after one day without incident: Now that everything else in my life is perfect it’s time to fix my posture
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
thinking about what i was doing 7 years ago today 1. working at a jewelry store telling dudes what to buy for their wives for xmas (top sales in the county) 2. enjoying a peppermint mocha from the sbux on (all of) my lunch break 3. lit rally having a psychological breakdown
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 months
this one gave me pause, different style than the rest of them. Seems a little heartbroken tbh
@jellycatbot
jellycat plush bot
5 months
♡ Yummy Puppy
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
2 years
the escalator
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
About 2 put a Radiohead tshirt on this year has been really strange
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
6 years
30 is the new 20 and 20 is the New Babie
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
The big thief songs make me cry!
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Pivoting to writing songs about dudes I hate
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
I’m fokin losing my mind bruv lol😌
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
7 years
At work I actually say “how can I help you today??!” But my eyes say Take care of me
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
The broom happening is proof that that true joy can come from !lies! Goodnite
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
1 year
I do not have the emotional fortitude to withstand the Midwest
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
blessing & curse that ppl at my j*b assume im 22 yrs old for some reason anyway im 22 yrs old
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
Just fixed the freezer at work
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
Ashland x9 is haunted I regularly see ghosts on that bus
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
new music monday with love, as always available in the usual places
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Something amazing about this time of year is that I am moved to tears like 3 times a day which I absolutely love it’s def not exhausting
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
come on eileen playing not once, but TWICE in the first episode of the hulu high fidelity remake that im watching to neutralize my beautiful mind this evening - is proof of "we plan, god laughs"
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
It’s sleep on the couch season 🤝🛋
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
girlboss 4 girlboss
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
6 years
GM! Remember to never trust the opinions of the too beautiful! They do not know what’s going on usually
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
All I do is work 16 hours, watch Veronica Mars, sleep wake up ride bike do it again
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
finally done it ( superglued my glasses to my face by accident )
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
6 years
🧀 check it out
@Chi_Creatives
Chicago Creatives
6 years
Chase away your Monday blues with our latest interview featuring the authentic and charming @sportsboyfriend . Read how she went from creating music in her college dorm room to performing in Chicago’s most historical venues. Click the link below:
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
When u start making over 100k u get a worm in ur brain that makes u want to eat only “birthday cake” flavored things
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
let's get 1 thing straight - I'm everyone's husband
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
Thinking about the time this grl accidentally closed a car door on my hand and I just .... didn’t say anything about it bc I didn’t want anyone to feel bad but I was fully stuck in that door
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
cant stop thinking about explaining what a "wife guy" is to my boss the other day
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Begging my brain to find joy in something But instead I just stop finding joy in something else Lord in heaven bro! What the hell
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
6 years
Welcome to the lab! #studioday 👌🤘👌
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
Being the manager of a wack grocery store thru this situation moodboard
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
7 years
My female socialized brain when I come into w*rk and no one has done their gd job : “Haha lol crazy that there is nothing ready! Sorry for being a bitch 5 mins ago but ugh just so stressed lol ;) haha sorry“
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
7 years
Watching the lady bird movie in a theatre drinking the saddest beer , blue moon There is no one else here how blessed
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
I’m changing my life
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Anxiously sipping lacroixs WODE AWAKE bc I’m anticipating some kind of emotional catharsis and not in a good way can more of u tweet so I have something to read
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
ladies should i get a skateboard?
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Gonna get a husband so I can hand out my flirty little compliments in peace
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eileen
4 years
Sophie forever!
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Charging my bike lights and smiling! That’s called a will to live
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
11 months
Said “now THATS a good one” out loud to this
@jellycatbot
jellycat plush bot
11 months
♡ Woodland Maple Leaf
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
Who wants to watch the parent trap w me tomorrow I need comfort
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Granite countertops and giant ass family dogs on the gram season EVEN in these unprecedented times :/
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
In honor of women’s history month , hottest girls I know ,
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
7 years
every time someone calls me a singer-songwriter i lose 10 hairs off my head
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Does anyone want to move in with me As a joke.. lol
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
4 years
Best literature I’ve read in 2020 : the info panel of the water heater in my apt buildings laundry room while I transcended reality by having to occupy my brain for the five remaining minutes on my wash cycle without my phone
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
7 months
Madame Web was good some of yall can’t handle a bad bitch
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
5 years
It’s listen to snail mail and make a cauliflower pizza in the dark hour Every day is a gift !
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@sportsboyfriend
eileen
3 years
to whomever tagged "swag" on my front door - thank u
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@sportsboyfriend
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5 years
All I do is ruin lives, eat chip & lie
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