Spencer Jones @spendals Twitter profile

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Spencer Jones

@spendals

2 years

There are people out for their morning jog. At GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL. Jogging. At a festival. They’re not high, late, lost, running away from invisible monsters. They. Are. Jogging. At fucking Glastonbury. #Glastonbury #Glastonbury2022 #glasto #waitrose

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I asked my son (8) if he’d like to get married. He said yes. I asked a man or a woman? He said it could be either. Later he said I know who I want to marry, then he pointed to his penis and shouted THIS GUY. Then he pulled down his trousers to reveal he had put a ring on it.

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5 years

If you’re struggling today, then think back to an ex who was a nightmare and imagine still being with them and being stuck indoors with them now. That’s what I keep doing and it really helps.

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3 years

#MothersDay

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7 years

Standing room only on a packed train. I'm deep in thought. I pout when I think. Train stops suddenly. I accidentally kiss a small bald man on his head. 4 more stops.

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4 years

They keep deleting this.

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4 years

Every time she comes in to my ‘work’ room, she does something funnier in one minute than I’ve managed all day. It’s lovely but slightly infuriating.

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@spendals

2 years

My comedy special is out today on Amazon prime. Thanks to soho theatre and Amazon for having me. There’s a lot of help I’ve had from various legends over the years and there’s a little bits of all of them in there. Thank you!

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3 years

The second series of THE MIND OF HERBERT CLUNKERDUNK begins 26th January BBC 2 PLEASE WATCH IT. MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.

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2 years

Music. Fucking brilliant isn’t it?

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4 years

I KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT POLITICS. BUT CAN WE HAVE A CLEVER PRIME UK MINISTER AND A NICE AMERICAN PRESIDENT NEXT TIME PLEASE. (bye bye some followers)X

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4 years

I made a song and music video

SOME PEOPLE by SPENCER JONES

BUY THE TRACK HEREhttps://spendals.bandcamp.com/SHOT IN ONLY ONE TAKE ON GOPRO 8Music by Spencer Jones and Andy JonesFeaturing Dominic Coleman.LYRICSOh Some ...

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3 years

If you vote for them in the next general election, I don’t want to be your friend anymore.

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4 years

I know it’s not important in the grand scheme of things but I wanted to let you know that Mr Winner is not going to have a second series. I had a lovely time making and want to thank Matt Morgan for writing it for me and the BBC for having me in it. Thanks for watching x

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7 years

I'm a comedian on a beach with my kids. What was supposed to happen? #Melbourne #comedy

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6 years

Thursday on telly.

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3 years

I’ve had a great idea. And I will be the first to admit I’m not the most knowledgeable at this sort of thing but….Let’s not vote for this lot again. Let’s all vote for someone nice. Someone caring. Someone with principles. Someone consistent. Just someone who is less shit?

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5 years

Me: Can a man marry a car? Son: No! It hasn’t got any lips. Daughter: Or a bum.

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3 years

THE MIND OF HERBERT CLUNKERDUNK. Another sneaky clip ahead of the new series that starts tonight. #clunkerdunk #herbert #bbc2 #comedy

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6 years

Thanks for all the lovely stuff you’ve said about cats does countdown. I’m genuinely quite surprised and chuffed. Thank you very much xxxxx

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@spendals

5 years

Hello. A show we made called THE MIND OF HERBERT CLUNKERDUNK is on BBC 2 tonight. It’s weird but we made it as funny as we could. LOADS of legends busted their balls and fannys to make it. I thank them all. ALSO please come see my Edinburgh show. It’s looks a bit quiet tonight.

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5 years

Saw this amazing furry caterpillar in my back garden today. Totally beautiful. But we shouldn’t see them this early in the year. Global warming is killing my children’s future. Then I realised it was a mouldy cat shit that I should have cleaned up weeks ago.

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4 years

Wattsy got his teeth done in Turkey.

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5 years

HELLO! I HOPE YOU'RE ALRIGHT. Alexander Wolfe asked me to make a music video for his new single TIRED OF ME. I am tired of myself, as I am sure a lot of us are, so I made this in my loft and kitchen. hope you like it.

Alexander Wolfe - Tired of Me

Music video for 'Tired of Me', shot, directed & edited by Spencer Jones and his kids.https://AlexanderWolfe.lnk.to/vf_UGFAhttp://www.twitter.com/alexanderwol...

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6 years

My 3year old daughter is singing I’M STILL STANDING while SAT on the toilet doing a poo. Me and her 6 year old brother think it’s her best work.

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3 years

CLUNKERDUNK 2 TRAILER. All episodes now on iPlayer. Featuring the amazing : ⁦ @Lucypearman ⁩ ⁦ @ShilohCoke ⁩ ⁦ @felicityward ⁩ ⁦ @Talldarkfriend ⁩ ⁦ @JamesMoir10 ⁩ ⁦ @Marlon_Davis ⁩ ⁦ @WillSeaward ⁩ ⁦ @Shali_P ⁩ ⁦ @kitsullivan ⁩ WALLOP!!!!!!

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6 months

I’m going on tour for the first time ever.

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4 years

LOCK DOWN SONG "SOME PEOPLE" RECORDED IN LOCK DOWN IN ONE TAKE.

SOME PEOPLE by SPENCER JONES

BUY THE TRACK HEREhttps://spendals.bandcamp.com/SHOT IN ONLY ONE TAKE ON GOPRO 8Music by Spencer Jones and Andy JonesFeaturing Dominic Coleman.LYRICSOh Some ...

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3 years

They have put Mr Winner back on the bbc iplayer. It’s not as strange as I normally do. But If you’ve not seen it have a look. But watch ep3 first then 1,2,456. Much better order. ‘They’ ignored my advice…..

BBC Two - Mister Winner

Optimist Leslie can't help causing chaos wherever he goes.

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4 years

I just told my son Bale was coming back to Tottenham and he screamed “GET READY TO FEEL THE THUNDER!” then punched me square on my penis. #bale #TottenhamHotspur

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@spendals

5 years

They’re letting me on Sunday Brunch tomorrow. This tweet mainly for family members who tell me off when I don’t tell them on the telly.

Sunday Brunch

@SundayBrunchC4

5 years

On #SundayBrunch this week: @spendals , @denise_vanouten , Neil Morrissey, Phil Glenister, and @mrchrisaddison ! Plus food with @morgancheeses , drinks with @DaRumAmbassador , Guest Chef @Anahaugh and live music from @LilyMooreMusic ! Join us Sunday from 9.30am on @Channel4 🥳🥐☕️

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3 years

One minute past noon on April fools day.

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2 years

I watched the film Napoleon Dynamite for the first time in years last night. If you’ve not seen it in ages or at all, please do. It’s a gorgeous lovely silly film about the good stuff. Fuck it, I might watch it again this morning.

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@spendals

4 years

When I was a kid I thought if you did a fart when you ran a race it would make you run a tiny bit faster for half a second. My kid just came up with this on his own without me telling him about it and now I won’t be bothering with a paternity test.

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@spendals

5 years

Today we finished filming Clunkerdunk. Thank you to everyone who worked on it. I’m a bit emotional because you were all excellent and I am a very lucky man to have had you all in my corner. Every single one of you xxxx

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@spendals

4 years

Prediction: conservatives fuck us all up so much they lose the next election. Whoever gets in can’t sort us out in four years. Conservatives get back in after a lovely four year holiday. And the whole thing starts again.

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5 years

Harry Hill’s new show starts tomorrow night on channel 4. I’m doing a little bit in it on the first one along with some brilliant people. Different guests each week. I’ve seen the lists and they are all quality. Get involved.

Harry Hill's ClubNite

@HHClubnite

5 years

⏰ We have @spendals on our first show⚠️ On @channel4 this Friday night at 11:05pm! 🤣🎤 #ClubNite

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4 years

Just realised Herbert clunkerdunk is on bbc2 now. It’s already started. You’ve missed it. I’ve missed it.

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6 years

PLEASE WATCH THIS THING I MADE FOR THE BBC. MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.

BBC Two - The Mind of Herbert Clunkerdunk, Pilot

A look into the mind of Herbert Clunkerdunk as he attempts to move around everyday life.

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1 year

A nervous man (me) had a lovely time with Richard in Exeter.

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1 year

And this guy ⁦ @spendals ⁩ Spencer Jones is a legend too. Such a sweet, naughty comedy genius. The pods we are getting on this tour are extraordinary! Out in a few weeks!

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4 years

If anyone’s got any gloves that no longer fit and are too tight, I can take them off your hands.

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6 years

THANKS VERY MUCH BAFTA! WHAT A LOVELY COLLECTION OF PEOOLE TO BE ALONGSIDE?! MUM IS CHUFFED X

BAFTA

@BAFTA

6 years

The nominees for Short Form Programme 👏📺 📺 Bovril Pam (Snatches from Women’s Lives) 📺 The Mind of Herbert Clunkerdunk 📺 Missed Call 📺 Wonderdate #BAFTATV

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3 years

#WorldBookDay

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4 years

The best thing that I did today was use some brand new WD40 on stiff skateboard wheels. So satisfying. And now I’m drinking Gin mixed with Lucozade. So trust me when I say to you: You are doing great mate. X

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7 years

My first parents evening so I have shaved myself into a weird parent. Going to do the whole thing with the southern American accent.

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5 years

Stunning result on making a boat out of recycled plastic and an electric egg beater.

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5 years

Last episode of Mister Winner tonight. And it’s a beauty. Thanks for watching if you did. And if you didn’t no worries. The news is on at the same time. Fair play.

United Voices

@UnitedVoices_

5 years

The wedding day is finally here. They are getting married at a castle in the countryside – all Leslie has to do is get there on time, in one piece and not ruin anything. Don't miss the series finale of #MisterWinner , tonight at 10pm on @BBCTwo starring @spendals & @Lucypearman

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5 years

Up for a Bafta today. We won’t win but I wanna thank david Simpson, Jon Riche, Tiger Aspect, @katedaughton , Shane Allen, The BBC, @KittyLaing , @UnitedAgents , Jonny Sabbagh, Will Harper, @mrandrewjones @ben_cavey @Lucypearman and Dom Coleman and my family for all being legends. Xx

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1 year

I’m really chuffed and feel very lucky to have an interview by richard. He’s a very funny clever and decent man. Aren’t you Richard? I know you’re reading this. Richard I hope you’re reading this. Thanks thanks for having me mate. X

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1 year

RHLSTP with the unique and unbeatable Spencer Jones @spendals is now up wherever you get your pods Catch the RHLSTP tour - gigs coming up in Chorley (join waiting list), Nottingham, Salford (last few tickets) and Edinburgh

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9 years

QUICK URGENT Get yourselves to the co-op on Nicolson Street in Edinburgh they do the most amazing buns. #properjob http://t.co/gMR10wxtZR

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2 years

Good luck today. However it goes remember you tried your best. And they’ll be gone soon. Peas on earth.

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1 year

Edinburgh festival. 14-28 aug 2023. Please come. I’m up to my nuts in overdraft.

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3 years

SERIES ONE of the mind of Herbert clunkerdunk is now on iplayer with series 2 for those who have been asking.

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5 years

Thanks to everyone who came to see my shows at the soho theatre. The audiences were amazing. What a lucky git I’m am. I’m hopefully gonna do a nationwide tour towards the end of the year. Bye!

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5 years

I’m in Mister Winner tonight on BBC2 10pm. Then they’ll be putting the whole thing on the iplayer. If that’s the sort of thing your after. X

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5 months

I’m going on my first ever tour around the UK. You should come. X

Show And Tell

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Prop-based tomfoolery. Chickens rapping over looped songs. A very angry cockerel. All this and more as SPENCER JONES @spendals heads out on his very first UK tour this September 😎 🎟️ Tickets are now on-sale at

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5 years

Worth it for the amazing NHS. We love you.

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4 years

I’m always slightly impressed when a ladybird takes off.

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4 years

My son is getting into football now. He likes shouting. “Premier league” then pointing at his penis.

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7 years

Oh hi guys. Can anyone help? What flowers are these please?

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4 years

#savelivecomedy

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3 years

A tiny moment in a film I noticed. #face #slide #unexpected #judder

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3 years

That’s two nights in a row now the tooth fairy hasn’t left money for my son. Taking the piss now.

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@spendals

3 years

THE MIND OF HERBERT CLUNKERDUNK starts in five minutes. The talent that we got on these two eps is immense. @JamesMoir10 @felicityward @WillSeaward @Marlon_Davis @kitsullivan and of course @Lucypearman very very lucky man. #herbert #clunkerdunk #themindofherbertclunkerdunk

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@spendals

3 years

@MsJoNeary Have a word with the head teacher about it mate. That’s really annoyed me. He shouldn’t be teaching.

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4 years

During this shit storm I have started needing to wear glasses, my seven year old has made two prison shanks, and this morning I said “hello bastard” to a hill I was about to run up.

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6 years

I just got caught throwing next doors cat shit into next doors garden. My son is absolutely pissing himself.

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@spendals

3 years

Good luck if you’re voting today, and well done if you’re voting today.Especially well done if you’re voting for the first time today. Vote for fresh legs on the pitch, not worn out greedy legs. Xxxx

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5 years

I just sang ‘lady in red’ to a cold caller who hung up. It made me very happy. Then very sad, because I know I won’t do anything funnier today. #neverseenyoulookingsogoodasyoudidtonightneverseenyoushinesobrightyoulookedamazing

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3 years

I get very nervous before normal gigs, but if I havent performed for a year I tune into a mess. I decided to film it and my excellent mate Ben Lowe edited it and told me to put it out there. So here it is.

Professional Idiot

Prop comedian Spencer Jones has been nominated for the prestigious Edinburgh Comedy Award twice – for his acclaimed Fringe shows in 2017 and 2019. With 2020'...

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2 years

Our new King. God save him.

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7 years

What did you do with your time on earth Daddy?

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3 years

I had the pleasure to appear in Billy Nomates new music video. Listen to it loud. It deserves it. I had such a laugh that day. It’s a proper tune and a great vocal. Thanks for having me Billy Nomates - Blue Bones via @YouTube

Billy Nomates - Blue Bones

Taken from 'CACTI' out now on Invada Records: https://lnk.to/XEp5cgMVMerch and tour tickets available at https://www.iambillynomates.comWritten & performed b...

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5 years

Just found out my 7 year old kid is walking around with his 50 quid Christmas money in his trainers.

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4 years

I can highly recommend phoning up your step Dad today, if you are lucky enough to have been brought up by one. Or any man who’s been a mini legend to you. I just did it, on a whim, for the first time in my life. It felt weird but made us both laugh. Worth a go.

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5 years

#isolation #haircut #sketch

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4 years

My son has made a song up called you are my anus. It’s just him saying you are my anus over and over again

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3 years

Wattsy realises he is nearing the end of his sexual peak.

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5 years

OPENING NIGHT TONIGHT AT THE SOHO THEATRE. BUZZING. PROPER. GONNA TRY REALLY REALLY HARD. THERES A FEW TICKETS LEFT FOR THE RUN. GET IN QUICK IF I WERE YOU. IM GONNA GO VERY QUIET FOR QUITE A WHILE AFTER.

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4 years

#happybirthday to you on your birthday.

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3 years

My daughter just said getting kicked in the privates is lucky. We asked why. She replied the liquid of the winkle makes the balls magic. What is the point of me trying to write comedy?

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3 years

My stepdad Carl. Looked after 3 of us kids. We weren’t his. Hard as nails and funny fuck. An actual hero in my opinion.

Richard K Herring

@Herring1967

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Once again this year, instead of RTing idiots who can’t google on march 8th, I am going use November 19th as a sort of International Men’s Day (if only there could actually be one) where we celebrate the good men in our lives. Friends, family or men you admire. I will RT some...

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I’ve only just realised you don’t have to put a sieve in a dishwasher upside down. Put it the right way up and put a cup in it. #gamechanger

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5 years

Got pissed and tried painting. Pointless.

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4 years

Already regretting saying yes to this. This line up will wipe the floor with me. Terrified. Spencer you idiot.

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@spendals

2 years

I’m in a documentary tonight about comedians who do art. We filmed my bits quite some time ago, just before covid. It was great fun to film even though I do feel a bit of a fraud being in it. A Brush With Comedy sky arts 10 pm tonight.

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5 years

Infuriating.

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2 years

Nike adidas Lonsdale.

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3 years

You’re not really allowed to change what football team you support. But you can change who you vote for. Try it you might like it. X

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Why I became an MP

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I’ve just painted Rocky Balboa. And it’s so bad it’s funny and I am fucking furious.

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3 years

@rhysjamesy @joelycett

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5 years

Just realised birds don’t have armpits. They have wingpits.

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2 years

I’m calling it now. The conservatives want to lose the next general election. Labour won’t have enough time to sort it out the mess in time for the next election after that. Then the conservatives get back in (helped by certain news providers) after that. Then 12 more years!

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3 months

Just had a massive coffee and listened to national express by Divine comedy and now I am fucking buzzing man.

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@spendals

2 years

Been hearing a lot about the H and M documentary. I might have to watch it. I’ve bought T-shirts from there in the past. Sounds like stuff escalated pretty quick?

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4 months

It’s bin day!

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