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abarth ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ || go-karts and eurobeat || road rage in the wage cage || i'm great at doin stuff || spooky.wav

Joined January 2018
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i race clean but in a way that makes you wish you were dead
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99% of TikTok live is people subjecting themselves to bizarre Sisyphean torture for pennies
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ya'll talkin bout gas prices but i dont care
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the other 1% is people blatantly hacking in fortnite
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customer just answered the door in his underwear and talked to me via the passthru on his VR headset
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โ–‘Mโ–‘Yโ–‘Fโ–‘ Iโ–‘Aโ–‘Tโ–‘Iโ–‘ Nโ–‘Bโ–‘Iโ–‘O โ–‘
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@Scum_fcuk ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ 
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why are they all in the krusty krab
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I have so many questions
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@NEVERLOGGINGOUT no kidding. "mogged" doesn't even begin to describe how I felt
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@cumweiser
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alcoholic check: what's the first tweet that pops up when you search "beer" on your profile?
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don't care get out of my way
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non aesthetic things
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Why speeding in a car doesnโ€™t save time
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diesel mechanic
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What is your task in the solarpunk commune?
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@ThotsAnPrayers it was too surreal. I had to just go with it
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Happy Easter folx
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dick stroker
@RichardStrocher
Richard Strocher ๐•
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My name is Richard Strocher. Iโ€™m a Gen-Z Conservative who is fighting for President Trump in 2024. Trump is the only America First candidate. I will loyally aid him in defeating the deep state, ending the border crisis, and restoring order to our nation. Will you join me?
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@speedyspeedboi_
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the legend actually did it!!
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@Boenau
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The point of these signs is to show the legal passing distance. There's a disturbing urge by Americans to watch this thinking they're supposed to cheer for the bus driver.
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Oh man the intro to the shrek bit is 10x funnier
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Excision with the new visuals!! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ @Excision
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@KerryMi34737041 @TheAnthonyMark @RamAbdu no actually I think Israel defined the boundaries and forced all the Palestinians inside
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Disney called their ice princess movie "Frozen" to redirect search engines away from the other theory that Walt is in cryogenic stasis somewhere in Disney world
@MNateShyamalan
soul nate
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whatโ€™s the lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have? i think airplane mode is a hoax because they donโ€™t want you texting your friends and telling them youโ€™re not having fun on the plane
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@NEVERLOGGINGOUT no idea but let em cook
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@ByYourLogic dangerous archetype
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we need to make our cities and roadways more dangerous for pedestrians and cyclists
@TransgirlPhotos
๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Zara ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ
10 months
what's a car take that will have you like this?
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looks boring as fuck check out vrchat
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2 years
huh
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you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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@CursedAds GREGNANT?
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sentient is playing half life alyx and spent 15 minutes just playing with props on the very first balcony you spawn on and then drew these
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accidentally backwashing in my beer cause I had to slam on the brakes
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@animeterrorist
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@bartsimsonreal can you ai generate more hammers
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@amazonnews Literally just got 'randomly' chosen to be let go and my last day is Friday. My full-time benefits would have kicked in on Monday ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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@BOENSAW seriously, getting three blind frags through smoke? get real lmao
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6 months
this is just me on a normal day
@uncledoomer
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me after two domestic light beers
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@KerryMi34737041 @TheAnthonyMark @RamAbdu prove my other statement wrong that white phosphorus is horribly nasty stuff
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an expensive mistake for you maybe... couldnt be me ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค
@crazyclipsonly
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An expensive mistake ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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RIP Old Mate Bryan....
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@PETAUK
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These rats were forced to inhale cigarette smoke. Can you imagine how torturous this was for them?
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internet archive brought to its knees by butthurt fart fetishist @ChuckWendig
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@PublishersWkly
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BREAKING: A federal judge has decided in favor of four publishers in the long-awaited copyright case Hachette v. Internet Archive. "There is nothing transformative about IA's copying and unauthorized lending of the works in the suit," the judge writes. This story is developing.
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goob morn
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@KerryMi34737041 @RamAbdu fact check white phosphorus i s insanely poisonous, carcinogenic, cannot be doused in water, and not to mention painful. it can absorb through the skin it doesn't burn off your bones causing horrible craniofacial disfigurement and decay called phossy jaw.
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kelce scores the winning touchdown with zero seconds left and taylor instantly births fully gestated quadruplets sparking the new american baby boom
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@EndlessJeopardy what is jarusalem?
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2 years
*inflates your currency til it's big and round* ^owo^
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taught my parents about soyfacing and they turn around and pull this on me. I can't believe my mom and dad owned me this hard
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had a ridealong "observer" who did barely any work and I caught him on instagram watching bbws suck each other's toes
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@speedyspeedboi_
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fuck it CLEAN IT UP JANNY
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@speedyspeedboi_
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i won't share them here but i got the bing generator to give me images of Pepe the frog shooting cum everywhere. you'll just have to trust me
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elwood blues
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it's my birthday I'm 63 :)
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lmao why is this popping off? watch this instead
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i race clean but in a way that makes you wish you were dead
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LOOK MOM IM ON TV
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@uncledoomer joe biden please, for the price of one stinger missile i could catch up on my rent and car payments and start a little nest egg
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@Bringatrailer i'll give u zero dollars final offer
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redditsexuals turn gay for pussy cause they lack the courage to be straight for dick
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He menace me!
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@WeWuzBoomers I maintain that the Internet itself makes these pictures and not some real person's imagination
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rising shine
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Disney called their ice princess movie "Frozen" to redirect search engines away from the other theory that Walt is in cryogenic stasis somewhere in Disney world
@p_millerd
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What is your most fun conspiracy? Everyone should have one.
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customer was too real for this
@ca_dmv_bot2
ca license plates
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Customer: I HATE FEDEX DMV: HATE Verdict: DENIED
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@uncledoomer *riding my golden parachute down into the grave* I'm so sowwyyyyyy ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
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lf passenger princess
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@GimmickAccsOOC speaking out against the injustice brought upon the people who form the foundation of your account
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when are bugs gonna evolve to look like microplastics and chip bags
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing โ˜˜๏ธ
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here are some cool insects
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@StrangeBodykit why do these dorks always jump straight to kei trucks and useless electric fuckmobiles instead of anything remotely practical like minis, fiats, leafs, volts etc?? there's tons of small normal cars
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@bartsimsonreal
dehumanized painslave
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@speedyspeedboi_
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these threads and articles suck because the writers always criticize the platform for not doing enough instead of drawing attention to VRChat's elaborate reputation based safety system that has pretty much solved this problem already
@lolkat
Kat Lo
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I jumped on VR Chat recently for research and within 1 minute of entering the first public room I witnessed: 1. a dozen people chanting the n word and laughing for 5 minutes 2. several men crowding and making sexual comments to a nervous girl who said she was 15 in her profile
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@StrangeBodykit someone's selling their grandpa's last daily after he died
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cheers!
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this face is ai generated bro
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2 years
@VideoGamesXlife @Raverrevolution @its_menieb @PlayStation streaming games necessarily compresses and degrades the quality of the video so you lose out either way
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this is how cool nissan quest is
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@TeslaSynopsis
Tesla Synopsis
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@Teslaconomics @elonmusk This is how cool Cybertruck is
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we came here and everybody knew us and also you btw
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Speed Bois will literally drive over 9000 miles just to beast on all their friends at go-karts. (and then forget to make a video out of it for a month)
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one fer the road bruther
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hardest whip of the weekend hands down
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@WeWuzBoomers SPELL ICUP
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GOBBLESS
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you KNOW I keep that stimmy in my jimmies
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couldnt help myself i'll prolly forget until it arrives in 4 months
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he thinks his ass getting a treat from the delivery guy ๐Ÿคฃ (i don't have any ๐Ÿ˜”)
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wheeeeeee!!!!!
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finally got my new plates ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@speedyspeedboi_
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bing image generator suffered some downtime and now i can't trick it into making pictures of hitler anymore
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lmao who does that srsly
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@GaytonaUSA
Kevin Williams
1 year
WHY do people keep taking pictures of their Fiat 500s like this
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knocking all the old office ladies dead with these. happy meowlloween!!!!
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cool they are showing me this for literally no reason
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they put ads on my work scanner
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Oh fuck my zoom conference starts in 5 minutes I gotta get home!
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good god traffic is insane today!!
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