When I was 15, I said "Donatella VERSACE💜" in school not knowing it will lead to the municipality contacting my parents to tell them to "make me behave". Yesterday's vote was for my 15 yo self, and for every boy who did not manage to escape the environment created by the duo.
confided in my mom… told her i hate my new job to an enormous extent… and that i want to drop everything and bounce… she sent me a voice note saying how much she hates my nose piercing… i had just changed my profile picture
Me on bird app: FUCK capitalism
Me working at 10pm: Yes, employer, I am your property. Want me to lick your boot, sir? I don’t have a name, call me exploited employee
#60
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didnt break it to my fans that i tested positive a week ago today but i’m doing much better now... in the meantime lea has been taking the best zoom portraits of me and i can safely say that i’m beautiful 💆🏼♀️
I don’t know about you... and idk how this might sound.... but I always picked female characters in video games as a kid. Their way their tits jiggles... their outfits... their out of context over-sexuality... I always believed women were stronger than men.
guys i am happy to announce that lana was right when she said everywhere you go you take yourself it’s not a lie because i genuinely believe that being anywhere in the World is hell and there is no comfort in being Anywhere except maybe in 2019 beirut… merci
my unemployed brother in law was shocked yesterday when I was doing the dishes like yes rat my sister and mom are putting ur 2 children to sleep and ur playing on your phone like thats the only thing you do can you do anything else? rat
things that have happened since we started hearing about this film:
- i graduated uni
- my sister gave birth to my nieces who are four now
- i’m nearing my 3 year work anniversary
- i’ve lost touch with the person i used to be and am becoming a secret third thing
couples who have been married for years giving relationship advice
★☆☆☆☆
we got to 10 months by making many sacrifices and exerting hard work and determination
★★★★★
my biggest flex is becoming a senior manager less than 3.5 years into a career i’ve genuinely given maybe 50% of my actual capacity to… and i’m proud of myself because all the twats who looked at me funny in uni struggling to get out of executive status
Deyman fi wahad jahesh bil saf mfakar halo opinionated w edgy bas y2oulo osas controversial metel “eh women have more rights than men nowadays” w “eh sar fi aktar gays w 3endon h2ou2 aktar”
a beauty pageant held in the AUB media department where all then girls in the major line up and simultaneously post the shittiest political take on their story for a chance to win $10k and a degree. conditions:
- follow it up with a story from iris
- use the word hegemony
my oldest expat brother is always like “you never call and we never talk :///“ and i get the urge to remind him of how he literally belittled and shamed my choice of majors to the point where we didn’t talk for a year and a half around 4 years ago... idk king take a guess!
Finally came to a realization that all the men in my family don’t deserve rights, except my dad who is the softest, wisest man on this planet. So glad I took on his image as an adult and didn’t become a dickless alpha male like one brother and a loser like the other one. Tea!