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My glass is always half full and my boyfriend's is always half empty....he says thats cause I drank it.

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2 years
Twitter makes you love people you've never met; Facebook makes you hate people you've known your whole life.
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2 years
#NewProfilePic Ooooo Birthday Balloons!! How the hell am I 47 ??!!! 🤣
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Happy Monday you lot! 😘
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3 years
I was very brave tonight. I walked into my daughters place of work, hugged and kissed her, told her I loved her and I wished her a Merry Christmas then left. So hard but I did it. It has been 8 months since I have last seen her.
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1 year
Yep, why shouldn't women be able to post photos of ourselves on holiday in our bikini if we are over 40 ffs. By the way I'm 47 🤣
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I had a mammogram. It showed there was a big lightness on my left boob. They then did an ultra sound which showed it was a big cyst! They usually leave them but cause it was so big they removed it there and then. Yayyyy!!!! 6 weeks of unnecessary worry! I am elated!!!! ❤ ❤❤
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1 year
I'm going to babysit my Dad tomorrow as my 80 year old mum is doing the polling Station for 12 hours 😱 Its her favourite thing to do. I'm going to give him the best day ever!!! He won't remember it afterwards but I will, I will treasure our day together. #dementia
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Ffs, 35 days till I'm 46. How the fu #k did that happen??!!
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3 years
Its awful here 🤣
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3 years
Saw my ex husband in the Co-op today....
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I work 4 x 12 hour shifts a week. On my days off I find myself just sleeping and being a recluse...is this normal? I'm 48 and healthy. (I think)
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1 year
Omg I have balloons 🎈
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3 years
No words 😍
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3 months
Camping 🤣 Weather shite as per usual in England. #stIves #Cornwall
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3 years
Don't ask....😂
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3 years
Happy Wednesday you lovely lot! Have a great day! 😘 #DUND
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3 years
I like this photo of me No make up. Just me. 🥰
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10 months
Happy holidays ❤ Tunisia 🇹🇳
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1 year
I bloody love holidays!!!
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3 years
I wonder how long this will go on for? 🤣
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3 years
Haha. True! 🤣
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3 years
Where I'm going tomorrow. Not too shabby....
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3 years
I have Covid. 🙄
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3 years
OK here goes... I hate to ask but fu #k it.... I would really like to have some more female friends on here! (no offence guys) Please RT for me you lovely lot ❤
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2 years
Funniest thing I've heard today: My friend put her positive pregnancy test in her Dads 60th birthday card and when he opened it he said "OMG you have covid???" 🤣😂 #2022Problems
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Hello 👋
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This is what I do at work 😂👌
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3 years
Right I'm off Out, Out, to a BBQ. Have a great Saturday you lovely lot! *winks* 💋
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3 years
I like Pina Colada's....
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1 year
Does anyone actually see my tweets? Doesn't seem so. Think its time to leave, hate talking to myself in the real world.....cant start on here.
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2 years
Happy Sunday you lovely lot ❤
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2 years
This really made me giggle. So me!!! 🤣
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Happy Thursday you lovely lot 😘
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3 years
Ohh I'm a bit sqiffy 🤣 Happy Christmas Eve Everybody!
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4 years
Happy Wednesday to all you lovely lot! #DUND I'm now off for 4 days! Yipppeeee!
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3 years
Ohhh Jesus, just found this from 10 years ago! Black hair? Omg 😲 😂
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2 years
The view from my window ❤ #devon
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1 year
Omg I'm going to Turkey 🇹🇷 in the morning. Yippeee! Two weeks of sun, sand and......drink!!! Hahahaha Oh I'm very drunk by the way 🤣
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Its a hard life.... 🤣🍹
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Amen 🙏
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Hahaha 🤣
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I'm 48 years old and my mum still bought me an Advent Calendar this year ☺
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4 years
Sorry its a throw back #DUND to happier, warmer times in Jamaica. I'm at work tomorrow, so happy Wednesday guys. Love you all, have a great day! ❤
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Thats better!!!! Back to blonde....for now 😉
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I took Dad to the Memory Clinic today. We laughed and joked, chatted and he held my arm and smiled. It was a wonderful day. Just my Dad and I. He had forgotten where we had been only 5 hours later. But I remind myself its not just his memories. They are mine too, to treasure❤
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Love this photo of me. Its 5 years old, but my favourite and I hate photos of me especially full length!
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Friend at work: "Whoa, you are on twitter? I will follow you!" Me: " Errm no, Twitter is for making new friends, you stay on Facebook where you belong"
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Throwback to our holiday last year. Oh how I miss going on holiday.... #DUND
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3 years
I know this is a show off post but I had to share!! When you work bloody hard and are doing well...you can treat yourself!! I can’t express how happy I am!! White was the only colour, but it doesn’t matter. I’ve just purchased these four lovely chairs!! 🤣
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Happy Thursday 😊
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Happy Wednesday guys! I actually finished work at a reasonable time and I'm out out to a party for OH's birthday! Was trying to take a photo of my outfit but failed miserably 🤣 #DUND
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Last glass then I've ran out!! 🤣 Happy Friday peeps 😘
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Camper is coming along nicely 👌
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3 years
I miss holidays!! 🥰😢 #throwbackmemories #jamacia
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3 years
This is the best I can do today, as I'm at work! Booo! Haha happy Wednesday folks! 😘 #DUND
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Tony Blair and his wife, Pete Doherty.
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Home from work early, result!! So decided to put my 'face on' for #DUND 😂 Have a great evening all! 😘
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3 years
You know that one person that you slept with... The guilty secret... The one that you had fun with but you hid from others... I found out he died today, the worse thing is he died 12 months ago.
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@Alloverthemap10 Thats interesting. I just Facebook as a photo album and memory box now, that is it.
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Love this ♥️
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2 years
Haha 🤣 Think its past my bedtime 🌙
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3 years
I've had a few but... Here is my Pa and I ❤
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I have a job interview Wednesday. Wish me luck!
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Hello 👋
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Omg Jesus, This was Jamaica 🇯🇲 6 years ago!!! Take me back!
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New hair and Specky four eyes kinda day 🤣
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Happy Thursday to all you lovely people. Have a great day 😊
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Christmas Dog 🎄
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My happy face ☺
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My OH flying yesterday. Lucky bastard! 😂
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No fu @ks given! Its the frigging weekend! Yippeeee! Have a great time, love you all! 😘
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I'm in Exeter Airport, waiting for my flight to Corfu. I'm the only person drinking Alcohol 🤣
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3 years
I don't normally share photos of my kids. But this is Shakeira. My beautiful daughter. She is mixed race. Only just a few months ago she was called a black bitch at school. So don't tell me racism doesn't exist. If you are a racist pig get off my timeline. 🤐
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Night peeps 😴 😘
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Out, out again... wedding time ❤
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Ha!!! 🤣
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Why do people beg for followers? I have never really understood that concept 💡 Just chat, share and enjoy twitter. Amen 🙏
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Yeah baby!! 🤣
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Omg. I came home from work to this!!!!! Love it!!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤
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Just going to the hairdressers today has made me feel so much better and I'm actually smiling!
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This is the face of someone who is going to hand their notice in tomorrow 🤣😂
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4 years
#DUND Throwback to sunnier times ❤
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OH's new toy (yep another one) 🤣
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Been in the Tub drinking Pina Colada's all day 🤣
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Mmmmm 🤔
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