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Gooner. Handsome, charming and very modest. All we need is, Bukayo Saka

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Joined November 2011
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@richarlison97
Richarlison Andrade
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Come on your Spurs! 🤍 @SpursOfficial
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When you buy a fajita kit in Asda
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This photo was Wednesday, and I lost my best mate this morning 🐶💙 I knew it would hurt, bad. He was an old boy, but wow, this pain is something else 💔
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The lack of focus Manchester United’s abysmal season is getting is scandalous really. Arsenal once again fodder for the media. Sancho, Ronaldo and Varane were going to make them title challengers apparently… where’s the scrutiny?
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@suzPOV
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What viral video makes you laugh no matter how many times you watch it? Mine is ‘bye driver’
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Saturday is a free hit for me. If you judge Arteta on a single result, away at Anfield, you’re missing the point completely. If we win, we’re not going to win the league, just as if we lose, it doesn’t mean the process is failing. We’re in a good place right now, enjoy it.
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Yet Arsenal, predicted by most to finish 7th / 8th… are likely to finish 5th but are being lambasted. Yes, it was in our hands, in the end. But let’s stop with the revisionism please. Look back at your predictions and humble yourselves. Looking at you @GNev2
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Up the Mikel
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When Thomas The Tank Engine comes on and you are hyped @DillianWhyte 🤣
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@Arsenal Announce M’Vila
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@Green___Blood @jonnohopkins What sort of psychopath says Dec n Ant? In that order?!
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BRAINDEAD. Don’t try and defend this, he’s a fucking clown.
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@RealCFrampton Best of luck Carl, you’ll be fine x
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Wow! That first punch had him out on his feet! #ChisoraSzpilka 🥊
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A lot of deluded United fans in my mentions. The point is what was expected of Arsenal from the media / Sky / BT. No one had us anywhere near top 4 in their predictions for the season. But now it’s open season on Arsenal because they ended up doing better than expected? 🤣
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New panini stickers are out for 2022 - 2025 seasons…
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Roll on Chelsea away 👀👀👀
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Great punditry Jamie, so insightful! 😂 seriously, watch this!
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@RealCFrampton Nipper’s the spit of you Carl
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“I made £200 last week on these alone bruv, people think I’m just some kind of idiot”
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Where’s the fake yardie bad man @TroopzAFC with his Arteta vitriol tonight? Fat, mouthy little dick head.
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Me trying to get the barmaid’s attention when it’s 3 deep at the bar later…
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Ask yourself, if you had to have Rooney’s career or Kane’s, which would you choose? The answer is why this record will never matter to anyone other than Kane and Spurs fans.
@fullback03
• ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ᴇʟʟɪs •
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Kane is 10 short of Rooney in the All Time Premier League Top Scorer charts. He’s played 191 games less. Let that sink in.
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@BrokenLegs @tim_lewis85 hahaha what a twat! How is that the drivers fault?
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Spurs fans. Laugh at Arsenal's defeat to the best team in Europe. They then lose to Dnipro and Norwich within 4 days. Without scoring! 😂
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Wigan fans have been allocated 11 pubs near Wembley, and Arsenal 10. Why does every Wigan fan need his own pub? #FACup
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Bit of clarity… I’m not saying I’ll be happy with a loss, even less so with a pasting like we’ve had in the past, just don’t think it’s make or break for Arteta or this team 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@btsportfootball can you explain why I have to listen to a Liverpool fan talk absolute bias shit as co-commentator for the entire game today? I don’t pay a subscription to listen to Steve McManaman cheer on Liverpool.
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When @WileyUK said get Eddie Hearn to make it with @stormzy at the O2
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“AFTV is a channel for the fans” No. It’s a channel for the same handful of dick head fans to inflate their own sense of self importance.
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The Datsun dealer
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When your mum tries to hug you goodbye on the first day of school
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This is the most enjoyable Chelsea season since they were formed in 2006
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@BeardedGenius Rather be blown up on the tube than have to endure that queue
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Arteta drinking Ruben Neves’ tears tonight
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@GEORGIE_35 @ChrisWheatley_ @WeMoveAFC Stick to pouting for profile pictures and leave the football opinions to everyone else 🤣
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No Partey and Jesus, and on reflection we lost due to individual errors and poor finishing from Eddie. We’re not as far away as some people seem to think.
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@MrDtAFC @donaeo @Thomaspartey22 @Arsenal You feature on it and no one will download it you weapon
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I see all the Callum Smith fanboys are claiming Canelo is a drugs cheat. Your boy took a beating by a far better fighter. Apart from a faded @StGeorgeGroves , who had Callum beat that made you think he had a chance?
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Mad to think that Jay from Kidulthood is 40 today 🤯
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When you order something via Twitter, and forget that you changed your name on here for a laugh... 🤣 @rickygervais #AfterLife2
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@LTorreira34 Legend 👌🏼
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“Siri, find me the most predictable sports headline of 2021…”
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Valencia: 1-0, we’re on our way! Auba and Laca:
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Didn’t Leyton Orient get booted out for this?
@MailSport
Mail Sport
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EXCL: Liverpool fear they will be UNABLE to play Carabao Cup semi-final first leg against Arsenal due to covid outbreak
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@charles_watts If only we had some sort of video review system to check obvious errors from the officials?
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Makes a lot of sense to be fair
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@AlexShawESPN Not under the radar, no. It’s the level of scrutiny I find bizarre given the circumstances. Seems there’s always much more energy for Arsenal, when in fact, I don’t even think it’s warranted given how people ‘thought’ our season would go
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@cyclingalong @BrokenLegs @tim_lewis85 typical pro cyclist casually ignoring my point that there is the same onus on the moron cyclist
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Me on the video conference when someone tells me they’re holding up really well and get ready for work as normal
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First photos of Sanchez emerging in a United kit then #MUFC #AFC
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@DaveSau19811995 @BoxingKingdom14 He already did. He’s American.
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@OfficialBHAFC @zacmorgans @premierleague @stokecity @FA That would involve touching people from Stoke
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Luke Shaw getting left at the shops by a San Marino bin man...
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Get vaccinated you utter bellends.
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Love seeing Spain fail. Deserve every bit of shit they get for this moment... #ArrogantScum http://t.co/w3pqjRhtTu
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If we get Suarez, and Gundogan... I will genuinely wank myself into a coma. #Arsenal
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Trippier and Lloris 😂😂😂😂😂
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Mane, Salah and Keita head off to AFCON… and all of a sudden Liverpool have a ‘further’ COVID outbreak. Couldn’t make it up, could you? 🤔
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What sort of team gets 5 against one of the top Italian sides in their own back yard? Crazy. http://t.co/IebcUROV2A
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You thought you were his best mate you tubby little shit show. Have some shame you helmet.
@TroopzAFC
The People’s Champion 🇯🇲🇵🇰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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AUBAME WHERE BLUD 🤣🤣🤣
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It shouldn’t, but it always amazes me how many Arsenal fans seem to just want to be miserable. Why is it so difficult to be realistic, and just enjoy following the club? Weirdly, it’s the best it’s felt for years following Arsenal at the moment 👌🏼
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@XtineDorrian Good to see Carl keeping active 🥊
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@ProfKarolSikora to @piersmorgan every time he tweets...
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Oh fuck off with the agenda. No COVID cases, but suggesting they get a postponement because they can’t pick their best players? Hugely dangerous precedent and absolute nonsense.
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🗣"It's ironic isn't it!" Jeff Stelling can't get over the amount of injuries Leeds have and they're one of the only few games going ahead against Arsenal today
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@Welsh_Gooner @REDactionAFC Dear friend of mine (her ST is next to me) had terminal cancer and she sadly passed on Monday. She couldn’t go very often in the last year and ticket didn’t always sell. Can be many different mitigating circumstances 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@Arsenal I was there at 13 years old in full kit. One of the best days of my life!
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Can't wait to watch a 45 minute montage on how heroic Hull almost won the FA Cup on BBC later...
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If you’re ever wondering who is still watching that cunt Lee Gunner, have a look at the comments on his latest video. He is finished.
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We all know why Özil has apologised... #Arsenal http://t.co/thARSfV0Yn
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Amazing where not socially distancing, and breaking rules on indoor mixing lands you isn’t it?
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@carlimincher @Vitt2TsNoC Genuinely happened to me, but at a restaurant where I’d taken my kids for a meal. I’d entered my number on a form for a loyalty card... “Hi, it’s your waitress from earlier”... regardless of gender, it’s creepy as hell
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One defeat and these reptiles are all over it. Chelsea got pumped 4-1 by Brentford at the weekend. Same energy?
@SkySportsPL
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Is it all starting to go wrong for Arsenal? 🤔
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Had a wonderful blocking spree this morning - anyone calling for Edu out can fuck off 🤣 Now, get me on that train! Up The Arsenal 👊🏼
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@eugeneh84 @official_tweeds That’s what they want you to think!
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@XtineDorrian Love Carl’s red jumper
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She’s got a point
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@XtineDorrian Didn’t @RealCFrampton wear this last Christmas? 😂 Joking aside, happy birthday to the little man 🎉
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My Mrs wanted to buy these just now. £900! I said no chance, that’s two deer.
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Horrible, horrible, snide little cunt is Robertson.
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Robertson kicks Adama Traore in the face! 😱 #LIVWOL
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@talkSPORTDrive : Why didn't Mesut Ozil play in the FA Cup final?” http://t.co/Z2VyvNeKC4
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@BlackScarfAFC Stupid fat mess. The irony that he’s ‘protesting’ but has just spent 65 sheets on the new shirt
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Alonso knocking over that mic like it’s an innocent motorist
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In the local pub after last orders on 21 June...
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@Vallabhkamath My point is that we’re an easy target. But if you judge teams on where you thought they’d end up… who should the media really be talking about?
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The hashtag for Arsenal’s game tomorrow is what my mrs is getting for new year... #ARSFUL
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The irony of this nonce saying ‘just looking at his face I just want to punch him’ 99% of the Arsenal fanbase feel the same about the Datsun crier 😭
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😭😭😭
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Fucking hell Lianne Sanderson has the most grating voice ever
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As for him trying to be the big man saying ‘people bottle it when I ask them to come on video chat’… Come to a game sometime. Please. Let’s see who bottles it then. Online warrior who’d piss where he stood if he ever came to The Arsenal again.
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Only thing wrong with this video is that ginge baldy didn’t get sparked with his mate. Up the Julius Francis 🥊
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@wossy @jodiemarsh god forbid she wants to campaign against bullying Jonathan. Would she be welcome if she had a book to sell? #antibullying
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