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nerds stopped being smart when it became a comsumptive identity rather than a participatory one. you used to be a nerd for the nicheness of your interests, now you're a nerd because you consume specific mass market media. nerds are basically just truck guys
tell me your only knowledge of religion comes from your experience with Christianity without telling me your only knowledge of religion comes from your experience with Christianity
cnc isn't my healthy coping strategy, I do it because nothing gets me wetter than zip ties around my wrists and a gun pressed against the back of my head okay?
them: I prefer wood on guns
me: imagine a wood framed glock
them: that might work. I bet you could impregnate the wood with something to give it enough strength and rigidity
me (having heard the word "impregnate" and getting so hard my nose bleeds): I think I hauve covid
new coworker: hi I'm XXXXXX
me : nice to meet you! I'm langley
new coworker : she/her pronouns
me : yeah
new coworker : oh I meant for me
I'm gonna zooplankton myself dawg
Judaism's position is that God gave us the capacity to change our gender and sexual expression, and that since it's not in contravention of any commandments we actually have an OBLIGATION to transition and support others in their transition
people will wear kiII pedos shirts and then oppose universal basic income, which is perhaps one of the most effective things we could do to enable children to escape abusive households
Germany's apologia for their crimes against humanity have always been just what Niklas Frank shows them to be in this sculpture: crocodile tears to make Germans feel better about themselves
whenever I tell my parents I'm meeting friends from online they ask me for their last names to prove they exist and every time I have to explain that no one online has a last name
critical support for the trans girl at a Tualatin high school that beat the shit out of a cis girl. you just know her ass deserved it. also the trans girl was dripped the fuck out. good for her.
we also have an obligation to jack off and have freaky sex, if we want to, because god gave us the ability to experience those pleasures and we should use them if they bring us pleasure and don't go against any commandments
what the fuck is wrong with you people did they put something in the water that makes you like this? is there a boil advisory going on? is it airborne? do i need my MOPP suit?
my hottest eva take is that asuka and her attempts to replicate the femininity that is modeled for her by the women around her and experience in college (that is highly sexual and being high performing followed by inevitable burnout) is more trans than whatever shinji has goin on
@h4ng3dbyh4l0s
I don't care for the characterization of estrogen as this bottom/sub making juice, it reeks of essentializing the female experience.
But on the other hand, it reads to me as a kink tweet and far be it from me to tell people they can't be horny lil freaks about whatever they want
@trissphoria
just a lot of profiting off of the spectacle of being an extremely feminine boy while catering to a large segment of their audience that is transphobic
universal basic income would literally be the single most effective way to help people, not just in the obvious ways (money can be exchanged for goods and services) but also in enabling people to escape their abusive housing situations
you dislike F1nn5ter because they're prettier than you, I dislike F1nn5ter because they intentionally profit off of the spectacle of a being feminine boy, profiting directly off of the transphobic fascination with tr*ps. we are not the same
ya ever have an interaction with someone and suddenly a new objective pops up in your display and it's always some shit like "make them love me" or "become friends with them" or "get their sexual approval", or is that just me?
y'all realize the Halimede is literally the character account of a space liberal female chaser who can't get over her transfemme ex, Lunaterra? like, of course she's in favor of voting for Joe Biden. yall need to remember the bit
what is it about Signalis that either turns lesbians into sex freaks or gets them to admit that they're sex freaks because I have seen no fewer than three artists go down this path and I'm just over here going yes yes with the other sickos
the best part of this burning man nonsense is definitely all the fairy shrimp that have been waiting a century to hatch finally getting to emerge, gross out a bunch of rich people, fuck, and produce the next generation of freaky lil guys
fun fact about Israel: for the most part, they're the least observant Jews you'll ever meet. with the exception of the orthodox and those even crazier than they are, the average Israeli considers being in Israel enough to count as doing Jewish things
my sister and I are three hours into our five hour drive and I just told her I needed to pee. she told me "you're going to hold it until I say so" bro wtf
I had sex for the first time at 24, then went on four dates between 24 and 28, and then had sex a second time at 29
it doesn't matter if you're a virgin or how long you're a virgin, you are going to make it
this is what real castles look like. notice the overlapping sight lines and defensive structures. it's also worth noticing that the majority of castles were like the motte and bailey in the first image, not massive stone structures
normal queers will say shit like "this post was so disturbing. I can't imagine saying something horrible like that. OP needs a psych" and it'll be about the coolest hard kink smut author you know
george: they stole my lemons!
jerry: who stole your lemons?
george: the whores!
jerry: the whores stole your lemons?
george: the whores stole my lemons!
*door crashes open and kramer enters, arms full of lemons*
kramer: you guys will never believe what I just found
what we thought we were getting: a movie that takes the white centering trope of the "magical negro" and subverts it as a story of black power
what we got:
castles were ALWAYS class signifiers. they were expensive to construct and required lots of dedicated and specialized labor, but they were also utilitarian structures. they served a defensive purpose. until they didn't and they became something the ruling class did just because
castles also were part of towns and cities, because of course they were! the castle could be self sufficient in an emergency, for a limited time, but in daily life they were a part of the fabric of the town
my grandfather, who grew up in the tenements of NYC and experienced so much antisemetism that he changed his last name and moved halfway across the country, would regularly talk about black people this way and it made me sick
@hyperprisms
In a book full of confronting scenes it'sodd that this is one I remember most. I remember confusion at someone who had experienced racism and genocidal rhetoric could turn around and see another race like this
@twinkdefcon
*repeating to myself like a mantra* I am immune to propaganda I am immune to propaganda I am immune to propaganda I am immune to propaganda I am immune to propaganda
do you subtweet at me, sir?
ㅤme: (aside) is the discourse on my ㅤㅤㅤㅤ side if I say ay?
ㅤ my oomfie: (aside) no
ㅤ me: no sir, I do not subtweet at you, ㅤㅤㅤ sir, but I do subtweet, sir
one of my oldest friends on here, a vegan, just blocked me because I'm an omnivore and in favor of ethical hunting to manage populations at healthy levels. it would be funny if it weren't so sad