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langley / mil(f)-spec lesbian / social trauma SME / tourettes for unfunny shit /🔞/ NSFW: @notsayinsafewrd / priv: @privend_dog / check out my linktree ↓

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I need a lanyard wearing, privacy invading, cigarette smoking NSA dommy mommy to talk down to me right this very instant or I surely will die
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they're really cooking on Tumblr
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nerds stopped being smart when it became a comsumptive identity rather than a participatory one. you used to be a nerd for the nicheness of your interests, now you're a nerd because you consume specific mass market media. nerds are basically just truck guys
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the conversion of the castle from a utilitarian defensive structure to a class signifier thanks for asking
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What inspired human beings to build things like this?
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9 months
tell me your only knowledge of religion comes from your experience with Christianity without telling me your only knowledge of religion comes from your experience with Christianity
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@Minty_2022 I knew a guy that got paid to go to hospitals and see how long it took for them to figure it out
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10 months
if F1nn actually comes out I will both eat my hat and be happy to let go of all my critiques of them
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I do everything I can to hold the allies off until August 1945 and then get nuked so maybe the Germans actually learn their lesson this time
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It's January 1st, 1943 and you become the Fuhrer. Your goal is to win the war, or at the minimum stave off unconditional surrender. What do you do?
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transfemme gps be like "um turn left if that's okay?"
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3 months
yall aren't ready to discuss how "kiII pedos" is just eagerness to have a class of unperson you can be excited to kill yet but you will be
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never before has a subway ad made me feel such complex emotions
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10 months
cnc isn't my healthy coping strategy, I do it because nothing gets me wetter than zip ties around my wrists and a gun pressed against the back of my head okay?
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this so obviously includes donations to your local church so that the pastor can afford another boat and I can tell because of the Mormons
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them: I prefer wood on guns me: imagine a wood framed glock them: that might work. I bet you could impregnate the wood with something to give it enough strength and rigidity me (having heard the word "impregnate" and getting so hard my nose bleeds): I think I hauve covid
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new coworker: hi I'm XXXXXX me : nice to meet you! I'm langley new coworker : she/her pronouns me : yeah new coworker : oh I meant for me I'm gonna zooplankton myself dawg
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damn dawg i guess im nonbiney
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9 months
Judaism's position is that God gave us the capacity to change our gender and sexual expression, and that since it's not in contravention of any commandments we actually have an OBLIGATION to transition and support others in their transition
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people will wear kiII pedos shirts and then oppose universal basic income, which is perhaps one of the most effective things we could do to enable children to escape abusive households
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his wrist look like that so my wrist can look like this
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I’m crying
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dm request jump scare
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1 year
I have hiccups in the airport 😔 need s girl to punch me in the stomach until I stop
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save me save me t4t dog girl save me
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those motherfuckers ziptied me in here !!
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6 months
r/signalis is asking the important questions
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who amongst us
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Germany's apologia for their crimes against humanity have always been just what Niklas Frank shows them to be in this sculpture: crocodile tears to make Germans feel better about themselves
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The son of a Nazi war criminal has revealed the “only honest memorial to the Jewish children, women and men murdered by us”: a giant crocodile’s tear
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1 year
whenever I tell my parents I'm meeting friends from online they ask me for their last names to prove they exist and every time I have to explain that no one online has a last name
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roleplaying incest between consenting adults is a weird place to draw a line at but I guess that's what we're doing
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1 year
critical support for the trans girl at a Tualatin high school that beat the shit out of a cis girl. you just know her ass deserved it. also the trans girl was dripped the fuck out. good for her.
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we also have an obligation to jack off and have freaky sex, if we want to, because god gave us the ability to experience those pleasures and we should use them if they bring us pleasure and don't go against any commandments
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five years of transition has left me completely unprepared for the situation in which I have recently found myself: wanting to top
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10 months
this is just agereg for cishet people
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this whole stanley thing is really starting to feel like a cult bc why would you need all that for a tumbler?
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@hottrashbabe I'm sorry for your upcoming loss
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gnight girls with personality disorders
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what the fuck is wrong with you people did they put something in the water that makes you like this? is there a boil advisory going on? is it airborne? do i need my MOPP suit?
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not to be dramatic but if i were put in the wife’s position id murder-suicide for SURE
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this shit ain't nothing to me man. I'm snug as a bug in a rugmaxxing, I'm cuddlepilled, I'm eepy deeplymaxxing.
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anyone wanna help me reenact the 2005 Vice article about how to throw a party?
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my hottest eva take is that asuka and her attempts to replicate the femininity that is modeled for her by the women around her and experience in college (that is highly sexual and being high performing followed by inevitable burnout) is more trans than whatever shinji has goin on
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@h4ng3dbyh4l0s I don't care for the characterization of estrogen as this bottom/sub making juice, it reeks of essentializing the female experience. But on the other hand, it reads to me as a kink tweet and far be it from me to tell people they can't be horny lil freaks about whatever they want
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@trissphoria just a lot of profiting off of the spectacle of being an extremely feminine boy while catering to a large segment of their audience that is transphobic
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universal basic income would literally be the single most effective way to help people, not just in the obvious ways (money can be exchanged for goods and services) but also in enabling people to escape their abusive housing situations
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I should call her
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I, personally, think we'd all be better served by creating a less pedophilic society that doesn't reward and encourage predators but that's just me
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11 months
you dislike F1nn5ter because they're prettier than you, I dislike F1nn5ter because they intentionally profit off of the spectacle of a being feminine boy, profiting directly off of the transphobic fascination with tr*ps. we are not the same
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Judaism is basically the best religion ever is what I'm saying
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ya ever have an interaction with someone and suddenly a new objective pops up in your display and it's always some shit like "make them love me" or "become friends with them" or "get their sexual approval", or is that just me?
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y'all realize the Halimede is literally the character account of a space liberal female chaser who can't get over her transfemme ex, Lunaterra? like, of course she's in favor of voting for Joe Biden. yall need to remember the bit
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what is it about Signalis that either turns lesbians into sex freaks or gets them to admit that they're sex freaks because I have seen no fewer than three artists go down this path and I'm just over here going yes yes with the other sickos
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the best part of this burning man nonsense is definitely all the fairy shrimp that have been waiting a century to hatch finally getting to emerge, gross out a bunch of rich people, fuck, and produce the next generation of freaky lil guys
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fun fact about Israel: for the most part, they're the least observant Jews you'll ever meet. with the exception of the orthodox and those even crazier than they are, the average Israeli considers being in Israel enough to count as doing Jewish things
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Just making an absolute mockery of our sacred traditions
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the best way to prove your loyalty to a girl is to piss yourself just because she tells you to. they don't want you to know this but it's true
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the best thing about being 33 is making out with zoomers
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not my absolutely normal ass shivering the moment I realized this was an ash tray
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my sister and I are three hours into our five hour drive and I just told her I needed to pee. she told me "you're going to hold it until I say so" bro wtf
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save me tech t slur with good health insurance tech t slur with good health insurance save me save me tech t slur with good heslth insurance
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@PlexDoll it would be porn more degenerate than we can possibly imagine in this timeline
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I had sex for the first time at 24, then went on four dates between 24 and 28, and then had sex a second time at 29 it doesn't matter if you're a virgin or how long you're a virgin, you are going to make it
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this is what real castles look like. notice the overlapping sight lines and defensive structures. it's also worth noticing that the majority of castles were like the motte and bailey in the first image, not massive stone structures
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you do cnc to reclaim agency over your trauma. I do cnc because it's a tasty treat. we're probably more similar than I like to let myself think about
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normal queers will say shit like "this post was so disturbing. I can't imagine saying something horrible like that. OP needs a psych" and it'll be about the coolest hard kink smut author you know
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which way western man
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if Jenny Nicholson's video about the Star Wars resort taught me anything it's that there are way worse ways to spend $2 per minute than whippits
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george: they stole my lemons! jerry: who stole your lemons? george: the whores! jerry: the whores stole your lemons? george: the whores stole my lemons! *door crashes open and kramer enters, arms full of lemons* kramer: you guys will never believe what I just found
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goodnight. I wish you were here
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i'm so glad I'm transgender because if I was cis I'd have gotten pregnant in high school for sure
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what we thought we were getting: a movie that takes the white centering trope of the "magical negro" and subverts it as a story of black power what we got:
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Check out the official trailer for 'The American Society of Magical Negroes.' The film hits theaters on March 22, 2024.
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castles were ALWAYS class signifiers. they were expensive to construct and required lots of dedicated and specialized labor, but they were also utilitarian structures. they served a defensive purpose. until they didn't and they became something the ruling class did just because
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I'm hearing that having sex with your friends is basically incest, which sounds pretty cool if we're being honest
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@cuntstain69 @theacidicraven nice job telling on yourself like this
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do you ever think about how the only acceptable body type is twink? I often think about how the only acceptable body type is twink
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low quality airsoft gun, safety on. needs improvement. 1 / 5
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oh yeah we're living lavish tonight
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"I'm just doing it for attention" says girl who has perfected the art of crying silently
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real castle / fake castle
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castles also were part of towns and cities, because of course they were! the castle could be self sufficient in an emergency, for a limited time, but in daily life they were a part of the fabric of the town
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now, I'm not endorsing drunk cartel gunplay. however,
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the two genders are wants-to-be-a-mech and wants-to-be-a-mech-pilot and baby I'm gender fluid
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I need a lanyard wearing, privacy invading, cigarette smoking NSA dommy mommy to talk down to me right this very instant or I surely will die
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| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |ㅤBuy trans | | ㅤ girls   | |night visio n| |___________| /\__/\ || (OㅅO) || /   づ
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my grandfather, who grew up in the tenements of NYC and experienced so much antisemetism that he changed his last name and moved halfway across the country, would regularly talk about black people this way and it made me sick
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@hyperprisms In a book full of confronting scenes it'sodd that this is one I remember most. I remember confusion at someone who had experienced racism and genocidal rhetoric could turn around and see another race like this
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*flirting with zoomers voice* my adhd diagnosis pre-dates smart phones entirely
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@twinkdefcon *repeating to myself like a mantra* I am immune to propaganda I am immune to propaganda I am immune to propaganda I am immune to propaganda I am immune to propaganda
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I'm sorry I'm only into ethical ageplay (when I'm the younger one)
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1 year
do you subtweet at me, sir? ㅤme: (aside) is the discourse on my ㅤㅤㅤㅤ side if I say ay? ㅤ my oomfie: (aside) no ㅤ me: no sir, I do not subtweet at you, ㅤㅤㅤ sir, but I do subtweet, sir
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"I'm trans accepting, I'm friends with lots of trans mascs. I think of them as women, of course. what? do you think we allow men in here?"
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so like if ppl are wondering why we're so on edge, this is a good example of the kind of shit trans women have to worry abt in "our community" irl
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@greenTetra_ that's gotta be a lesbian
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c¡s people: HRT is dangerous and you should need to see a doctor and therapist to get it also c¡s people:
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*girl who's solution to everything is kiIIing herself* I hate this cold I should kiII myself
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hey babe are you a sense of safety and secure attachment? because I want you inside of me
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so true oomfie
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@jorsephcorn exactly, it's pure consumption. no more seeking out and finding and studying
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if they didn't want you to fuck age regressors they wouldn't have made us so cute
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one of my oldest friends on here, a vegan, just blocked me because I'm an omnivore and in favor of ethical hunting to manage populations at healthy levels. it would be funny if it weren't so sad
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