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25 || i use humour as a defence mechanism. Insta: sophiesimpsonn

Kirkcaldy, Scotland
Joined July 2012
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@sophiesimpsonn_
sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Fucking howlin
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4 years
Btw did anyone else see the tik tok where the girl predicted boris was gonna die on the 10th n a was like bullshit and now hes in intensive care like bitch ama call the police
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4 years
I think scrapbooks/photo albums are one of the best presents u can get never go out of date and a life time of memories inside to look back on actual love them
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5 years
Jamie and camilla are the most UNDERRATED couple to come out love island, instead of promoting shitey skin care products they promote real world issues ☝🏼 #loveIsland
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Lisa have a day AFF man
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6 years
The prep before a night out is so satisfying, hair washed, showered, shaved, ready to misbehave x
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6 years
Honestly WHY do a go down the explore page on instagram, full of skinny minny blondie booby girly girls like slaggy lindsay
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6 years
U put up with ur pals rights, wrongs and shitty decisions even if u dont agree with them cos they are ur pals and u defend them 1000%
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4 years
There is SO much pressure to have ur life together in ur 20s, a have friends getting married, buying houses and having babies. But there is NO timeline on YOUR life, stay at ur mums until ur ready, dont have kids until you’re 30 there is no time limit on life
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5 years
Is it me or does anyone else get excited to go christmas shopping alone, do all the shops u need to go to, have lunch ursel noone to bother u? Or am a a loner
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Gettin told ur funny is hands down the BEST compliment
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sophieee ⚡️
2 years
Think am the only one that gets the ick with kourtney and travis
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sophieee ⚡️
3 years
Gotten to the point where i actually wear jeans once a year, joggies n leggings all the way
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sophieee ⚡️
5 years
The curry is SO close to hittin the bed sheets hashtag anxiety
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
How awkward when ur drivin beltin ur heart out n turn round n the car next to u is pure starin like jeez didnt realise a had an audience
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sophieee ⚡️
3 years
Honestly cant fucking wait for summer, drinks down the beach, bbqs in ur pals gardens, later nights, beer gardens BRING IT.
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Do u ever flirt with someone over social media by liking eachothers photos n shit n ur just paitiently waiting for them to slide into the dms now :)
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
The REGRET the next mornin when u didny finish all ur take away the night before n now ur cravin it ugh
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3 years
Do u ever get so annoyed u were too hungover to finish a meal and now ur fine u really wanna finish that meal
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sophieee ⚡️
5 years
Am actually howlin ur lucky if a shave ma legs like once a month for george and yet he worships the ground a walk on. U have to be able to feel comfortable in a relationship honestly shame on u
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sophieee ⚡️
5 years
Omg the boy in the mirror starin at her in complete awe 😭💔
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Soppy tweet, but if u like someone then just go for it none of this ‘right person wrong time’ bullshit, too many wasted opportunities with that mind frame
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sophieee ⚡️
5 years
When ur wifed pal comes on a night out
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Honestly u think u look good then u go down ur insta feed n now a actual wanna delete every selfie ive ever taken, change ma photo to a blank screen and ma bio to a full stop.
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Get ursel a boyfriend that helps u make ur tits look good for a pic x
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6 years
Photos u get at raves r the ones that never ever leave ur photo album under any circumstances
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
*hears someone say disgusting* dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it me: WELL IT WAS FUCKIN WAN EH YOUS
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Ma luck wi boys is laughable
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Dont chase em replace em
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Phones dryer than a bit toast these days
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sophieee ⚡️
5 years
When ur pal starts to tell u what u did when u were drunk
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sophieee ⚡️
5 years
Ur tellin me a cant see my bf for 3 weeks lmao greetin
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Looove buyin people presents n seein their wee reactions when they open them, best feelin ☝🏼
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6 years
My terminal v outfit is SO revealing but u know what halloween is the one night of the year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anythin about it x
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Ppl that keep turning their snapchat location on n off are the ones too look out for, sneeeaky
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Textin ur booty call at 3am when ur drunk
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6 years
Hi again
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sophieee ⚡️
5 years
Tanned face, eyelashes n carmex is ma summer look
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Literally one half of ma pals r movin in with their bfs n r pregnant n the other half just got out of long term relationships and r ruinin their lives every weekend, very proud of both halves x
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6 years
Respect ma gals so much am an actual broken record when it comes to ma problems n they still continue to listen n never shut me down, ma fukin Gs ❤️
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Ever look at the state of ursel in the mirror before work n think holy fuckin shit a canny serve customers lookin lit that
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
If a had a pound for everytime a said a hated ma life on a sunday id probs be able to afford a better one
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
A wish ma fanny would be that smooth
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sophieee ⚡️
2 years
Sorry but full fat coke is just perfect after a night of drinking
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sophieee ⚡️
5 years
Omg 13 year old me is screaming
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Ready to be wifed up in the new year
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Need a pal to come aff the rails with me shame they are all WIFED, al go masel
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Wish ma pals would realise their worth and fuck off their manipulative little fuck face exs !! Too good for them
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7 years
Do u ever look back on ur insta and delete half the pics cos ur SO UGLY
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6 years
Omg a was havin a dream that a was singing back street boys ‘i want it that way’ and no joke a shouted in ma sleep ‘AINT NOTHIN BUT A MISTAKE’ and woke masel up how EMBARRASING hope noone heard x
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Here forget aboot the cat cafe, blackpool have a fuckin DOG cafe
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Tryna scrub tan off from boxing day to re apply for nye is such a TASK
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sophieee ⚡️
5 years
Dkn why so many people greet aboot girls wearin ‘slutty’ outfits at raves no like were go turn up in jeans and a nice top be sweatin like a blind lesbian in a fish shop
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sophieee ⚡️
5 years
Ok gym and sunbeds is gettin shagged as of next week
@LianaTambini
Liana Marisa
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Ready to move to a hot country x
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6 years
Geniounly never wanted to be so wifed in aw ma life, goin oot n ruinin ma life every weekend is gettin a bit old
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4 years
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6 years
Aaaalways ma fault never anyone elses 💤💤💤
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6 years
The customers that stack up all their dirty dishes n tidy the table for u to clean 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 u guys can come back we luv u
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6 years
Wish ma pals would realise a only get a 15 minute break during my 8 hour shift so that means REPLY DURING THOSE 15 MINUTES thanks
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Nibdys lookin at ma tits either stevie they r non existent
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Steve
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@sophiesimpsonn_ No one's looking at your eyes 😂😂😂😂
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sophieee ⚡️
2 years
Have this overwhelming urge to just book one way flights abroad n go travelling
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
How gid is it just not giving a fuck anymore
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Lookin through ma snap memories of ma summer is makin me SO depressed cannot wait to see what this summer bringZ 🕺🏼
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Will end up very disapointed if u think people will do for u what u do for them ☝🏼
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6 years
Mornin skinny is on a whole new level today struttin round the house in ma underwear wishin a can look like this all day
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Dying to move out but also dying to have 5 holidays a year and go to every festival possible how do you save for all that
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sophieee ⚡️
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Higher PE dodgeball if u know u know boys didnt care if u were a man woman child they would LOB that ball no fuckin mercy
@_sophiewall_
Sophie Wall
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How fkin SICK was dodgeball in PE omg. runnin about the sports hall dartin bare balls at ur op team 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Wantin to talk to someone so bad but gettin literal heart palpitations incase they patch u, the WORST
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sophieee ⚡️
5 years
No believin a customer came up to me and told me to smile more ??? Mate u try workin in 20 degree heat in a cafe wi nae air con with wee grannies shoutin at u cos u got their latte wrong SEE IF UR STILL SMILING
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6 years
Ma hair is boooring me wish a was one of those girls that can look good with any hairstyle
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Anyone else feel powerful as fuck when u go into halfords n buy shit for ur car without needin ur dads help, yup gonna start fittin tyres next
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Most attractive thing in a boy is a good relationship with their mum 1000% 😻
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Ugh car keeps makin squeeky noises whenever a go over a bump defo fucked but music is gettin turned up full blast till january when a can afford to fix it :)
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Pffffft amateurs that leave before the end credits in a marvel film
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sophieee ⚡️
4 years
Makes u feel so stupid when ur the 5% of the population who are actually sticking by the rules and isolating urself from family and friends when the rest are treating this as a holiday
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sophieee ⚡️
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See that tan thread, how can that girl shave on a thursday and NOT have any hair by the saturday? Like surely no
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Need someone to love me, feed me and never leave me
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Peed on the livin room floor and ma maws like ‘SOPHIE UR GETTIN OUT OF ORDER’ have a laugh eh x
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
U ever sad over suhn for like an hour then think ewwwww why am a sad over it x
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
A actual miss havin someone to spoil at christmas :( keep seein wee things in shops and think ‘u know who would like that? Ma non existent bf’ 🙂
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sophieee ⚡️
5 years
Do u ever wonder how many of ur photos/tweets have been screenshotted n put in a groupchat
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
When u see him talkin to another girl n gotta hide ur inner physco
@madbax7
maddie!
6 years
Caption this
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6 years
Honestly not checkin ma bank account till half way through january
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
2 of ma pals moved in with their bfs, ones pregnant, and the other has a date this weekend n here a am gettin banned fi the same place for the 4th time :) livin ma best life x
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Fireworks are honestly the WORST when u own a dog, wee shite tearin up the house tryna to hide from them
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sophieee ⚡️
5 years
Anyone else get sheer anxiety asking for days off like my message be like ‘can a have this day off but a mean its totally fine if a cant lmao ill work 4729 more hours for u’ x
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Ken ur comfortable wi someone when u send them the most reekin snapchats eh
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
When he calls u darlin
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Just want a job where a can dress nice n wear heels n be sexy everyday
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Start treatin people the way they treat u, less disapointment that way
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
When ur just mindin ur own business dancin n someone pipes up
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Would honestly rather cheese grate ma nipples off that walk in a lecture late
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Not needy but
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sophieee ⚡️
3 years
Stripping away peoples choice and guilt tripping them into getting the vaccine so they can enjoy themselves isnt ok btw
@ScottishSun
The Scottish Sun
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BREAKING: Scots will need vaccine passports for club, festivals & live events this month
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sophieee ⚡️
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Pure buzzin when a company posted ma pic on their page....until they edited a weed halo on top of ma head :S
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
A complain about no talkin to anyone but a patch anyone who tries to speak to me :/
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sophieee ⚡️
8 years
When u find out ur best pals been cheated on so she changes her insta photos 😂😂 gon ursel x
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Kinder buenos and terrys chocolate orange are by far the BEST chocolate bars out there 😻
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
So fkn jealous seeing girls gettin weeks away to paris man wish it was ME
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sophieee ⚡️
6 years
Ready for a boyfriend whos game
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