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@sophiebuddle

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chris delia after I bop his head with a mallet

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1 year

having a baby looks really hard … if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …

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1 year

if ur bf says not to post that bikini pic ask him if that’s the jonah hill he wants to die on

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2 years

when I answer 3 emails

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@sophiebuddle

3 years

if ur worried u ever said something weird to me just know that I don’t remember anything anybody has said to me ever in my life

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4 years

save image as 6973664930916830.jpeg ? yes pls:) for my files:)

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3 years

simpler times

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2 years

she give me BJ till i Örk

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2 years

@anomalisas Where is her hat 😡

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3 years

@shearant hyunca gyamz 🤷🏼‍♀️

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4 years

@_RobertSchultz how fuking dare u

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4 years

@mixedmediapaper not all babies are that smart my mom told me I’m crying in this pic cause I’m holding the stick

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4 years

@AGrillz god predators all talk exactly the same huh

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4 years

my bf and I driving around Hamilton bf: that cash money used to be a Taco Bell me: thank you for teaching me about your culture

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2 years

tonight my bf wanted to light the menorah but he’s non jew so he doesn’t know the prayer so he just hummed the Seinfeld theme song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

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2 years

who is the bjork of comedy

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2 years

ppl call MDMA ‘Molly’ but few are brave enough to call Tylenol ‘Tyler’

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5 years

@cIaiborne “hey babe”

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5 years

@danadonly if I have any illness my bf assumes this

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@sophiebuddle

10 years

I remember when all I had to do to impress my family was to have a healthy appetite at dinner

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@sophiebuddle

3 years

I feel like ppl are always going like “hey I just wanted to address that thing I said to u in 2017 I was in a weird place” like bro I swear to god I don’t even know ur name

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@sophiebuddle

3 years

congratulations everyone today is officially the halfway mark of the pandemic!:) only two more years to go:) :)

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4 years

ok but what was the capitol wearing

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@sophiebuddle

1 year

we can put a man on the moon but can’t have vertical and horizontal pictures together in a IG photo dump

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@sophiebuddle

4 years

i can’t fucking wait to do standup all the time again im going to do every show and im going to try new shit and wear sick outfits and bomb sometimes and do hot riffs and hang w comedians and im gunna get canceled and take some time to reflect and then return prematurely

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2 years

bullies r so brave

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@sophiebuddle

3 years

@_RobertSchultz not to be a reply girl but ACTUALLY the mama mia movie was better

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@sophiebuddle

3 years

high school breakups were so dramatic crying being like how am I supposed to find someone else who likes music😫😫😫😫😫

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@sophiebuddle

6 years

wowowow just made my final student loan payment. It’s not payed off fully but I’m done 💁🏼‍♀️ over it

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@sophiebuddle

4 years

Samantha died of covid-19 bc she was too horny to self isolate. Let her death be a warning.

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4 years

The #SexAndTheCity HBO Max revival will follow characters Carrie Bradshaw, Charlotte York and Miranda Hobbes as they navigate love and friendship in their 50s. Kim Cattrall, who played Samantha Jones in the original series, is not returning.

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4 years

I wish I could google where something is in my home

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5 years

Moderator says “you’ve talked over each other and you’re both out of time” literally the best synopsis of all politics #canpoli #leadersdebate2019

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@sophiebuddle

3 years

even my bf will be like hey earlier I said this but I didn’t mean it like this and I’m like I don’t think I even knew we spoke today baby have no stress

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@sophiebuddle

2 years

my teen cousin (early twenties) is staying w me rn and my fav activity is asking her boomer questions she’s showing me something on her phone and I’m like who is that is that your friend from school? and she’s like no that’s supermodel bella hadid ohhh your friend is beautiful

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1 year

tonight👸🏼💕 @FallonTonight

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1 year

curvy comics stay winning 😋💕

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@sophiebuddle

2 years

@ellorysmith I was yelling at someone out the window of my bfs car and then we got to the comedy club and the guy was in the audience and was very respectful 😋

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2 years

today is my birthday and the day I get to announce my first special 🥹 coming soon🥹👸🏼🥹

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3 years

tonight

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@sophiebuddle

3 years

this is my first time having a garbage disposal unit in my sink do u know if I’m allowed to put anything down there or is it just for batteries

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2 years

I’m boarding zone 2 and my bf is zone 4 and I’m waiting to board with him this is just like when Jasmine snuck out of the palace to hang with street rat Aladdin ❤️

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@sophiebuddle

3 years

RIP to my favourite comedian Norm MacDonald:(

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@sophiebuddle

3 years

checked my bfs internet history bc I wanted to start a fight and I literally found he searched “POV going down a water slide”

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3 years

@Clarkbs @Variety I’m very superstichis

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10 years

If I'm being honest with myself I don't understand how snakes work at all

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3 years

my aunt clicked forward a few days to get this shot😋 this Wednesday I’m on @latelateshow making my american late night debut 😋

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@sophiebuddle

6 years

i've started putting music on while i decide what to watch on netflix bc i take so long to decide but now i also have to decide what to listen to and ths why i dont have time to read books

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3 years

just some pals goofing around 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

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3 years

come see me at St. Louis Helium this weekend:)

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1 year

when u check ur phone when u wake up in the middle of the night

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9 years

The only time I miss having a bf is when I'm carrying something really heavy, but then I put the heavy thing down and enjoy my freedom

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3 years

my first American headline weekend ever starts tonight at Indianapolis Helium 😌

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9 years

i hate when my friend's dads like my selfies. like if ur not driving us to soccer practice gtfo kevin

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2 years

@raynefq it’s always the married persons fault for cheating isn’t it ? she was single ? bad form from her maybe but it’s him causing problems by hitting girls up on ig

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2 years

@freshhel would be a great segment on a podcast

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3 years

JUST GOT MY AMERICAN VISA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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1 year

so obviously for all normal ppl when u don’t like something u see on the internet u just scroll on… no harm no foul…. not going to like everything .. but there r sooo many men writing rude things on girl comedians clips across the board I truly think it should be studied

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3 years

yoo this year the oscars kinda slapped

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3 years

my straight edge bf didn’t wish me a happy 420 I’ll remember this next time he has his precious Christmas

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4 years

lot of women writing on my bfs Facebook wall for his bday today...... do u dare me to comment on all of them “who is this”

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i told my bf im cold and he pointed out im just wearing a tank top ..... as if what a woman wears implies theyr asking to be cold ......... twitter do ya thing

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@sophiebuddle

5 years

Water: - flavourless - ppl always bossing u to drink it - fish fart and fuck in it Fresca: - no carbs - nobody fucks in it - just found some in back of my fridge

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5 years

@pant_leg so suspicious 😂

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10 months

little Sophie Buddle was in the @nytimes this morning 🥺🇺🇸🫡

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2 years

Crave special is up and ready for Canada to glug it down 👸🏼💋

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3 years

when I started standup at 15 yrs old comics used to call me jailbait a lot but that didn’t stop them from doing things that should have landed them in jail 🧐🤔

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3 years

sick ass show opening for @fortunefunny 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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2 years

I love ordering stuff from a corner store on uber eats but my issue is there isn’t an option to say u should steal some of the items

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1 year

double o seven ? more like double D Sophie 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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3 years

full set link here if u want to see my American late night debut:)

Sophie Buddle Stand-Up

Stand-up comedian Sophie Buddle entertains the Stage 56 with a set about the pros and cons of inquiring about your partner's sexual fantasies, the silver lin...

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6am I’m leaving vegas in a taxi to airport and I brought a can of cold brew coffee to have energy to get thru security but when I cracked it the sound was verrrry beer can-y I say to driver haha sorry it’s just coffee He goes “this is las vegas u can do drugs if u want”

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@LangstonKerman my bfs mom was just talking about a DVD she bought called Mickey Mike starring Chanting Tanning

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4 years

pls hire me I have ☑️no skills ☑️no education ☑️bad personality thank u for the consideration 🙏🏻

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did more sets the past two weeks than the first year I did standup 🪩

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2 years

@_RobertSchultz 🤣🤣🤣🤣this is so true whenever I hang w her I leave feeling so gassed up

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3 years

imagine being in the crowd right before they guillotine Marie Antoinette. The blade falls down and it turns out she’s a cake

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2 years

i wish i could have watched cocaine bear through the eyes of a 12 year old boy at a sleepover the way that film was made to be absorbed

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6 years

Hi!! V excited to announce I will be going to Halifax this fall to write for This Hour Has 22 Minutes! I’ve wanted to be a real comedy writer since I was a little girl and I honestly feel like my dreams are coming true!! Nervous hahahahha

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3 years

lmaoooo kk fair enough

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3 years

🥺omg look at that lil name in the middle 🥺

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2 years

I’ve been a lifelong jackass fan (the show and the lifestyle) can’t believe I got to open for Steve-O 😭😭 one more time tonight at the Bronson Center!!!

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2 years

ty @justforlaughs 4 making my dreams come tru 💙

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1 year

me and Tiffany 👸🏼👸🏼💕🇺🇸😇

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4 years

happy mental health day to literally every stand up comedian 🙏🏻 get help pls

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1 year

i thought there was going to be more QTs of bikini pix …

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1 year

if ur bf says not to post that bikini pic ask him if that’s the jonah hill he wants to die on

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it’s always older ladies w small boobis telling me to not show my boobis. not drawing any conclusions just stating what I have noticed since I was a teen 🤷🏼‍♀️

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it’s my bday 😋👸🏼💕 had a jam packed year … ate jam every day … looking forward to new year and new jams 🍓🫐

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pornhub got rid of all the amateur vids good thing spotify not doing that or a lot of ur comedy albums would disappear 🥂

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3 years

Opening for @NikkiGlaser this weekend in Portland I love America 🇺🇸😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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💀☠️💀im dead💀☠️💀 cannot believe I am announcing rn that I get to film a special at just for laughs next month 💀 ticket info coming soon

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🥂✨🥂✨🥂✨🥂✨🥂

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4 years

when ur mom makes u wear ur coat on Halloween and it ruins ur costume

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2 years

i keep doing this elder millenial character to make my bf laugh she says stuff like - touch my butt and feed me tacos - bacon is life - I don’t know how to human

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1 year

the girls of @MoontowerComedy

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4 years

just asked my bf if he thinks I’m white trash and he said no I’m white treasure 😭

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2 years

i look like their manager 👸🏻👸🏼🧳

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4 years

this guy i knew when i was in high school told me it was obvious he liked me bc he felt vulnerable enough to play his guitar and sing in front of me n i was like wow i hope nobody ever likes me again this is hell

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me when my jokes bomb