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I wish I could convince all SWers that credit card fraud is not worth it and taking a s*bs card is exactly that but I cannot

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SWers: do you find it hard to navigate dating/romantic relationships doing what you do?

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I want fat girls to free themselves of these restrictive angles they take photos in where we can’t actually see their bodies somehow. free yourselves!!!!

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I want a gym just for dommes we’d have so much fun

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6 months

Advice- post the body parts you’re insecure about, see how completely fine it is, and keep doing that until you’re not insecure about it anymore. you’re letting a single body part have so much power over you (fear too) and I promise, a little exposure therapy goes SUCH a long

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I’ve noticed so many SWers are poly, which obviously makes sense but it’s funny because I’m like the most monogamous person on earth lmao

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after 3 years and a lot of growth, a lot of insane ups and downs, I’ve decided to give up my vanilla business. I’m so proud of how far it’s come, but it’s becoming way too much for me to sustain on my own. most of you don’t know that 3 years ago I started it with a friend of

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cancelled my flight, they refunded me $80 from my $1k ticket LMAOOO

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god gives the most ass to his shortest soldiers

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28 days

literally a major brand fuckin found me and asked me to fill out a modeling form thing whoa

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the urge to reply to that one tweet with “no just you”

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I had such bad acne as a teen and this month basically is the first time in my life since I was 13 that I’m not insecure about my skin and I can’t describe how good that feels

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5 months

I really hope more fat girls free themselves from the need to call thin women ugly. skinny people aren’t oppressed but that doesn’t mean you’re not contributing to misogyny lmao. shitting on other people’s bodies will always come back to the way you feel about yourself.

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3 months

so they got the glass out! it was underneath a tendon which is why no one had been able to get it out without an actual surgery. glad it’s over!

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one thing about Mrs Jade Edward Cullen Jennifer’s Body Violence is that if I like you I will be giving you a nickname

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I will never forget when I went to an event with my friend and this guy told me I “could be a f*nancial d*m*n*tr*x”

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3 months

also dommes yes you can message me and I will privately tell you what I do I just want to tweet it publicly lmao

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WE HAVE OUR KITTY 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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I exercise 7 days a week which makes the fatphobic “go jog” comments so much funnier. I never talk about working out and shit bc I absolutely do not need validation from fatphobes nor do I want their respect/kindness but I do think it’s funny bc I’m tweeting from my workout mat

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I cannot believe a human being would start a song with “do you ever feel like a plastic bag”

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my brief stint on hinge was hilarious looking back

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OMFG I think I’m getting a full refund for the flight!!!!

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yesterday was the worst day of Melania’s life (because he survived)

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1988’s Hairspray is basically the only movie where a fat girl dates a hot guy and it’s just not a thing. there’s nothing weird about it. he just likes her and they start dating. iconic.

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the sexiest women have the most glass in their feet

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5 months

I do think the quality that I am most repelled by in any human being is disliking dogs bc like. what the fuck is that

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3 months

UPDATE: SURGERY IS FINALLY SCHEDULED! Wednesday the 17th I’m getting this bitch out of my foot 😭

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footgate update: the specialist podiatrist checked everything out and confirmed I need surgery so now I just have to get medical clearance from my regular doctor and get my insurance alerted and then I can make an appointment

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everyone meet Rogue 🥹

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my sweet beautiful girl

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28 days

guys my computer won’t turn on bc I have too many sims mods but it’s literally A GAMING LAPTOP LMAO

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a lot of my favorite shawties are autistic shoutout to the autistic shawties

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she says hi back

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everyone meet Rogue 🥹

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the doctors and nurses said I was hilarious and was cracking them up when I was drugged up so I feel very validated

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the bouncer from the other night cracked my fucking rib and I’m in so much pain. somehow I managed to beat up an entire friend group but the BOUNCER throwing me cracked my fucking rib lmao I want to scream

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6 months

Megan Thee Stallion has created such perfect domme music ESPECIALLY findomme music

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wish I could share more of my dog on here bc you guys would adore her she’s the most perfect angel

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John Cena will follow you if you follow him. it’s not because he wants to eat you out.

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5 months

Hi ya'll- my phone is broken asf so I won't be very active for a couple days until I get a new one (probably tomorrow, just not sure I'll have time yet). Also writing this on this account bc it's the only one I'm logged into on my computer loooollll

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so they half numbed my foot and operated on it and were literally pulling out soft tissue hoping it was the glass. got the final x ray just now and they didn’t get a single shard of it. literally not a PIECE. they tried so hard and tore the fuck out of my foot (it’s wrapped,

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dommes with the best branding in my OPINION would be (in no particular order at all) Plague Phantom Flora

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sometimes you guys say things to me that makes me feel so seen in ways that people have never seen me (a fat, dominant, sexual, sometimes over confident person) and it is so insanely healing I cannot even express it in words

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4 months

how is it possible that SWers are surprised when companies make racist or ignorant choices? how is that shocking idgi. I’m not defending their choices, I’m saying these companies are bad and want your money, they don’t wanna cater to your morals

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you’d think this wouldn’t offend anyone but you’d be wrong. they always find a way 💖

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truly I’m not a crier whatsoever but I’ve been sent several messages by you guys that have had me in tears because I’m surrounded by a community of femmes who see me and understand me and I have really never been around people who understand. I have so many AMAZING best friends

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sometimes you guys say things to me that makes me feel so seen in ways that people have never seen me (a fat, dominant, sexual, sometimes over confident person) and it is so insanely healing I cannot even express it in words

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one thing u guys don’t know is I’m a SIMMERRRRRRR since I was like 10. I’ve played every version of the sims and have been obsessed since the sims 2

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this is my daughter Diaphragm

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white people name their kids shit like Cherreigh Peigh

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finally a win: I got the money back for my Florence hotel! was only gonna be there for two nights so it wasn’t much but at least I got that

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2 months

okay so the glass in my foot was diamond shaped or like cone shaped, it was all stuck underneath a tendon and the sharp pointy bit was pointing at a nerve, so the doc was like yeah it was absolutely necessary that we got this out. anyway I’m so glad it’s over now yaaaayyyy

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also surgery tomorrow!!!! FINALLY!

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