i need you wrap your hands around this for a second.
they fixed the internet cables. by themselves. in the middle of a full blown attack. in the middle of rescue attempts. still grieving their dead relatives and friends. in a little over a day.
the internet was restored by palestinians themselves by repairing the damaged infrastructure under a rain of bombs falling on them. amidst falling buildings, amidst children pulled out of rubble, amidst digging mass graves.
you cannot beat this will. victory is theirs.
hc that dottore and signora knew each other during their time in sumeru but dottore fled to the dessert while signora went back to mondstadt. when they reunited at zapolarny palace, they just dramaimtically gasped and went "BIIIIITTTCHHHH"
yes dottore experiments on kids. yes he's cruel and inhuman. no i do NOT want him to be all "i am sorry for my actions and i will repent." that defeats the entire fucking point of HAVING a villain.
ON THAT NOTE
ayaka's whole thing about being uwu for the traveler was a MISTAKE because now all people seem to talk about is how she's a simp for the traveler as if she didn't canonically take down rogue samurais on her own.
today on "weebs get political"
indonesia's biggest weeb convention, comifuro, had been cancelled. details as to why the event has been cancelled have remained vague, until today when a passerby noticed flower arrangements decorating the venue.
@3W1W4
grey hair geshin man talks little but he always brings up blonde genshin man just. seemingly out of nowhere.
blonde genshin man never shuts up and complains about being roommated with grey hair genshin man but also looks out for him like a good housewife.
@teyvatfieldnote
we got like. one woman wearing actual pants and it's jean wearing jeggings. the others are straigjt up either wearing stockings or leggings
"oh my god how've you BEEN"
"you won't believe me if i told you"
"omg spill"
"ok well i basically killed a girl and these people were like omg murderer u psycho and so i ran away like lol bye bitches"
"oh my god?? how could they??"
"ikr?? what about u? how was your trip home?"
they spend the first night together havinga sleepover at signora's place and signora did a whole skincare routine while dottore gave her a quick rundown on who each harbinger is
affectionate nicknames for the harbingers.
tartaglia = scrimple
scaramouche = scrunk
signora = mommy
dottore = scrumpy
pantalone = babygirl
pulcinella = dad
columbina = divine angel sent from the heavens to judge upon us mere mortals
ok so you know how people say oh pantalone would hate ningguang but you know who he would hate even more?
diluc. man's got a vision, got a delusion, AND he got generational wealth and IS STILL one of the richest bitches in teyvat.
what had first been reported to be "security concerns" was, in actuality, "these important people paid a lot of fucking money and so now your silly convention for 2d characters that even have international guests attending will have to wait"
"so what's my cool nickname gonna be?"
"cool nickname?"
"yeah, you know. every bad guy needs a cool nickname."
"oh uhh okay. what about... uhh. you seem smart so... doctor."
"HEEHE HAHAHA HEE HO HO HO"
"?"
"i like it."
"lalright then."
webttore having a little chub, mop-blue hair, shark teeth, and heeheehoho vibes is actually more attractive than whatever primettore/lazzottore is sporting.
"if i play them loud enough, pasti peka sendiri." - pantalone, 2022.
"besok psikiatri, yang ada gw butuh psikiater." - dottore, 2022.
sebuah au pendek lawakan dottolone.
you know what makes this funnier? the fact that mika has super strength and canonically lifts his drunken relatives back home while dottore's bones would crack if he so much got out of bed the wrong way.
Funny how the two introduced non playable characters for this patch are the most soft uwu boy hyv could come up with and the worst craziest and unhinged man to walk on this flat earth
these flower arrangements, coming from a wide variety of big name politicians and government officials, all seem to point to the wedding of happy couple amel and dimas, who share familial relations to vice captain of the indonesian police force.
imagine posting this up to get funding from pantalone.
"you want to do... research... on mushrooms?"
"NO NO NO. NOT mushrooms. forest spirits! from children storybooks! they say they can make people dream! but nobody's really seen them before. BUT THEY'RE REAL I SWEAR."
im sorry but imagining how his research proposal to the tsaritsa went got me LAUGHING like hey can i request this funding and team to research these tiny woodland creatures
they got into a fight. dottore got violent. he chokes her with something. he came to his senses but she was dead. and so he decided to leave her with the lions.
@Hexenzirsimp
i'll settle with her having at most 5% of importance in the archon quest. no more.
honestly they could have made it dunyarzard's dream and it would probably have the same effect.
@hyaened
he, at most, has three (zhongli kaveh and cyno) but cyno doesn't really like him, kaveh barely tolerates him (they fight every 2 days like married couples do) and zhongli barely ever stays in contact with him.
like what are we gonna get to celestia, fight the gods and they tell us their backstory and we'll feel sorry for them and everyone lives happily ever after? no. fuck that.
note that it's a fractured hyoid bone, it's basically where one's adam apple is. there is no way for a huge killing machine to ONLY grip around a person's neck.
there are hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of lgbtq+ people living in indonesia, being raised by the same homophobic environment. you are not your surroundings. you have the power to decide what you think is wrong or right.
he tried to cover it up as if they got into an accident and she got attacked. but the akademiya people found out and they needed a reason to expel him without telling everyone that hey, the akademiya has a scholar that kills people. so they covered it up.
@owentweets_
"dottore did experiments on kids"
ACTUALLY he didn't only experiment on them, he planted god's remains into them, thus binding them to godly power in hopes of making his own god in his path to heresy. get your facts right smh.
... isn't this what the harbingers are made of?
pierro approached them at their lowest point in life and gave them hope, a place to stay, and everything they wanted to achieve their goals. and in turn? they die for the tsaritsa's mission.
imagine posting this up to get funding from pantalone.
"you want to do... research... on mushrooms?"
"NO NO NO. NOT mushrooms. forest spirits! from children storybooks! they say they can make people dream! but nobody's really seen them before. BUT THEY'RE REAL I SWEAR."