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kari 🍉 kamday

@softcdges

1 year

male genshin players: ah fuck where is it i can't find it

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i need you wrap your hands around this for a second. they fixed the internet cables. by themselves. in the middle of a full blown attack. in the middle of rescue attempts. still grieving their dead relatives and friends. in a little over a day.

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the internet was restored by palestinians themselves by repairing the damaged infrastructure under a rain of bombs falling on them. amidst falling buildings, amidst children pulled out of rubble, amidst digging mass graves. you cannot beat this will. victory is theirs.

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2 years

nilou's whole character was useless and she only existed for fanservice.

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2 years

hc that dottore and signora knew each other during their time in sumeru but dottore fled to the dessert while signora went back to mondstadt. when they reunited at zapolarny palace, they just dramaimtically gasped and went "BIIIIITTTCHHHH"

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@softcdges

2 years

"omg dottore looks so ugly with a round face" me:

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@softcdges

2 years

wait okay so the clones don't have eyes rigt? which means. webttore. is not a clone.

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@softcdges

2 years

@Zarayzaraya "LOOK AT ME NOW, BITCH."

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@softcdges

2 years

yes dottore experiments on kids. yes he's cruel and inhuman. no i do NOT want him to be all "i am sorry for my actions and i will repent." that defeats the entire fucking point of HAVING a villain.

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@softcdges

2 years

i just find it hilarious that pierro told him "and ur name shall be... the doctor" and dottore just bursted out laughing

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@softcdges

2 years

*capitano shows up* kof: OH FUCK IT'S A HARBINGER FUCK HE'S HUGE varka: mmhm he's huge...

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@softcdges

2 years

WAIT FUCK I HAVE A THEORY.

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@softcdges

2 years

!!! LEAKED CUTSCENE OF PIERRO RECRUITING PANTALONE !!!

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@softcdges

2 years

you will never be him

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2 years

ON THAT NOTE ayaka's whole thing about being uwu for the traveler was a MISTAKE because now all people seem to talk about is how she's a simp for the traveler as if she didn't canonically take down rogue samurais on her own.

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@softcdges

2 years

today on "weebs get political" indonesia's biggest weeb convention, comifuro, had been cancelled. details as to why the event has been cancelled have remained vague, until today when a passerby noticed flower arrangements decorating the venue.

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@softcdges

2 years

WHO IS THIS ARE YOU HER GF

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@softcdges

1 year

can't wait til the dudebros find me <33 hey queens what's poppin

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@softcdges

2 years

OMG RT IF UR BLOCKED BY GENSHINMEM GANG GANG

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@softcdges

2 years

yeah omega build dottore whatever LOOK AT ARARYCAN

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2 years

@3W1W4 grey hair geshin man talks little but he always brings up blonde genshin man just. seemingly out of nowhere. blonde genshin man never shuts up and complains about being roommated with grey hair genshin man but also looks out for him like a good housewife.

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2 years

don't get me wrong, i love her. she's adorable. i spent my nahida savings on her. BUT. she really was not necessary. at all.

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2 years

@teyvatfieldnote we got like. one woman wearing actual pants and it's jean wearing jeggings. the others are straigjt up either wearing stockings or leggings

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@softcdges

2 years

i just think that genshin would be 100% funnier if each harbinger fistfought their archon of choice.

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@softcdges

2 years

what if zandik isn't the real dottore. what if it's a dottore clone that just fucked everything up.

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@softcdges

1 year

@1888BADWINE and then there's the forgotten middle child who's out there being a furry named zenless zone zero

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@softcdges

2 years

@Ubatcha1 daily occurence at the kavetham household

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@softcdges

2 years

"oh my god how've you BEEN" "you won't believe me if i told you" "omg spill" "ok well i basically killed a girl and these people were like omg murderer u psycho and so i ran away like lol bye bitches" "oh my god?? how could they??" "ikr?? what about u? how was your trip home?"

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2 years

JEEESUUUUUSSSSS

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@softcdges

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"oh my god it was literally so crazy i can't remember anything but i think i burnt the whole city down?" "omg yes girl!! we love a powerful bitch!!"

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@softcdges

2 years

good morning. capitano in a strawberry dress.

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@softcdges

2 years

pov. dating webttore.

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@softcdges

2 years

they spend the first night together havinga sleepover at signora's place and signora did a whole skincare routine while dottore gave her a quick rundown on who each harbinger is

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@softcdges

2 years

... you dont. have to give birth to someone. to call them your child.

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@softcdges

2 years

dottoretwt does not take dottore seriously.

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@softcdges

2 years

"zandik might be a clone" "dottore might be 600 years old" at this rate, dottore might be istaroth.

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@softcdges

2 years

sandrone x signora? call that sandwitch.

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@softcdges

2 years

"hey, hey regrator." "yes, doctor?" *squinting at his hand* "jay pants que two es boo."

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@softcdges

2 years

affectionate nicknames for the harbingers. tartaglia = scrimple scaramouche = scrunk signora = mommy dottore = scrumpy pantalone = babygirl pulcinella = dad columbina = divine angel sent from the heavens to judge upon us mere mortals

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@softcdges

2 years

ok so you know how people say oh pantalone would hate ningguang but you know who he would hate even more? diluc. man's got a vision, got a delusion, AND he got generational wealth and IS STILL one of the richest bitches in teyvat.

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@softcdges

2 years

@akkisshimiii isn't scara like. at least 500 years old.

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@softcdges

2 years

if pantalone stans want to date him, go find a cr*ypto bro i assure you it's the same thing

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@softcdges

6 months

@pompomfess sumpa ini siapa yang bawa meong-meong tolol ini ke aven sih

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@softcdges

2 years

also this is just me but that harness choker thing is fucking kinky

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@softcdges

1 year

@BSDFESS kalo ini Somplak

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@softcdges

2 years

what had first been reported to be "security concerns" was, in actuality, "these important people paid a lot of fucking money and so now your silly convention for 2d characters that even have international guests attending will have to wait"

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@softcdges

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@babufess nama grupnya banjir bandang nder

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@softcdges

2 years

@hyaened sleep is hard when ur hard

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@softcdges

2 years

@paimonfess "sini, kalo berani"

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@softcdges

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@ValberryDaily they had to occupy the kitchen so arlecchino couldn't cook

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@softcdges

2 years

QUEER PEOPLE ARE OUT HERE RECEIVING DEATH THREATS AND YOU DECIDE TO PRETEND AND BE A LESBIAN TO BE A CREEP TOWARDS STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET

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@softcdges

2 years

"so what's my cool nickname gonna be?" "cool nickname?" "yeah, you know. every bad guy needs a cool nickname." "oh uhh okay. what about... uhh. you seem smart so... doctor." "HEEHE HAHAHA HEE HO HO HO" "?" "i like it." "lalright then."

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@softcdges

1 year

**heads. i'm too emotional, sorry.

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@softcdges

2 years

sometimes it's okay to murder people

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@softcdges

2 years

by the way idk why you guys have so much trouble accepting genshin characters kill people cause rosaria's job is literally an assassin.

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@softcdges

2 years

webttore having a little chub, mop-blue hair, shark teeth, and heeheehoho vibes is actually more attractive than whatever primettore/lazzottore is sporting.

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@softcdges

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@Ubatcha1 [ SCARAMOUCHE BOSS LIKE LEAKS ] "Don't fuck with me." "I have the power of god AND anime on my side." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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@softcdges

2 years

@albedoapologist the way razor looks older than albedo here

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@softcdges

2 years

"if i play them loud enough, pasti peka sendiri." - pantalone, 2022. "besok psikiatri, yang ada gw butuh psikiater." - dottore, 2022. sebuah au pendek lawakan dottolone.

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@softcdges

2 years

dottore has 100% accidentally called one of the harbingers mom/dad.

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@softcdges

2 years

@sadihx it's an emergency call button for when he's about to break down so another clone can come replace him

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@softcdges

2 years

you know what makes this funnier? the fact that mika has super strength and canonically lifts his drunken relatives back home while dottore's bones would crack if he so much got out of bed the wrong way.

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@hyaened

2 years

Funny how the two introduced non playable characters for this patch are the most soft uwu boy hyv could come up with and the worst craziest and unhinged man to walk on this flat earth

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@softcdges

2 years

@hyaened actually no mika would die out of pure terror and fear

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@softcdges

1 year

@pompomfess rinne amagi

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@softcdges

1 year

literally leave her alone bro what has she done to you did she fuck your dad or something

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💚 CW// LL MANJALITA. Kaget sumpah, ini udh termasuk LGBT bukan sih?

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@paimonfess kaveh sebenernya lucubs nder

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@softcdges

1 year

@1888BADWINE ACTUALLY dottore built celestia with his own two hands

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@softcdges

2 years

these flower arrangements, coming from a wide variety of big name politicians and government officials, all seem to point to the wedding of happy couple amel and dimas, who share familial relations to vice captain of the indonesian police force.

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@softcdges

2 years

@babufess lu kira fruits basket?

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@softcdges

2 years

imagine posting this up to get funding from pantalone. "you want to do... research... on mushrooms?" "NO NO NO. NOT mushrooms. forest spirits! from children storybooks! they say they can make people dream! but nobody's really seen them before. BUT THEY'RE REAL I SWEAR."

Far ⚡ CF19 @ B28

@kfrnkm

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im sorry but imagining how his research proposal to the tsaritsa went got me LAUGHING like hey can i request this funding and team to research these tiny woodland creatures

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@softcdges

2 years

@hyaened man likes to drink what can i say

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@softcdges

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@timelykaveh he's the older brother who the twins have to sort of take care of despite being the oldest

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@softcdges

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@babufess iya nder hmm indah sekali lekukannya vision anemonya kaveh mmhm

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@softcdges

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@babufess hydro only if it's in the fucking domain. selain itu, electro. shieldnya udah gaada aja electric fieldnya masih nyala njing

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@softcdges

2 years

@babufess yeah. signora x the ground.

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@softcdges

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@babufess haitham: "kasih aku aja, aku kasih ke orangnya." he, in fact, did not give it back to the owner.

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@softcdges

2 years

they got into a fight. dottore got violent. he chokes her with something. he came to his senses but she was dead. and so he decided to leave her with the lions.

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@softcdges

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@Hexenzirsimp i'll settle with her having at most 5% of importance in the archon quest. no more. honestly they could have made it dunyarzard's dream and it would probably have the same effect.

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@softcdges

2 years

considering his laugh sounds like a donkey, i 100% believe pierro regreted that decision

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@softcdges

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@paimonfess polearmnya yaoyao keliatan cakep banget imut PAS DIPAKE ZHONGLI KENAPA JADI TIANG LISTRIK

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@softcdges

2 years

@babufess tbvh i think that the tall women should get together into one group and be snsd

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@softcdges

2 years

@hyaened he, at most, has three (zhongli kaveh and cyno) but cyno doesn't really like him, kaveh barely tolerates him (they fight every 2 days like married couples do) and zhongli barely ever stays in contact with him.

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@softcdges

2 years

like what are we gonna get to celestia, fight the gods and they tell us their backstory and we'll feel sorry for them and everyone lives happily ever after? no. fuck that.

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@softcdges

2 years

note that it's a fractured hyoid bone, it's basically where one's adam apple is. there is no way for a huge killing machine to ONLY grip around a person's neck.

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cytham

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@babufess it's lowkey useful though

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haitham

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@softcdges

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there are hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of lgbtq+ people living in indonesia, being raised by the same homophobic environment. you are not your surroundings. you have the power to decide what you think is wrong or right.

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@softcdges

2 years

he tried to cover it up as if they got into an accident and she got attacked. but the akademiya people found out and they needed a reason to expel him without telling everyone that hey, the akademiya has a scholar that kills people. so they covered it up.

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@softcdges

2 years

rex lapis hater pantalone is hilarious but consider rex lapis closeted fanboy pantalone.

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@softcdges

1 year

@babufess ini cewe ganteng tapi gantengnya adem kalo cewe ganteng tapi maskulin tuh beidou kalo cewe ganteng tampang l-men hati bebelac itu dehya

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@softcdges

2 years

@owentweets_ "dottore did experiments on kids" ACTUALLY he didn't only experiment on them, he planted god's remains into them, thus binding them to godly power in hopes of making his own god in his path to heresy. get your facts right smh.

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@softcdges

2 years

... isn't this what the harbingers are made of? pierro approached them at their lowest point in life and gave them hope, a place to stay, and everything they wanted to achieve their goals. and in turn? they die for the tsaritsa's mission.

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@softcdges

2 years

@animefess_ koro sensei jadi maskot mixue cocok sih ngl

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@softcdges

2 years

dottore, probably:

kari 🍉 kamday

@softcdges

2 years

imagine posting this up to get funding from pantalone. "you want to do... research... on mushrooms?" "NO NO NO. NOT mushrooms. forest spirits! from children storybooks! they say they can make people dream! but nobody's really seen them before. BUT THEY'RE REAL I SWEAR."

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