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Juan

@socraticjuan

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Juan

@socraticjuan

9 years

Donald Trump saw a boy who was lost in New York and didn't tell anyone. Is this a man we can trust as President?

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@socraticjuan

4 years

Certain people on this app were trying to say Trent is more creative than this man 🤣

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@socraticjuan

3 years

The Ballon d’Or Bruno is competing for btw

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3 years

With Lewandowski out of the UCL, Mbappe is the only main threat to Bruno Fernandes' Balon d'or.

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@socraticjuan

2 years

Scaloni is every Messi fan in the world today

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@socraticjuan

3 years

Emiliano to Yerry Mina before saving his PK: “You’re nervous, eh? I can tell you’re nervous” “I know where you’re going to shoot.” “Watch and see how I’m gonna eat you up.”

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@socraticjuan

10 months

Another hilarious take. Back in 2018, Messi won the Golden Shoe, had 77 G/A in 54 games, went unbeaten in La Liga, and won the Spanish double. Messi finished 5th in the Ballon d’Or and Modric won it because of a “7 game tournament.” It’s only “not fair” when it’s Messi… 🤷‍♂️

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@MartienBall

10 months

Are they serious? 🤯 If Messi wins the Ballon d’Or it means that there is no difference between playing in the #1 ranked league and playing in a farmers league. Just to clarify it, the Uber League is closer in rankings to Eredivise and the Brazilian Serie A than it is to the

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@socraticjuan

8 years

@realDonaldTrump Hispanics don't like you.

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@socraticjuan

7 years

Seeing Vermaelen’s children react to seeing their dad on TV in the XI for El Clasico is probably the most heartwarming thing you’ll see today

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@socraticjuan

5 years

MARCELO AND ALVES DIDNT HAVE THE CREATIVITY OF TRENT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@danielstorey85

5 years

@JamesTylerESPN Maybe Marcelo and Alves, but even they didn't have this creativity.

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@socraticjuan

6 years

Many times, you get so caught up in the memes and jokes, you forget these players are humans. It takes a lot of courage to take responsibility like this & ask for the forgiveness of your supporters. I wish Karius the strength to be able to bounce back psychologically from this.

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Juan

@socraticjuan

3 years

Put some respect on his name. The Greatest of All Time.

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@socraticjuan

2 years

The French players were already starting to storm the field and celebrate. There will never be a more clutch save in football history. Gracias, Dibu.

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@socraticjuan

6 years

Watch how Leo was helping Dembele throughout the match yesterday & guiding him on where to position himself. The look on his face after Dembele scored says it all. He’s happy to bring out the best in his teammates. These are the leaders I want on my team.

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@socraticjuan

7 years

Man City 5-0 Liverpool Watford 0-6 Man City Man City 5-0 Crystal Palace Man City 7-2 Stoke City Swansea 0-4 Man City Man City 4-1 Spurs “Teams only concede 4+ goals in La Liga because the league is easy. That doesn’t happen in England.”

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@socraticjuan

7 years

A penalty can.

GOAL

@goal

7 years

Can anyone stop Neymar, Mbappe and Cavani?!

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@socraticjuan

4 years

The Real Madrid version of “Jordan Rules”

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@socraticjuan

8 years

When you're ballin' but you see your little brother in the crowd

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@socraticjuan

4 years

It kills me how Messi has goalkeepers posing with beers they got for conceding against him like as if they’re Golden Glove awards loooooooool

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@socraticjuan

5 years

Ronaldo sneaking his way into the UEFA Best Player list with Messi and VVD

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@socraticjuan

6 years

The new Messi Gatorade commercial will be sure to give you goosebumps

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@socraticjuan

3 years

It’s mad when you think about the fact that Leo has been the best player in the world for nearly 15 years now...

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@socraticjuan

6 years

That didn’t last long...

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@socraticjuan

2 years

Koeman killed my love for football. Xavi made me fall in love with football again.

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@socraticjuan

6 years

Just saw that Messi voted for Modric, Mbappe, and Ronaldo. It takes a certain type of character to vote for the best player of your rival club, your rival, and the 19 year old who eliminated you from the World Cup and idolizes your rival.

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@socraticjuan

3 years

Mingueza giving Rakitic the beatings that most Barça fans have been wanting to give him in the last 5 years lol

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@socraticjuan

5 years

Nothing to see here...just 2 minutes and 18 seconds of Lionel Messi taking his dog for a walk 😁

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@socraticjuan

2 years

Messi becomes the second player in history to win 4 Player of the Match awards at a single World Cup. The player who did this before him? Messi.

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@socraticjuan

8 years

This is scary. The Simpsons also predicted Arsenal showing off their Champions League trophies in 2016.

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@socraticjuan

5 years

Fabinho was so upset with Messi’s “punch,” that he went and apologized to Messi after he got his yellow card for obstruction. But y’all can carry on creating narratives that don’t exist....

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@socraticjuan

7 years

Messi was never holding Neymar back, but Neymar was definitely holding back Messi, Iniesta, and even Jordi Alba.

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@socraticjuan

2 years

Luis Suarez on IG: “You never get tired of showing that you’re the best in the world. The world needs to stand up and applaud everything that this man has given football! IMPRESSIVE, MY FRIEND ❤️”

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@socraticjuan

6 years

@mrmeeseeksboy “MIIIIIIIKEEEE, MIIIIIIIIIIKEEEE, MIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEE” Mike:

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@socraticjuan

8 years

The Internet is too much

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@socraticjuan

6 years

IM DEEEAAAAADDDDD

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@socraticjuan

7 years

*retweets tweet* *unretweets tweet* Quote tweet with "LMAOOOOOOO" *retweets again*

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@socraticjuan

5 years

Messi doesn’t want his kids to hear people call him “God” while Cristiano doesn’t want his kids to hear people call him “rapist”. I know who my GOAT is.

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@socraticjuan

4 years

Leo is every culé who watched that Barça performance just now.

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@socraticjuan

3 years

I don’t know how anyone can watch Barça games right now and say that they haven’t seen any improvement within the team since Xavi took over

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@socraticjuan

5 years

The most moving scene in Game of Thrones, bar none.

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@socraticjuan

5 years

Messi had 74 goals/assists last season. Arsenal’s entire team scored 73 goals in the Premier League last season. Food for thought.

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@socraticjuan

6 years

I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that Messi scored 73 goals and assisted 35 in only 60 games in 11/12 and when Iniesta won UEFA Best Player, he didn’t get upset or complain. He was the first to congratulate Andres and was genuinely happy for his teammate. MY GOAT.

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@socraticjuan

11 months

I think the funniest thing about this quote is that Inter Miami sacked this guy as their assistant coach, signed Messi within a week, and then went from being the worst team in MLS to Leagues Cup Champions in less than 1 month of Leo joining the team.

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Juan

@socraticjuan

7 years

Listen to how the Camp Nou absolutely erupted when Barça completed their comeback. Absolutely love this club 😢

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@socraticjuan

8 years

@MrNashington 100% legal and I don't like him and neither do my fellow Hispanics.

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@socraticjuan

4 years

This guy really made Barça fans forget about “the next Xavi” within the span of 6 matches 😭 Forever grateful.

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@socraticjuan

6 years

Messi’s goal today from the stands

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Juan

@socraticjuan

3 months

Frenkie gone. Ter Stegen gone. Lewandowski gone.

Barça Buzz

@Barca_Buzz

3 months

Name 3 changes that you wanna see next season 🤔

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@socraticjuan

4 years

Diego Costa on his relationship with Suarez: “It’s very good. One of us biting, and the other one kicking.”

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@socraticjuan

4 years

He’s been the best player in the world since 2006.

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@socraticjuan

11 months

Lewandowski is softer than foam, man. Pregnant Suarez would’ve backed his fat ass up into these Cadiz players, elbowed one of them in the throat, and scored the winner with a toe poke after previously losing the ball 10x in a row

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@socraticjuan

4 years

The most underrated defender of this generation. He doesn’t get the credit he merits for being the lynchpin of Barça’s defense for the past decade, but he is easily amongst the best CBs of this era, if not the best. Respect Gerard Piqué.

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@socraticjuan

6 years

Lionel Messi is bigger than football. When he retires, football might as well retire too.

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@socraticjuan

5 years

Messi, you’re The Best. [via @Magic0fBarca ]

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@socraticjuan

7 years

Iniesta plays in his own half at the Bernabéu as if he were playing in the garden with schoolchildren. The midfielder you wanted in the TOTY over him could never do this...

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@socraticjuan

6 years

The King of Spain, Andres Iniesta, receiving a standing ovation from both Sevilla and Barcelona fans in the Wanda Metropolitano during the Copa Del Rey final. Only the highest respects for one of the greatest to ever play the game.

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@socraticjuan

3 years

The moment that gave Barça’s season hope...

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@socraticjuan

8 years

@realDonaldTrump is that so?

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@socraticjuan

4 years

This is the Ballon d’Or that Ronaldo had a shot at btw...

The CR7 Timeline.

@TimelineCR7

4 years

🚨OFFICIAL: The Ballon d’Or will not be awarded in 2020. The agenda against Cristiano Ronaldo is unreal.

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@socraticjuan

6 years

“Just a few minutes alone, please” Watch how Iniesta said goodbye to the place he calls home. The hardest part of love is letting go.

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@socraticjuan

8 years

French Twitter is a savage place.

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@socraticjuan

5 years

I remember when watching Barça used to be one of the highlights of my week and now it’s 90 minutes of frustration. Fuck Valverde.

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@socraticjuan

4 years

This isn’t a celebration for a title/trophy. This is just what it means for Real Madrid to finally beat Barça for the first time in 8 Clasicos.

Fútbol en Movistar Plus+

@MovistarFutbol

4 years

Pocos jugadores viven el fútbol como él, pocos sienten la camiseta como Casemiro.

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@socraticjuan

5 years

“Messi didn’t show up at Anfield when his team needed him.” If a performance like this means you disappeared, then it just goes to show you how great Messi is. An away performance like this by any other player would’ve gotten so much more praise.

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@socraticjuan

6 years

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Champions League final highlights

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@socraticjuan

13 years

Get off De Gea's nuts. In 5 years time or less, he will be Spain's No. 1 and one of the best goalkeepers in the world. #fact

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@socraticjuan

2 years

Poetry in motion.

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@socraticjuan

6 years

Andres Iniesta has as many trophies (33) as Cristiano Ronaldo’s age (33)... 😨🔥🐐

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@TeamCRonaldo

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Cristiano Ronaldo has almost as many hat-tricks in La Liga as Andres Iniesta has goals... 😨🔥🐐

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@socraticjuan

2 years

Madridistas who lived through the Messi era are now realizing they’re gonna have to live through the Xavi era next…

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@socraticjuan

4 years

Man of the Match today. 179 touches. 145 completed passes. 2 key passes. 10/12 duels won. Dribbled past zero times.

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@socraticjuan

7 years

It doesn’t matter if you’re white/black/brown/ginger/Christian/Muslim/liberal/conservative/Madridista/Culé/Spaniard/Portuguese; you won’t use BdOs to measure his greatness. If you watch with your eyes & are honest to yourself & the game, you know Messi the Greatest Of All Time.

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@socraticjuan

8 years

@Adrian_Aguirre_ @MrNashington we don't break any laws and we don't disrespect people because of their ethnic background cuz we're human.

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@socraticjuan

8 years

Who did this? 😂

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@socraticjuan

4 years

💔 Not many players who have joined Barça in the last 5 years who can leave this club and say that they did a great job. Luis Suarez can. I’ll be forever grateful for how much he helped cover the cracks of this decaying Barça team over the last few years. Gracias @LuisSuarez9

Forward Barça

@ForwardBarca

4 years

[VIDEO]: An emotional Luis Suarez wiping tears from his eyes after he said goodbye to his teammates at Barcelona.

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@socraticjuan

5 years

Liverpool really pulled off the biggest con of all time by selling Coutinho to Barça for 160m. They went and bought VVD & Alisson with the money, made back to back CL finals, are about to get 97 points in the league, and weakened the Barça XI in the process.

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@socraticjuan

6 years

The first Barça player not named Lionel Messi to score a hat trick in 24 years. Luis Alberto Suarez Díaz. Remember the name.

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@socraticjuan

4 years

@FBAnalysis01 No football fan in their right mind is comparing them.

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@socraticjuan

7 years

Messi has 26 goals in 25 finals for Barcelona. Don't ever compare him to anyone else.

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@socraticjuan

5 years

Neymar looking at Leo and Luis’ posts on IG

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@socraticjuan

2 years

First loss in 16 games for Barça and everyone’s losing their mind. This is how you know that Xavi is doing things correctly. When you’re on your way to the top, everyone can’t wait to see you fall.

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@socraticjuan

4 years

One of Messi’s most underrated performances. Chelsea were well organized that day to stop Leo, but he still shined. Barça dominated and played some of the most incredible football we’ve ever played, but Chelsea luckily came out with a win that day.

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@socraticjuan

5 years

This decade, Messi has only lost TWELVE times at Camp Nou across all competitions. Fortress.

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@socraticjuan

10 months

@Davprivv So…a “13 game tournament” then? That was also the same season that Madrid finished 3rd in La Liga, almost 20 points behind Barça, and got knocked out of Copa del Rey by Leganes. Doesn’t really help your argument.

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@socraticjuan

6 years

@Cristiano

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@socraticjuan

7 years

Lionel Andres of House Messi, first of his name, King of Football, Carrier of Nations, Savior of Dreams, Respecter of No One. Bend the knee.

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@socraticjuan

4 years

Barça signed Coutinho to fund Liverpool’s project, so they could sign VVD and Alisson. Now, they’re signing Wijnaldum, so that Liverpool can upgrade to Thiago. More than a club.

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@socraticjuan

3 years

If TotalBarça disapproves, then that means he’d be a great transfer. Sign him up @FCBarcelona

total Barça

@totalBarca

3 years

Great player. But not what this team needs.

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@socraticjuan

5 years

Messi doing everything to help Griezmann get on the scoresheet reminds me of how he used to do it for Neymar, Suarez, Ibrahimovic, Tello and countless other Barça players when they were struggling to get confidence in front of goal.

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@socraticjuan

11 months

Everything eventually comes full circle. The last of Bartomeu’s 3 failed signings to replace Neymar is finally departing. Now, we can finally move on from that. I’m really excited for what this means about Barca’s future.

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

11 months

Ousmane Dembélé to PSG, here we go! Medical tests booked, official contract valid until June 2028 will be signed by Saturday 🚨🔴🔵🇫🇷 #PSG ‘Private’ clause activated on Monday for €50m. Main part to Barcelona and also part to player side/his agent Moussa Sissoko. Sealed soon.

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@socraticjuan

7 years

Messi's legendary hat trick to send Argentina into the World Cup. 🐐🐐🐐

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@socraticjuan

3 years

Credit where credit is due. Griezmann has really been stepping up lately in moments we’ve needed him to.

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@socraticjuan

6 years

I’m embarrassed by the amount of Messi fans on my TL who I see tweeting stuff like “my GOAT isn’t accused of rape” or “your GOAT is a rapist” This is something deeper than football and I think more of you need to understand the gravity of the situation.

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@socraticjuan

8 years

@TT1600PennAve those aren't your colors. Your colors are ignorance and undereducated and you probably live in Alabama and fuck your sister

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@socraticjuan

7 years

Ridin' par Booba à changé ma vie

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@socraticjuan

4 months

Not enough credit is being given to Xavi for how much that the team has improved since late January. Putting himself on the chopping block like that for this team was an exemplary display of leadership and sacrifice, and this squad has responded appropriately to back their boss.

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@socraticjuan

11 months

Mad how, if he leaves, the only fond memory I have of him in a Barça shirt is missing a sitter against Liverpool at Camp Nou. The best thing he did for Barcelona fans was drop a stinker and commit a penalty for France that helped Leo and Argentina win the World Cup final lol

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

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BREAKING: Ousmane Dembélé says yes to Paris Saint-Germain! Initial green light to the proposal has arrived 🚨🔴🔵 PSG verbally agreed five year deal with Dembélé’s agent. PSG have sent formal letter to inform Barcelona, now trying best way to close the deal — depends on timing.

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@socraticjuan

2 years

Check out this video showing how Scaloni reacted to Argentina winning the shootout. He could only hold it all in for so long. What a man.

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@socraticjuan

4 years

Betis win rate before Setien: 26% Betis win rate with Setien: 40% Betis win rate after Setien: 32% If he could improve a club like Betis, just imagine what he can do with a squad like Barça’s.

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Messi with the hat trick for Argentina to help keep his nation's dream of a World Cup alive. The best to ever do it.

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