dude being poly and having shit mental health is fucking insane
just out here all “yeah i’m a useless piece of shit what the hell is wrong with me” and then three separate people who will suck your shit silly style pull up like “AKSHUALLY ☝️🤓☝️🤓☝️🤓”
plenty of people concerned about revenge on the frat and i promise i have something better than egging their house or whatever: i know the president of the Panhellenic council and am spreading this around my woke-ass campus to ensure none of them ever get laid again
you go to a goth girl’s place and she looks at you like this. do you:
A) let her yap for at least half an hour about the frankly devastating multifaceted impact golf has on the ecosystem at large or
B) fumble immediately
you go to a goth girl’s place and she looks at you like this. do you:
A) let her yap for at least half an hour about the frankly devastating multifaceted impact golf has on the ecosystem at large or
B) fumble immediately
@Beerus64
yeah that’s the thing it really is just a room full of drunk girls and like 7 guys just desperately trying to hit, i don’t think i would have enjoyed another 15 minutes in there
@taxxgod
nah i don’t actually care about any of that shit i just happened to get invited to the party (mostly girls and a few frat guys). if i ever joined Greek life i would expect my loved ones to kill me
@TransOverlord
it is if a) it is mutually consensual in a controlled, clearly defined context in which both parties have equal say and b) you’re cool as fuck
transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison. children coming home from school a different gender. when is it MY turn where is MY state-mandated forcefem surgical operation costing the median voter thousands in tax dollars annually
dude my girlfriend keeps sleeping in the closet instead of just getting back in bed in the night. bitch the warmth of your body fills my heart with whimsy and joy get back in the fucking bed
the fetishization of trans bodies at the same time as our rights and wellbeings are at such a precarious, unpredictable point in politics and culture. the imitation of us in order to prey off our objectification, off the desire for us sexually but not as people. it makes me sick
merry 9/11 everyone i hope you’re all celebrating with post-birth abortions and transgender surgery. i personally will be going down on each of my girlfriends’ two towers like god intended
the idea of transition being a form of death will always be a little bit insane to me. it is BECAUSE of transition that i am more alive than ever, and Musk can blame no one but himself for the fact that he no longer gets to be in his daughter’s life, which transition likely saved
damn all my hit tweets really are just about the wacky mechanics of being poly huh. time to explain how we arrange ourselves in the car when there’s just three of us i guess
alright chat it’s late at night and everyone’s asleep but i’m ferociously horny in a way that makes my head spin so have this pic of me just before my girlfriend ripped my fucking belt in half
estrogen made me insatiably horny for getting both beat and railed
like to the point that i literally could not sleep at night because i wanted to get smacked til i bruised and used like a fleshlight
sorry transfem twitter :/
there’s culture, counter-culture, and then counter-counter-culture. which the third by definition is ultimately usually just a defense of the originating dominant culture. which do you think telling trans women they ought to just adhere to masculine gender norms is
Trans women can have/want:
- Facial hair
- Body hair
- Flat chests
- No bottom surgery
- Short hair
- Traditionally “masculine” clothing
- He/him pronouns
- A traditionally “male” name
And it makes them no “less Trans”.
@ninjalox18
“American is the best cheese for a [grilled cheese] because it is the only cheese that melts without splitting.” - that one guy from that one movie where Anya Taylor Joy orders a cheeseburger
if a friend your age fucks your mom is it more comfortable for it to be some spicy toxic situationship or is it weirder if it’s a genuinely healthy relationship that both your mom and your friend find fulfilling
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