there’s a girl in Unilag, kofo hall that comes out of her hostel every night with the same fucking orange shorts
you don’t need a soothsayer to tell you she smells like a fucking fish pond
might sound unhinged but…
i had an ex i was so crazy about, i actually wished we’d die in our sleep together so i wouldn’t bear the pain of losing her one day
never trust a girl with a best friend
never trust a girl that was born on her birthday
never trust a girl that has a septum piercings
never trust a girl that has a gap tooth
i actually do get turned on when a girl calls me names like bastard, asshole or bitch
i remember the first day a girl called me a narcissistic bastard. God, it was the hottest thing i had heard
i pity those people wey get plans use night bus come lagos. there’s nothing in lagos!
no light, no sense, nothing.
just crazy cost of living for the bare minimum
it’s living on past glory atp.
i grew up to yoruba hate around me. ever since i was a child, all i’ve been hearing is how terrible yoruba people are. how they’re dirty and lousy.
now i’m in my early 20s and the only thing in my head about yoruba people is how dirty and lousy they are even though 80% of my
So you’re one of those niggas that would call a girl a hoe but didn’t actually get to smash or get her attention, No be you Dey her DMs like bolo?😂 niggas Dey craze, you for just hold this thing in
Casual sex is dead. I wanna love you, feed you, care for you, support your goals, do shit for you, help you out, nap with you and take huge poops with you
if your girl is in unilag and you’re seeing her tonight, 80% chance she won’t bathe before she sees you
tell her to use deodorant and perfume to guide sha