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Life long south Florida sports fan and Bernie bro

Troy IL
Joined March 2011
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@KylieRWang What if tua is better than watson in 2 years? Its certainly possible
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Justin Herbert the 4th quarter god: a thread
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@cjzer0 pretty sure there's nothing in the rule book that says you can't watch your ball go out of the yard... fire this man
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@fins_dynasty Speak for yourself that shit was funny 🤷‍♂️
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@currypistonn of course the knicks took him
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@ItzLamarSZN but i was told tyreek was going to suck because of tua
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@ZaeGreat actin like the raiders and commanders are good teams 🤣🤣🤣
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@portablejaws @NotBacockObama holy shit i never knew this
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@PogBot6 @iam_johnw And Johnny manziel 🤣
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@perfctszn Imagine having that quality of a seat to watch your team get dog walked by 50 😬
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@GravitysRa1nbow the desantis trump debate is going to be 100% pure ass comedy
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@CheefLngWd @dyllyp Is everyone from boston racist or just 90% of them?
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In a 3 month span we literally went from “tua cant throw the ball 20 feet” to “we have to hurt tua because it’s the only way we can win” 🤣 the nfl is wild
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Of course ESPN responds to Dolphins fans justified criticism of their terrible network wishing harm on our QB through...Keshawn Jonson! As expected, it's their position that this is normal. 🤐
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We'll start with his first epic 4th quarter come back against the Bucs. What a perfect spiral!
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@ian693 Bro backpedaling like he’s rowing a boat 🤣
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@PositivelyBoltd @NFLonCBS y you actin like you made the play offs or something?
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@KweenInYeIIow the same reason people hate him is the same reason we like him... he makes people uncomfortable and doesn't conform to anyone at all and always speaks his mind weather you agree or not
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@MikeHirsch3 @currypistonn During the parade all they gonna talk about is “will the lakers bounce back?”
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This was a bit earlier in the 4th quarter but still just as legendary. Clutch is definitely in this mans DNA. What a dart!
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@LegendAlphaMale @jasrifootball pickett is your QB LMAOOOOOO
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@MiggyVanD @LeVeonBell @DQ_Black_Mamba Literally impeached and in trial for a multitude of crimes lmao Nixon on steroids
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@patbrennan88 "the real treasure is life itself" - every rich person who never had to work a 9-5 job to pay the rent
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5 minutes left of a 1 score game in the 4th quarter? Herbert's your guy! Right between the hashes... perfection!
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No one open? Herbert throws receivers open! What a play by this stud.
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@hornbybrown @RGIII Cus its practice not on national tv stop acting like this is even remotely the same
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@shoe0nhead when you're rich and white and the cops actually do their job against you instead of for you
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1 point lead and the ball in the 4th quarter. Why even play the game out? Just give Herbert the ball and let him take it to the house. Game. Set. Match.
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@Clappy_Gilmore @NFLonCBS @BarstoolBigCat @MiamiDolphins what games are you watching? clearly it's not the dolphin games
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@FinnyEnjoysBTC @PFF Garbage time? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when?
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@NotoriousGIB21 @Nate_Tice He’d throw the game away in the 4th quarter with pick 6s who would want that?
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Part 2. Herbert the goat.
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@NUTTYxPROFESSOR Go be a fan of theirs then and leave the dolphins fans alone
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@BlackLeBatard dude wants to be a dolphin
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@flutieflakes69 @BlackLeBatard don't start with me 0 SBs mf not today
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Two game saving drives in one game? Only Herbert can pull this off. Part 1
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@OldTakesExposed Exact. Same. Vibes.
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@MatthewQuintino @UmpScorecards both sides? lmao you call a 2.34 run diff for one side both sides? cmon man
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@bronhistory still the greatest picture ever taken in the NBA
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@schadjoe Burrow at top 3
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@MikMcDaniel got a neoprene top that i use for surfing in colder water and electric battery powered gloves with my dolphins jersey... wish me luck
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@NFL_DovKleiman @Tua the only part of this the media gonna show is that incomplete one at the end book it
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@BrianDiVirgilio @PFF im a dolphins fan i have no clue what that means
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@exclusvty @MiamiDolphins What could he have possibly done better? 🤣
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@currypistonn The way he called everyone a hater first is great
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@pat_pathetic @barstoolsports as a dolphins fan... 20 years? that's cute
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@ian693 Remember this?
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Looks like this is going to be trending in 2022 😂😂
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@blaiden hurts might be better for fantasy but as an NFL QB it's tua all day
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@PopulismUpdates biden could just do everything bernie wanted to do and have 90% approval rating
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@LStanding96 @briebriejoy This country is too busy stepping backwards to dream of taking a step forward
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@BernieToVest @humansEvolve this is heart breaking :(
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Screw it. Every @j_chisholm3 2021 home run swings: a thread
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@chris80815 @ChaseEdmonds22 hope you never have a daughter
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@joemillerwired Just listened to kurt warner explain how the concept of ceilings in nfl players is blown out of proportion and no one knows what anyones ceiling actually is ever
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@Dolphins4Life99 @Schultz_Report i mean we were a contender with a coach that literally stopped communicating with the team and threw in the towel on his QB 🤷‍♂️ anything is possible but i agree... ross needs to go
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@CATUDEAC @83_87_89_91_01 you ever been to ohio?
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@Classic_Lib_M @ztisdale The wealthiest people in this country literally pay 0 taxes but go on
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@TuaGangGang its honestly staggering how many 4th quarter games this man has blown in 2 years lmao
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@The33rdTeamFB @pdomo Dolphins disrespected still 🤦‍♂️
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@NYforSanders @AnaKasparian using facts as a weapon. eliminate these centrists with terrible track records that the MSM refuses to call out.
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@FlockCwood @Lj_era8 sad thing is FT is so bad i honestly could see this being a real segment
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@p_ohman @Catdadd11 @PilotGreg11 i never have and never will call the cops 🤷‍♂️
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@FinsUp152517 I would say too many chargers fans but that would insinuate they have fans
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@bart_frantz @NBCS49ers You lost to the falcons 🤣
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@chadloder that was always my argument... it's not standing up against the government that was the problem... it's the fact that they're doing it to institute a dictator that will help no one but the rich and powerful
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@Jasonblood2013 @Buccaneers @MiamiDolphins have fun with 0 separation parker
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@elsapoverde72 @NFLonFOX @MiamiDolphins As many as bradys defense won him
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@ShitpostGate basically it's asking "is this a vacation or a work trip?"
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@MagaisLife @TheGQPLies tell me you flushed the bottle cap
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@VBSofficial_ Only because hawks actually thought they had a chance
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Since this is getting so much traction here's a bonus. Not a one possession play but 4th quarter so it fits. Surely our legendary super star can come back against the 27th ranked defense in the league... what a dime!
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@Syl2944 @VBSofficial_ he is statistically better and it's not close
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@cafreiman Where’s Norway Sweden and Denmark? Ya know… the happiest places in the world?
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@elitetakes_ This guy is so much better than brissett is… such a joke we cut him because they didnt want to cut brissett
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@Blackspliff305 Dad keeping it 💯are always the wisest words you’ll ever hear
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@MiamiDolphins the real one
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@BrettKollmann Hopes she likes strip clubs cus there’s hundreds of them there 😬
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@Phillies_Muse inject this into my veins
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@NFLGameDay @TheNickShook @Tua After watching that game it’s clear tua is better than hurts
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@HeatleMiami This is the most rigged series I’ve ever seen
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@MattRyanVault @arjunmenon100 legit feel bad for your boy as a phins fan... i feel your pain tho
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@houtz We dont have to act like these 2 have played with each other for years lol this chemistry isnt gonna be there on day 1
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@RockYaJaw @BryanOreally @GhostOfAdamGase you can't possibly believe waddle = moore bro lmao cmon man
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@tili____ imagine flores doing this lmao... god damn i love where this team is right now
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@phinsforlife305 for those interested
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@CBSSportsHQ @Brady_Quinn anyone watching the games that isn't blind knows that tua isn't the problem
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@Mikeps69_NFL greatest day in dolphins history since marino
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Chiefs trading Tyreek Hill to Dolphins for five draft picks. (via @RapSheet + @TomPelissero )
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@itsbostoncream We’re counting pick 6 yardage now?
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@FootbaIIism Imagine being the DB hearing that shit 🤣
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@Kruda15 @GavlarMarshall @greylingmune @Rothmus So does Santa and the Easter bunny I guess
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@GACPodcast17 Excuse list for Herbert: 1. Offensive line trash 2. Coaching is terrible 3. Weapons suck 4. Refs not calling holding penalties 5. Defense sucks Which one we going with this time boys?
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@bmb4290 @SNFonNBC @MiamiDolphins i respect the fact you say this as a jets fan 🤣
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