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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

8 months

That Miami counter press is going to be killer this year.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Brenden Aaronson tells Fox his favorite Thanksgiving dish is his grandma's weird jello thing that he can't even describe and I feel like that's the most Brenden Aaronson answer imaginable.

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Kevin Morris

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1 year

They said on the Univision broadcast that Berhalter ordered the USMNT not to score a tying goal and instead try to reach 80% possession, but BJ Callahan stood up to GGG and said "no." Wow what a legend.

FOX Soccer

@FOXSoccer

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CINCY'S FINEST BRANDON VAZQUEZ! 🇺🇸

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Kevin Morris

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2 years

My feeling is that the US should develop someone as good as Kylian Mbappe.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Feel like I've waited my entire life as a USMNT fan to watch our guys not just go toe-to-toe with a world power in the World Cup, but actually outplay them -- and for conversation after the game to be about how good we were and not how hard we played.

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Kevin Morris

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2 years

I appreciate that some people like to watch US World Cup games in groups, at watch parties. But I'm going to persist with tradition, and watch alone, curled up in an anxious bundle of nerves, mumbling gibberish and occasionally shouting obscenities directed at no one and no thing

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Opposing teams won't even be willing to watch tape from these two friendlies. The trap has been set.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Reasons I'm more optimistic about the US playing against a low-block now than in WCQ: 1) Tim Ream's distribution 2) Pulisic actually in form 3) Gio as x factor, even if it's off the bench 4) Weah healthy -- he's elite at getting a step on his man and whipping in a cross

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

3 years

Statue technology has really regressed over the past 5,000 years or so.

B/R Football

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3 years

LA Galaxy unveil a statue of Landon Donovan. The USMNT legend won seven trophies and scored 113 goals and provided 107 assists during his time with the Galaxy ✨

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

If anyone is worried about playing against Gareth Bale at the World Cup, USMNT-reject Nick Lima just pocketed him.

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4 years

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

3 years

Can one of Pulisic or Mount please just dye their hair another color?

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

T&T is such easy opposition I remember when Pulisic and Dempsey each scored three first half goals on them in Couva.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Ban fans who throw shit in the field from your stadium.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

It's wild that "the US produces the best athletes in the world" has just become an accepted truism among American sports fans.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Best supporters section in the league.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Really hoping the US channels the energy of these guys tomorrow.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

What a moment. This guy deserves all the hugs.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

When you're 18 and about to have a breakout season.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Jack Grealish trying to survive one night in Concacaf.

Güero Glockowski

@miguelmyers777

2 years

Took a page out of my book

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

4 years

I bet Berhalter was shitting his pants if this is really all Musah said in that first text:

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Rigoni and Urruti in line in front of me at my HEB.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 months

Teams that won groups but had to play away are now 0-4 in the knockouts of Leagues Cup. I'm not one of the certified geniuses who changed Leagues Cup rules this year, but it sure does seem pretty dumb to make group stage success meaningless.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Completely unfair that LAFC fans get so much credit when we had an entire tree show up to our match.

USMNT Only

@usmntonly

2 years

LAFC supporters are incredible 👏 (via @dushichemo )

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Take yourself out of the moment for a second, separate yourself from Austin FC fandom, and just appreciate -- truly appreciate -- the absolute hilarity of this own goal.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

8 months

If this happened in an MLS game every reply in the thread would be “only in MLS!!!”

NBC Sports Soccer

@NBCSportsSoccer

8 months

Disaster for Liverpool! A defensive lapse gives Martinelli a wide open goal to restore Arsenal's lead! #ARSLIV

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 months

Only MLS could devise a knockout tournament where the winner of a group has to play at a disadvantage against the runner-up in another group. What exactly is the point of the group stage?

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

5 years

Pulisic with 8 successful dribbles today out of 12 attempted 👀. It's not just his passing that's gotten better since last season.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

5 years

Probability Gregg loses the locker room after this one?

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

Just to follow up on this. Transfermarkt total market value for the teams last night: Leon: €47.40m LAFC: €55.10m LAFC has played only 12 league games this season, four less than almost every other MLS team. Its injury list was two players.

Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

This is true generally but I also find it hilarious LAFC is using it as an excuse. It was not the problem in this series.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

5 years

Safe to say that Fabian Johnson would be at least a moderate improvement over Lovitz at LB.

Roger Gonzalez

@RGonzalezCBS

5 years

Fabian Johnson wants back in with the #USMNT , hopes call-up comes soon. More here:

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

How did Stuver time this so well? He turned around right as his teammates arrived. A second earlier and he's awkwardly waiting for them instead. That is elite celebration choreography. And it can't just be taught.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Gabrielsen does so much in this play. Even keeps his run going after laying off the pass, which pulls in the defender who should be marking Djitte.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

4 years

Sources told me before the match started that European scouts were watching this game because watching soccer is their job and they do it all the time.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Does anyone have the VAR hotline number I'd like to report a crime.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

All I want tomorrow is an easy 3-0 win and 0 xG for England. I don't see how that's too much to ask.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

No way Rigoni survives the off-season if we're gonna be this ruthless going forward.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

ATX fans who’ve never watched CCL before, welcome to the greatest and most insane soccer competition on the planet! If you are feeling confident against Violette… don’t be! Confidence is the first thing the energy vampires who run Concacaf feed off of.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

That "x" looks real nice.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

4 years

The one thing I'd use to seal the deal with Musah is to remind him that he'll never, ever have to do deal with English press if he plays for the US.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

Easy halftime tactics talk until October.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Sebastian Driussi is just so fucking good at soccer. I mean come on.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

3 years

Love and respect my friends who support Mexico but please let me make the following point: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

I don't like the "Liga MX vs MLS" narrative the broadcasters keep pushing, as if there aren't MLS fans who support a Liga MX team. And I really can't stand that they also keep trying to tie this game into national team pride, as if there aren't MLS fans who also support Mexico.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

This is what Austin fans were talking about in the MVP discussion last year. No stat for Driussi here. Not even the hockey assist. But he, as always, played a key role in a winning play.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

3 years

Is there a more unfilling job than being the guy who has to run on the field to check if Cecilio is actually hurt

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

5 years

Alphonso Davies keeps doing this to your narratives about MLS being incapable of developing top global talent:

FOX Soccer

@FOXSoccer

5 years

1. Gerd Müller: 365 2. Klaus Fischer: 268 3. Robert Lewandowski: 221 🔺 4. Jupp Heynckes: 220 @FCBayernUS ' No. 9 keeps moving up the all-time @Bundesliga_EN scoring charts! ⚽

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

ATX - FCD is what we all wanted. This is going to be incredible.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

We need San Antonio to get an MLS team solely for the sake of better rivalry banter.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

This explanation from Josh Wolff on why he subbed Djitté on when he did is really revealing. It's more than just "throw the big guy on. It's recognizing why the big guy could be so effective with the way RSL was set up.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

Dani Pereira probably has at most one more season with us. He's too good to stay in this league.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Friendly reminder that Dani Periera is really fuckin good.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

3 years

'bout to go to bed, and then tomorrow I'm going to go watch the US play a World Cup Qualifier a few miles away from my house. I lived in soccer deserts my whole life and this is still so cool to me.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

What is the point of signing Corozo a month ago if we're still subbing Rodney and Wolff onto the wings?

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

A day in my life on USMNT Twitter.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

It really shows how poorly Austin FC's team build has been managed that we are trading the guy we just signed to a big contract, with much fanfare, at the start of the season. It is good we have a real sporting director now, because this has been clown show stuff.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

5 years

Let's just do it. Let's just cap-tie everyone so all USMNT fans can relax for ~30 seconds. Here's the lineup we MUST START against Cuba. in October Ricardo Pepi Efra Alvarez - Alex Mendez - Uly Llanez - Richie Ledezma Sergino Dest - Nico Carrera - Julian Araujo David Ochoa

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 months

I think Leagues Cup fuckin’ rules and I don’t care if it makes me uncool to say it. But I really respect anyone who says “no” to watching it. That’s not asinine. The idea that one Leagues Cup has done more to promote the sport than 100+ years of the Open Cup is ridiculous.

Eric Goodman

@Goodman

2 months

This is asinine. @opencup hasn’t done in 100 years what @LeaguesCup did in one year to elevate MLS and soccer in America writ large. Tradition for tradition’s sake isn’t just boring, it’s bad business. If anything, MLS should be celebrated for finding creative ways to progress

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

7 months

There are e a lot of contenders but this is the worst half of soccer I’ve ever seen Austin FC play.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

Remember when an anonymous account on here claimed the exact opposite and everyone on US soccer Twitter just ran with it.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

3 years

In two games, #austinfc has already scored 30% of the goals we scored across the entirety of last season.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

PSA for any visiting FCD fans longing for some of your local cuisine today.-- there's a Chili's just down the road from the stadium on Research Boulevard.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

Uh, wow?

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

EXCL: Man City’s Rodolfo Borrell set to join @AustinFC as Sporting Director following successful 9-year stay with the Citizens & last season treble 🟢🇺🇸 Pep Guardiola’s top assistant and former Global Technical Director will sign multiyear deal. Announcement expected soon.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

5 years

Sargent starting against Cuba would be awesome if it didn't indicate that Zardes is starting against Canada.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Genius from Terzic to limit Gio's minutes and use him as a super sub. He probably even let Gio know ahead of time about this limited role.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

So uh, let's start John Gallagher, yeah?

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

You don't gotta do the stadium pricing in HEB too @AustinFC .

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Owen Wolff goal vs. Croatia in a 4-3 win. Nice awareness and composure to get the ball down in the box after a mis-hit shot and then calmly slots it past the keeper.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

*puts on kevlar vest* *puts on chainmail armor* *puts on motorcycle helmet* *throws voice to a nearby puppy* Rigoni was actually pretty good last night.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

3 years

Also guys Dani Pereira is fuckin legit.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Oh shit. They've been holding on to this shot.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

It's crazy but I think this team plays better when Fagundez is healthy and fit.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

5 years

John Brooks and Jozy Altidore are just dreams, more figments of our imagination than actual national team players. As soon as you think they're real, they disappear in a cloud of magic spray.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

Really, I'm just happy that the guy who's going to be evaluating Josh Wolff's job performance definitely knows more about the sport and performance at its highest levels than anyone on Twitter.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

Do I think Josh Wolff could do significantly better next season with a better roster? Absolutely. Do I think it's completely fair to fire a manager after a season like this? Absolutely.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

It's hard to tell in the stadium, without replays, but it sure did look like Driussi got wiped out off the ball--so a straight red for denial of a goal-scoring opportunity.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

8 months

The Super Bowl is cool and all but it can hardly compare in importance to the first streamed Austin FC preseason game of the year.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

3 years

Things I loved tonight: Ricardo Pepi Yunus Musah Weston McKennie Timo Weah Austin, TX

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

Anthony Precourt

@APrecourt

1 year

. @AustinFC

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Can't believe that dropping 10 goals over the first two games of the season ended up being an indication that Austin was good.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

7 months

That first half was disqualifying. I can’t imagine how Wolff keeps his job if we play many more games like this. To be that unprepared the first game of the season, at home, after the season we JUST had is ridiculous.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

4 years

The dude behind me at HEB is listening to @andrew_wiebe and @MattDoyle76 talk about Austin's expansion draft loudly on his phone and this is a pretty surreal experience.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

3 months

Huh, I guess getting results against Concacaf teams isn’t as easy as Twitter has told me it is.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

6 months

A shot in the heart for every jerk who leaves early.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

3 months

How does the result in the other game affect the gameplan in this one in any way whatsoever? Actual madness.

Kranks

@dis_possessed

3 months

Gregg when asked about relaying 1-1 Bolivia/Panama scoreline to players right before Uruguay scored: “When Bolivia equalized, it was getting that information out. That we wanna be smart, solid, uhh, Panama is tied in the game, and ummm, yea.” Q from: @ArnoldcommaJon

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

If you don't tag @andrew_wiebe on all of your tweets over the next four days do you even have civic pride?

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Crazy this guy was available and didn't even take a penalty for Argentina.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

5 months

Report from Serbia that Red Star Belgrade has sold Osman Bukari to Austin.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

5 years

D-mids in the US pool better than Trapp and not named Michael Bradley: Adams McKennie Danny Williams (coming off a long injury) Russel Canouse Alfredo Morales (a sub on a bottom-tier BL side. Still better.)

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Yes, Stroud obviously, clearly, called for the ball.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Can't believe people are watching UEFA Champions League today. Save your energy for the superior Champions League tonight.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

4 months

We didn’t deserve anything from last night’s game but still…. lollllllllllll.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

I struggle to care about McBride leaving because I have absolutely no idea what he did or why the team needed him.

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@usmntonly

2 years

BREAKING: Brian McBride is OUT as general manager of the USMNT after two years in the position, per @SamBorden Berhalter's review is still ongoing and no decision has been made there yet.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Austin FC's media team was made for this. (The MLS hub on Apple TV looks fantastic btw).

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

Man......

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

Which is more likely: 1) A conspiracy to protect Josh Wolff. 2) Rodo knowing more about the sport and success than the rest of us.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

1 year

900k in GAM you say? 🤔🤔🤔

Barça Universal

@BarcaUniversal

1 year

Xavi told Alemany that he had to terminate Sergiño Dest's contract. No club is interested in the player. Nobody wants him. — @VMalo8

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Been an incredible MLS season. Especially here in Austin. Thanks to all the @AustinFC fans on here who've actually made me like being on this site. The only version of Twitter that I've ever enjoyed has been this: local and communal and filled with good people.

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

5 years

What's Michael Bradley doing there behind Richie in full PSV gear

PSV

@PSV

5 years

Boys are out... Time to train! 🏃🏼‍♂️ #GROPSV

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Kevin Morris

@socceralt

2 years

Thinking about this lucky goal from the league’s luckiest player tonight. Look at all the luck that went into this goal happening. Anyone could score this goal if they were just lucky enough.

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