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o captain my captain! carpe diem

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how many months
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2024 is halfway over.
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do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?
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Lightning struck the Statue Of Liberty during a thunderstorm in the New York City area this week ⚑ πŸ“Έ: @DanTVusa
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entire???
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The entire summer’s family is now in Fortnite!
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least favorite turtle go
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@Number1StephFan is he stupid
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BREAKING NEWS: #Barbie Director Greta Gerwig beats the shit out of Jo Koy after the #GoldenGlobes2024
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"And BARBIE was based on a plastic doll with big boobs!" The #Barbie crew weren't too thrilled by Jo Koy's jokes about their film. #GoldenGlobes
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@user53899416742 the fuck is hawk tuah
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@wuzztozz fun police arrived everybody pack it up
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@Rainforest1346 i’m going to hunt you down
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@Rudomike21 not quite
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@John_ConJob the same thing that happens to everything else
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winona.. ryder... popular because of stranger things..
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@Shadow_Strike2 havok and vulcan snubbed
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how x-men would react to you coming out: a very unserious thread
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shartney real or not. google. couryne fake or not fake. shayne and courtney smosh? are smosh blonde married. april fools joke? are the smosh people for real
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my first kiss 😎
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where did we go wrong as a society
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jumpscare holy shit
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they nerfed gambit
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@groggy_monkeee if they know enough to assume jean is cables mom then mybe least x men 97
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@Slaylijah1 who is ralph ..
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@Attevaurea i had to endure hazbin hotel for this funny and i am upset
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the sentinel designs from DOFP were so ass what were they thinking. where is my ugly purple and red big robot
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gambit: mon ami, if you like cheres AND chers just say so. oui oui mon ami je m’appelle gambit *starts beatboxing*
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@itsOmak_ mind you
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magneto: i accept you like i accept my kids. my kids are gay as shit
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@Mutant_Menace it’s the hideous ai for me!!
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iceman: IMMMMMMMM GGGAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY TOOOOOOO
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no way yall are calling holocaust survivor MAGNETO… MUTANT H1TLER???
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men aren’t real
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@WednesdayPull DONT TALK ON MY GOAT LIKE THIS
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comment and i’ll give you a x men i associate you with
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using mitski to shit on women of color is fucking crazy to me
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prof x: what mutant power is that… what does bisexual do…
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wolverine: you’re not fucking real
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austin butler as gambit sucks and i have a better x-men role he could play
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@BlakeOf616 and he did it in new york good for him
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beast: how extraordinary! i invented that word back in… 19… something…
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cyclops: what is bisexual… wait i’ve heard that before… i heard jean say it i think
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it eats anyone who says it doesn’t is getting muted
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Fantastic 4 Suit reveal!!
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rogue: i get what you mean sugar, we’re more alike than you know
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enough of least favorite, who is the best ninja turtle?
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if this is r rated then i believe you are 9 years old
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Marvel really did R rated sequence in #WhatIf
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storm: i accept you, but i have no idea what any of that means
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME
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that is fucking eminem
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@bitmaster23 @RoastHimJim get ur own personality
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did you know every murderer also drinks water, and you drink water? are you a murderer?
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bray 🀎 is still at the restaurant
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ttpd haters, how does it feel to know you’re agreeing w ben shapiro ?
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jean grey: oh that’s what that means? i’ve gotta look into that. don’t say a word to scott.
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and also can we be serious. why are we grouping steve with these people.
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do me a favor and shut the fuck up πŸ˜€
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tweet like you’re in the xavier institute
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scarlet witch: i understand.. both of my kids are a part of that community. and now that i think about it… i think my dad may be bisexual
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@BlakeOf616 thanks for inventing scott summers
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just had an organism
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Hugh Jackman is Wolverine.
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it’s almost as if your perspective on someone would change after they get exposed
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πŸ₯±
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you niggas are miserable
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Is it bad this clip is legitimately making me mad.
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quicksilver: THERES MORE OF YOU?? *runs away screaming*
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what will minors dni people do when they get kids
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interact if you see this
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do not follow me i do not post bangers and i am a miserable child
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@cbender_05 @Number1StephFan no i’m in my living room playing saxophone
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@Ajbludhavengam1 careful i said this and i got jumped
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jubilee: me too!
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@Shadow_Strike2 hope snubbed
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interact if you can see this please
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TWITTER CIRCLE
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@MaricCraft_YT what is wrong with you
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obligatory β€œwhat’s this on my twitter page” post
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steve’s gonna be 94 πŸ˜”πŸ’”
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all x men art i have drawn ever i think:
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its been so long that most people on this subtwt dont know what the fuck this is even about
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@Get2DaChopra he’s actually the proper height they nerfed everyone else’s heights
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let’s put tom in a movie and see how he does
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@OnlinePalEng
PALESTINE ONLINE πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has stated that "The war in Gaza will continue," disregarding the decisions issued by the International Court of Justice.
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polaris: bisexual… alex mentioned that to me before. i welcome you with open arms
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hey! i’ve noticed you’ve been trying to come back and act normal and act like you aren’t weird. you are! you had a relationship with a 13 year old! you are 16 or quite near it. you keep trying to interact with me or others like nothing happened.
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GIMME AN ORANGE CHARACTER
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although the doodle nation kicked off because of steve, i never needed him. fuck you steve. you never deserved this silly little guy
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coldest image of joe to ever exist i will be using this as a reaction picture
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Cooked with this photo though damn πŸ”₯
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@drendanvers …yes
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steve rogers really turned out to be john walker
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guys help
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do me a favor and shut the fuck up πŸ˜€
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yeah cause that’s so much worse than erasing a characters heritage
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Yall are worried about the wrong thing with this. What if the MCU tries to make jokes about MF doom and uses his music 😭
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literally in my science class rn but i’m here to say we do NOT care
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josh is missing so i blocked spider-man
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with that here are my final messages. though this is my second time being on twitter i enjoyed this time a lot more. with these friends that i’ve made along the way, and these experiences have let me grown a lot as a person
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to anyone i’ve forgotten that knows they were important to me, know that i love you and cherish the times that we’ve interacted. i’ve loved my time here with all of you
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this post is for doodle requests please redirect all requests here so it’s easier for me to find and get you your doodle
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