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Not actually snooty. Not actually a pigeon. Beware the Podcast Industrial Complex. Grad from a top 400 business school (brains). Abolish LinkedIn.

Joined March 2020
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"me? I'm offering free money! hubba hubba hubba, money money money, who do you trust?" -Joker
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Robot James 🤖🏖
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it’s heartening how every corner of fintwit is willing to put aside their differences and join together to dunk on the real estate guys.
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@ben_rosen The only funny hawk tuah joke I've seen
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me telling my breadwinner wife about my day spent scrolling twitter and generating passive income selling options spreads from my $15,000 robinhood account.
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people have no idea what's coming in 2024
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Merry Christmas, you filthy animals
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@AdamSinger I can't help but think American lawyers have played a significant part in why our healthcare system sucks so bad.
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@Variety stop breaking things and being proud of it.
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@StealthQE4 stop with the fearmongering. you're scaring the boomers.
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@StealthQE4 i like her. smart young lady.
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they're adding advertisements to amazon Prime videos cable was better than what streaming services have become.
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the sexbots on twitter are a good thing as long as they keep liking my tweets
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my son at 5am on a sunday:
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@StealthQE4 Calling this market the 737 MAX the way it's about to crash.
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this lady needs to be stopped. super tyrant.
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Disclose.tv
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NEW - Nikki Haley: "Every person on social media should be verified by their name" because of "national security."
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"A food recipe website but instead of people's diaries people instead upload only the recipes"
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Epstein was not the first person, or the last, to be epsteined.
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Ahafia Communism Kills ⚡️🧡🍌✨🪙💋
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Boeing whistleblower John Barnett is found dead in his truck outside a South Carolina hotel just days after testifying in lawsuit against the aviation giant via
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Men will tweet out "they don't know what's coming" for 2 years instead of going to therapy
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we need to shut down forbes magazine until we figure out what the hell is going on
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@DavidInglesTV she makes more sense than Cathy Wood.
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Shutdown Week Kicks Off With Complete Chaos As Friday Deadline Approaches
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@BusinessFamous margin call
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Earlier this week, I bought a PS5 for myself. I packed it up and returned it after I realized how many 0DTE options I could buy with that money. Just being honest, I’ve found that a lot of my success in life can be linked to my ability to bet more.
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when you see congress send another $95 Billion of our money overseas:
@CallMeK1123
𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂
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Gm
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@SMTuffy same energy:
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guys on twitter obsessed with alpha males and what defines an alpha male don't understand something: if your life is preoccupied with talking about being an alpha male, you're not an alpha male. you're either out there kicking ass at what you put your mind to or you're not.
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when you see "This Post is from an account you muted." you gotta trust your past self and not click the "view tweet" button.
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their generation has gotta be trolling us
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@concodanomics i heard financelot sneaks into jpow's house at night and whispers shadow econ data into his ears when he's sleeping. big if true.
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@HighyieldHarry can i buy swaps on the psychology and sociology tranches?
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seems to me that people who engage in meaningful tweets and replies, not NPC narrative comments and troll replies, are above average intelligent people seeking out others that they can have smarter conversations with than they can have with the people they're surrounded with IRL.
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me in charge of an oldies radio station:
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@OrwellNGoode right now it's more valuable to have time on boeing repair simulator.
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people on twitter shouldn't be able to retweet their own tweets
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@StealthQE4 bitcoin is not increasing in value. it's that the fiats are decreasing in value.
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it's time for you to stop complaining about grocery prices and become a rich person.
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the usa if we never elect another speaker of the House again
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@StealthQE4 "on the market 151 days. we've had 3 showings" 😱
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@Carnage4Life crypto guys: "i'm in it for the tech" EV startup CEOs: "i'm in it to save the planet from climate change"
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people on twitter shouldn't be able to retweet their own tweets
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@Megatron_ron
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BREAKING: 🇺🇲 White House confirms Biden will NOT take a cognitive test as part of his upcoming physical exam Biden will be first U.S President in history to refuse a cognitive test. The government and the Democrats know that Biden will fail the test, and virtually everyone
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people in the 1970s: "I bet we'll have flying cars in the future" 2023:
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Libertarian Party of Pinellas County
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@jackvlloyd @ThePholosopherX "You cannot blackmail good people" that means 99% of politicians are blackmailed and compromised 😭
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jpow tonight watching shitcoins moon
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"What was it like when everyone on twitter finally moved on and stopped using that Vince McMahon clip?"
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everyone on the timeline is losing it
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when a politician finally seeks out a diagnosis from a psychologist:
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@StealthQE4 why's the govt always lyin?
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🤣found this online
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The #1 reason people lose money in the stock market? They sell at a lower price than the purchase price. There are many reasons why this can happen, but here are the top 5 reasons this is happening to you:
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@Peoples_Pundit
Rich Baris The People's Pundit
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Think about the odds of two whistleblowers dying like this within a short period of time. @Boeing is either the luckiest company to ever be in business, or the most evil.
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Longevity "experts" always with the metformin and resveratrol but they never talk about keeping your mouth shut.
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Mariah Carey and her music producer after inventing Christmas
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Joe Rogan is responsible for elevating thousands of barely-mediocre people to seemingly high levels of importance. He's mass production Ray J.
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some guy really said "Sydney Sweeney is ugly." bro what are you doing looking all the way up there?
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@maxkeiser Bukele seeing Max invite Tate to El Salvador:
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Lemme guess. No investigation, no congressional hearings. We're just a banana republic now?
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never seen a generation talk about side hustles so much. clearly a sign of prosperity.
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@treiner5
Thomas Reiner
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$LYFT in their release said 500bps of EBITDA margin expansion (as a % of GBV) in 2024 and just said on the call it's actually 50bps Stock went from +65% to +11% 😂
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all while telling yourself "i live in a free country. I am a free man."
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🏴 Nevada Memes før Liberty🏴
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It really do be 100% just like that.
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Which one of you pranksters signed up Grant for a zerohedge email newsletter subscription?
@GrantCardone
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🚨WARNING: Stock Market is due for 50% correction taking S&P below 2674. Tens of millions of households will have their retirement & savings destroyed by being invested in stock market at these levels? The yield curve has been inverted for +500 days. This has only happened 3
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What stage of the Roman Empire decline is this?
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i don't care what people say, this movie was great and it's because Louis Gossett Jr elevated his role to something the movie didn't deserve. it sucks he didn't get the roles he wanted. great raw talent.
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RIP Louis Gossett Jr. You gave every ten year-old in the 1980’s the best cinematic experience of their lives.
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"dad, what was twitter like in Oct 2023 when everyone spammed that Vince McMahon clip?"
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high IQ males are obsessed with telling people on the internet how superior people like them are when there are thousands of normal 107 iq PhDs out there using their brains to improve the world more than their sorry butts ever will.
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How guys who say "X" when referring to Twitter kiss their girlfriends:
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remember to buy iodine for the radiation
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It’s over
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@netcapgirl Someone's working on the case study as we speak.
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ok i changed my mind, let him wear whatever the hell he wants.
@Breaking911
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SEN. FETTERMAN: "The Chinese government and other U.S. adversaries should own zero, zero agricultural land in our country. I believe that. I mean, they're taking back our pandas, ya know? We should take back all of their farmland."
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That hamburger you enjoy eating costs too much carbon. Eat zee bugs to save the planet.
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Mark Zuckerbergs Private Yatch But sure, you having the odd steak & driving a petrol car is ruining the planet…..
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people need to stop listening to Sean Parker
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“HBO Max” officially rebranded to “Max”. The new logo is pretty descriptive.
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"close the f*cken door" fintwit:
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you've been scrolling twitter for awhile. how much would you like to tip?
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People think Twitter is a wild place but the most unhinged people on the Internet are actually found on nextdoor.
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guys who do technical analysis on the vix: "all my training has prepared me for this moment."
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@POTUS
President Biden
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When rural America does well, all of America does well.
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you're supposed to side with the guy in the middle, right? right? 😭
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@StealthQE4 Money printing has consequences. Doesn't make sense to save for these people if their savings are being eaten away anyway. Their choice is rational. Also affects productivity because why be productive if they're just printing the thing you're working for?
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i spoke to a Fed insider and found out what piece of data jpow is most focused on
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was googling something and came across this 🤣
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she's a 10 but orders scooped gluten-free bagels.
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health nut friend: "did you test to see if ur body is in ketosis yet?" me, eating cheetos: "i thought you said cheetosis"
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