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I would wallpaper my house in this
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@_RobertSchultz Conversation with a friend after I told him I decided to let my employees work remotely: Friend: But how will you know they are actually working? Me with a confused look on my face: Because the work I give them gets done?
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@JohnnyKilos @nevertwobored Dogs can pick up on vibes better than humans
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@Nature_and_Race You sure can. Then a black man invented this more efficient version
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@Gale4ce10 @MNateShyamalan Funny you should mention that. Had a friend in high school whose father was Carl. His oldest brother was Carl Jr. His other older brother was Carlton. His sister was Carla. And he was Carlos. Didn't speak a lick of Spanish
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@I_AM_WILDCAT @2wingedangel I would like to see you in his boots doing his construction job 8-9 hrs per day
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@LLdeeflint @KSTiLLS Bro literally has his hair braided like a 10 year old girl, but is giving comments on nail painting
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@AFpost @RealCandaceO Has the U.S. become greater since WWII? Are you serious?
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@orangeowl18 @_RobertSchultz It is so ingrained in our culture people can't think differently
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@FaZeBlaze @JGODYT @AverageJoeWo If JGOD told me that playing Warzone while naked would increase my movement speed by 1.5% I would do it with no questions asked
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@roywoodjr I'm going to try and keep the "Sorry, I can't go out I haven't got my vaccination yet" train rolling until after New Years 2023
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@ask_aubry Based on these responses this is apparently not common knowledge, but when you marry someone with kids then you now have kids
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@DaveHen3 @Nature_and_Race Then the original is just a redesigned lathe
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@hothandsports1 @jasrifootball 1st: they do celebrate it 2nd: you said they haven't won anything but division which is wrong
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@JshPate @hutchinson Trump supporters have no shame
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@walkergwrites @Gale4ce10 @MNateShyamalan He was black. We got a new Spanish teacher for 2nd semester in 9th grade and Carlos was absent the first day, so I told the teacher that he was half Puerto Rican and spoke fluent Spanish. When Carlos showed up the next day with the teacher speaking to him in Spanish we laughed
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@lucanne88 @AFpost @RealCandaceO Your life sucks because you are a loser. Don't blame America
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@ryan_dr3 @Phil_Lewis_ That is not what CRT teaches but it doesn't matter because it is a niche discipline that is not taught in K-12
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@chesucram @shop_w_virginia @DailyLoud Worry about your neck-to-beard ratio
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@DraftGeneral69 @JohnathanPerk There is no reason to talk to the police without your lawyer
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@Trophy_Husband5 @GoingDutchDEN In most jurisdictions it is illegal to ride on the sidewalk
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@MillennialPorg @BadLegalTakes Under HIPPO you are required to tell him if you are hungry, hungry
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@DiodeLass Exactly. And they don't even know what a cobbler is. A cobbler repairs shoes. They do not make them. Shoemakers make the shoes
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@ModernWarzone W. Although I wish we could just buy one
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@bbreadmanW Yikes. This is a travesty for so many different reasons. Not only did they besmirch their own competitive integrity, but that of Warzone as a whole. And even worse I had to read all that because of these losers
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@shaunmmaguire @world_manager2 You can't be that gullible
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@AP It will help fight homelessness? Do they think that if you prevent homeless people from camping on public property the homeless people will eventually get fed up and finally breakdown and buy a house?
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@DraftGeneral69 @JohnathanPerk Yeah. That is not how it works
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@roywoodjr 9th grade biology for me and I drew the mold on with a marker. Got an A
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@CryptoHado @ScooterMagruder @eurosport It is irrelevant. He plays for the World Champions
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@PackersBy90 @orangeowl18 @_RobertSchultz We have all this new technology making everything more efficient but workers lives are not improving. Still grinding away for 40+ hours with horrible commutes all while making less money
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@HV_Midnight @Phant0m_Zer0 @I_AM_WILDCAT @2wingedangel Somebody has to do that job we can't have a world where everyone is a doctor
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@JGODYT @JakeSucky Right. It almost seems personal. There is no shot Doc banged every Twitch execs mom is there?
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@IMAO_ I also wanted to wait for more details, but that being said, men with guns panicking and opening fire on unarmed people is a pretty classic scenario
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@hothandsports1 @jasrifootball This is just untrue. What sports do you handicap? Soccer? Cricket?
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@D_ndamagi @reachcole1999 @MissGinaDarling He doesn't have to. He wants to make her happy. He loves his daughter. She isn't just an obligation and responsibility to him
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@Highway_30 @oneunderscore__ It is so effective that the company that makes Ivermectin is like, "This isn't effective. Please don't buy this." Imagine a pharma company has a miracle treatment for Covid and instead of marketing and selling it as such, they say, "Please don't buy and use our product for this"
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@DomClare @LLdeeflint @KSTiLLS Dafuq said shit about your hair?
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@CarltonBanksJr2 @OvOBrezzzy Don't do it at all, maybe?
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@hothandsports1 @jasrifootball Hurts won an NFC championship
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@B_1776qw @HV_Midnight @Phant0m_Zer0 @I_AM_WILDCAT @2wingedangel It has to be somebody? And whoever it is shouldn't be worked to the bone and not have any free or family time
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@RvrLrd @danielleradford That is actually his grandmother. Here is his other grandmother with Baby Kamala and his mother with young woman Kamala. But yeah, definitely black
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@LangmanVince @Montel_Williams Why is everyone so upset that he and Kamala briefly dated like 25 years ago?
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@DraftGeneral69 @JohnathanPerk Like after the cop shoots you, should you tell him that you are bleeding and he should call an ambulance? Sure.
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@bbreadmanW @Lullashyy The most annoying thing about this relationship is that you guys are in your early 20s, but the way you developed this and then rolled it out to the public was patient, thoughtful, and mature well beyond your years. You are making everyone else look bad
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@kawhi_ring @Austin_Denius They showed all the shots from the players he was guarding? Then they showed all his shots, assists, and rebounds? Might as well have watched the whole game
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This is a new one to me. @bbreadmanW
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@Lexcield @elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog Person: "If you don't like your employer you can just quit" Same person: "Every place is understaffed. Nobody wants to work anymore!"
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@DomClare @LLdeeflint @KSTiLLS Good for your hair. That dude that I am referencing hair didn't do that naturally
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@colorblinding @hutchinson This isn't a Christian nation
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@garrmedios @AFpost @RealCandaceO Yes. America was not great in the 1930s. Read a book
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@totezchristian @VanLathan I don't give a fuck what kids know, but A Tribe Called Quest is legendary
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@CoderStevo @LibertyCappy Trans men and women are all outliers. There have been two total trans swimmers in division 1 college swimming. One male and one female
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@JDNorry @jemelehill Yep. Nancy's kids, grandkids and great grandkids were just trying to enjoy the holiday season and now they have to learn about Nana being the Throat GOAT
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@TheRealHoarse @Phil_Lewis_ It is super lame. The only thing lamer is sending the no-shows an invoice for their seats
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@AstralLobo @Brasilmagic @stephycha @4_the_babies The point is that based on your tweets you probably are not 25 years old yet
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@JGODYT When I play a FPS I just want to shoot people in the face. I am not trying to be a carpenter
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@ASFleischman A dude literally attacked the Speaker's husband with a hammer in a failed attempt to kidnap her
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@SHODesusAndMero Saw a #bodegahive member driving through Maryland
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@JakeSucky All you can ask is that people acknowledge their mistake, acknowledge the impact their mistake had on others, apologize for their mistake and try to do better going forward
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@brendenfcks @lucanne88 @AFpost @RealCandaceO You would be a loser in any society at any time
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@washingtonpost Based on the price of a bag of pistachios at my local grocery store I am guessing this shipment was worth a out $10 billion
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@UnaMcIlvenna From Trevor Noah's book
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@Suffragent_ She never hid any of her relationships and never cheated on her spouse
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@BadLegalTakes The thing that somehow shocks me every time is the confidence with which they say it. I should know better by now
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@ibogost Let's ignore your silly critiques of the show for a moment and discuss how you are so bad at video games that you couldn't defeat an early basic clicker?
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@MobleyGinny @BehizyTweets Dafuq you think Jamaicans come from originally? China?
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@drewskii0071 @leahdb98 @Activision When did she start working for Activision?
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@NotEvolution1 Which god?
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@RealDianeYap Why would they have "the talk" with you?
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@pYp3zZPlays This is some next level deflection
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@MrQu1gley @Hamb1no Glendale Schools was not administering any puberty blockers
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@harikondabolu I didn't have Asian friends until law school which is when I learned this was a thing. I was raised to never ask a guest to do or not do anything. Like if a dude was shitting in my kitchen, I wouldn't do anything but clean it up and say, "I guess we don't invite Bob over anymore"
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@MrQu1gley @Hamb1no What would I apologize for, dingleberry?
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@TheTylerDiaz2 @JakeSucky Or private. Or touching in public. Or saying things in public. Or wearing things in public
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@SbmmWarzone Privacy? It is your fucking k/d not your social security number. @Activision needs to chill on this one. You have legal representation? Where you guys located?
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@PplsCityCouncil @FilmThePoliceLA He is definitely a trained dancer because that kick while impressive was not any type of martial art
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@LLdeeflint @KSTiLLS Listen, young lady, you can do your hair or nails however you want. This is America
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@THEKIDMERO Luka>Tatum if we talking about players from countries with civil unrest
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@MrQu1gley @Hamb1no It doesn't include "transgenderism"
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@jakobe1H @Hamb1no Right. It was about bashing all LGTBQ people
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@DawgMan78 @JimmyPrinceton Yes. They are. And if they actually played high school football they would know how silly this is
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@gg_geist @MarkSmi70354099 Well, unlike your company, these women run a successful business
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@hutchinson @jackmirkinson The filibuster is an excuse, not a real impediment to the party
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@roofing2fish @bethanyshondark No. You are the loud minority. If you were the majority then they wouldn't do this
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@JGODYT @Rallied Yeah. Organizers should have been more specific in the main rules, but Booya shouldn't have backed out
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@TheMikeyPasta @bbreadmanW He said "twenty yeah"
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