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Joined November 2021
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@snifideezy
Ifedayo
3 years
Omoge no Bissau
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3 years
We will rather die than to lose to Super Eagles — Guinea Bissau
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Ifedayo
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My father never beat me when I was growing up too and I was well behaved. I was well behaved because my mother is the one that used to beat the hell out of me
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Osaretin Victor Asemota
1 month
I have never beat my kids once in their lives and they are so well behaved. The secret is that I don’t just talk, I carry out actions. I have been making my wife learn this. My kids know that my threats aren’t empty. A week without Internet is a week without it. A month also too.
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Ifedayo
2 months
Imagine what will happen when the film comes out
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Aizen
2 months
Half of Ogbomoso is blocked cos of one stupid trailer 🤦‍♂️
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Ifedayo
5 months
They equalize and you're still thanking them. Shameless
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Chelsea FC
5 months
Burnley equalise. O'Shea. 🔵 2-2 🟡 [81] #CFC | #CheBur
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Ifedayo
1 year
Maybe you're 5'11 and you don't know
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Issy🫶
1 year
A guy told me he was 5’11 we met and he was my height (I’m 5’3)
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Ifedayo
1 year
Want to marry a Chinese woman so she can born twins and we name them Timileyin and Timileyang.
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Ifedayo
2 years
Name one Beyoncé song that is as sweet as Siiiiiiuuuuuu!!???
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Aunty Teda
2 years
So many people think football players are crazy popular. It’s so weird. Like how can you say a football player is more popular than Beyonce? Then name two football players than even I wouldn’t recognize. Lol
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Ifedayo
9 months
He said they should cut a baby into 2 and one woman said don't do it and he said "you're the mother 🫵🏾"
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Ifedayo
2 years
How can you tell somebody 'I love you' on the phone and they reply you with 'we gather dey, we gather dey'
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Ifedayo
2 years
Alaafin Lamidi is going to toast Queen Elizabeth this night. He kuku like oyinbo. Iku baba yeye himself 😤
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Ifedayo
1 year
God why have you brought me to this country 😭
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Ifedayo
2 years
Ooramo
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The Lascivious Prude.
2 years
If I buy any Oraimo product again, make I bend. Very useless people.
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Ifedayo
1 year
I'm To, the one you're missing 🫣
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I sell French and Boho Curls
1 year
Hi, i’m Tomisin, you?
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Ifedayo
1 year
This is where they gave birth to Jon Snow
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Ifedayo
9 months
Today might be keresi, but every day I'm kresi about you 🫶🏿
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Ifedayo
9 months
Ijebu Igbo
@ayosfragrance
Engr. Ayomide
9 months
What does “ijgb” stand for?
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Ifedayo
1 year
You people mean to tell me there's a real life "e file, e je ko cook" going on in Lagos rn?
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Ifedayo
1 year
You people should stop fighting pls 🥺. Hilda world, make it a better plaaaccce ♥️🫵🏿
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Ifedayo
9 months
White men in 1735:
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Nux
9 months
I'm a simple man. I see big monke, I open my wallet.
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Ifedayo
2 months
I can't wait to see your 3 year caption
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Kawthar Ahmed
2 months
2 yrs @Meta 🤍
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Ifedayo
1 year
This is the big brain analysis that NASA pays top dollar for
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KHAN'✨
1 year
I have a theory: The longer you live the more inclined you’re to lose a lot of people to death. You’ll watch everyone you know, die.
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Ifedayo
2 years
You see how Pele died and they're posting him with his World Cup. Some people don't have World Cup like this what will they post for them. O ma se o 😔
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Ifedayo
9 months
Shebi your babe is the light of your life. You don't need NEPA. Enjoy 🫵🏾
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Dapo 🧏
9 months
Do you guys have light?
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Ifedayo
2 years
Burna Boy is so good. If anything it's Michael Jordan that should be singing "Basketball make me feel I be Burna"
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Ifedayo
2 months
You can say he's feeling the pressure
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Arinze
2 months
Kante has been bad in every phases
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Ifedayo
1 year
@boch___ Is it because you're half Chinese half Yoruba ?
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Ifedayo
2 years
The head of Chowdeck should be called the Chowdeck Bossman
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Ifedayo
1 year
When you don't know which crayfish to pick
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What a day what a day
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Ifedayo
10 months
Papa Ajasco when he just got back from UK: Ijigbijigbjigbijigbijigbi
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Ifedayo
1 year
Muhammed and Jesus are turning up and Darwin is doing jargons
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Ifedayo
2 years
What did the Yoruba lesbian say to the French lesbian? Mo fe camavinga ara wa
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Ifedayo
9 months
@philip_szn Like mad. Let there be light and there was light
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Ifedayo
2 years
Zidane won 2006 Golden Ball with 1 open play goal, 2 penalties and 1 setpiece assist. There were no tears then. Rest pls
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Ifedayo
2 months
@TheBoykayy This account is known for consistent excellence. All my work is my finest work 👍🏾
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Ifedayo
1 year
@Biyyot Last day of the week though 👍🏾
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Ifedayo
2 years
If you knew ball your name would be beansanddodobabs_
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Dodo
2 years
Please love yourself and stop eating beans.
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Ifedayo
8 months
I’mmmm gonnaaa swinggg, from the chandelierrrr
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World of Engineering
8 months
today’s date is 123123 once in a lifetime experience
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Ifedayo
2 years
It's because they don't know that you're a useless person
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Judge Judy & Executioner
2 years
It be strangers who go harder for you than your own
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Ifedayo
9 months
@Dxpo_ Have you read your Bible before???
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Ifedayo
2 months
If not for Jesus, tani mba pe?
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Gideon Odoma
2 months
SATISFACTION or THE VOICE OF THE SERPENT
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Ifedayo
2 years
If you're a student and you're not happy about going back to school maybe you have stuckhome syndrome
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Ifedayo
4 months
Mi o maupay omo france ni e
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Neal Maupay
4 months
I’ve cleared my schedule to sit waiting by the phone lads 👍
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Ifedayo
2 months
God punish that guy that said you should warm food. I will warm the food for you 🙏🏿
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Uzo Njoku
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Ifedayo
1 year
It means he's not ready and you should go away
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Peter Kithela Gachamba
1 year
What Does It Mean When a Man Says He's "Not Ready" for a Relationship?
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Ifedayo
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You people are not smart enough to be feeling this way sorry. It's not your intelligence that is making you cynical.
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nope
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Intelligence is a burden. The more you know, the more cynical you become.
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Ifedayo
1 year
A yoruba alcoholic?
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Hood
1 year
Need a horticulturist, Please point me to one 🙏🏽
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Ifedayo
3 years
Worst death in Harry Potter is Cedric sha. Cos the boy wasn't even involved in any of their drama. He was just a spare. Tragic stuff
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Ifedayo
2 years
@kny3s3gnu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ifedayo
1 year
@weweyuwa Why are you crying baby? 🥺
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Ifedayo
2 years
2 CL QF exits in 3 years btw
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GOAL
2 years
On their way to destroy your defence 🚶‍♂️
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Ifedayo
2 years
The new Asake doesn't even have to grow on you. 10/10.
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Ifedayo
1 year
Abacha in 1998:
apple don kll me man
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Ifedayo
2 years
The wine that Jesus turned water to is Moet btw. That's why we sing Jesu kore daale, Moet.
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Ifedayo
1 year
Snake in the eagles shadow
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Danjuma
1 year
Australia una , this is not NatGeoWild
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Ifedayo
1 year
The funniest one was when someone wanted to ask for money and then the person replied with 2 hour vn and then the original guy sent money to him instead
@ogheneyxle
- bandito 💜
1 year
whatsapp memes are probably the most unintentionally funny thing in the world 😭
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Ifedayo
3 years
Everybody is talking about propaganda but I'm over here worrying about the propagoose
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Ifedayo
1 year
Pep has done the 3 Peat in 3 different leagues, won the treble with 2 different teams and won the CL in 3 different decades. Unreal
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Ifedayo
2 months
I was listening to Obesere yesterday and my Google Maps was directing me to face oncoming traffic, I said "Hey Google be careful, na express you dey go"
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Ifedayo
1 year
All of you are the same. Copy and pastey
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Opeyemi Oladoyinbo (Omo baba God)
1 year
It's the way y'all are reposting this reply with silly questions Your father??? Do y'all have a problem with me calling my pastor, Father??? Instead of spitting what you don't know, why not do a proper Bible study for it to make sense to you. Afi suru🙁 Pastey is my father!
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Ifedayo
1 year
It's a trap. They're trying to get broke people to speak up so they can block us
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Lov£ Omoregbe🫧satire princess
1 year
I prefer broke boys, these rich men are very disrespectful eww.
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Ifedayo
1 year
@neosvy I have a theory. Like he's Newton
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Ifedayo
1 year
The guy that fixes my car just became an Alhaji. He’s a Meccanic now
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Ifedayo
2 years
@bvlogun I reply you with your profile picture 👍🏾
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Ifedayo
2 years
Pls when is the Burna album dropping?
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Ifedayo
9 months
Where do you base >>>>
@Gbemis_la
hey miss shalom 💕
10 months
Idk but “where do you stay?” pisses me off for some reason
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Ifedayo
2 years
@_Ortodox Iya ma je mi o
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Ifedayo
1 year
Your beauty has njured me
@njure__
🧜🏾‍♀️
1 year
Still bad🥇
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Ifedayo
5 months
Is this the real life? Is this just fanta sea? 🥺
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JOE 𝕏
5 months
So it's true that you must pour fanta in rivers for safety? Wow, things are happening o.
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@khykhelormur We’re from the same hometown 🙈
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Ifedayo
1 year
@iy_gbenro Most of human believe am dead 😭😒🤣🤣
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Ifedayo
2 years
We're very similar me and this guy. I wanted to pick between ISI and OBMS and picked OBMS because they used to serve them rice. So I understand him perfectly
@OneJoblessBoy
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
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"How do you have fun?" Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour:
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Ifedayo
2 years
@Retrogodammed I just asked o. Don't put me in trouble pls 🙏🏾😭
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Ifedayo
2 years
We shouldn't have Ronaldo there anymore
@SkyFootball
Sky Sports Football
2 years
Here's @Carra23 's top five players of all time 🐐 Agree?
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Ifedayo
2 years
What did the cat say when he wanted to make his point: "hear meowt"
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Ifedayo
2 months
@kny3s3gnu Youthinkthebaygonletyoudisrespectsniffnigga?
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Ifedayo
2 years
There's no point liking someone if you can't be foolish about it.
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Ifedayo
2 years
Why do you people wear this kind of shoes with native?
@akinalabi
Oloye Akin Alabi
2 years
Another day closer to the day Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu will be sworn in as the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
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Ifedayo
1 year
Gavi has committed the most fouls in Europe/American leagues. This season. Last season only 3 people committed more fouls than him. He's 19 years old.
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Ifedayo
2 years
@prosquid Unfortunately I have ADHD 👍🏾
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Ifedayo
1 year
@_lanzii You're always famzing this good looking celebrity man. Who are you to he, to his, to him.??!! 😒
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Ifedayo
9 months
Who would have known this little boy would grow up to lose 6 finals
@AuxGod_
AuxGod
9 months
LeBron James at age 3 on Christmas (1987)
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Ifedayo
2 years
Just deeped that being sacked is called retrenchment because they're sending you back to the trenches.
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Ifedayo
1 year
Being sinfully desired >>>
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huey freeman
1 year
being seen fully > being desired
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Ifedayo
3 years
Hello (my) World
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doxa
3 years
God, hope my husband is a software engineer? Please o.
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Ifedayo
2 years
@CO_Chiamaka Kedu cuddle 👉🏾👈🏾
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Ifedayo
1 year
I just beat Morocco on PES @Cristiano look at your life
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Ifedayo
1 year
@OMehreet Better go and learn Chinese 😑
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Ifedayo
1 year
At the age of 27, Cristiano had just 1 Ballon D'or
@bagofnuts_
Abdul 🈴
1 year
If Mbappe moves to Al Hilal, by the time he gets his Madrid move he’ll be 27 years old with no Balon D’or podium finish.
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Ifedayo
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@blaaakussy Look who's talking 😂😂😂
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Ifedayo
8 months
He's closer to Poly Ibadan than Bowen
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Ifedayo
1 year
@PhiloeEsq It's not even that much
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Ifedayo
2 years
Me, I am a fool and I deserve all my unhappiness.
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Turbo
2 years
Who do you blame for your misfortune?
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Ifedayo
2 years
Shebi you can change the name of your pets? Our cats are named kekere ekun and chinko ekun but I want to baptise them and change their names to Catholomeow and Cattew.
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Ifedayo
1 year
@Mr_Lu3se Who are you calling a termite???
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Ifedayo
2 years
Listened to Boy Alone again and his name might be Omah Lay but he's definitely not a bastard
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