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@snapfreeze

6 years

WHY IS THIS PIGEON PRETENDING TO BE A CHICKEN

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@snapfreeze

5 years

THIS IS SO CUTE I WANT TO CRY 😭😭😭 (source instagram @ danmckerna)

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Boyfriend requirements 2011: - smart - goes to gym - has a good career - lives a healthy life - gets along with his parents - likes dogs - knows how to ski 2018: - replies to my messages

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@snapfreeze

7 years

I want him to do this to my asshole

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4 years

What the actual fuck

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@snapfreeze

6 years

am i famous yet

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@snapfreeze

6 years

🤔

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Went on a few dates with a guy a year ago. And then he ghosted me. We met again recently, promised me he'll be nicer this time. Ended up ghosting me again. Me:

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@snapfreeze

5 years

My dog passed away today. I'm absolutely heartbroken. Sleep well my baby.

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@snapfreeze

6 years

fuckboy realness

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6 years

call me daddy

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6 years

I'm a 31 year old grown ass man and I'm currently huddled in my room and starving because my parents are having guests over and I can't get to the kitchen without being seen.

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@snapfreeze

5 years

thirst trap 🚨

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@snapfreeze

1 year

That’s…. Not how sexual orientation works??

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@snapfreeze

5 years

Twitter deserves the sluttier version

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Courtney Act's facial expressions when she lost to @TheBiancaDelRio is forever a MOOD

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@snapfreeze

5 years

@WinstWinstWinst @ladyaeva when you regain consciousness in the morning there's no way of telling whether you're you or just an identical clone with identical memories I think about this way too often h e l p

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@snapfreeze

2 years

I've NEVER seen the gay community ™️ so united as they are now in hating that todrick hall garbage that ruined drag race S15

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Been ghosted yet again by a potential date I was v excited about 💔 So now I have to remind myself again that I'm a smart, funny, ambitious, emotional, somewhat decent-looking guy with a good job and honestly fuck everyone who doesn't want to date me. That's all.

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@snapfreeze

6 years

I don't have patience for people who ghost me 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@snapfreeze

6 years

We might be well informed in this gay bubble, but please go around and ask straight people about HIV. It's an... interesting experience. My colleagues didn't know the difference between HIV & AIDS or how it can spread, and the existence of PrEP absolutely blew their minds.

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Sexual orientation: Jake from Schitt's Creek

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4 years

When the interviewer lady asks "what about children sitting at home with two mums or two dads?" and he replies "well obviously that's a situation I have no control over" "no control over" Am I being crazy, or does this actually sound sinister af?

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@snapfreeze

6 years

GUYS HENRY CAVILL IS STANDING NEXT TO ME AT THE GYM THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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@snapfreeze

6 years

punch me in the throat

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@snapfreeze

7 years

#legs

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@snapfreeze

1 year

Imagine cutting ties with your parents because they vote for a different party than you. “Parties that seek to murder me” - hyperbolic hysterical craving of victimhood. Girl you live in one of the safest countries in the world to be gay lmao. 🤡🤡🤡

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@snapfreeze

6 years

I did a boomerang

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6 years

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@snapfreeze

5 years

I took the best dick pic of my life today I am shook

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Two muscle dudes are wrestling at the gym and this is literally gay porn

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@snapfreeze

6 years

monday amirite

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@snapfreeze

6 years

I bought plants. I am a plant dad now.

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@snapfreeze

6 years

oats

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Bisexual. It's called bisexual.

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6 years

Jason Mraz opens up about his sexuality to @billboard . “I’ve had experiences with men, even while I was dating the woman who became my wife. It was like, ‘Wow, does that mean I am gay?’ And my wife laid it out for me. She calls it ‘two spirit’.”

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@snapfreeze

6 years

This image echoes through the very core of my being

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@snapfreeze

5 years

me after scratching my balls

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@snapfreeze

5 years

I want this engraved into my tombstone

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@snapfreeze

8 years

masc4masc thirst trap

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Hello

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Having one of those mornings where I really hate being single. Wish I had someone to cuddle me, not because they're horny but because they genuinely care about me.

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@snapfreeze

7 years

Guess who's just passed his driving test 😄😄😄

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3 years

My cute neighbor just walked around in his room fully naked 😳😳😳 I thought this stuff only ever happened in movies!

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@snapfreeze

5 years

This season of #DragRace is so NOT about the charisma uniqueness nerve and talent of the contestants, and all about "what can we produce into a profitable story line"... It's fucking annoying. Get rid of S*lky already. Her drag is shit and she's an abrasive twat.

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@snapfreeze

8 years

rip me I am dead

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@snapfreeze

5 years

ONE OF THE DOGS AT WORK IS BEING TRANSPORTED IN A DOGGIE BACKPACK OMFG 😍

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@snapfreeze

6 years

ermahgerd shelderrrz

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@snapfreeze

6 years

I literally can't stop staring at my colleague's dick 🍆

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@snapfreeze

7 years

thigh there

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@snapfreeze

1 month

I rest my case

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@snapfreeze

7 years

Finally done ❤️

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Fuck new years resolutions honestly this year all I want is health, friends, and a boyfriend.

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Never seen anything more accurate in my life omg

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@snapfreeze

1 month

@wanyeburkett There are 4-5 breeds that account for ~90% of all attacks and basically 99.99% of all lethal attacks. I’m very much on board to ban them and all their “mix” versions.

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@snapfreeze

8 years

"What you into?" me:

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@snapfreeze

9 years

35 new followers in a day http://t.co/yfyM6cHnuC

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@snapfreeze

6 years

colleague: so what you been up to over the weekend? me:

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Refurbished my living room 😍

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Just found out one of my Instagram crushes actually does porn so I guess that's my evening sorted. 🍆💦

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@snapfreeze

6 years

hello I am a blonde woman now

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@snapfreeze

5 years

This is better than porn

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@snapfreeze

5 years

*SCREAMS IN BRITISH*

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@snapfreeze

6 years

my new baby

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@snapfreeze

8 years

I Was Texting A Really Cute Guy And He Seemed Genuinely Interested But Then He Stopped Replying And Disappeared - A Life Story Chapter 126

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@snapfreeze

5 years

it's pride month so my superpowers have manifested

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@snapfreeze

7 years

The gay membership requires me to post a selfie of my fresh haircut on multiple social media platforms so I'm just doing what I must

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@snapfreeze

6 years

When you message your perfect man on Grindr and he instantly blocks you 🤡

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6 years

teehee

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6 years

Didn't have a wank for like 2 weeks and then suddenly 5 times in a day I love how reliable my libido is

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@snapfreeze

6 years

I am ⚪️ straight ⚪️ gay 🔘 for the love of god stop using this shit meme it's not even funny you basic cunts

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@snapfreeze

8 years

It's sweatpants season

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@snapfreeze

8 years

Guess who just got permanent residence status 😎 Yo brexit come @ me bro

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@snapfreeze

5 years

If you don't have your phone on vibrate/silent constantly all the time you're a fucking psychopath

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@snapfreeze

6 years

There's a new hot PT at the gym and I accidentally audibly moaned when he walked past me 😭😭

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Instead of 🇬🇧UK English 🇺🇸US English Websites should display 🇬🇧English (traditional) 🇺🇸English (simplified)

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@snapfreeze

8 years

Alright let's do this. 😂 #2006vs2016

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6 years

This is EXACTLY why I'm gay.

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@snapfreeze

8 years

My living room furniture have arrived ❤

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Even after 11 years I still can't get over how photogenic my dog is. ❤️

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Make sure you stretch your calves after leg day 😂😂😂

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@snapfreeze

6 years

Me going through instagram seeing all the gays being friends and having fun

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@snapfreeze

6 years

There's a guy in white gym shorts here and I can literally see his religion

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6 years

I think my favourite moment of 2018 was when I met one of y'all twitter gays for the first time as friends and apparently I'm so uncool in person she unfollowed me on all social media and ceased all contact 😂😂😂

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@snapfreeze

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@jeauxsephjohn @Daniel_Radiance I'm confused, he looks the same (& hot) in both...?

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